The Rolling 2005 BOSTON RED SOX THREAD

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In honor of Yanc3's pic of Millar grabbing some of Varitek's chaw on the fantasy thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

And, just to get this out of my system (& hopefully, the system of all other Sox fans that'll post or lurk on this thread): WELLS SUCKS RENTERIA SUCKS GO BACK TO THAT SALLY LEAGUE YOU FAT OLD OVERPAID BASTARDS

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile, Clement (sans chin moss) is looking pretty good, & would probably be in a tie game right now were it not for RENTERIA!

So, of course, as I type this, Womack somehow ends up on 2nd base after hitting a single, & Jeter's at 3-1. Wheeee.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh, it's that "stolen base" thing. I heard about that.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

why are they hitting nixon in the two slot??? that doesn't make sense to me. isn't that where renteria should be hitting? (or maybe trot's #2 against righties and edgar is #2 against lefties?)(also, is it too early to call renteria the worst offseason signing? why sign a ss who can't hit righties???)

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Just so I'm still the only one posting to this thread, & just so I can post a question about the Cubs in a Red Sox thread as well: in that situation in the bottom of the 4th (1st & 2nd, 2 outs, heart-of-the-order guy @ the plate after a 5-pitch walk), would Dusty have yanked Clement? I remember him having a notoriously short leash w/ MC (which I'm thankful for).

The guy they should probably have @ the #2 slot is the guy that thrived in that spot last year - Mark F&*#(ing Bellhorn. I don't mind Nixon up there, tho - he'll see some strikes w/ Manny behind him, and he can handle a fastball (& I still say he could hold his own against most lefties, tho I don't mind him riding the pine against folks like RJ). Renteria should be a bottom-order guy, w/ Varitek hitting 6th.

&, Yanc3, in Red Sox Nation, it's never too early for anything. I imagine the Woe Is Me Brigade saddled up after Sunday night's debacle. (NOTE: the Red Sox have lost FIVE consecutive Opening Days.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

blake neal added a "fucking" to his name after two batters!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Ugh. I don't see Clement getting to start the 6th @ this rate. 4 Ks + 3 BBs + RENTERIA = way too many pitches. Also, spotting each hitter 2 balls doesn't help, MATTHEW.

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That's BLAINE. Blaine F#&@in' Neal.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN BLAINE

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

RED WHITE AND BLAINE

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Tony nooooooooooooooooo!

John Halama + Jorge Posada = Yankee bingo. (This is a prediction, not a fact.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Let me rephrase that: John Halama + 2 guys on base + Jason Giambi = Yankee bingo (again, prediction).

ESPN's page is showing a recap of the Yankee's 3-run rally. What're you guys hinting at, huh?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

GIAMBI BEANED FOR THE THIRD TIME IN TWO GAMES

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

apparently francona has some thoughts on steriods he'd like to make known

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Dude probably set up a TV tray right over home plate. That first "beaning" on Sunday, he just twitched his right arm & "braced" for "impact". Very smooth.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh Bernie you sexxxy slow-footed gimpy mothertrucker.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

GOOD JOB MANNY, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T K OUT THIS TIME.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Ha - Leeee stole my post!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh look - Edgar is up w/ 2 men on. 3:2 odds he grounds to Jetes for a double play (or error).

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

MY SS IS BROKEN.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

DO NOT DOUBT ME

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Can I just say there's nothing better than getting all irrationally stupid about a team's / player's crapitude after 1.5 games? I love baseball.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

WE WANT NOMAR

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I love you guys!

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― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Barring Joe yanking Pavano for the ass end of his bullpen, no doubt the NY press will spin these first two games to the teasing sing-songy tune of "nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah; our free agents are better than yours; they can't handle the pressure; we're the better franchise". And they'll bring up that near-double Tony Clark hit against Pedro in last year's ALCS.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE YOU MIKE STANTON

These ex-Met ballpeeners are very generous.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

And how here's where I eat my words because of an ex-D-Back reliever doing his Charlie Sheen impersonation.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

i like that francona just used foulke in the 8th. a good sign!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Francona was doing that last year, too! (Esp. in the playoffs, obviously.)

