2005 I Love Baseball Yahoo Fantasy Thread #3

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Teams and current standings

1	My Bobby Valentine (Jams)	364.5	
2	Wiffle House (gygax)	        331	
3	BALCO All-Stars	(milo)          319.5	 
4	The $800 Boys ('nym)	        312.5	
5	Neutral Milk Dotel (leglo)	311	
6	Zito-Bonds Namesakes (MIR)	308	
7	Juice By Jose! (daver)	        306	
8	Hee Hate Me (mattbot)	        298.5	
9	The Brueters (leeeee)	        294.5	
10	UofH Archinerds	(boldbury)      288.5	
11	The Asterix Hats (Thermo)	282	
12	Sons of Joe Orsulak (JQH)	273.5	
13	2 skinny 2 B HBP (bnw)	        269	
14	Kings of the DL	(stormy)        257.5	
15	Slump Busters (ear1nash)	247	
16	chico's bail bonds (blount)	242	
17	The San Diego !!!ens (jaymc)	216.5	
18	The Kit Kaats (lawrence k)	200.5	
19	Steal This Team	(k3rry)         183.5	
20	Cry Me a Rivas (stence)	        154.5

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 3 June 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Indie-Rock Icon Stephen Malkmus on Fantasy Baseball:

When discussing his beloved fantasy sports teams, Stephen Malkmus might as well be talking about his music persona: "If I have a winning team, I act really cocky, and if I have a losing team, I act sort of indignant."

...

"That [dramatics at final Pavement show] was stupid," he remembers now, regretfully. Though there was obviously some tension in the breakup, it appears to have been largely amicable — many of the Pavement guys are in Malkmus' fantasy baseball league, after all.

More here.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 3 June 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I betcha Malkmus doesn't track FIELDING PERCENTAGE in his league!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 June 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Hi, I'm bitter because I want Burrell & Johnson back, and Dotel is DOA.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 June 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm going to be forever cemented in 11th place. 11th isn't bad... it's like being #1 twice!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Last night, for the first time this season, I benched one of my starting pitchers on the day of his start ... not starting Jeff Suppan @ Coors ended up being a good move.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I have this one team that looks like the 2004 All Star Team (Mauer, Thome, MGiles, Renteria, Lowell, Pierre, Berkman, VWells, VGuerrero, Sexson on the bench) and I am in 11th out of 12th. The team is near the bottom in almost every offensive category. Meanwhile, in a league where I decided to take pitching with 6 out of my first 8 picks, I am near the top of the league in every offensive category. What the hell.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Some of the recent trades have confused me. What's the deal with Farnsworth for Gonzalez? They're practically the same pitcher!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 4 June 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

fuck this crap. Injuries are killing me. oh well. My own damn fault for drafting ol' man SCHILL numero UNO. fuck it, i hate life. I will still win. It's a wide-open ballgame.

We're a mere 1/3 of the way through, my friends...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 4 June 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

hilarious post from my other league:

derrek lee

by: mini ditkas (yumyum1999) Jun 3 5:00am

how can I have derrek lee and suck such gigantic cock? It's a mystery to me. The fucking beltway busts of beltre and beltran.

it's like being a virtual cub fan. MVP for nothing!

gay

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 4 June 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)

[BTW: Thanks for the sweet admin sweetness!]

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

MIR: I'm forecasting a bit w/ that trade. Also, Farnsworth gives me the heebie-jeebies.

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 4 June 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Also: I suspect the managers of the other team are basing their trades on a couple intangibles (cheekbones, uniform flair, etc.).

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

I feel a bit silly for asking this question 1/3 of the way into the season, but better late than never:

IP is a statistical category this year, as opposed to last year when it wasn't figured into the standings BUT there was a 1200 inning limit (is this correct?).

This year, IP counts toward the standings but there is still a 1400 inning limit. However, only four or five teams are currently projected to reach that limit. For everybody else, IP is effectively a counting stat just like any other.

Yes?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

You are absolutely correct, it's to balance out the phenomenon of abandoning starters and only pitching relievers down the stretch to preserve/build the K/BB K/9 non-counting stats.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

They were on to me!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

wow for my home runs
lately it's all neifi and
bill hall and punto!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 4 June 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

LEE PLEASE RESPOND TO MY TRADE OFFER PLEASE

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 5 June 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Sorry!

