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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TImfFRzFUwA

Really nice Baggs piece about Luis Arraez, Marco Scutaro and their connection:

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7077856/2026/02/28/sf-giants-luis-arraez-marco-scutaro-venezuela-connection/?source=user_shared_article

Scutaro’s nickname in Venezuela, El Pulpo, came from a broadcaster who liked his intelligent style of play and considered the octopus one of the world’s most intelligent creatures. Arraez’s nickname, La Regadera, was coined by his sister, Normelis, to describe the way her brother seemingly deposited baseballs off every blade of outfield grass. Arraez wore the name on the back of his jersey during players’ weekend over the past few seasons. It’s the Spanish term for a watering can or sprinkler.

When it rains, sometimes all you can do is embrace it.


https://i.postimg.cc/XqgCd1ZN/IMG-0206.gif

Harrison Bader, his muscles, crop top and…aesthetic…are going to be popular
https://i.postimg.cc/sDRKk15S/IMG-0211.png

In an early-morning outfield drill, he was the one with the long, dirty-blond hair, linebacker body, and moves that oozed with the flair and finesse of a Gold Glove center fielder.

https://sfstandard.com/2026/02/16/harrison-bader-sf-giants-outfield/

― hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:12 (seven months ago)

Scutaro’s nickname in Venezuela, El Pulpo, came from a broadcaster who liked his intelligent style of play and considered the octopus one of the world’s most intelligent creatures.

that is some temu-tier stolen ass valor, may i introduce:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Alfonseca

His nicknames are El Pulpo ("The Octopus"), The Dragonslayer, and Six-Fingers. He has six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, a condition known as polydactyly. His grandfather also had this trait. Alfonseca regards it with pride, as a kind of family emblem.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:55 (seven months ago)

Six fingers on each hand must make the grip combos crazy. In any case, the Venezuelan commentator was right about the humble octopus

Captive octopuses appear to be aware of their captivity; they adapt to it but also resist it. When they try to escape, which is often, they tend to wait for a moment they aren’t being watched. Octopuses have flooded laboratories by deliberately plugging valves in their tanks with their arms. At the University of Otago, an octopus short-circuited the electricity supply – by shooting jets of water at the aquarium lightbulbs – so often that it had to be released back into the wild. Jean Boal, a cephalopod researcher at Millersville University in Pennsylvania, reported feeding octopuses in a row of tanks with thawed squid, not an octopus’s favourite food. Returning to the first tank, Boal found that the octopus in it hadn’t eaten the squid, but was instead holding it out in its arm; watching Boal, it slowly made its way across the tank and shoved the squid down the drain. (The third-century Roman rhetorician Claudius Aelianus, a more sympathetic observer than Aristotle, identified the octopus’s main characteristic as ‘mischief and craft’.)

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v39/n17/amia-srinivasan/the-sucker-the-sucker

― hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 23:50 (seven months ago)

two weeks pass...

Hayden Birdsong To Undergo Tommy John Surgery

This is terrible news but you're going to lose pitchers to this, nature's beast.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 20 March 2026 05:11 (six months ago)

I wanted to take a step back from baseball this year because this team looks average as average as can be. But I'm itching for baseball so they'll have me to start off.

Hopefully I won't annoy too much.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 20 March 2026 05:14 (six months ago)

so far I have tix to a Marlins game and a Nats game (I'll be wearing Nats City Connect <3)

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 March 2026 05:15 (six months ago)

The cherry blossom one? Pure gorgeous. Kind of wish I’d bought one in NYC now

― hat stays on (gyac), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:48 (six months ago)

Yes, you know me too well, ha!

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:37 (six months ago)

The Giants are planning to designate outfielder Luis Matos for assignment, reports Susan Slusser of The San Francisco Chronicle. She adds that minor league signee Jared Oliva is expected to break camp in a bench role, so he’ll take Matos’ spot on the active and 40-man rosters.

