Thread of future Red Sox superstar Triston Casas

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I don’t even go here (Red Sox) but this kid’s hype is off the charts, he seems super talented from the videos I’ve seen and also, man’s a Character.

You can’t deny the kid’s got confidence:

Triston Casas is seen here wearing red fingernail/white toenail polish. Said he will likely rock this look during the season. That’s my content for the day. pic.twitter.com/a0y06IZGle

— Julian McWilliams (@byJulianMack) February 17, 2023



He doesn’t even remember 9/11 and he’s out there pissing off Chris Sale A Certain Temperamental Red Sox redass:

Out of earshot of Casas, a veteran Red Sox pitcher walked out of the dugout, saw the scene in right field and bristled. To no one in particular, he made his feelings known.

“Are you (expletive) kidding me?” the pitcher asked.


And his Twitter is reminiscent of classic fictional Twitter characters like dril and Barry Zito:

Out of all the cooking utensils the grimiest is definitely the pan… dudes a gamer… I’d take him on my squad any day

— Triston Casas (@mvptc37) December 30, 2022



Godspeed, you remarkably confident child, may you hit a million dingers this season, especially against the Yankees, amen.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 10:55 (two years ago)

Former starting 1B and large adult son Bobby "he was the future, once" Dalbec trying to make a point by crushing a homer the other day but the job is definitely Triston's to lose and I really hope he sticks around - we need his joy

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 11:18 (two years ago)

Cases was the guy they were upset was napping and sunbathing during workouts?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:40 (two years ago)

Before, iirc?

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:44 (two years ago)

That would be weird thing (but not at all surprising) to be pissy about if he’s out there doing the work

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:47 (two years ago)

Or if your team was, for example, in last place.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:50 (two years ago)

I’m not sure anyone playing any sport competitively would share that sentiment.
But maybe if all the projections have you hitting between .230-.250 you might want to take a little extra time in the cages!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:59 (two years ago)

What a weird thing to post.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 15:07 (two years ago)

he should paint little baseball seams on his fingertips to see if he gets thrown out

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 February 2023 15:26 (two years ago)

He shouldn’t have left his little finger nails undone. Looks like he’s trying for a (second?) accent nail but it just looks unfinished.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 15:28 (two years ago)

“Hitting the ball hard is the objective. People love home runs. People love contact. And I try to generate that as often as possible. I’m in the entertainment business.”

He also walks a lot. A “three true outcomes” kinda guy it seems

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 17:15 (two years ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/tg9D0Vq7/5-B80-F0-A6-363-A-4811-9-A3-D-AC9-CDA441-F8-F.jpg

If he brings an ounce of this confidence to the game, he’s going to smash it.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 12:04 (two years ago)

https://www.reddit.com/r/redsox/comments/10htch9/triston_casas_awesome_entrance_at_winter_weekend/

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:19 (two years ago)

(i can't see your image gyac)

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:19 (two years ago)

Lmao this moron

Triston Casas showing off the flow around the bases. 😤

pic.twitter.com/XTsF9KPD8y

— Tyler Milliken ⚾️ (@tylermilliken_) March 3, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 15:14 (two years ago)

he interesting

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 March 2023 15:19 (two years ago)

This will be updated depending on how well he does (not my meme obvs)

Triston Casas MLB pic.twitter.com/erXeRiLdED

— Boston Sports Enjoyer (@DeversEnjoyer) March 4, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 17:09 (two years ago)

i’m watching chris sale live on my tv right now and he looks sharp

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:12 (two years ago)

Red eyes not ass

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 18:23 (two years ago)

ffuuuuck justin turner just took a fastball to the face

he did not lose consciousness but went straight down and spit out blood

have never seen that before, missed the helmet completely i think

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:26 (two years ago)

Starting off spring training strong, minuscule sample size but look at that enormous manchild hit

The sweet swing of No. 2 #RedSox prospect Triston Casas. pic.twitter.com/oH1WeF4AaP

— MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) March 8, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 12:32 (two years ago)

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2023/03/09/sports/triston-casas-red-sox/

Casas meticulously assembles his guest’s plate and then holds it up for closer inspection. He softly recites something that is impossible to hear, like those baseball conversations where everybody covers their mouth. He looks like a modern-day Mark Fidrych, who appeared to talk to the baseball when he was on the mound.

