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new thread to discuss Hoffman wins, Gimenez RBIs and bush party installations

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 18:06 (six months ago)

Another thought on the ASB system: Cavan Biggio, your moment has arrived.

― clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 18:43 (six months ago)

where's he at now?

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 19:51 (six months ago)

Gausman: K's for everyone, setting records!

Cease: hold my beer

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 28 March 2026 20:17 (six months ago)

Dylan Cease is something else today: 11 strikeouts through 5, working on seven straight.

― clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 20:18 (six months ago)

Fluharty getting hit with two line drives in a row - yikes

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 21:07 (six months ago)

To what extent does your life revolve around Alejandro Kirk!

― hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:17 (six months ago)

(I’m watching A’s-Jays and that Kirk nuke in the 9th was incredible)

― hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:17 (six months ago)

My dad--I mean ME--turned the game off and missed all that...I'm back, though!

― clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:40 (six months ago)

I didn't deserve that.

― clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:51 (six months ago)

I also tuned out after the Langeliers GS ... came back for the 10th!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:51 (six months ago)

Think Clement got a missed call on that checked swing.

― clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:53 (six months ago)

Ya he def went around imho. Anyways… what a game! Cease, Kirk, other new guy, Ernie!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 23:00 (six months ago)

bump

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 March 2026 14:19 (six months ago)

Looking for another walk-off win here.

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:56 (six months ago)

i will take a scoreless save from Hoffman. Lauer looked amazing and loved seeing Sanchez and Okamoto get their first homers for us too.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:03 (six months ago)

they set a record for most (pitching) Ks in an opening series too (49 by my count)

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:04 (six months ago)

My needs-context joke worked...Jays pitchers struck out 50 (!) in their first three games, a franchise record (one extra-inning game in there). I've got to wonder if that isn't an MLB record--to open the season, obviously, but over any three-game stretch?

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:06 (six months ago)

Sorry, was typing...I got 50, I don't know.

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:07 (six months ago)

First 3-0 start since 1996!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:32 (six months ago)

Not to worry, but a 77-85 team...Looking back at them, I was surprised to find out that Hentgen's Cy Young year (I remembered that, of course) was close to 9.0 WAR on B-Ref.

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 21:33 (six months ago)

Looking at old Jays teams on B-R, I noticed that after the win today, the Jays are exactly at .500 all-time following the win today (3857-3857).

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 29 March 2026 21:38 (six months ago)

Looking at that '96 Cy, pretty sure there are still Yankee fans convinced that Pettitte should have won. I recall that it was considered a toss-up at the time because of W-L records: yeah, maybe Hentgen pitched a little better, but 21-8 vs. 20-10, award should go to Pettitte.

Hentgen pitched a lot better. (I was arguing for him at the time--no WAR then, just looking at all the old-school stuff--and trying to tell people it wasn't just because he was a Jay.) Forty more innings, 10 CG vs. 2, more than half-a-run edge in ERA, better WHIP. Pettitte had a better K/BB rate.

Hentgen won 110-104 (16 firsts to 11, though).

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 21:52 (six months ago)

Re strikeout record for any three-game stretch: the Astros struck out 52 in 2016:

https://www.mlb.com/news/astros-mlb-record-52-strikeouts-in-3-game-set-c180433878

But 50 is an opening-the-season record, yes.

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:29 (six months ago)

Bo is off to a brutal start (1-14)...he's always been streaky; Jays fans a little more patient than in NY, I'm sure, but not all that patient.

― clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:36 (six months ago)

Saw him getting boo’d. Not exactly the best start

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 March 2026 00:33 (six months ago)

Whatever just happened to Cody Ponce there, did not look good at all

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 March 2026 23:50 (six months ago)

Not home, but just read that:

https://www.mlb.com/news/cody-ponce-injured-in-blue-jays-debut

Yuck. Why you load up on seven or eight starters.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 00:27 (six months ago)

Yeah, I'm expecting the worst here.

Five runs in two innings for Heineman. Still a better ERA than his twelve runs in 3.1 innings last year.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 08:30 (six months ago)

As expected, not great: "Blue Jays are 'holding onto' hope of a return this season."

https://www.mlb.com/news/cody-ponce-acl-sprain

― clemenza, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 21:00 (six months ago)

Hope springs eternal: six very strong innings from Max tonight, his 298th career QS. It's a stat that's barely ever mentioned anymore, but I got curious:

https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/ask/who-has-the-most-quality-starts

Assuming Verlander falls short of 300 wins, I think 300 QS will be more or less as unlikely as 300 wins. So two more, and maybe Max will be the last.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:01 (six months ago)

I was kind of hoping the Gatorade dump would be on Max tonight, but I guess that's something that just doesn't happen.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:06 (six months ago)

Hardly ever happens to a SP. who got it (my computer died)?