Bullpen looks a lot better today. Thanks to Tony Womack again for working Keith Foulke for ONE PITCH. I think the guy likes playing defense / spitting seeds.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Woo HOO on the live scoreboard! What kinda pitch?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/04/04/on_location0411/t1_location.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

"At today's matinee, the role of Braden Looper will be played by..."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

FUCK

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

as if we have no one to work the fucking eighth inning jesus christ

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

MORBIUS WITH THE JINX!

Yay for more dumbshit woo-hoo fistpumping.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Are they playing "Over There"?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Tracer, don't hate on TF getting Foulke in there in the 8th - that's the way he was used last year, &, y'know, that worked out pretty well. I want Foulke in there pitching in a one-run game late more than anyone else they have. And, shit, this stuff happens (cf., um, the top of the inning).

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

and Mo Rivera with the win -- he's unstoppable, I tell you, truly one of the greats....how can any team stand a chance, etc etc

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile, YES finds themselves with another "instant classic" to throw on their wankfilled Great Yankee Moment hit parade. Something to squeeze in between polishing Jeter's monument and Yogi's head. Also, Sterling now has a REALLY good reason to get shitfaced after the game (as if being trapped in the broadcast booth w/ Suzyn Waldman for 9 innnings isn't enough).

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Hurlo, I don't know whether I should mail you a Vermont Teddy Bear or a JETER SUCKS / A-ROD BLOWS shirt soaked in Boston Harbor water.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

championship pedigree, been there more times than anyone, blah blah blah

i wd be interested in foulke's stats in the 9th when he's already been in for an inning vs his stats in the 9th when he hasn't (also i'd be morbidly interested in his stats after two more years of getting used two innings of almost every game) .. we have guys who can pitch the eighth, i think we ought to use them .. i can understand wanting get get foulke warmed up at the start of the season, get him some action but bringing him in when yr DOWN by one? it smacks of desperation, or point-proving, or some comb of the two, a bit like bringing pedro into a late-game situation to give up lots of hits in the playoffs last year

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

David, I'm looking out the window at Boston harbor right now. Actually, it's cleaner-looking than I would've thought...

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was a good move bringing in Foulke -- keep the lead at one, and maybe you get a chance (which they did, thanks to Varitek). The question then becomes, especially since it's tied, do you keep him out there or replace him right away, considering that you're at best going to ten innings and replacing him anyway.

Which leads me to agree w/Tracer, it *would* be interesting to see his stats split out for appearances of more than one inning.

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

much like Dimitri Young's 3 homer day yesterday, if this thread keeps up its current pace, it will be 3,520 posts long by the end of the season.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

[xposting mindmeld with Hurlo]

i can understand wanting get get foulke warmed up at the start of the season, get him some action but bringing him in when yr DOWN by one? it smacks of desperation, or point-proving, or some comb of the two, a bit like bringing pedro into a late-game situation to give up lots of hits in the playoffs last year

It smacks of desperation to bring in your best bullpen pitcher to keep a one-run deficit from becoming a worse defecit? Funk that - I wish MORE teams shucked off that LaRussa-perfected micro-managed bullpen horsesense (LOOGY / ROOGY / LOOGY / LOOGY / ROOGY / setup guy in 8th / closer in 9th / backdoor slider / blown saveski), & went to such "desperate measures" to keep games close! Forcefeed me a Krispy Kreme donut for every time a game was put out of reach because the bullpen waterboy found themselves in a save-sized deficit game pitching fungos to a like-sided fellow w/ guys on base, and I'll be dead in 30 minutes.

HOWEVER, Foulke was pitching to the ass end of the lineup when he entered the 8th - I guess, ideally, it would've been better to have someone else start the frame, get in trouble, and then bring in Foulke to keep him fresher for the 9th. But, then, (and apologies to Joe Sheehan), if you're going to bring in Foulke in the 8th if your guy gets in trouble, why not bring him in to start the 8th to avoid any trouble?

&, Tracer, since I'm feeling nitpicky, that Pedro appearance in ALCS Game 7 WAS a bit of a desperation move, given how, at that point in the series, the entire pitching staff had thrown approximately 5 billion pitches over the course of 72 hours and 40+ innings.

FWIW, I think Foulke threw as many pitches in his 1+ innings as Mariano threw in his 1. But, yeah, splits would be nice (by inning AND by pitch).