“I’m blessing the food,” says Casas.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 March 2023 10:59 (two years ago)

Barry Zito is dead, long live Twitter beisbol king Casas.

Casas’ tweet (Nov. 29, 2022): Don’t know how I used to catch lizards they somehow evolved and became too fast

Casas’ explanation: “I did try to catch a lizard (recently). Typically I could at least grab their tail and it will break off and then they’ll get away. I used to be able to scoop them up and let them run all over me. I tried to do that the other day and obviously it ran away because I didn’t catch it. And then I was seeing if anybody knew about the evolution of lizards lately. Because I feel like they have gotten more athletic.”


It’s his world, the rest of us are just evolving in it.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 9 March 2023 11:05 (two years ago)

Baseball and food are his life. He loves to cook.

I don’t really have any hobbies or talents,” says Casas, 23, who was ranked the top Red Sox prospect in 2021, according to Baseball America.

He can play the piano and enjoys bass fishing, but there is little time for that now.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 9 March 2023 16:49 (two years ago)

“I’ve heard it from a couple of guys,” he says. “But that’s OK. I’m comfortable with my own skin. I don’t resent them for making fun of me because they aren’t on the same level of connectivity with themselves as to put themselves out there and be vulnerable to criticism.”


The best?????

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 9 March 2023 16:54 (two years ago)

pic.twitter.com/bMGFEduQg4

— ash (@ashleyherman_) March 2, 2023

Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:05 (two years ago)

Oh trust me notifications are on for that account

giant bat fucker (gyac), Friday, 10 March 2023 12:10 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/swJOxlS.jpg

i mean

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:50 (two years ago)

Who will hit the first Red Sox home run of the season?? via @RedSox

I’ll start: Easy answer Raffy but to switch it up I’ll say Duvall pic.twitter.com/kPBX7d8fei

— Jake “Iggy” Ignaszewski (@JakeIggy) March 15, 2023



I take back everything I said about Chris Sale being the redass pitcher in the sunbathing story.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 16 March 2023 15:46 (two years ago)

i’m gonna go with eovaldi, he’s always seemed like a bit of a diva to me

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 March 2023 15:57 (two years ago)

Injured!

From Red Sox:

Triston Casas was scratched from todays game with left 5th finger pain. He is day to day.

— Chris Cotillo (@ChrisCotillo) March 21, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 14:49 (two years ago)

well duh it was unprotected by varnish

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:59 (two years ago)

Bobby Dalbec got the start at 1B yesterday, batting 9th. 0-4 with 3 strikeouts and 3 LOB 😭

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 11:11 (two years ago)

Triston Casas is back in the #RedSox lineup.

Duran CF, Casas 1B, Dalbec 3B, Palka RF, Alfaro C, Goodrum SS, Allen LF, R. Hernández DH, Yorke 2B, Winckowski P

— Mac Cerullo (@MacCerullo) March 23, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 11:35 (two years ago)

Out there with the spare parts!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 12:18 (two years ago)

Cmon, you know our guy doesn’t care about that. He just wants the bat in his hand and the sun on his forehead!

https://i.postimg.cc/6q0k6FwF/42-D2-E256-ACFF-4037-B376-D4314-D5-F1615.jpg

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 12:20 (two years ago)

Dear Tracer, this thing just won’t go away?

Triston Casas might be your 2023 Boston Red Sox leadoff hitter pic.twitter.com/vtzJolK8xx

— Jared Carrabis Podcast (@carrabispod) March 23, 2023



Also, today!

Triston Casas off of Duane Underwood Jr.