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:29 (six months ago)

Jesus (many jokes in the offing here).

― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:34 (six months ago)

i would be very afraid of pouring gatorade on max scherzer

― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:46 (six months ago)

I know--that's exactly what I was hoping for...Had this vision of Vlad doing his thing, then making a mad dash for the clubhouse.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 03:25 (six months ago)

How's that for a nightmarish loss? Up 3-2 in the 10th, two outs from a win. Next guy strikes out, but Kirk is injured from a foul tip during the AB. So two out, runner on third, Heineman in the game. Next guy drops down a surprise bunt, Heineman throws it away. (Would Kirk have made the out? Have to look at it again--maybe he would have at least held on to the ball.) 3-3 now, next guy doubles him home.

― clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:11 (six months ago)

Looking at the replay, Kirk would have had the good sense to hold on to the ball.

― clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:13 (six months ago)

On top of which, as the post-game commentators just pointed out, the idea that you're going to come off the bench and instantaneously pull off this incredibly difficult throw is wishful thinking. I realize it was a great bunt and a bang-bang play, but Heineman's supposed to think of the possibilities ahead of time. Guy bunts, no play, hang on to the ball.

― clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:22 (six months ago)

It wasn't that hard of a play, Heineman should have thrown him out to end the game, he just blew it.

Three out of four games dropped to two of the worst teams in MLB, Ponce injured, Kirk may be injured, the vibes are bad after that 3-0 start.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:30 (six months ago)

Looked at it again...I think it's a more difficult play than that because he picks up the ball facing the other way and had to wheel around. I don't know--it he'd made it, I would have been impressed, especially having just gotten into the game.

― clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 22:19 (six months ago)

He should have held into it imho- play was going to be close and looked like it *could* roll foul. Runner wasn’t going to score on the play - they would have just had to get the next guy out.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 April 2026 23:32 (six months ago)

Kirk out for probably close to two months. Ugh

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:06 (six months ago)

Heinemen's adequate, but what do they do? I guess they're long past the point of giving Varsho some games there...Anyone at Triple A? Trade for a stopgap?

― clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:18 (six months ago)

For a second, I forget about Tyler Heineman's controlled demolition thing.

― clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:49 (six months ago)

He had a pretty bad day today

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:17 (six months ago)

I've been watching baseball long enough, that I'm sure I've seen many errors uglier than his rundown-toss to third today. Nothing immediately comes to mind, though.

― clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:19 (six months ago)

They traded for Brandon Valenzuela in the offseason, who looks like he could maybe be a slightly better option than Tyler?

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:19 (six months ago)

He sure did look demoralized in the dugout.

― clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:27 (six months ago)

Apparently he was inconsolable after the game.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 23:06 (six months ago)

he did not look good when he came back at the end of last season; i would be surprised if this year was any different

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 6 September 2026 16:11 (one month ago)

To state the supremely obvious, tonight--Cease vs. a guy with a near-5.00 ERA, Guardians having lost--is a must.

― clemenza, Monday, 7 September 2026 22:31 (one month ago)

Very easy to lose sight of the fact that this is just not a very good team.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 8 September 2026 05:47 (one month ago)

Yeah, but there are no good teams in the AL. Someone has to emerge from this quagmire and get to the World Series, and it might as well be us.

Varland is great, but he allows too many baserunners and his numbers are great in part because he never gives up home runs and therefore almost never truly gets burned. But I feel like I've seen too many outings where he ends up with two runners on via a soft hit and a walk, but gets out of it. He won't be able to walk that tightrope in the playoffs, if we get there.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 8 September 2026 10:06 (one month ago)

That's more of a recent development, no? That's why he was such a godsend at first after Osuna and Romano, who saved most of their games but (as I recall) gave you a heart attack more often than not along the way. (And then there was Hoffman: heart attack + blown save.) Varland was just mowing them down early on.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 8 September 2026 12:57 (one month ago)

That’s not my impression of Varland. His WHIP is just above 1, which is good (not amazing tho). His FIP is 1.90; a little more than his ERA but obviously isn’t indicating any reliance on luck.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 September 2026 16:39 (one month ago)

Varland's last seven outings: 7 IP, 1 ER, 7 hits, 4 BB, 8 K, 0 HR. I'm guessing that's his worst 7-game stretch for the year, and while a bit messy, yes, still effective. (Not sure if he gave up any inherited runs in there--he always starts an inning clean, doesn't he?) Maybe the workload--including pitching almost every game in the postseason last year--is catching up to him a bit.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 8 September 2026 18:24 (one month ago)

There's a big difference in his K/9 and WHIP before and after the ASB, but his ERA doesn't reflect it. So there's some recency bias in my comment. He's still great, but I'm more worried than I should be when he enters the game.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 9 September 2026 10:03 (one month ago)

looks like Schnider was picking up what you were putting down last night!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 September 2026 17:41 (one month ago)

