THE DUGOUT

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CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout11-23-04-2.htm

ROFFLE

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

The usernames are often the best parts.

Classix:

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/archiveexclusive6.htm

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/archiveexclusive11.htm

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout2-19-05.htm

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE JIM THOM

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

THOME

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

WordUpThome: YOU WERE GIVEN A GIFT BY THE LORD AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS SQUANDER IT. WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO BE A MAN AND GROW THE FUDGE UP.

WordUpThome: PARDON MY FRENCH

NotGoodenough: ...

CalJr2131: *slow clap*

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

Corky_Romano: HAS SIGN OFF

The_Big_Injured: Oh come on, guys. Sammy, I know you're there.

Corky_Romano: SAMMY SOSA HAS SIGN OFF THE CHAROOM

The_Big_Injured: Damn it, dude.

Corky_Romano: SAMMY NOT HERE THIS IS THE COMPUER TALKING BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

BEST ONE

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

OMG RAVECH_2099

(Note: this is probably really funny only for folks that are ILC regulars. See also: DONSLAUGHT.)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout3-14-05.htm

A QUOTE FROM BUGS BUNNY THE SHOW

maura (maura), Friday, 1 April 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

i will never look at jim thome the same way again

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 1 April 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

Before I click, is this safe for work?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

There's some questionable language, but the biggest NSFW fear would probably be laughing too hard.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

I just snorted, and I was on this last night for an hour. THANK YOU NATE FOR FINDING THIS.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Ha hahaaha oh my!
If this site doesn't get me fired nothing will!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

JETERJETERPUMPKINEATER

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

DO THE KEVIN MCREYNOLDS

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh lordy THE DONRUSS GRAFIX are fantastic.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

the idea of Professor Charles Xavier's IM name being Xgongivit2ya is pretty much Hall of Fame material

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I nearly died when I saw these user names:

Niekro_Please
Andres_ Creek
Kiss_The_Sheff
Evolutions_Animal (for the wrestling fans)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

The Thome/Doc Gooden one is making my cheeks hurt from laughing!!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

"A QUOTE FROM BUGS BUNNY THE SHOW" hahahahahaha

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

The Pedro/Steinbrenner one is my fav so far.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

AND TWINS

maura (maura), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

WWE + MINNESOTA TWINS = BEST EVER

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I hadn't seen that one yet!

Besides, you're never going to be elevated playing in the HHH Metrodome.

Such genius.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

TOMKO: no.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Kyle's New Home

Pudge as fuck_i_singled, I love it!

mattbot (mattbot), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

update!

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

CHRIS GAY-BO

Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

wait why did my link not work
http://www.progressiveboink.com/#dugout

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/archiveexclusive12.htm

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh, crap. It's funny because it's true.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

seriously some of these i could read like 20x and they would still be funny

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

BIZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

YES, NOW LETS GO ENJOY MCDONALDS BRAND FOOD.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/ ! secret archives

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/111604.jpg

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

CHILD BIRTH IS A SPECIAL OCCASION

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

Chris Gay-bo
http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/322exclusive3.htm

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Oh this is a good one today.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

OMG! The Gay-bo one is priceless!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

holy shit SIDNEY PONSON WANT TO CRUSH THE SUPERFRIENDS

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Marilyn_Munson's computer has crashed.

I feel kind of guilty for laughing at that.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/diamondkings/DK9.html

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

it's getting to the point where i have one of these to cite for ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AT WORK

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh do tell which that one corresponds to.

scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 23 April 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

As a big fan of the Leeroy video, I thought this one was amazing:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout12-4-05.htm

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 December 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand that one.

boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 15 December 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

"padilla padilla padilla"!

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, what the hells? (Click on the pictures)

disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 17 December 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 17 December 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
These cracked me up for some reason:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/jon33.html

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout4-9-06.htm

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

okay, the "jon33" one is a fucking standout.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

i will never look at jim thome the same way again

The other night on Baseball Tonight they interviewed Jim Thome over the phone, so they put up a still image of his smiling maw and I could not stop laughing.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

lol

http://www.baseball-reference.com/t/thomeji01.shtml

gear (gear), Thursday, 20 April 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/jon41.html

milo z (mlp), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

They've been on fire lately (even by their own lofty standards).

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
CornOnTyCobb: I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...
CREDIBILITY

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

The Dugout rules the universe.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...
oh my gawd the new Kyle Farnsworth epic is amazing

"for the fuck of god"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit, crying here

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

that sufjan shit is sooooo good

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/mike4.html

rock and roll for the rock and roll soul (nate_patrin), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

It's nuggets like "Tax-fool" that totally make the dugout great!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

the jim thome one from a couple of days ago was pretty much perfect.

"/A NECROMANCER"

m@p (plosive), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

This is still so outstanding. The Gagne series was brilliant.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

wow is this still going?

Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

"you steal my wallspot an you see what happens, kyle feverdream farnsworth will make yer many days few"

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

They sold out. ;_;

David R., Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

i thinkt he stuff they do for the voice is pretty funny

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

do ppl not care that they portray basically every hispanic player as illiterate?

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

G00blar, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

Did people, during the progressiveboink era, find the Dmitri and Delmon installments funny because lol scary black d00ds?

Leee, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

Gay-rod wasn't very funny, either.

Jim Thome was the only consistent LOL

milo z, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

BACKLASH

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

OH

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

lul @ AtCarlosQuentin

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

hey guys what's going on in this message board

maura, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

professor farnsworth!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

WordUpThome: WHO ARE YOU WHO CAN SUMMON FIRE WITHOUT FLINT OR TINDER

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there are some who call me... lights out farnsworth
TheKillingFields: nobody calls you that

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: YEAH WHAT NOW SUCK MY JIM THOME CAPITAL LETTERS NEW YORK YANKEES WE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS AN U BOUT TO GET PLAYED OFF

CAPITAL LETTERRSSSS

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/the-dugout-greatest-night

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

clearly his Final Destination, if not WWE

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kOeftKv.jpg

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:01 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

happy 40th, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)

six months pass...

WordUpThome is throwing the first pitch tonight!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:34 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

WordUpComey: HEY EVERYONE ITS JI
WordUpComey: JIM COMEY

— Emily Rose (@mlerowley) June 8, 2017

maura, Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

HAHAHAHA YES

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:26 (seven years ago)

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUVx6lVX4AA6bBT.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)

😢

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 January 2018 08:52 (seven years ago)

NOW WHAT ABOUT SEAN CASEY WHO HAS SENT A GREAT EXAMPLE TO THE YOU
TH

Andy K, Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

nvr knew mr 17776 posted huh

Hey guys, this is Jon, one of the guys who writes the Dugouts along with B and Nick. Just wanted to let you guys know how much we love that you love our stuff.
― Jon Bois (jonbois), Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:01 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:25 (seven years ago)


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