It's LIMA Time!!!!

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Time for Lima to pay half a million to a woman who contracted genital herpes from him last year.

No comments yet from his wife and son.

http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/lima_before.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Bullshit verdict.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex only got twenty grand

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Because 1 in 5 people have genital herpes and 4 in 5 people who have it don't know they do and EVEN if he had it and he didn't tell her its on her a little to look down and see if he has any sores and even if he doesn't have any why the fuck isn't she using a condom anyway when fucking a ballplayer who is cheating on his wife and probably been with more women than Ned has CDs and even if they did use a condom jesus fuck its herpes not AIDS. $500,000 for getting herpes is bullshit.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Also I didn't get a dime. :(

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame Wilt.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Also if she really was showing symptons a week after she had sex with him then she quite possibly didn't even get it from him. The window from infection to first outbreak is usually longer than that.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

But LIMA TIME is quick! It's like dog years, but in reverse!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

can we not associate ned with sex again alex? ok thx.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha sorry Yanc3y.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

HBO needs to develop a Sopranos like show about baseball and base a character on Lima, that guy seems like something someone made up.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

LIMA TIME

http://www.astroland.net/99sclima.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

Lima is trailing the majors in VORP.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Lima PWNS former team. ERA, record still sucks. Developing...

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Worst starter in the majors?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Next Start: 6/26 at Col

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Like Gax said re VORP!

505. Joe Kennedy COL NL -21.5
506. Eric Milton CIN NL -23.3
507. Jose Lima KCA AL -23.5

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Joe Kennedy vs. Jose Lima on Sunday. What's the over/under?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

It's a HACKING MASS All-Star faceoff!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

I still think this was a bullshit verdict.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever happened with this btw? I don't see any update on whether this actually help up.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

been with more women than Ned has CDs

Alex is totally an undie rapper.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 September 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Needs more Melissa LIMA.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

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