It's LIMA Time!!!!

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Time for Lima to pay half a million to a woman who contracted genital herpes from him last year.

No comments yet from his wife and son.

http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/lima_before.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Bullshit verdict.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex only got twenty grand

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Because 1 in 5 people have genital herpes and 4 in 5 people who have it don't know they do and EVEN if he had it and he didn't tell her its on her a little to look down and see if he has any sores and even if he doesn't have any why the fuck isn't she using a condom anyway when fucking a ballplayer who is cheating on his wife and probably been with more women than Ned has CDs and even if they did use a condom jesus fuck its herpes not AIDS. $500,000 for getting herpes is bullshit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Also I didn't get a dime. :(

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame Wilt.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Also if she really was showing symptons a week after she had sex with him then she quite possibly didn't even get it from him. The window from infection to first outbreak is usually longer than that.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

But LIMA TIME is quick! It's like dog years, but in reverse!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

can we not associate ned with sex again alex? ok thx.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha sorry Yanc3y.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

HBO needs to develop a Sopranos like show about baseball and base a character on Lima, that guy seems like something someone made up.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

LIMA TIME

http://www.astroland.net/99sclima.jpg

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 3 December 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
Lima is trailing the majors in VORP.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Lima PWNS former team. ERA, record still sucks. Developing...

Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Worst starter in the majors?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Next Start: 6/26 at Col

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Like Gax said re VORP!

505. Joe Kennedy COL NL -21.5
506. Eric Milton CIN NL -23.3
507. Jose Lima KCA AL -23.5

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Joe Kennedy vs. Jose Lima on Sunday. What's the over/under?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

It's a HACKING MASS All-Star faceoff!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
I still think this was a bullshit verdict.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever happened with this btw? I don't see any update on whether this actually help up.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

been with more women than Ned has CDs

Alex is totally an undie rapper.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 September 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Needs more Melissa LIMA.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)


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