Indie Guilt Bermanisms

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Reborn from the ILBB's first fantasy season (see here), a semi-retired k digging chick and I put out heads together for a new batch of indie guilt bermanisms. The game is pretty self explanatory when you see the results.

Mike Cop Shoot Koplove
Jason Marquis Smith
The Broken Sosa Scene
Matt Morrissey
Troy Enrique Iglausius
Bud Black Dice
MarKMFDMulder
Randy Wolf Eyes
Ugdeth from above Urbina
Cecil Magnetic Fielder
Shawn Green Day
TiNo New York Martinez
Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
Braden "Looper"
DavAdd N to X-stein
Orlanda Death Cabrera for Cutie
CasioTony for the Painfully Alone LaRussa

And for those truly brave, indie guilt ilbber's:

Yeah Yeah Yancey Strickler
David Rapostal Service
Gay-Dad-Gax!

Please add more!

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

mike red red meatmond
the kevin appiers in stereo
john oleruder than you
the carlos delgados
carlos beltran 3030
ben "pretty girls make" grieve

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Franz Ferdinando Venezuela
Eric Munson Ra
J.T. Snow Patrol (OMG SO LAME!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Derek Rilo Kiley
Pedro Har Martinez Superstar

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend from work just thought of:
764-Horacio Ramirez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

HA ha haaha - this thread is genius!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

the gleaming justin speiers

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Coco Crispy Ambulance
The New Bomb Turk Wendells
The Julio Lugo! Team

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

lance berkman or astroman
a girl called eddy murray
bobby abreau will know us by the trail of dead

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oneida Gonzalez
The Rob Dears
Andrew Good Charlotte
Matt ClePavement
Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr.
Basement Jaxx Wilson

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
genius lives here

Brandon New Heavies Backe
Barry US Bonds

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

those fantasy threads should be mined for fodder on this board.

bnw, say hi to that semi-retired k-digging chick and wish her a happy belated bday from me if you ever get a chance!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The Albert PoohSticks
Ray Kings of Convenience
Friends of Pedro Martinez

(Mexican rock-danceband/Hall of Fame inductee version:) Paul Molotov

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Rich Aurelia Round the Fountain?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Brian Boehringer Escape Plan
Jeromy We Don't Need Need No Water Let the Motherfucker Burnitz
Omar Daal Parts

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Chad Labradford
The Orber Moreno
On! Air! Throneberry!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

A.J. PierKinski
Rafael FurCalla

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Rafael Loose Furcal

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Mo Vaughn Bondies

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Kent Hrbeck

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Eric "Chavez"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Miguel Tejad-Hot-Heat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Johnny Damon Real Estate

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Albert Belle & Sebastian

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim Out Hudson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess you have to sound this one out: Esteban Wolf Loaiza

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(Esteban Wolfaiza?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Javy Lowpez

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bartolo Colonesome Organist

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Jorge Posada-day Looks Good to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabe White Stripes
Gregg Zaun Film

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Todd Jonestown Massacre
Tim SPOONybarger
Kyle "The Arcade" Farnsworth

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Frank "BLACK" FRANCISco (it's an easy double)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

I'm stealing this for my ILBB handle.

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mike Lambchop
Placido PolanCo. Flow
Josh Bardo Pond

One for the No Hockey League:
Miroslav Fears Satan

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeff Anal Kent

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha, it's true on both levels!

TV on the RayDurham

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Troy "Modest" Glaus?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The creator Gregg Zaun Film need question NOTHING!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Mouse on Maura
Thurman Haibunson
Leeeter, Paul and Muellery

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

My Chemical Rosen

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr." is brilliant

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

keith foulke implosion

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

eddie guardado make say think

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i am totally bowing in front of Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it is surely the benchmark by which all other indie guilt bermanisms must be judged

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

all apologies to Leee, the genius of this thread, but:

Placido Interpolanco

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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Here Comes Your Manfred

― francisF, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 19:14 (two years ago)

BIG PAUL aka the skenesdriver

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 20:35 (two years ago)

Dr. Neal El"vis Costello and the"Attrache-ons

― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 05:50 (two years ago)

Jordan "Stabbing" Westburg
Steven "Zwan" Kwan
Zach Neto and the Damage Done
"Mid-Sized" Ceddanne Rafaela
Ryan "Waldo" Jeffers
Andrew Monasterio Total
Mike "Talk" Tauchman
Marco "Hey" Luciano
Myles Strawbs
Jo Adele
Curt Casali Can't Dance
Carlos Rodan

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 17 May 2024 06:47 (two years ago)

so humiliating to scroll back and see myself making the same pun like three times lol

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 17 May 2024 07:25 (two years ago)

You dropped this, king 🜲

― felicity, Friday, 17 May 2024 07:28 (two years ago)

Alek Manowar

― francisF, Friday, 17 May 2024 12:34 (two years ago)