EV🔥: 107.8
Launch angle📐: 5.0 degrees
Pitch type🎨: Cutter
Pitch speed🚄: 91.6 mph
Distance📏: 115.0 ft.
Outcome🙋: Double

Boston Red Sox(0) @ Pittsburgh Pirates(0)
Top 1 1 Out pic.twitter.com/wdmaQT6s03

— Well-Hit Bot (@MLBWellHitBot) March 23, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:46 (two years ago)

hell yes

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:04 (two years ago)

the betts/bogaerts era already feels nine million years ago

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:06 (two years ago)

I mean don’t count your Casas before he’s smashed, but yes, he seems to be having a great spring!

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:14 (two years ago)

Who knew he inspired the Daniels?!

Everyone wants to take photos of the back side of Triston Casas’ hands (nails). I was more interested in the other side. This is what no batting gloves in BP looks like. pic.twitter.com/vAF3DKaJs5

— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) March 21, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:16 (two years ago)

Holy moonshot to walk it off for the Red Sox pic.twitter.com/GyLG2ZClP4

— Dillard Barnhart (@BarnHasSpoken2) March 25, 2023



Walkoff two run hr!

limb tins & cum (gyac), Saturday, 25 March 2023 12:15 (two years ago)

I don’t love that swing.. he’s flying open too quick, opening his shoulders up too quick.. can’t argue with the result though

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 25 March 2023 14:35 (two years ago)

Another bomb yesterday off Charlie Morton btw

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 13:23 (two years ago)

Triston Casas - Boston Red Sox (4)* pic.twitter.com/aWt6gTZyFm

— MLB HR Videos (@MLBHRVideos) March 28, 2023



This one? Oh you are spoiled having him and Yoshida.

limb tins & cum (gyac), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 13:30 (two years ago)

Youk is such an upgrade on Eck in the booth it’s not even funny

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 April 2023 17:50 (two years ago)

sorry for posting to this thread when Triston isn’t playing ;_;

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 April 2023 18:30 (two years ago)

It’s ok, big boy sits for left handed pitchers

limb tins & cum (gyac), Sunday, 2 April 2023 19:17 (two years ago)

He came on to pinch hit and he did!

limb tins & cum (gyac), Sunday, 2 April 2023 19:47 (two years ago)

Rookie Triston Casas extends the lead for Boston pic.twitter.com/IHMQSS4oVF

— Pack the Brew (@PacktheBrew) April 2, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Sunday, 2 April 2023 19:50 (two years ago)

Tracer Hand, this is the Fred Lynn interview.

“It was nice to see somebody in the Major Leagues make an adjustment, because I see a ton of them just do the same thing over, and over, and over,” the nine-time All-Star said with a chuckle.


lol

“Back then, we didn’t even see what we were hitting until Sunday when the averages came out,” Lynn recalled of having to get the newspaper just to know how everyone was faring. “It was easy to just play the game and not be overwhelmed by all the other stuff. Today’s players, they can’t do that. I don’t know how they do it, to be honest, because they can’t get away from all that chatter.”


Fred Lynn otm. It was “nice” to see the number of blatantly homophobic comments about him on Twitter given his appearance in his interview yesterday. But he’s clearly worked out a way, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 09:17 (one year ago)

one month passes...

he is unreal

Brennan Bernardino, Triston Casas, Chris Murphy, and Brandon Walter spreading holiday cheer with the 2023 Holiday Caravan! pic.twitter.com/AKF1yH9HP3

— Red Sox (@RedSox) December 7, 2023

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 7 December 2023 20:52 (one year ago)

⚠️Warning⚠️

The contents of this video are HOT. pic.twitter.com/nAUgjmBrey

— Red Sox (@RedSox) December 7, 2023

wrong link

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 7 December 2023 20:52 (one year ago)

DUDE

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 December 2023 22:47 (one year ago)

His laugh at the end 💀💀💀💀

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Thursday, 7 December 2023 22:51 (one year ago)

He’s so sweet

https://archive.is/hXmnm

Casas hopes to use his experience not only to help teammates but also the region. His participation alongside teammates Brennan Bernardino, Chris Murphy, and Brandon Walter in the Red Sox’ holiday caravan — with visits to hospitals and charitable programs — represented an interest in becoming more deeply invested in the community.

