Indie Guilt Bermanisms

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Reborn from the ILBB's first fantasy season (see here), a semi-retired k digging chick and I put out heads together for a new batch of indie guilt bermanisms. The game is pretty self explanatory when you see the results.

Mike Cop Shoot Koplove
Jason Marquis Smith
The Broken Sosa Scene
Matt Morrissey
Troy Enrique Iglausius
Bud Black Dice
MarKMFDMulder
Randy Wolf Eyes
Ugdeth from above Urbina
Cecil Magnetic Fielder
Shawn Green Day
TiNo New York Martinez
Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
Braden "Looper"
DavAdd N to X-stein
Orlanda Death Cabrera for Cutie
CasioTony for the Painfully Alone LaRussa

And for those truly brave, indie guilt ilbber's:

Yeah Yeah Yancey Strickler
David Rapostal Service
Gay-Dad-Gax!

Please add more!

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago)

mike red red meatmond
the kevin appiers in stereo
john oleruder than you
the carlos delgados
carlos beltran 3030
ben "pretty girls make" grieve

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Franz Ferdinando Venezuela
Eric Munson Ra
J.T. Snow Patrol (OMG SO LAME!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Derek Rilo Kiley
Pedro Har Martinez Superstar

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

my friend from work just thought of:
764-Horacio Ramirez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)

HA ha haaha - this thread is genius!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

the gleaming justin speiers

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Coco Crispy Ambulance
The New Bomb Turk Wendells
The Julio Lugo! Team

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago)

lance berkman or astroman
a girl called eddy murray
bobby abreau will know us by the trail of dead

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Oneida Gonzalez
The Rob Dears
Andrew Good Charlotte
Matt ClePavement
Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr.
Basement Jaxx Wilson

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
genius lives here

Brandon New Heavies Backe
Barry US Bonds

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

haha!

those fantasy threads should be mined for fodder on this board.

bnw, say hi to that semi-retired k-digging chick and wish her a happy belated bday from me if you ever get a chance!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

The Albert PoohSticks
Ray Kings of Convenience
Friends of Pedro Martinez

(Mexican rock-danceband/Hall of Fame inductee version:) Paul Molotov

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Rich Aurelia Round the Fountain?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Brian Boehringer Escape Plan
Jeromy We Don't Need Need No Water Let the Motherfucker Burnitz
Omar Daal Parts

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Chad Labradford
The Orber Moreno
On! Air! Throneberry!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

A.J. PierKinski
Rafael FurCalla

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Or Rafael Loose Furcal

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

The Mo Vaughn Bondies

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Kent Hrbeck

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Eric "Chavez"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Miguel Tejad-Hot-Heat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Damon Real Estate

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Albert Belle & Sebastian

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Tim Out Hudson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I guess you have to sound this one out: Esteban Wolf Loaiza

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago)

(Esteban Wolfaiza?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Javy Lowpez

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

The Bartolo Colonesome Organist

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Jorge Posada-day Looks Good to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Gabe White Stripes
Gregg Zaun Film

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Todd Jonestown Massacre
Tim SPOONybarger
Kyle "The Arcade" Farnsworth

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Frank "BLACK" FRANCISco (it's an easy double)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

I'm stealing this for my ILBB handle.

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Mike Lambchop
Placido PolanCo. Flow
Josh Bardo Pond

One for the No Hockey League:
Miroslav Fears Satan

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Jeff Anal Kent

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha, it's true on both levels!

TV on the RayDurham

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Troy "Modest" Glaus?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

The creator Gregg Zaun Film need question NOTHING!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Mouse on Maura
Thurman Haibunson
Leeeter, Paul and Muellery

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

My Chemical Rosen

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

"Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr." is brilliant

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

keith foulke implosion

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

eddie guardado make say think

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)

i am totally bowing in front of Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)

it is surely the benchmark by which all other indie guilt bermanisms must be judged

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

all apologies to Leee, the genius of this thread, but:

Placido Interpolanco

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

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Dovydas "Oneohtrix Point" Neverauskas

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

one year passes...

If the Indians face the Yankees next year I'm hoping for a:

Cole + Civale's Music Factory

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

Dylan Carlson

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― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 01:49 (four years ago)

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― rip van wanko, Saturday, 3 October 2020 04:13 (four years ago)

six months pass...

Baddooizm? Sun Akil Baddoon?

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:18 (four years ago)

five months pass...