Bart, Luciano and now Matos are all gone. The Zaidi era feels officially over.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 02:44 (six months ago)

Oliva seemed to do really well but that’s a shock…but I guess doing it right now when rosters are set means they hope he’ll get through waivers and stay on triple A

― hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 11:28 (six months ago)

i sense another 81 win season.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 March 2026 01:24 (six months ago)

Arson Judge

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 March 2026 02:00 (six months ago)

ugh that was a slaughter last night

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:36 (six months ago)

giants get a hit challenge

― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2026 23:10 (six months ago)

four hits in 18 innings

― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2026 03:20 (six months ago)

Lol, will they ever score?

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Saturday, 28 March 2026 23:43 (six months ago)

A double with no outs, is this the moment?

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 00:13 (six months ago)

Celebrate good times come on

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 00:14 (six months ago)

It's going to be a long season

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 00:14 (six months ago)

LFG

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 01:58 (six months ago)

One run in three games

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 02:03 (six months ago)

Giants Designate Tyler Fitzgerald For Assignment

He was so good in 2024. Got the job in 2025 but lost it with strikeouts. Good luck to him.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Monday, 30 March 2026 20:56 (six months ago)

Rule 5 backup catcher Daniel Susac debut tonight line:

3-3 1BB

Had a night he will never forget with his family in the stands.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 3 April 2026 04:14 (six months ago)

He actually relieved Bailey last night in the 7th. So really his first start in the majors.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 3 April 2026 04:34 (six months ago)

Brother of former Giant Andrew Susac!

― hat stays on (gyac), Friday, 3 April 2026 11:13 (six months ago)

Ahhh I was wondering why I was confused when I heard "Susac's first game" - I was thinking of Andrew. Hell of a night - hope he can keep it up and bat 1.000 for the entire season

― octobeard, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:32 (six months ago)

I knew this schedule was tough out of the gate but this is embarrassing. Lucky I haven't been able to watch and seems like i haven't missed anything.

Up next:

3X PHI
3@ BAL
3@ CIN
3@ WAS
3X LA
3X MAI
3@ PIL
3@ TB
3X PIT
4@ LA

I don't see many wins there and think they will be buried.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 5 April 2026 22:57 (six months ago)

3 "clubhouse incidents" so far this year. Vitello just casually mentioning that there were a few they managed to hide from the media, thus negating any benefit of having hidden the incidents from the media.
i'm going to guess chapman yelling to "just catch the ball" and then proceeding to not catch a ball and also getting thrown out was not a help in that matter

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:55 (six months ago)

That’s hardly the ideal time for a manager to draw an ejection, isn’t it?

After the game, Vitello didn’t even contend that plate umpire Edwin Jiménez made the wrong call when he ruled that Jerar Encarnacion, by running on the grass up the first-base line, impeded a throw from Mets pitcher Huascar Brazobán. Vitello said the play merely triggered him because he lost two games in college — one at the University of Tennessee, and the Big 12 championship as an assistant coach at the University of Missouri — because of similar rulings.

“I’m sure he got it exactly technically right,” said Vitello, who might have taken issue with the fact the throw, which didn’t hit Encarnacion, glanced off the glove of Mets first baseman Mark Vientos. “It’s just a play I’ve got a lot of history for. … Lost a game to Lipscomb on that play, lost the game to (Oklahoma State coach) Frank Anderson and a Big 12 championship on that play. The difference between the two that I’m talking about, and I can talk about others, is the runner. In Frank’s instance — and I’ve called his team cheaters — (the runner) completely interfered with the throwing lane for the pitcher. So again, umpires are held accountable by what the rules are, and they enforce those rules.
“And again, I don’t want to replay. I’m sure they did it 100 percent to the tee, but you know, from my perspective, for plays between the mound and the third-base line, you know, the runner’s not going to have much to do with it.