“Baseball is great, hitting home runs is good, and winning World Series is even better, but giving back to the community and somehow making an impact in somebody’s life is better than those things,” said Casas. “I struggle sometimes with knowing my purpose in life and what this all means, being a baseball player compared to a workforce member or a teacher or a firefighter. We get so much attention and compensation that sometimes I’m confused about the dynamic of the world.

“But I want to use this platform for good. Any opportunity that I can get to come up to Boston or give back to the community or hopefully one day get into (hosting)charitable events and foundations, to tap into that after I’ve gained my platform, I’m here to give going forward.”


“Workforce member” though, what even is he sometimes

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 22:50 (one year ago)

this guy

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:41 (one year ago)

one month passes...

he’s back

Red Sox' Triston Casas turned 24 on Monday and enjoyed a big b-day dinner courtesy of his dad.
“My dad went to my favorite butchery shop in Miami and he got me an Australian Wagyu Tomahawk, then a separate Japanese A5 Wagyu Ribeye. So I had both of those for the birthday dinner"

— Christopher Smith (@SmittyOnMLB) January 17, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:29 (one year ago)

Him! Posted in hope a passing FrancisF might see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iEm7ZBXhrY

There are so many shithead comments online like Ted Williams would nEvEr and bro, Teddy Ballgame wouldn’t even admit he had a Mexican mother until decades past retirement. It’s ok for players to be themselves now.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 25 January 2024 22:45 (one year ago)

Joe Sheehan has him as the 5th best 1st-baseman in the game, behind Freddie Freeman, Matt Olson, Bryce Harper and Vladdy Jr

gyac thinks he might be better than Vladdy Jr and all I have to say about that is, it'll be interesting to watch :)

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 February 2024 22:06 (one year ago)

I mean maybe?????

What exactly did Sheehan say? I remember he was annoyed with some Sox fan who was complaining about Casas having a low average in May or something, after he’d started hitting, but before it showed up in his numbers. Sheehan: do Red Sox fans bother watching the games?

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 5 February 2024 22:11 (one year ago)

lol he basically just pasted what he wrote before
--
I wrote this in an email May 31, 2023 and published it in a mailbag June 21:

Casas was hideous in April, but in May he’s at .257/.338/.429 after last night’s 0-for-5. That’s also not great, but it’s progress. The K/BB is 22/9 and the K rate is 28%, not unreasonable for the profile. May xBA is .264, xSLG is .560.

I’d have understood these questions a month ago. It’s weird to get them when he’s basically playing about as you’d expect. He’s absolutely earned some patience.

Casas hit .299/.397/.556 from June 1 through the end of the season.
--

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 February 2024 23:03 (one year ago)

🤞🏻 for a good healthy second season (and that his hair grows back ASAP)

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 5 February 2024 23:07 (one year ago)

one month passes...

It’s good that Florida man wears sunscreen, but does he seriously not understand that you’re supposed to rub it in.

https://i.postimg.cc/7Z0rDWGr/IMG-6515.png

https://www.mlb.com/app/atbat/video/triston-casas-joins-mlb-tonight

Also, I love Jake Peavy so much.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 17:34 (one year ago)

"What part of that [pregame breakfast] makes you feel light for the game?"

Triston Casas: "The trip to the bathroom right before the game. That'll make me feel light. I think it's the chia seeds and flax seeds running right through me. That's the light part." pic.twitter.com/zxgpOt2wEt

— Sox & Shoes (@soxandshoes) March 7, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 7 March 2024 18:44 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.sfgate.com/athletics/article/sunbather-oakland-coliseum-triston-casas-routine-19380171.php

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 03:51 (one year ago)

lol. I assume that’s an April Fool’s Day headline cos Jessica Kleinschmidt the A’s reporter (who is great!) posted it on her Twitter.