Watching this team ground into routine double plays--first Vlad, then Okamoto--as they try to cobble together a couple of runs against the 1971 Orioles, I mean the 2026 A's, is death. Remind me again why playoff races are fun.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 9 September 2026 20:41 (one month ago)

One thing that does me make laugh is how Springer/Vlad has been replaced by Springer/Clement in the Smucker's commercials. Corporations are even more merciless than fans.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 9 September 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

I worship self-deprecation, so big applause to Vlad. Mired in this nightmarish season, he just missed (by about three feet) his first home HR this year--double off the wall. As he's standing on second, big grin on his face, he's looking over at the dugout--where you know they're razzing him--and starts to mimic some arm curls: "Yeah, I know--I've gotta hit the weight room."

― clemenza, Sunday, 13 September 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

He did it!

― clemenza, Sunday, 13 September 2026 19:13 (one month ago)

i hope now that monkey's off his back he can start really hitting again

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 September 2026 22:45 (one month ago)

Mr. Okamoto, Mr. Kaz Okamoto...

― clemenza, Tuesday, 15 September 2026 01:32 (one month ago)

that ball was destroyed

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 September 2026 01:33 (one month ago)

most MLB home runs in a season for a Japanese player not named Ohtani

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 September 2026 01:40 (one month ago)

Guessing last night's game was the most dispiriting I've seen in almost 50 years of attending Jays games. 11 games to go, locked in a near-dead heat for the last WC, facing a team three or four games even more mediocre than they are, and they lose 10-1. Conceding that Schneider can only work with what he has, that key pitchers are down, and that I'm asking questions about answers I already know, why did he entrust the 4th inning (0-0) to a pitcher with an ERA over 7.00, a WHIP near 2.0, and a K/BB ratio barely over 1.5? 4 runs...and then he throws him out for the 5th and another run. Meanwhile, the guy who pitched the third, a 28-year-old making his major league debut, had just retired five batters without a hit or a walk, striking out three.

Why? Because Cullucci had thrown 25 pitches, coincidentally the exact same number Braydon Fisher had thrown when he got pulled mid-inning in the second--he also hadn't yet given up a run, and there were two outs and a runner on first.

This was the Schneider of 2022 and 2023, the Schneider of the Gausman/Berrios playoff debacles: he had a plan and he was sticking to it. With 11 games to go.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 September 2026 18:57 (one month ago)

Managed to win this afternoon--didn't watch--but the new problem I think is that the Guardians passed the White Sox, and the White Sox have the seasonal edge over the Jays. So win-lose, and a slightly longer shot today.

― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 September 2026 23:41 (one month ago)

I'm giving Schneider a pass for his handling of the pitching staff. Multiple bullpen games per week was nobody's game plan heading into the season.

Schneider probably thinks that anyone pitching in relief gets one trip through the batting order at most, no matter how well he's pitching. I can't say he's wrong.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 17 September 2026 13:43 (one month ago)

Bullpen days are tough to navigate, no argument, just having a hard time seeing the logic of giving 25 pitches each to the two guys who were getting people out while giving 53 to the guy with abysmal numbers and who gave up five runs.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2026 15:39 (one month ago)

On that note, I saw that the Marlins (who have the exact same W-L as the Jays but are 7.5 games out of a playoff spot with nine to play) used Sandy Alcantara in relief yesterday. He's already leading MLB in innings pitched and is a year removed from TJ surgery, but every game counts, right? I'm not saying that the Jays should pitch Cease every day, but the contrast in managerial styles there is ... interesting.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 17 September 2026 19:46 (one month ago)

My thinking also, more or less: avoid giving any innings at all to Michael Lorenzen--he's off-the-chart awful--even if it means the risk of overworking someone else. Not necessarily Cease, but get those two innings from somewhere else. There's no time left.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2026 19:54 (one month ago)

Of course--it bears repeating--pitching is not the #1 problem with this club.

― clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2026 19:55 (one month ago)

xp my whole point in posting that is that the Marlins are fucking stupid

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Thursday, 17 September 2026 21:11 (one month ago)

I assumed there was some context where using Alcantra was an unavoidable act of desperation…. or were they just like “lol idk”

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 September 2026 22:47 (one month ago)

With an absolute whimper.

― clemenza, Saturday, 19 September 2026 23:51 (one month ago)

so uh, how we feeling about vlad?

― 龜, Wednesday, 23 September 2026 21:21 (one month ago)

And that's that.

Trying to figure out this latest Vlad controversy; from what I can tell, it's a Spanish interview where he's saying that the team is paying him for what he's already done, not for what he's going to do in the future. Which is...partly true, but weird. Almost any contract is what, 80-90% based on expected future contributions? And his timing couldn't be worse.

