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Ritchie Rich: the 2026 Braves Thread

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flameout midseason or do the usual flameout entry round of the playoffs? if only a mets fan could dream of the latter option!

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 20 March 2026 04:00 (seven months ago)

Mets catching strays here way ahead of schedule.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 20 March 2026 04:50 (seven months ago)

send receipts

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 20 March 2026 04:56 (seven months ago)

Still weighing my viewing options: BarvesVision for $100, MLB.TV for $150, both for $200. If I worked days, there wouldn't be a question, but I'm at the bar 3-4 nights a week, so the price per game that I can actually watch is higher. Still no word if BV will be carried by Youtube.tv, which is what we have at the bar.

― I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Saturday, 21 March 2026 17:48 (seven months ago)

Strider's starting the season on the IL with an oblique strain, btw.

― I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 17:57 (seven months ago)

https://www.ajc.com/sports/2026/03/braves-announce-agreement-with-spectrum/

one of the few reasons I still have cable

― Brad C., Tuesday, 24 March 2026 23:18 (seven months ago)

absolute textbook opener

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 28 March 2026 06:07 (six months ago)

They looked totally hapless tonight (except for Reynaldo Lopez) until they didn't. Welcome, Dominic Smith!

― I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Sunday, 29 March 2026 02:08 (six months ago)

two weeks pass...

Sarah Langs‬

Matt Olson is playing his 799th consecutive game today, dating to 5/2/21, the 11th-longest streak in MLB history

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 00:56 (six months ago)

Never realized till today that Greg Maddux and Dave Justice were born on the same day--both celebrating their 60th.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 14:12 (six months ago)

Jose Suarez looks so much like Bartolo Colón I can't stand it. Anyway, good Philly-smashing tonight, welcome back to baseball Austin Riley.

― the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Saturday, 18 April 2026 03:54 (six months ago)

i did not have Bryce Elder and Grant Holmes penciled in for the starting pitcher WAR leaderboard

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 18 April 2026 05:56 (six months ago)

Dom Smith has been way too productive at DH to hand all his ABs over to Murphy when he comes off the IL. I've never been all that convinced about Murphy's offensive value to begin with.

― the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:41 (six months ago)

Ritchie getting the call-up, starting tomorrow vs Nats

― the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Thursday, 23 April 2026 02:07 (six months ago)

they need to lock up Baldwin to a 10 year deal ASAP

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 23 April 2026 02:50 (six months ago)

walked away from the game after the first inning and did not expect that box score

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 2 May 2026 03:58 (five months ago)

I almost dread Murphy and Kim coming back from the IL. Don't screw with a good thing!

― scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Monday, 4 May 2026 00:03 (five months ago)

RIP Bobby Cox

― Brad C., Saturday, 9 May 2026 18:52 (five months ago)

Not sure what Grant Holmes’s problem is. Lack of focus or just having freaky conversations with himself after a few innings…definitely mental and not mechanical.

― scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 01:04 (five months ago)

Kim’s godawful defense gives me heartburn

― scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 22:23 (five months ago)

So does his godawful offense

― scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 22:24 (five months ago)

That was a very typical Mets-backing DeGrom pitching performance.

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Sunday, 24 May 2026 00:48 (five months ago)

Anthopoulos needs to lock Dubon into a horribly-team-friendly (Albies/Acuna) contract ASAP

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 4 June 2026 05:44 (four months ago)

yes

― get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Thursday, 4 June 2026 13:43 (four months ago)

the fact the double steal/homeplate steal was buried says a lot. this is maybe one of the most devious teams i've ever seen.

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Sunday, 7 June 2026 06:05 (four months ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/jun/19/spencer-strider-braves-vegan-bernie-sanders-baseball

Can’t say I’m too surprised to find Strider is one of the good guys

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 20 June 2026 19:07 (four months ago)

one month passes...

Man, the fanbase really wants Anthopoulos's head on a plate for not giving them the Guaranteed Rotation Monster they had on their wishlist. I'm a little disappointed but not screeching and ripping my shirt. I may change my tune here in an hour or so when Grant Holmes gets to the 2nd time through the MIA order.

― WmC, Tuesday, 4 August 2026 23:14 (two months ago)

I mean, if the rumors true they did try for DeGrom and failed, can’t really fault him as badly as it seems a lot of fans have been.

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 August 2026 23:56 (two months ago)

Watching Acuña at bat, it's not surprising that his lower body is always breaking down. He wants 125 mph exit velo or nothing.

― WmC, Tuesday, 11 August 2026 13:51 (two months ago)

two months pass...

I was never a fan of Acuña like I am of Baldwin, Strider, Ozzie et al, but the Kalshi thing is turning me into a hater.

― be dang if it aint (WmC), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 16:45 (two weeks ago)

is he promoting Kalshi?

― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 16:49 (two weeks ago)

Yes -- I've seen his commercial for them a couple of times the past few days. I saw a NYT headline that said he was "the first MLB star," which I take to mean the first MLB player, to sign on to promote them. On top of the bad decision on his part, it's an extremely stupid commercial.

― be dang if it aint (WmC), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 16:58 (two weeks ago)

the one where he lives under home plate? it doesn't even make sense.

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 17:02 (two weeks ago)

that's the one
Prediction-market commercials are as ridiculous and OTT as insurance commercials because the products they sell don't bear any scrutiny. Just let Eli Manning tackle people through walls or call a yellow blob of furry snot Liberty Biberty, just distract the people enough.

― be dang if it aint (WmC), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 17:08 (two weeks ago)

I generally love Ronnie sorry 😎 I do not care if he didn’t like Snitker however he can go to hell for the Kalshi thing

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 17:33 (two weeks ago)

it's all depressing. as i mentioned in the hoops thread related to this topic, it's a bunch of extremely wealthy people (who will likely never use the product) trying to convince people, who have far less money and might even be struggling, to basically go and lose their money. when you see the number of "problem gamblers" just in the United States, and see that 17% of them will attempt suicide at some point in their lives, it becomes even more of a scummy thing.

― omar little, Tuesday, 13 October 2026 17:39 (two weeks ago)

Yep. Bryce Harper Draftkings thing in similar vein and just as gross

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2026 17:39 (two weeks ago)


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