Triston Casas made it to Oakland just fine: pic.twitter.com/dBGgUxmCcl

— Jessica Kleinschmidt (@KleinschmidtJD) April 1, 2024



Zito and Lincecum used to both do yoga before starts, but then they weren’t first basemen.

Where does outfield yoga rank amongst pregame routines? #RedSox pic.twitter.com/nHR8NMJZ02

— NESN (@NESN) March 30, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 05:02 (one year ago)

Casas is so bored at dh he’s playing first from the bullpen lol pic.twitter.com/C9m6bYQeRK

— CasasTruther (@CasasTruther36) April 3, 2024



(He eventually got moved to 1st during Cora’s shuffling)

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 17:38 (one year ago)

https://www.masslive.com/redsox/2024/04/meet-the-river-monster-the-red-sox-new-on-base-celebration-for-2024.html

At some point shortly before the season on the team plane, a group of veterans were playing poker on the back of the team charter when, after someone won a hand with a favorable river card (the fifth and final community card in a flop game), gestured like a monster and said the “River Monster” had come for one of his teammates.

“It’s something to do with poker,” said first baseman Triston Casas. “I don’t play but apparently there’s something called the ‘river.’ Sometimes it frustrates players when something happens there that they lose and the other person wins. Somebody made that gesture when they were playing one day. I wasn’t there.”

…“The back of the plane card game got it going, so (Nick) Pivetta and Raffy (Devers) were doing it,” Casas said. “Someone was like, ‘I’m doing that when I get on first base.

“I don’t know how there can be a river in a card game. Those run through land, with water. I don’t understand.”

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Sunday, 14 April 2024 01:06 (one year ago)

He’s an idiot i love him

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 14 April 2024 02:04 (one year ago)

Thanks I hate this

The #RedSox today placed 1B Triston Casas on the 10-Day Injured List with a left rib strain.

To fill Casas’ spot on the active roster, the club recalled C Tyler Heineman from Triple-A Worcester.

— Red Sox (@RedSox) April 21, 2024



RIP big man, heaven needed this video of you squinting at a home run review

pic.twitter.com/QpYtSindyX

— Red (@SurvivingGrady) April 18, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Sunday, 21 April 2024 15:08 (one year ago)

Cause of injury: big

Triston Casas first felt the discomfort after a swing against Ben Lively during last Wednesday’s shutout of the Cleveland Guardians at Fenway Park. The Red Sox first baseman thought it was an abdominal issue, but after trying to tough it out for a few days it eventually became clear this wasn’t an injury he could play through.

Now Casas is likely to miss several months with what the club described as a rib fracture, though after a series of examinations he likened to an anatomy lesson, Casas explained his injury is actually a bit more complex than a simple bone break.

“No ribs were fractured, it’s not a bone thing, it’s more of a cartilage thing,” Casas said in the Red Sox clubhouse Friday afternoon. “So there’s the rib cage and there’s the sternum, and there are pieces of cartilage that connect the two, and that’s what was torn.”

Casas said he was told by the doctors that his injury is much more common in football and hockey players, and he was asked if he’d been involved in any collisions that would merit some pain in his midsection. When he told them no, the doctors chalked it up to his being so big and rotating so fast so many times when he swings that his body couldn’t hold up.

