baseball lolquotes 2009

Larry Bowa rants on Bad Penny:

http://www.insidesocal.com/dodgers/2009/02/larry-bowa-reac.html

"Put that on the fucking dot-com."

"What kind of stupid question is that?"

—Giants starter Randy Johnson, after being asked "Do you think you're misunderstood?" at the Giants Fan Fest.

"I asked the elders at the church to lay hands on me. I haven't really thought about it. It's all about gum and sunflower seeds now. Prayer works." -- Josh Hamilton, on quitting tobacco

(Another bad day to be an atheist, obv.)

"I don't believe that on-base percentage stuff. That's overrated to me. If you get hits, you'll be on base. That's what it's about." -- Brandon Phillips, lifetime .308 OBP

lol

"My view is Lou doesn't have a great deal of patience for assimilation into culture, assimilation into the team. He is just not the most patient guy around, and he tends to verbalize his frustrations in an angry way. I think that may have affected [Kosuke Fukudome] a little bit."
—ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips, on Cubs skipper Lou Piniella.

"Let him be around a little more and see what transpires before he makes assumptions. I've lost total respect for this guy. If he had something to say, let him say it to me."
—Lou Piniella, in response.

"I don't have much respect for Steve Phillips."
—Piniella, driving the point home. (Paul Sullivan, Chicago Tribune)

"How old is Mr. Henry?" Teixeira asked of Henry, who is 59. "There is no reason for me to get into any war of words with some 70-something year old man. It doesn't make sense."

make this a lolbite:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4265038

wade boggs does not like steroids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpj7M_ik77Y