ILB 2007 PREDICTATRON

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Jeter successfully negotiates to instill Yankee Stadium Shadow Delay whenever there are shadows on field and opposing pitcher is capable of throwing at least 90 mph. Home team will remain on field for nine consecutive half innings and then, once shadows have subsided, will hit nine consecutive half innings (and will get four outs each inning in order to even out disadvantage of being on field so long).

In the event of the Yankees not making the playoffs, Derek Jeter must be claimed by the winningest team and added to their playoff roster. If the Yankees are eliminated in any round round of the playoffs, the opposing team will add Derek Jeter to their playoff roster in the next round. In the event that the Yankees reach the World Series and lose, Derek Jeter must be present at the championship celebration party.

For some reason, when you do a Google image search on BOLD CLAM you get this photo of Ben Roethlesberger and Jerome Bettis from the Super Bowl:

http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20060109pd_fbn_rberger_bettisPJ_450.jpg