― Leeeeee (Leee), Sunday, 5 June 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Lee, when I said "please respond," I meant "please accept." Please try again. ;)

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 5 June 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

so should i just like give up now or what?

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 5 June 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

So should I just cut Jason Schmidt? Worthless POS.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 6 June 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

My season is tanked. Chipper Jones is going on the DL for his bruised "not" bruised heel. Clint Barmes is also gone for two months with a broken collar bone from trying to carry grocerys up some stairs. Add this in with my gimpy 1b duo of Thome and Morneau and I have no power at all.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

well, i've got a bunch of outfielders and 3 ss eligible dudes. some of them are even okay, too.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

Earl, I'll hit you w/ another trade offer this evening. If you want to be pre-emptive, make me an offer - I've plenty of OF / 1B / IF depth for ya.

Note to team: HIT THE DAMN BALL.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

I could use a SS and either a 3b or OF. I've got four players that can play the 1b position, so it isn't quite much a need as some other positions. I figure Thome will eventually get it together and Morneau hasn't had a big injury as much as a bunch of little ones.

I have bunches of starting pitching for trade.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

i could maybe trade jose reyes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Woot! Since I complained about being stuck at 11th I've shot up to 4th place!
Although with 4 teams only 4 points behind me I shouldn't get too excited.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Note to team: HIT THE DAMN BALL.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

damn straight, thermo!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

once again, my fortunes in my other league are directly proportional to my failures in this league. (i've in 4th place in the other one.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 June 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

it's an immutable law my teams have been following as well.

― the leglo (the leglo), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

I've been bitten by the DL bug -- Matt Holliday is going on the DL, and Jamey Carroll (replacement for Jose Vidro, who is also on the DL) has a bum ankle and might miss a week. If Carroll can't play, then I'll have four guys out and won't be able to field a full team unless I dump some pitching to clear up new roster spots. Just as my guys were starting to hit, too!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 10 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

I have proposed a trade to Leeeeeee involving Johnny Damon, but haven't heard back yet about it. If one of you can offer me some pitching (wins, saves) that is comparable to Mongo's career year stats, hit me up quick two times.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

SPROING!

Nym, pitch me some woo! I got yr pitching right here!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't mind swaping and outfielder for a starter, myself.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Where were you guys three weeks ago when I was shopping my starters for outfielders? Oh that's right, I made those offers *to both of you*!

The winds of trade at Chez Namesakes are always blowing (if you are reconsidering) ...

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

"those offers"...dude, seriously, you coulda come more correct with that, you know it.

but i got you all in mind. i just think it's not very sporting of me to retract my trade offer to leeeeeeeeee. i do that too much anyway.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 11 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

my son goes 'hey dad,
the brewers traded spivey!'
I was all like YES

we drove home, I ran
up the stairs to quick pick up
MR. RICKIE WEEKS

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 11 June 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't see a trade offer! \

― Leeeeee (Leee), Saturday, 11 June 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

dude, seriously, you coulda come more correct with that, you know it

You don't think it was a fair offer? My guy is presently ranked higher than your guy on Yahoo's rankings. Also, I figured that you were in the ideal "sell high" situation.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

wow, did I just blow that? I thought there were like no comparisons there. try again?

and leee, no, it's Hee Hate Me that i have an offer in with. grr. I'm cancelling, and announcing:

JOHNNY DAMON IS ON THE TRADING BLOCK. FIRST ONE THAT OFFERS ME GREAT RELIEF OR STARTING PITCHING WILL BE AMPLY REWARDED.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

wow, did I just blow that?

Sorry! I typed that comment this morning before I saw your offer (which has now been accepted).

Anyway, this exchange has confused me a bit, but the end result is the same -- CAN/US CROSS-BORDER TRADING HAS BEEN RESUMED.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

NAFTA IN THE HOUSE.