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

>but bringing (Foulke) in when yr DOWN by one? it smacks of desperation

David OTM. Tracer, I imagine you're not old enough to have seen it, but Before Bruce Sutter this is how the ace reliever was used ALL THE TIME.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Rollie Fingers & Sparky Lyle to thread to compare facial hair!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

BTW, Morbius, shame on you for playing the age card! Why, I have a very distinct memory, back when I was a twinkle in my daddy's eye, of seeing Hoyt Wilhelm pitch 15 innings in relief once. My, but that knuckleball was beguiling that day.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

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Nope, Oakland put up 11 hits and 3 BBs against Schilling last week. It was the fewest Ks for Schilling in a start all year.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

I mean I think I know what Tracer is getting at (namely, Wells and Clement have looked like dogshit leaving you with Arroyo and Wakefield to prop up your hopes) but really so long as Ortiz and Manny are Los Hermanos de Bash, I don't think you guys have anything to worry about.

(I wouldn't count on Schilling though.)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

I think the loser of that final series at Fenway is going home, a nice change from previous BOS-NYY "races."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Wells has looked like inconsistent dogshit, if he's looked like anything - dude can't help buy follow a shutout w/ 6 innings of BP. And Clement is Clement - he was a rock prior to his last two starts. Right now, thee best RS starter is Wakefield, which is not exactly hope-inspiring, but I LOVE THIS GAME and hope abounds.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

"2 decent appearances in the last 5-6 weeks" = not the Schilling we knew. Sean Burroughs could probably put together 2 decent appearances in a month and a half, provided they came against the right teams.

"Outslug 'em" was the Red Sox mantra since at least the Jim Rice days, and probably before. It never worked.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm ready for a Pay Sean Burroughs column on Yard Work.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

PAY BROOKS KIESCHNICK!!!!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

GOD F*&#$ D****$*&#*A(((SD*F&

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 22 September 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Every pitch Timlin threw up there was a fuckin cookie, they just foul a couple off to get their timing down and then unload - what the FUCK is WRONG with TIMLIN!!!? DO NOT PITCH IF YOU HAVE THE 70 MPH FASTBALL DISEASE, MIKE TIMLIN. SEE A DOCTOR.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 22 September 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

They're getting their just desserts. Man cannot live on mash alone. How the Yankees are living w/ fucking Aaron Small & Shawn Chacon, tho, I dunno.

AND NO I AM NOT UPSET AT THIS TURN OF FUCKING EVENTS.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 22 September 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

FUCK A YANKEES.

I am going to the BOS/NYY game next Friday. It'll be a miracle if I have any fingernails left after that one.

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Thursday, 22 September 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

BALTIMORE -- To a paying throng of johnny-come-lately Sox fans, Manny Ramirez steps to the plate with the bases loaded in the first, and nobody out..

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

It is high... it is far!!! It is.......!!! caught on the warning track.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

The Sox are sending out a lineup right now in which the 7-8-9 hitters are batting .302, .301. and .308.

I'm so down w/Graffanino -- especially after last night's cool-ass clutch double in the ninth -- I feel like the trade for TG has been way underrecognized as a huge move for these guys (considering how badly they need killer hitting to make up for what they're trying to pass off as "pitching").

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2005/09/26/playoff_chase_heads_for_home/

Gordon Edes turns on the waterworks:

BALTIMORE -- The sweep of the Orioles accomplished, the road portion of the schedule completed, they're coming home.

Home, where the air is redolent of Fenway Franks, Legal's chowder, and Sam Adams beer.

Home, where Molly Walsh answers the phone, and Joe Silva and Mike Chester park the players' cars, and Joe Flanagan, the retired cop, stands guard at the clubhouse door, and the widowed but still-smiling Johnny Pesky, who turns 86 tomorrow, sits just inside.

Home, where Dave Mellor manicures the lushest lawn you'll ever see, and Andrew Crosby places the bats in the bat rack, and Luke Ansty prepares the players' postgame spread, and Bob Levin checks the reporters' passes.

Home, where David Ortiz pops some reggaetron into his car stereo (''Daddy Yankee," we kid you not, is a reggaetron star) for the ride to the ballpark, and Doug Mirabelli, without fail, stops at Starbucks for a grande nonfat latte.

Reggaetron!

