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All-Stripper-Name Team 2005

C Rod Barajas*
1B Shea Hillenbrand
2B Desi Relaford / Neifi Perez (tie)
SS Angel Berroa
3B Dallas McPherson
OF Endy Chavez (over Jacque Jones)
OF Coco Crisp
OF Torii Hunter
SP Kerry Wood
RP Yhency Brazoban

*male stripper

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

(I have two of these players on my FANTASY team OMG)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

All Hottie Team 2005

C Jason Kendall
1B Tino Martinez
2B Chase Utley
SS Khalil Greene
3B Scott Rolen
OF Coco Crisp
OF Ichiro!
OF Johnny Damon
SP Mike Prior
RP Francisco Rodriguez

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

haha coco's two for two

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

he's a stud! and clearly MIKE prior is MUCH HOTTER than MARK prior. clearly. i think morbs should be the non-hottie squad.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

You mean DO the non-hottie squad? I don't think there's such a thing as a Squad of One.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, what DO you mean, Jams?

Legit All Hottie Team 2005

C Michael Barrett
1B Carlos Delgado
2B Marcus Giles
SS Royce Clayton
3B Eric Chavez
OF Steve Finley
OF Carlos Beltran
OF Shawn Green
DH David Dellucci
SP Mike Mussina
SP Mike Hampton
SP Barry Zito
RP Kyle Farnsworth

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

All-time "It's Miller Time!" Team

C Chad Moeller
1B Kevin Millar
2B Freddie Muller
SS Bill Mueller
3B Bill Mueller
OF Ralph Miller
OF Heinie Mueller
OF Ferrari Miller
SP Wade Miller
SP Wes Obermueller
RP Harry Biemiller

Play-by-play: Jon Miller
Corporate Sponsorship: Coors

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

i think i'd fuck your list first, too, morbs

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Royce Clayton? Seriously? Even with the braids?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

dude, predator braids are IN this year. ask manny.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Catcher is a tough call; I'd add Kendall and Ausmus for a splendid clusterboink.

I'd prefer no braids, but how ever.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

all awesomely weird name team, 2005:

C Yorvit Torreabla
1B Terrmel Sledge
2B Placidio Polanco
SS Pokey Reese
3B Terry Tiffe
OF Coco Crisp
OF Milton Bradley
OF Ryan Langerhans
SP Jimmy Gobble
RP Tanyon Sturtze

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Clayton's braids look like burnt cruellers. DUD. & no love for Senor Fistpump! Or Vlad! I heart Vlad!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

cruellers are circular, dude, wtf?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

best thread ever!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

re: crullers, American Heritage sayeth: an unraised doughnut, usually twisted but also shaped into rings or oblongs. Can we agree on churros?

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Um, how about CHINESE CRUELLERS, yeah!

WTF are those long donut stick things called? (Don't say "donut sticks".)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

All-Alliteration Team:

C GOOD GRIEF!
1B Ben Broussard
2B Bret Boone
3B Terry Tiffe
SS Placido Polanco
OF Barry Bonds
OF Sammy Sosa
OF Coco Crisp
SP Mike Mussina
SP Jason Johnson
RP Antonio Alfonseca
RP Ugueth Urbina
MGR Tom Treblehorn

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

i suppose you think chinese firedrills are firedrills too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

MY WORLD SHATTERED etc.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

that all-name list will not be complete until Hiram Bocachica makes it back to the bigs

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 7 April 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

Or Bombo Rivera.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 April 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

BOOF BONSER.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Creighton Gubanich pwns all.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 7 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

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