Recite this before the Red Sox / Yankees game on Sunday night

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
"Dream of a Baseball Star"

I dreamed Ted Williams
leaning at night
against the Eiffel Tower, weeping.
 
He was in uniform
and his bat lay at his feet
--knotted and twiggy.
 
‘Randall Jarrell says you’re a poet!” I cried.
‘So do I!  I say you’re a poet!’
 
He picked up his bat with blown hands;
stood there astraddle as he would in the batter’s ox,
and laughed!  flinging his schoolboy wrath
 
toward some invisible pitcher’s mound
--waiting the pitch all the way from heaven.
 
It came; hundreds came! all afire!
He swung and swung and swung and connected not one
sinker curve hook or right-down-the-middle.
A hundred strikes!
The umpire dressed in strange attire
thundered his judgment:  YOU”RE OUT!
And the phantom crowd’s horrific boo
dispersed the gargoyles from Notre Dame.
 
And I screamed in my dream:
God! throw thy merciful pitch!
Herald the crack of bats!
Hooray the sharp liner to left!
Yea the double, the triple!
Hosanna the home run!

----Gregory Corso

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

or maybe you're more of a "Casey at the Bat" person, or favor "Tinker to Evers to Chance.'

Maybe I shoulda called this "Literary Baseball" but I was afraid no one would click on it.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh wow I wrote an AWFUL rewrite of that Corso poem about Ted Williams' frozen head for a Creative Writing class a year or so ago. Ungh.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

OMG Rap0sa that is SO the kind of thing I would do

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

I'll post it when I get home so we can all ROFFLE. Also, it's NATIONAL POETRY MONTH, so I need to get back on the poesy train. (Ha ha - Baseball Opening Day in National Poetry Month - nice synergy.)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Very loosely related: Garrison Keillor rewrote "Casey at the Bat" with Casey as a VISITING player, and recorded it in a braying New England accent. And it's ACTUALLY FUNNY!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I wrote a very precious baseball pome a year or two ago -- it's posted on one of the fantasy threads.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.