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm not clicking on that link for fear that he'll quote Simon & Garfunkel and I'll want to slap him for that AND the "what is this 'reggaetron' comment" GET ONE EDITOR PLEASE.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

I was hoping I could find a picture of William Hurt with dreads, but no dice.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Except Jeff Bridges was in Tron so never mind.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

I think Snow was reggaetron.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

"For you see, it was widespread shortages of this "gasolina" that led to the robot uprising..."

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

I coulodn't agree more about Graffanino (= I have not yet wanted to hurl things at him through the television set)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Graffanino's been great! Let's not forget that he's playing with a sore groin right now, but he's still a damn good 2B for the price of Chip Ambres.

I think his addition to the team is definitely analogous to Cabrera's last year, in terms of adding infield defense and a major upgrade over Bellhorn/Vazquez/Cora/whoever offensively. If they're smart they'll resign him and give Pedroia another year in the minors.

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

i've got no problems with alex cora, either. he's useless at the plate, but you can't have everybody batting over .300

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

TOTALLY BIASED POKER ANALOGY ALERT:

The Red Sox are like the guy that's a decent enough player when he gets cards, but can't do a damn thing when the cards are against him, and picks the exact wrong time to make a move because he's frustrated.

The Yankees, OTOH, are the free-wheeling asshats sitting to the left of the Red Sox, just raising and chasing flushes and straights, and somehow, after being whittled down to nothing, gets on a run where folks give him chips thinking he's bluffing when he's not, and now has a big fuck-you stack and can bully with impugnity.

The Orioles are those fuckers that have no fucking idea what they're doing - they gave the Yankees 95% of their chips in the span of 6 hands.

PS - I've lost $200+ in the past 3 days = GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

The Blue Jays are the team that plays ultra-conservatively, never going in on any hands before taking everybody be surprise by winning a huge pot with a full house sevens over jacks that NOBODY suspected they had because 7-8-10-J-7 was on the table and every other player was chasing (and perhaps landing) straights and flushes.

After this cycle repeats a few times, they're down to the final three and are short-stacked (but not by much). Finally, they stupidly go all in with Q-10 suited, land nothing, and are eliminated by two pair.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 29 September 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Tampa:

"Hey how do you play this game anyway?"

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Tampa (1 hour later):

"Damn, nice flush. I only have three 9s and this stupid pair of 2s. Wait - why do I get the chips?"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

sox pick up mike stanton for the weekend

ts: mike stanton vs alan embree

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

They're both total garbage. Things are looking very grim right now. Yanks and Tribe both up by four, ver Sox down by two.

Sox hitters still absolutely crush bad pitching. The problem is, everyone else crushes Sox pitching, so it all kind of evens out. We are flawed, flawed flawed.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Now Clement's hitting people.

I think the NL wins the Series this year.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Clement cannot find the plate with both hands and a flashlight.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Are Boston writers/radio lackeys crying about losing Pedro yet? That 2.xx ERA and sub-1 WHIP are probably looking mighty tempting right now, eh?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, like he would be pitching like that in Boston.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Frank Colanatto has killed the Sox in this series.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

you okay there, tracer?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/bdd_Chewbacca.jpg

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 September 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

If I worried that the World Series would dull the feeling of late-season baseball for me, I was wrong.

Basically incapable of functioning here while thinking of this weekend; I'm not one to lightly throw around Clemens comparisons, but is Papelbon afraid of anything?

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Friday, 30 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Morgana.

PS - I am no fan; I only watched a little bit of the game, after they went down 4-1, and then went to read comic books & play poker.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

I think Arroyo should be delegated to bullpen duty, he sucks. too busy fucking college chicks and singing creed cover songs.

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.barstoolsports.com/img/gallery/lrg42d531ee8e6a4.jpg

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what to look at; chewbacca pitching or co-ed boobs.

< / dork >

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 30 September 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

chewbacca would be a lefty

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

also kind of hotter than Butter Face up there. I vote Chewbacca 2005.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Is Butter Face the co-ed or the duder?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Her face seems OK... chewbacca is better tho, I decided. His bandolier is a distraction to hitters tho.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

The duder ain't even got as much as Butter Face, dude. God seriously where you people at.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't say she's a butter face.
What I want to know is what's in Chewie's right hand?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Mueller throws his hips too early when he swings, has anyone else noticed that?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 1 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

its a glove

― bingo (Chris V), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

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