“They said anywhere from three weeks to six weeks to nine weeks, they don’t know, it’s just depending on how my body is feeling,” Casas said. “Right now I’m still in pain to breathe, my lungs are still hitting my midsection. I’m still getting to like 75% capacity without pain, so the first step is to feel good breathing before I can move to cardio and then I’ll move into more anaerobic exercises and progress as I go there.”


https://i.postimg.cc/fTzjFJRm/IMG-0010.jpg

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Friday, 26 April 2024 21:56 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

GET WELL SOON, KING

Alex Cora said Triston Casas wanted to stay in baseball shape. He’s still about a month away from being eligible to return from the 60-day IL, but he’s been in the back of the dugout locked in on the timing of just about every pitch tonight…keeping things sharp @NESN pic.twitter.com/KWvM5cGU1h

— Jahmai Webster (@WebsterOnTV) May 15, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 07:28 (one year ago)

This was pretty amazing too

Triston Casas must really miss playing. He’s been standing in the batter’s box for over 10 minutes. pic.twitter.com/xOBtdsXlO5

— Gabrielle Starr (@gfstarr1) May 12, 2024

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 08:08 (one year ago)

I see that and I raise you:

Since he had the intial tweet about it, the show asked @bradfo about what the "uniquely interesting" Tristan Casas was up to at Fenway yesterday. pic.twitter.com/p5CJOPkbXP

— Jones & Mego with Arcand (@JonesandMego) May 14, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 08:41 (one year ago)

Flemming was waxing lyrical for Casas in the early innings last night, saying it was becoming increasingly clear how much the Sox miss his bat, and beyond that the "intangibles" he brings (I think that was the word he used). Casas brings out the mysticism in people and I love it

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 08:56 (one year ago)

Flemming could be a contributor to this thread, he loves him THAT much

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 09:14 (one year ago)

Wait did you actually stay up and watch the whole game? You lunatic

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 09:14 (one year ago)

Lol no this was in like inning 2 or 3!

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 09:19 (one year ago)

I watch in hope of a big early inning that will put my mind at ease

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 09:23 (one year ago)

You should know by now you can’t predict the mid sox

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 12:12 (one year ago)

Oof

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 12:18 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Yappin' with Triston. pic.twitter.com/QvrnNdfVJt

— Red Sox (@RedSox) June 17, 2024



Watching this interview this morning & it’s entertaining af. The story about his dad 😭 and he’s even like WELL MAYBE IT’S A BIT EXAGGERATED, bro…

Triston Casas casually dropping a story on national TV about his dad getting arrested during his little league game pic.twitter.com/WIk6ywUjsA

— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) June 17, 2024



Easily the best part was Kenley via Bello (KJ presumably in the clubhouse getting treatment and watching it on TV) going STFU BRO

Kenley Janson sent Brayan Bello out to tell Triston Casas to give up the microphone cause he's talking way too much😂

🎥: @SNBonESPN pic.twitter.com/4zW7EistFK

— ᴄʜᴀsᴇ🏴‍☠️ (@BolieveInNix) June 17, 2024



Simply a very neurodivergent need to stats dump lmao

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 17 June 2024 08:23 (one year ago)

This was an all-timer of a back-and-forth with Casas. Here's the exchange in its entirety. https://t.co/EiMq4cev6u pic.twitter.com/cK98v9ihLh

— Mac Cerullo (@MacCerullo) June 26, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 20:35 (eleven months ago)

oh my god

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 20:39 (eleven months ago)

He reminds me of Manny, who couldn’t wait to get into bed so that he could start doing batting practice in his dreams

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 20:40 (eleven months ago)

Manny said drinking Red Bull gave him the energy to take batting practice in his dreams longer

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 21:21 (eleven months ago)

xp imagine not liking this guy

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 21:21 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

Soon.

Back like he never left. pic.twitter.com/0Sp3sva7U4

— Worcester Red Sox (@WooSox) July 30, 2024



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GTx1OtYXIAARisi?format=jpg&name=large

Giving his opinion on the Olympics (there are currently three former Olympians on this roster, including a summer/winter Olympian!)

Eddy Alvarez, WooSox Clubhouse News. pic.twitter.com/K38PAnay0b

— Worcester Red Sox (@WooSox) July 30, 2024



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multiple_Olympic_medalists#In_the_Summer_and_Winter_Games

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 1 August 2024 11:08 (ten months ago)

three weeks pass...

One of the few bright spots on this team since he came back. Posting decent numbers despite looking lost at the plate on occasion - clearly nowhere near 100%. .342/.413/.512 with an OPS of .925. Sad to think about what this season could have been for him.

Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 09:26 (nine months ago)

if he’s a 6-7 WAR player then the sox are in the wild card

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 09:31 (nine months ago)

I mean he’s a first baseman so I don’t know that that’s really achievable? Vladimir Guerrero Jr has 4.5 according to Fangraphs & probably finishes with at least one more unless he stops hitting in September. Even guys having great seasons like Freddie Freeman & Christian Walker haven’t cracked 4. (Actually checked Bryce Harper cos he was slumping recently & he’s 3.8, which is interesting as he’s having a relative down year).

Regardless it’s great to see what he’s produced already & this team is depressing as fuck but who knows what happens if he goes off in September? They should be prioritising his extension in the offseason.

Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 11:10 (nine months ago)

(watching him for fantasy purposes) the homer he hit the other day vs the d backs was an absolute bomb. i feel like he must be doing okay health wise to generate the kinda explosion he did on that swing

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 15:30 (nine months ago)

He’s a big boy. He’s said that he feels most pain when he fouls off pitches because he has to get back in the box after a couple of seconds as opposed to hitting or striking out. Are you the person who had him on the fantasy roster? Rough season.

I saw him hit his sixth hr of the season the day before he went on the IL & the hr was like they say on TV: sounds different off the bat.

Anyway, here’s what Red Sox Stats says.

Since August 16th, the day Casas came off the IL, he ranks 3rd/194 in MLB in quality of contact. pic.twitter.com/PcyYxbYHa0

— Red Sox Stats (@redsoxstats) August 27, 2024

Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 16:45 (nine months ago)

three weeks pass...

After slumping hard along with everyone else he’s having the best game of his career against Pablo Lopez & a LHP reliever - 3 home runs in 3 ABs with 7 RBIs driven in. Made some lovely plays at first too. If they trade him I’ll be so angry but they’d be incredibly stupid so.

gyac, Sunday, 22 September 2024 18:19 (nine months ago)

I watched The Franchise about the 2011 Giants and at one point Bruce Bochy talks about all the media requests he gets for Brian Wilson. Bochy said “He’s good for baseball,” referring to the fact his then closer interested people as a personality.

Today the Athletic dropped this Casas article. Casas is the same, and it’s one of the reasons I think he’s going to be a star in the game.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5798196/2024/09/27/triston-casas-red-sox-most-interesting/?source=user_shared_article

gyac, Friday, 27 September 2024 12:50 (eight months ago)

three weeks pass...

You'll want to send him a thank-you card and some flowers, I know:

Note to Red Sox: talk about trading Triston Casas for some pitcher is crazy. Don't do it.

That is all.

— Bill James Online (@billjamesonline) October 18, 2024

The chance that Triston Casas will be a Hall of Fame quality hitter is 30 to 40%. Most likely he will not be. But what he almost certainly WILL be is Boog Powell or Kent Hrbek. You just don't trade those guys away before they get where they are going.

— Bill James Online (@billjamesonline) October 18, 2024

clemenza, Monday, 21 October 2024 19:59 (eight months ago)

Lmao. I saw people talking about this. I hate Bill James as you know. The trade talk is so stupid but the Red Sox are stupid, so. Incident of “heartbreaking, the worst person you know”

gyac, Monday, 21 October 2024 20:01 (eight months ago)

three months pass...

King of the himbos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0eIuXyZfRI

- talks about doing handstands
- blatantly lying about how long his toenails have been painted orange
- “That’s the other debate, like is it pants up or is it socks up?” - i feel like baseball players would seriously debate this

triste et cassé (gyac), Sunday, 2 February 2025 23:12 (four months ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/z1pqaze.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/muiJ1GB.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/OUzxijg.jpeg

More professional version of this from soxprospects:

Physical Description: Strong, imposing frame. Thick, fully developed lower half.

triste et cassé (gyac), Thursday, 13 March 2025 00:10 (three months ago)


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