― Leeeeee (Leee), Saturday, 11 June 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

NEIFI IN THE HOUSE

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

PAGING JAMES BLOUNT TO CHECK TRADE OFFER

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Also HOLY CRAP HEE SOP

Guess who picked him back up? :D

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

HEE SEOP FEELS YOUR LOVE. GO DODGERS.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

I think I made a
big boo boo with my damon
/ garcia trade. hell.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't think trading hitting for pitching at equal value is all that sensible in the ILBB league.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 48 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Okay, I'm now in first place despite having Lowe and Mays get shelled last night and getting one strikeout between the both of them. What on earth is going on?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Your hitters raked last night, including three hits from Feliz who continues to defy logic with his above-average production. Meanwhile, Yanc3y's hitters have been slumping somewhat. Even I'm trailing him by about 15 RBI's these days.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Nym, I read that and though, "well, THAT makes no sense! David Weathers is nutty poop personified! it must be part of the funnies!" That says it all for me right there.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

including three hits from Feliz who continues to defy logic with his above-average production.

Pedro Feliz OPS:
2003 .793
2004 .790
2005 .739

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

yeah I shouldn't have dropped wagner probably, but screw it. it's my pro-danny-graves moment.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

FREE HOMER NECK!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

xpost

I was thinking more of his peripheral numbers:

Games Runs RBI
2004 144 72 84

2005 62 32 40

i.e. ahead of last year's pace even though the Giants are in the bottom five in the NL in runs scored vs 2nd in the league last year.

Also, it's just his power numbers that are down -- OBP and AVG are virtually the same as last year.

Basically, it makes no sense to me that he's having this type of season without Bonds in the lineup.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

OMG - could Pedro Feliz ... be IMPROVING?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

(Answer: nah.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Are you trying to say he's on the juice?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

or off? huh? huh? HUH?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm also bitter because my hitters can't hit their way out of a paper bag and yet gygax gets production from Pedro Feliz.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Hell, I'm still upset at the Alex Sanchez windfall.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

yeah, my entire lineup just drank a vat of jesus juice. GET MOTIVATED BOYS!!!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Watch out! I'm making my run! And I got Joe Blanton riding side-saddle now! WOOHOO!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

you and me, dude. don't get too excited about blanton.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm banking on his performance over the past couple of starts being a sign that he's turned off Suck Street and on Golden God Circle. Also, 2/5ths of my rotation is on the DL, and my pitching rate stats are still in the top 5 in the league, so what the heck, I can risk it. And it's not like I'm going to trade w/ any of you sneaks (yet) (bwah hah hah).

MIR - sorry about that dopey trade offer. I made it while playing poker (won $70!), and was distracted, and came to my senses about 5 minutes after making the offer.

Note to Carlos Beltran: go on the stupid DL, heal your damn quads, and stop "being a man" about it, because there's nothing manly about a 2-for-22 slide and ONE STOLEN BASE.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

onTO Golden God Circle. (Yeah, not funny - I save the chuckles for my sexxxy blog work.)

Also - hot damn, that in-hindsight ill-advised Jorge Cantu / Nick Johnson swap is almost not embarrassing! Dude actually WALKED a couple of times this weekend! That's hot!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 20 June 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

My guys are the new kings of the DL (sorry, Stormy). I've got two guys on the DL (I dropped a third last week), with three others playing day-to-day right now.

I'm not sure what I'll do if Ramon Hernandez ends up on the DL. I don't see the point of picking up another catcher short-term, because catchers can't hit and the replacement would just drag down my stats.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I just realzied that I have only 3 OFs on my roster now! [Annoyed grunt] And Manny's hurt! So yeah, who wants a 1B or 2B or 3B?

― Leeeeee (Leee), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Leee, I'm curious about Durham. Take a look at my OF situation (bear in mind that Sanchez could be traded by the 23rd).

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 20 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Leee didn't bite. DavidR, I've got 7 OF and you have a couple 2B. Could we talk about something fair and mutually beneficial?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

There's a lot of what-ifs in your outfield, commish! Also, I've been without my computer for the past several days.

― Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

The commissioner is [IN]

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

JOHNNY GOMES! And Adam Dunn doing the double ding-dong hitting SEVENTH? SEVENTH?

g!, I think my OF situation is pretty stable right now (cf. JOHNNY GOMES!), but thanks anyhoo!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Zito-Bonds Namesakes Injury Report

C: Hernandez (wrist)
2B: Vidro (ankle)
SS: Cabrera (elbow)
OF: Edmonds (ribs)
OF: Damon (shoulder)
OF: Holliday (hand)

That's five regulars and a semi-regular, all of them are either on the DL or day-to-day (although Edmonds looks like he's back as of today). Damon should be full-time by the weekend, and Vidro could be back this weekend. Surely this is the low point of my season.

