Jeff Kent is the GWB of the MLB

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Both went to a prestigous school in a liberal state, then adopted Texas as a home state, both taken to speak in malapropisms (e.g. he described the Giant's seeming preference to playing in warm weather as them being a "fairweather team").

And the moustache!

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Uhh... GWB doesn't have a moustache.

― boldbury (boldbury), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just pointing out my ironic love for the stache.

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeff Kent is the John Holmes of MLB!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeff Kent is the malignant meningioma of the SF Giants!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.digitalriver.com/v2.0-img/operations/mlbhost/image/j/e/f/jeff-kent215.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

GWB "chokes on a potato chip", and Kent hurts his hand "washing his truck".

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost Broheems... Remember the Segway!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

or his mountain bike last week.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

That tool's throwing the ball right at Chris Sabo (in Gear!'s photo), isn't he?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

right at the goggles.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

check out the form on the bottom pic of the collage.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder he broke his wrist washing his truck!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeff Kent has an 18-game hitting streak after his triple in the 5th inning of today's game.

― boldbury (boldbury), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Picking ill-advised fights from which repercussions are difficult to extricate:

http://www.geocities.com/redhalcyon/bondskent.txt

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Friday, 4 June 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Kent pushed the hitting streak to 24 games tonight with a single in the eigth. That ties the Astros club record, held by Tony Eusebio.

― boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what's going on off to Shawon's right that's more interesting than the fisticuffs.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

he was holding the coaches back.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

to let them go at it?

― Shaun (shaun), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll bet he's reaching for a muffin. He looks hungry.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I've seen the film, he basically goes belly to belly with Dusty in the next frames. I believe that is Stan Conte between Dunston and Kent/Bonds.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

http://laist.com/2008/10/30/dodgers_player_jeff_kent_donates_15.php#comments

― omar little, Thursday, 30 October 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

mormon & asshole

― velko, Thursday, 30 October 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

If I ever see that guy at the Metreon he's getting a giant fuck you. Then I am running away.

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 30 October 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

Hate hate hate.

― Belisarius, Thursday, 30 October 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

Jeff Gunt

― Andy K, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

It occurs to me I might not be able to outrun Jeff Kent.

― Alex in SF, Friday, 31 October 2008 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

Anal Kent!!!

― Leee, Friday, 31 October 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

he has weak knees! you can do it!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 31 October 2008 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

Kent Resents Bent Gents

― velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

"he has weak knees! you can do it!"

I can run a mile in a little under 7 minutes so I might be able to outrun him if I can get a good headstart.

― Alex in SF, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

In other former Bay Area jock news, non-a-hole division, Steve Young sez no.

― Leee, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

http://ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/survivor-season-25-cast1.jpg

SURVIVOR

― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

omg!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

Jeff Kent is the Richard Hatch of MLB

― Andy K, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

ha ha!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Lisa Whelchel, too--it's a veritable Up With Peoplepalooza. (I always figured Kent was a strong HOF bet, but I see that both his WAR (51.2) and HOF Monitor (122) figures are unimposing. He also comes onto the ballot next year, placing him right in the middle of the deluge: Maddux, Thomas, Glavine, Mussina, plus whoever's left over from the upcoming vote.)

― clemenza, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

what the ...?

I might have to tune into this once in a while. Hope there aren't any truck washing challenges!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

Who's the blonde, second from the left?

― van smack, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

if i'm not mistaken the blonde to the right of her is the chick from the Facts of Life!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

i only read this in passing, while researching the important jeff kent/survivor story last night, but you're right! that is blair from facts of life, and apparently there was an online campaign (comparable to the campaign to get betty white on SNL????!?) to get her on survivor. i was deeply disturbed, closed the laptop, and went outside for some fresh air.

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

and obv if there was a campaign it should have been for tutti

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

i had no idea george clooney was on facts of life

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

WHUT?!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah, definitely! he was in all the primetime sitcom neighborhoods in the late 80s/early 90s, making out with everyone who was vulnerable

― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

just realized id been reading this thread title as 'jeff kent is the ghb of the mlb'

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

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