“I said one last thing, just out of frustration or being all fired up. It was complete nonsense. I think it was misinterpreted a little bit, but (if) you’re on the field that long and you’re not a player, you’re probably out of place a little bit.”

imagine being a big league manager and mentioning your experiences battling lipscomb and oklahoma state

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:05 (six months ago)

over/under on how many of those involved devers?

matt chapman also doesn't seem like the most level headed of dudes based on what i saw in the series with the mets

― 龜, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:28 (six months ago)

chappy can gtfo for yelling at my boy casey :/

― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:33 (six months ago)

Susac’s single in the fifth gave him a 5-for-5 start to his major league career, the best career start in the majors since Ted Cox of the Boston Red Sox started 6-for-6 in 1977. Susac popped out in the sixth to end his streak but added a two-run triple in the eighth for his second straight three-hit game.

― There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 06:14 (six months ago)

looking bleak out here

― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 07:23 (six months ago)

It’s still pretty early but yeah it’s ben ugly. They need Devers to get going, he’s started slow due to that hamstring strain but when he’s going the lineup will look quite different.

― hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 07:44 (six months ago)

I turned out because of Coachella and haven't watched the Reds series either.

This lineup leaves a lot to be desired, looking at you Lee, Ramos and Bailey mostly. Speaking of Bailey, I read our gold glove catcher got pitched hit for in the ninth. I wonder how long it will be before Susac knocks down the door and demands more playing time.

― Bee OK, Thursday, 16 April 2026 05:23 (six months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUEjgxM1hJc

― brimstead, Thursday, 16 April 2026 05:26 (six months ago)

even in victory they are brutally shitty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBkJR0mxOXU

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 April 2026 03:29 (six months ago)

Per usual you don't know what actually happened. The teams were going about it all game, Adames was hit too and was alluded to this going on for this series. What happened at the end with Eric Miller was a nothing burger.

― Bee OK, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:51 (six months ago)

was kinda happy to see them get into it. they need something to wake them up

― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:57 (six months ago)

Seriously, this is such a listless and empty start - we're edging into sample sizes being meaningful territory as we inch toward May

― octobeard, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:22 (six months ago)

https://www.sfgate.com/giants/article/sf-giants-ceo-spending-22210512.php

― Bee OK, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:37 (six months ago)

Thank God for the Washington Nationals.

― Bee OK, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:37 (six months ago)

Susac was the catcher for Logan Webb tonight, so it begins

― Bee OK, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:36 (six months ago)

those phillies jerseys

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 18 April 2026 07:18 (six months ago)

The Giants have taken the first two games against the Dodgers. 3-run homer by, check notes, Patrick Bailey!

― Bee OK, Thursday, 23 April 2026 03:55 (five months ago)

They beat Yamamoto and Ohtani, they both started but Ohtani didn't get the loss. His on-base streak did come to an end.

― Bee OK, Thursday, 23 April 2026 04:13 (five months ago)

Huge. They didn't win a series against the Dodgers at all last year. Last time they even just took 2 of 3 was late June 2024.

They've won 4 series against the Dodgers (including this one) since the beginning of the 2022 season (yikes). Since that magical 2021 season they've had an absolutely putrid record against them (20-40, including the two wins so far this season). Historically they play .500 ball against each other even when one of the two are bad, but the trend absolutely bucked during Zaidi's tenure. Was he a rogue agent? hmm

Let's see if they can win more than a single series this year. Maybe Vitello has some juice.

― octobeard, Thursday, 23 April 2026 05:16 (five months ago)

Devers missed most of spring training with a sore hammy and it looks like he’s starting to get going now. Honestly I’m shocked they won this series but it’s huge for them. Let’s hope they can build off this.

― hat stays on (gyac), Thursday, 23 April 2026 07:14 (five months ago)

loved webb's smirk when asked about beaning rushing

― 龜, Friday, 24 April 2026 13:28 (five months ago)

Brandon Belt day at the ballpark today, it was a delight. He made me laugh several times.

― Bee OK, Saturday, 25 April 2026 23:32 (five months ago)

Grant Bisbee bids adieu after 20 years of SFG online beat:

https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisco-giants-discussion/110323/mlb-2026-san-francisco-giants-pride-night-lgbtqia-response-resignation

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 13 August 2026 19:20 (two months ago)

that post is written by someone else and it appears that grant is still actively covering the giants for the athletic

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 August 2026 19:48 (two months ago)

Shows you how much I pay attention haha. Yeesh.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 13 August 2026 19:59 (two months ago)

...and it was TIL that TheAthletic was folded into the NYT! holy cow. i have some deep dirt on theathletic founders through uhh maybe i shouldn't speak of it but yeah, wow. good for them i guess? bottom line, i need to pay more attention to "media movers".