My only opening day starters who haven't been injured are Helton and Lowell. Ironically, they both have sucked.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 23 June 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

btw, i don't expect my recent run to last, but i credit my best fantasy baseball season ever to billy beane's moneyball.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

I credit my abysmal drop and probable failure to crap pitching.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

It's hard to believe I was tied for first 2 weeks ago, but the last few days I've dropped a place each day. I feel like the Orioles!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

*rimshot*

dude, they gained last night!

no thanks to your precious miguel tejada!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

fuck, i left Larry Walker (cortisone shots up the wazoo the past few days) on the bench in favor of Lofton (who I JUST read has a pulled groin) and Walker is has 2 tacos in 2 attempts already tonight.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 June 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah, last night I benched wily mo pena, who hit a ball 492 feet. fortunately, my utility guy, dmitri young, went 0 for 5 to make up for it.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 30 June 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Nooooooo... Marte, Betancourt and Drew all going on the DL in the last few days!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 July 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Thermo -- welcome to my world.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 4 July 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

p.s. my world sucks ass

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 4 July 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

What was that thing called - where which ever of the Canadian baseball teams (J's and Expos) had the better record would win?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

The Pearson Cup? You're suggesting that we create our own micro-award within the ILBB league? Can we name it after Gordon Lightfoot?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Yes. And it's mine!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

VIDRO IS BACK, BITCHEZZZ.

Honestly, I've gone through about five or six players in his abscence to try and fill the void left by his two months on the DL.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Slump Blusters DL:

Jim Thome
Chipper Jones
Steve Finley
Oliver Perez
Clint Barmes (since dumped -- I have to have someone to play.)

I am totally fuxxored and probably won't finish much better than where I am currently located, unless Brad Hawpe, Jason Lane and Aaron Boone turn into some power hitting machines. I've been making up some ground in hits, OBP and SB, but other than Livan, I've been bleeding some points in my pitching.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm in major damage-control mode, the current free-fall has hit terminal velocity allthewhile my makeshift parachute of Magglio Ordonez, Miguel Tejada and Jason Isringhausen has too many holes to fill.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Nobody I drafted after the 13th round is still on the team! I'm the reverse-Sabean!

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

How do you remember your draft order? Is there a way to check this on Yahoo?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

to view your pre-rank:
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/43955/1/prerank

to view the draft results:
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/43955/draftresults

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

My 4th round pick was cut (Bret Boone) and is currently w/o a team, my #6 pick just got off the DL today after spending a couple months there (Odalis Perez)

Of my #11-20 picks, 7 are no longer on my team.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, I've been trying to figure out how to view the draft results since the season started.

Like you, my 4th round pick is ass (Lowell). I kind of wish he'd get cut, it'd put me out of my misery.

Only four of my #11 - 20 picks are no longer on my team (one left via trade). Like I said upthread, most of my roster moves consisted of cycling through a parade of infielders to fill in for Vidro (and the struggling Lowell).

# of pitchers drafted prior to:

Roy Halladay - 12
Roger Clemens - 17
John Smoltz - 36
Chris Carpenter - 37
Jon Garland - I won't even bother counting

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, cry me a freakin river, you guys complainin boutcher 4th and 6th picks... my god. I've lost my FIRST and THIRD picks for essentially the season so far. And my second pick has turned out to be a bum even when healthy (which hasn't been very often.)(but that doesn't mean I don't want the Sox to try to go out and get him!)

for the record, my DL list before Schmidt came back the other day--

Curt Schilling
Jason Schmidt
Nomar Garciaparra
Corie Koskie
Brandon Lyon (was NL saves leader)
Mike Hampton (was having an outstanding start to the season)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

can't complain about
my first two picks now that sheets
is off the DL

but my team still sucks
like a mosquito sucking
melons through a straw

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Hey, Schmidt's turning it around already. He's never pitched well against the Padres, so that last start = hiccup. If you don't believe me, I'll take him off your hands for free.

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

The King is dead, long live the King. Nice work, jqh, and don't forget to send a big ol' present to Travis Hafner.

warning: I think Todd Helton is no longer teh suck -- watch out folx.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

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