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There once was team that choked it
With a meltdown of proportions historic.
Obstructed by Bronson,
They then got Johnson,
Still they're left with a limp Unit.

― Organized Crime (Leee), Friday, 29 April 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Curt Schilling was cool for a minute,
With street cred and guts quite infinite;
But his Bushery's odd
And his comments of God
Make us say "Put a bloody sock in it!"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Sweet Lou doesn't think it's so funny
That his bosses won't spend any money;
Now he's stuck with a Sanchez,
Nomo, Lee, a Gonzalez
and a season that's just about done-y

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

Brian Roberts might seem like a blip,
But he's more than just New Wally Pipp;
His speed is tremendous,
His pop unpretentious --
I'm sorry I once called him Bip.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

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