Inside Lewin Díaz

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:49 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Love Is A Battenfield

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 14:56 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Casey "Hapax" Legumina

― Andy K, Thursday, 11 May 2023 01:11 (two years ago)

nice

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 May 2023 08:23 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Jarren "Duran" Duran
Sean "I don't think you're ready for this" Hjelle
Seiya "L8tr Boi" Suzuki
Yu "2" Darvish

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

Spencer Strider Thighs Explosion

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:07 (two years ago)

"Cage the" Elly de la Cruz

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:19 (two years ago)

Brayan “Sleigh” Bello

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:38 (two years ago)

Yusei “I Only Hear What I Want To” Kikuchi

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:04 (two years ago)

Vladdy O’Bolocko Guerrero Jr.

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:05 (two years ago)

Lmao I can’t believe you’re here!

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 00:02 (two years ago)

Gay Dadley Rutschman

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 04:49 (two years ago)

Baseball: casual fan, dumb wordplay: huge fan

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:21 (two years ago)

one month passes...

bryce 'box' elder

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:49 (one year ago)

Akil "Good News For People Who Love" Baddoo

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:22 (one year ago)

Slade "Cecconi Youth"

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:58 (one year ago)

marcus 'man or a' stroman

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 00:47 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

My wandering days are over

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2023 01:47 (one year ago)

Chris Morel Coil

― felicity, Thursday, 17 August 2023 09:41 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Apparently Ted Williams once dated Paul Westerberg’s mom 👀

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:51 (one year ago)

six months pass...

Andy "My Back" Pages

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 April 2024 04:37 (one year ago)

lol

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:18 (one year ago)

Colin "Ah, but I was so much" Holderman

― felicity, Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:35 (one year ago)

I've been singing "Alzolay" to the tune of "Enola Gay" for the last few days

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:36 (one year ago)

Joel "Sneaker" Payamps

― felicity, Friday, 19 April 2024 05:18 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

There Goes My Gunnar Henderson

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 17:47 (one year ago)

Here Comes Your Manfred

― francisF, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 19:14 (one year ago)

BIG PAUL aka the skenesdriver

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 20:35 (one year ago)

Dr. Neal El"vis Costello and the"Attrache-ons

― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 05:50 (one year ago)

Jordan "Stabbing" Westburg
Steven "Zwan" Kwan
Zach Neto and the Damage Done
"Mid-Sized" Ceddanne Rafaela
Ryan "Waldo" Jeffers
Andrew Monasterio Total
Mike "Talk" Tauchman
Marco "Hey" Luciano
Myles Strawbs
Jo Adele
Curt Casali Can't Dance
Carlos Rodan

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 17 May 2024 06:47 (one year ago)

so humiliating to scroll back and see myself making the same pun like three times lol

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 17 May 2024 07:25 (one year ago)

You dropped this, king 🜲

― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 07:28 (one year ago)

Alek Manowar

― francisF, Friday, 17 May 2024 12:34 (one year ago)

Bo Bish Boschette

― francisF, Friday, 17 May 2024 12:39 (one year ago)

Pete "Billie" Crow-Armstrong
Griffin "Basement" Jax
Isiah Kiner-Falefa "and Gettin' Caught in the Rain"

― felicity, Saturday, 18 May 2024 07:49 (one year ago)

hehe

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 May 2024 08:22 (one year ago)

Bob "Kali" Uecker
Dennis "100 Ecks"-ersley
"Oil Can" Boydgenius
Tim L'Raines
Jose "Lana Del" Reyes
"ANOHNI" Randy Johnsons
Bobby "Jenny" Hvalentine
Yoshinobu "Nilüfer" Yanmamoto
"Tomb Mold" Hoss Radbourn
H.E.R.A.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 19 May 2024 18:31 (one year ago)

Gastr Del Sal Frelick

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 1 June 2024 01:34 (one year ago)

ten months pass...

J. "The King of Carrot Flowers" Mangum

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 01:55 (two months ago)

Simeon Mobile Richardson
Simeon Woods Disco

take your pick here i can’t decide

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 13 April 2025 18:50 (two months ago)

Christopher Mr. Morel & the Big Steppers

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2025 22:34 (two months ago)

cant see brandon waddell without me thinking of brandon wardell

― 龜, Wednesday, 30 April 2025 23:48 (one month ago)

four weeks pass...

Gunna Henderson (this one barely counts)

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2025 21:48 (three weeks ago)

Scott (Really, Totally) Blewett

― WmC, Thursday, 5 June 2025 20:10 (two weeks ago)

Mookie Blaylock and the Egyptians

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 June 2025 17:45 (two weeks ago)

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