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 13 August 2026 20:05 (two months ago)

lol that happened like 5 years ago

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 August 2026 20:08 (two months ago)

Deep dirt... SPICY! kinda want to know but it would probably dox/bring unwanted attention to the site so... Alas

― octobeard, Thursday, 13 August 2026 20:18 (two months ago)

👀👀👀👀

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Thursday, 13 August 2026 20:20 (two months ago)

Sami is hurt and don't blame him for telling the team to go fuck yourself. I also thought that writer was a woman.

― Bee OK, Friday, 14 August 2026 01:11 (two months ago)

I'm going to miss this so much.

Colorado pitcher throws ball to his doughnut:

Kruk hey, hey, hey, hey throw that baseball to the other side pal

Kip that's right

Kruk believe it or not that used to be an issue home team buys the baseballs

Play

There was a time, back in the 70s , you were a visiting team and you threw a baseball to Your doughnut! They called you on it

Kip God forbid you threw it into the stands

Kruk (excitedly) oh you threw it into the stands. There was a guy from the front office who sat during batting practice and if you threw a ball into the stands, he'd note it down and you would be fined five bucks a ball. Take it out of your paycheck...

― Bee OK, Saturday, 15 August 2026 03:10 (two months ago)

Nothing else like it. San Francisco Giants have been truly blessed with their crew.

― Bee OK, Saturday, 15 August 2026 03:11 (two months ago)

This Giants game against the Red Sox

― Bee OK, Sunday, 23 August 2026 02:21 (one month ago)

Up two so of course they blow it

― Bee OK, Sunday, 23 August 2026 02:24 (one month ago)

He should be out bit they will call it differently

― Bee OK, Sunday, 23 August 2026 02:26 (one month ago)

Carson Whisenhunt left in the 2nd inning last night and needs Tommy John. Adrian Houser just left tonight's game in the 2nd inning and looks like a mirror copy.

― Bee OK, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 02:56 (one month ago)

Giants are now sponsored by Kalshi lol. They should just move this garbage organization to San Jose/Santa Clara, there's nothing worth salvaging at this point.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 August 2026 18:06 (one month ago)

dreadful season all around

― Spottie, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 19:00 (one month ago)

You know who really needs Tommy John right now? Mrs. Tommy John.

(Sorry, cheap joke; I post seriously about how good he was on the HOF thread...there are actually two Mrs. Tommy Johns, both still alive.)

― clemenza, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 19:05 (one month ago)

Can you imagine the sheer terror going through their opponents' heads when today's lineup card was announced:

CF J. Cox
1B R. Devers
DH O. Basabe
3B B. Kennedy
LF T. Hill
C A. Knizner
SS C. Koss
RF G. McCray
2B S. Whitcomb

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 August 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

what... what is that?

― brimstead, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 23:01 (one month ago)

10-3, 2.79 ERA

GUESS WHO!

― brimstead, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 23:12 (one month ago)

lmao this team

― Spottie, Wednesday, 26 August 2026 23:20 (one month ago)

This team has not had a sweep all year. Today they were up 9 - 3, with getting 4 insurance runs in the 8th. Reds score 7 in the 9th and lose.

How is that even possible?

― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 August 2026 01:01 (one month ago)

Giants lose that is, also they scored 3 in the 8th not 4.

― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 August 2026 01:03 (one month ago)

I need an edit button

― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 August 2026 01:03 (one month ago)

The weather was (still is) crazy nice today, maybe that's why it turned into Coors Lite Field. But yeah... lmao.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 August 2026 01:24 (one month ago)

Bee, it's OK to stop watching them.

― octobeard, Thursday, 27 August 2026 06:25 (one month ago)

though hearing Krukow call games a few more times before he hangs them up is definitely a reason to keep doing so.