Bo Bish Boschette

― francisF, Friday, 17 May 2024 12:39 (two years ago)

Pete "Billie" Crow-Armstrong
Griffin "Basement" Jax
Isiah Kiner-Falefa "and Gettin' Caught in the Rain"

― felicity, Saturday, 18 May 2024 07:49 (two years ago)

hehe

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 May 2024 08:22 (two years ago)

Bob "Kali" Uecker
Dennis "100 Ecks"-ersley
"Oil Can" Boydgenius
Tim L'Raines
Jose "Lana Del" Reyes
"ANOHNI" Randy Johnsons
Bobby "Jenny" Hvalentine
Yoshinobu "Nilüfer" Yanmamoto
"Tomb Mold" Hoss Radbourn
H.E.R.A.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 19 May 2024 18:31 (two years ago)

Gastr Del Sal Frelick

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 1 June 2024 01:34 (two years ago)

ten months pass...

J. "The King of Carrot Flowers" Mangum

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 April 2025 01:55 (one year ago)

Simeon Mobile Richardson
Simeon Woods Disco

take your pick here i can’t decide

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 13 April 2025 18:50 (one year ago)

Christopher Mr. Morel & the Big Steppers

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2025 22:34 (one year ago)

cant see brandon waddell without me thinking of brandon wardell

― 龜, Wednesday, 30 April 2025 23:48 (one year ago)

four weeks pass...

Gunna Henderson (this one barely counts)

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2025 21:48 (one year ago)

Scott (Really, Totally) Blewett

― WmC, Thursday, 5 June 2025 20:10 (one year ago)

Mookie Blaylock and the Egyptians

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 June 2025 17:45 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Bernabel, hardly Warming

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:06 (one year ago)

Eugenio "Southbound" Suarez

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 August 2025 16:39 (one year ago)

"Just" Blaze Anderson
Pedro "The" Leon

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 15 August 2025 15:28 (one year ago)

(Yes We Have No) Bo Naylor(s)

― Strange New Wordles (WmC), Sunday, 17 August 2025 19:59 (one year ago)

Hunter (Pass) Feduccia (On The Left Hand Side)

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 August 2025 20:25 (one year ago)

Mookie (You Better You) Betts

― fight for the right to remain silent (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 17 August 2025 22:51 (one year ago)

Aaron S(uper)chunk

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 August 2025 00:11 (one year ago)

received Aaron S(uper)chunk's new record in the mail today. it's . . . okay

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 02:40 (one year ago)

Francisco Let My Love Open the Lindor to Your Heart

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 19 August 2025 02:53 (one year ago)

god bless pete but i fear we're losing the indie guilt angle

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 02:59 (one year ago)

I guess that means you won't accept Brandon Nimmo Money, Mo' Problems.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 19 August 2025 10:56 (one year ago)

Or indeed "Fab Five" Freddie Freeman

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 11:14 (one year ago)

but bringing it back to indie guilt, i can't believe nobody's mentioned Ty "Zoviet" France

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 11:33 (one year ago)

Jon Spencer Torkelsplosion

― BrianB, Tuesday, 19 August 2025 11:48 (one year ago)

daft punk - one more time (feat. roman anthony)

(for a reverse bermanism)

― 龜, Saturday, 23 August 2025 01:56 (one year ago)

Jesus Made (My Hotrod)

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 25 August 2025 05:04 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Brice "He's So Fine" Turang "Turang Turang"

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 October 2025 02:42 (one year ago)

six months pass...

Brandon "Tobin" Sproat

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 April 2026 17:30 (six months ago)

one month passes...

"Under" Kai-Wei "Sleng" Teng

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 23 May 2026 20:03 (five months ago)

Luis Arraez "Therefore"

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 June 2026 20:35 (four months ago)

Parker "Lionel" Messick

#onethread

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 6 June 2026 00:59 (four months ago)

Braves prospect Eric "I'm big-boned!" Hartman

― get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Monday, 15 June 2026 14:22 (four months ago)

one month passes...

Spencer Jones Bat Explosion

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 July 2026 17:18 (three months ago)

Ghost Runners in the Sky(dome)

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 July 2026 13:29 (two months ago)

jakob marsee playground

― 龜, Friday, 31 July 2026 13:58 (two months ago)

two weeks pass...

TJ Shook (Ones)

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 18 August 2026 02:56 (two months ago)

Shane (I Want A Man With A) Drohan

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 29 August 2026 22:47 (one month ago)

Nate Lavender Diamond

― omar little, Thursday, 3 September 2026 00:46 (one month ago)

No Xmas for Sean Keys

― francisF, Saturday, 5 September 2026 21:04 (one month ago)

Joshua "Down With The" Ekness

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 September 2026 04:49 (one month ago)

mitch voit-kampff test

(kinda proud of this one, iykyk)

― 龜, Sunday, 27 September 2026 22:17 (four weeks ago)

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