― clemenza, Thursday, 24 September 2026 13:00 (one month ago)

Rare agreement with Kevin Barker: keep your head down this week, play good defense, then get out of Dodge as quickly as you can.

― clemenza, Thursday, 24 September 2026 13:02 (one month ago)

his statcast seems to be mostly good but where it's dropped precipitously over the last several seasons is in barrel and sweet spot %, especially the latter. you have to hope for a recovery next season, don't want the guy fully turning into Dave Magadan for that kind of money.

― omar little, Thursday, 24 September 2026 17:34 (one month ago)

ppl clowned on jeter for being a robot in interviews but he understood the assignment: no player has anything to gain from saying anything but 'just trying to help the team'

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2026 02:34 (one month ago)

i feel like that "paying me for what i've done" line is something agents (or famous dads) tell players who's performance isn't living up to their contracts/expectations. might be a nice way to frame things if they're feeling lousy about their output – absolutely not a thing you put forward as a defence to the fans tho.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 26 September 2026 21:26 (one month ago)

Wasn't watching, but I see Vlad was 0-4 yesterday with two strikeouts (could drop under .260 if he plays today). Guessing that wasn't pretty re fan reaction.

― clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2026 13:20 (four weeks ago)

am heading to the game today and will find out what the crowd thinks in person.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 September 2026 17:44 (four weeks ago)

Taking a wild guess this ticket was bought weeks ago?

― clemenza, Sunday, 27 September 2026 17:59 (four weeks ago)

no, yesterday! got 4th row, 100 level outfield for half price!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 September 2026 23:51 (four weeks ago)

tbf vlad hitting over/under .260 isn't the problem -- it's him slugging .356

that's 123rd out of 134 qualified hitters -- and behind andres gimenez!

you can't sign a $500m contract, play like that, and then get pissy or the fans will bury you

pretty decent run with the jays for george springer tho, eh

― mookieproof, Monday, 28 September 2026 00:50 (four weeks ago)

if he were a leaf the fans would already have buried him!

― mookieproof, Monday, 28 September 2026 00:51 (four weeks ago)

Oh, I know his BA is the least of Vlad's problems--if he were Alonso or Schwarber, 40+ HR would have gone along with that. But it would go a little way towards compensating for his piddly power numbers if he were hitting .300; he'd go back to being the Mark Grace he was when he experienced power outages before.

Found it interesting he played yesterday but sat today. I was going to come on here before the game (when I assumed he'd be playing) and say I admired that he (mostly) still played everyday and didn't let the din get to him.

― clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2026 01:30 (four weeks ago)

lol- I said that to a friend last night. Vlad is finding out what it’s like to be a Leaf

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 28 September 2026 01:33 (four weeks ago)

You know how many starting pitchers have certain catchers they're paired with, like personal caddies (Gibson/McCarver a famous example)? Obviously Max needs you, Thermo.

― clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2026 01:58 (four weeks ago)

I see Schneider and Max reprised their little vaudeville routine today.

― clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2026 03:40 (four weeks ago)

ya. the baseball version of james brown getting ushered off stage and then exploding back

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 28 September 2026 14:35 (four weeks ago)

I still love it, staged as it probably was. Must have been amazing to be there for Max's and Springer's farewells.

― clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2026 14:39 (four weeks ago)

there were literally people in the stands around me crying in the post-game

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 28 September 2026 15:15 (four weeks ago)

https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/how-okamotos-success-can-impact-blue-jays-push-into-japanese-market/

TORONTO – The Toronto Blue Jays introduced Kazuma Okamoto during a Jan. 6 news conference and as part of his visit to the city, the team planned a dinner for him at a high-end omakase sushi restaurant the next day. As the reservation approached, however, the newly signed slugger respectfully took a pass, because he’d gone to the Eaton Centre food court for lunch and crushed so many hot dogs he was too full for another meal.

― bruich, a stór (gyac), Thursday, 8 October 2026 23:29 (two weeks ago)

Something to entertain you till the game...For what I assume is A.I.-generated garbage, not bad. The only egregious mis-ranking is placing #3 ahead of #4. Doubt many Jays fans would agree (if they'd gone on to win last year, possibly, but not even then, I don't think).

https://i.postimg.cc/JhGkj5ZG/jays.jpg

― clemenza, Thursday, 15 October 2026 23:45 (one week ago)

Springer a head of Bautista is a little surprising. I think having Donaldson's MVP in there and not Bell's is dead wrong.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 16 October 2026 18:34 (one week ago)

Also, I'd include clinching in '85--that was huge. Iconic image of Bell catching the ball and dropping to his knees.

― clemenza, Friday, 16 October 2026 19:35 (one week ago)


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