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Ritchie Rich: the 2026 Braves Thread

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flameout midseason or do the usual flameout entry round of the playoffs? if only a mets fan could dream of the latter option!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 20 March 2026 04:00 (five months ago)

Mets catching strays here way ahead of schedule.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 20 March 2026 04:50 (five months ago)

send receipts

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 20 March 2026 04:56 (five months ago)

Still weighing my viewing options: BarvesVision for $100, MLB.TV for $150, both for $200. If I worked days, there wouldn't be a question, but I'm at the bar 3-4 nights a week, so the price per game that I can actually watch is higher. Still no word if BV will be carried by Youtube.tv, which is what we have at the bar.

I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Saturday, 21 March 2026 17:48 (five months ago)

Strider's starting the season on the IL with an oblique strain, btw.

I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Tuesday, 24 March 2026 17:57 (five months ago)

https://www.ajc.com/sports/2026/03/braves-announce-agreement-with-spectrum/

one of the few reasons I still have cable

Brad C., Tuesday, 24 March 2026 23:18 (five months ago)

absolute textbook opener

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 28 March 2026 06:07 (four months ago)

They looked totally hapless tonight (except for Reynaldo Lopez) until they didn't. Welcome, Dominic Smith!

I will edit thread titles like no one has ever seen before (WmC), Sunday, 29 March 2026 02:08 (four months ago)

two weeks pass...

Sarah Langs‬

Matt Olson is playing his 799th consecutive game today, dating to 5/2/21, the 11th-longest streak in MLB history

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 00:56 (four months ago)

Never realized till today that Greg Maddux and Dave Justice were born on the same day--both celebrating their 60th.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 14:12 (four months ago)

Jose Suarez looks so much like Bartolo Colón I can't stand it. Anyway, good Philly-smashing tonight, welcome back to baseball Austin Riley.

the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Saturday, 18 April 2026 03:54 (four months ago)

i did not have Bryce Elder and Grant Holmes penciled in for the starting pitcher WAR leaderboard

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 18 April 2026 05:56 (four months ago)

Dom Smith has been way too productive at DH to hand all his ABs over to Murphy when he comes off the IL. I've never been all that convinced about Murphy's offensive value to begin with.

the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 20:41 (four months ago)

Ritchie getting the call-up, starting tomorrow vs Nats

the long version with the trombone solo (WmC), Thursday, 23 April 2026 02:07 (four months ago)

they need to lock up Baldwin to a 10 year deal ASAP

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 23 April 2026 02:50 (four months ago)

walked away from the game after the first inning and did not expect that box score

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 2 May 2026 03:58 (three months ago)

I almost dread Murphy and Kim coming back from the IL. Don't screw with a good thing!

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Monday, 4 May 2026 00:03 (three months ago)

RIP Bobby Cox

Brad C., Saturday, 9 May 2026 18:52 (three months ago)

Not sure what Grant Holmes’s problem is. Lack of focus or just having freaky conversations with himself after a few innings…definitely mental and not mechanical.

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Wednesday, 13 May 2026 01:04 (three months ago)

Kim’s godawful defense gives me heartburn

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 22:23 (three months ago)

So does his godawful offense

scarce due to allocated reason (WmC), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 22:24 (three months ago)

That was a very typical Mets-backing DeGrom pitching performance.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Sunday, 24 May 2026 00:48 (three months ago)

Anthopoulos needs to lock Dubon into a horribly-team-friendly (Albies/Acuna) contract ASAP

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 4 June 2026 05:44 (two months ago)

yes

get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Thursday, 4 June 2026 13:43 (two months ago)

the fact the double steal/homeplate steal was buried says a lot. this is maybe one of the most devious teams i've ever seen.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Sunday, 7 June 2026 06:05 (two months ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/jun/19/spencer-strider-braves-vegan-bernie-sanders-baseball

Can’t say I’m too surprised to find Strider is one of the good guys

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 20 June 2026 19:07 (two months ago)

one month passes...

Man, the fanbase really wants Anthopoulos's head on a plate for not giving them the Guaranteed Rotation Monster they had on their wishlist. I'm a little disappointed but not screeching and ripping my shirt. I may change my tune here in an hour or so when Grant Holmes gets to the 2nd time through the MIA order.

WmC, Tuesday, 4 August 2026 23:14 (two weeks ago)

I mean, if the rumors true they did try for DeGrom and failed, can’t really fault him as badly as it seems a lot of fans have been.

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 August 2026 23:56 (two weeks ago)

Watching Acuña at bat, it's not surprising that his lower body is always breaking down. He wants 125 mph exit velo or nothing.

WmC, Tuesday, 11 August 2026 13:51 (one week ago)


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