― octobeard, Thursday, 27 August 2026 06:26 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YXHAsANy93

― Bee OK, Sunday, 30 August 2026 04:19 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ich2kDtDi0

― Bee OK, Sunday, 30 August 2026 04:20 (one month ago)

Second base is the charm

― Bee OK, Sunday, 30 August 2026 04:21 (one month ago)

I can only assume this means they fucked on a burnt effigy of the rally monkey
https://i.postimg.cc/X7mGt930/IMG-9697.jpg

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Sunday, 30 August 2026 06:29 (one month ago)

must be such a weird game today, supposedly hit 94 at the park just now.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 September 2026 22:22 (one month ago)

The Giants had over 40k in attendance today, I don’t get it.

Rafael Devers has been on fire lately and one of the best hitters in all of baseball for 2026 when looking at it.

― Bee OK, Saturday, 12 September 2026 23:57 (one month ago)

Weather was incredibly nice and they dropped ticket prices to $25. Lots of Padres fans downtown yesterday/today.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 September 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Nice to see Devers live up to the contract and hit his stride here. Fuck the front office still. Not sure when I'll actually give these assholes money again, if ever. Worst season in my lifetime. My octogenarian father would agree for himself as well.

― octobeard, Sunday, 13 September 2026 01:09 (one month ago)

Rafael Devers was put on the 60-day IL with a core muscle injury and will fly to Philadelphia to see Dr. William Meyers, the same specialist who performed Matt Chapman’s surgery.

https://bsky.app/profile/miguardado.bsky.social/post/3mvgc5owevk2p

― omar little, Sunday, 13 September 2026 19:17 (one month ago)

Damn. Makes his bad ball home runs even more impressive.

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Sunday, 13 September 2026 19:20 (one month ago)

advanced stachetistics

https://stachecast.lol

― mookieproof, Monday, 14 September 2026 00:00 (one month ago)

Lol whelp just when you had a feel good story and a possibility of trading him...

― octobeard, Monday, 14 September 2026 00:18 (one month ago)

https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/mlb/san-francisco-giants/duane-kuiper-throat-cancer-diagnosis/1964462/?amp=1

“I was recently diagnosed with throat cancer and began treatment last week with my doctors at Stanford Medicine," Kuiper said in a statement released by the Giants. "This cancer is unrelated to the one I experienced five years ago, and I’m optimistic that it will be successfully treated. I’ll miss the broadcasts tomorrow and Wednesday as I continue treatment, but I’m looking forward to returning Tuesday and this weekend to celebrate my partner, Mike Krukow, and his remarkable career as he calls his final game before retirement. I’m incredibly grateful for the care I’m receiving and for the tremendous support from my family, the Giants organization, my broadcast partners and so many others.”

― Bee OK, Sunday, 20 September 2026 20:48 (four weeks ago)

This shit year just got worse

― Bee OK, Sunday, 20 September 2026 20:50 (four weeks ago)

WOAT year

― octobeard, Sunday, 20 September 2026 22:19 (four weeks ago)

Bob Costas has joined the broadcast to say goodbye to Kruk and Kuip.

It's getting real

― Bee OK, Wednesday, 23 September 2026 20:19 (three weeks ago)

Kirk Rueter was on the post game show. This weekend is going to be intense

― Bee OK, Thursday, 24 September 2026 00:50 (three weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jgoSLuHHKk

― Bee OK, Friday, 25 September 2026 01:34 (three weeks ago)

tempted to quick poll which playoff portion of the series the barves will inevitably crash out.

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 25 September 2026 05:45 (three weeks ago)

wrong thread but sad lol

― be dang if it aint (WmC), Friday, 25 September 2026 13:28 (three weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5uj6tjGL4

― Bee OK, Monday, 28 September 2026 05:51 (three weeks ago)

I finally had time to watch it, made me cry. It will never be the same.

― Bee OK, Monday, 28 September 2026 20:36 (three weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTW04jCAcSY

― Bee OK, Wednesday, 30 September 2026 01:46 (two weeks ago)


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