yu darvish sounds like the name of a star wars character

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ABOONTA BOONTA SOLO OH HO HO HO

born s1ocki (cankles), Monday, 20 July 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

he's sure got a pretty face.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 20 July 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

yeah that did strike me as i was gising him (n/h) - u can tell he's persian, he'd make a great he-she

born s1ocki (cankles), Monday, 20 July 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

Today was the fourth 1-0 loss he's taken this year, although none were complete games (six innings twice, seven twice).

clemenza, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

Trying to give that some context, I've found that a) Hershiser in '89 was the last to lose 1-0 four times in a season, and b) Posnanski wrote a column on 1-0 games a couple of years ago:

http://joeposnanski.blogspot.ca/2011/09/whole-lot-about-1-0-games.html

Haven't been able to find out if anyone's ever had more than four in a season.

clemenza, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

lol this thread title

johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

Turns out Fergie Jenkins lost five 1-0 games in, no surprise, 1968. He pitched 7, 6 (those two were back-to-back), 8, 7, and 9 innings. He also had a 10-inning no-decision that the Cubs went on to lose 1-0 in the bottom of the 11th. 47 IP, 5 earned runs, 0-5 with a no-decision.

clemenza, Sunday, 15 September 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)

Roger Craig, of course, lost six 1-0 games w/ the '63 Mets.

http://www.baseballnation.com/2013/9/16/4735816/mlb-weekend-recap-wild-card-standings

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

There you go--thanks. I've never associated the '62 Mets with close, well-pitched games like that.

clemenza, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

oooh

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

'63 was different than '62 -- as the Mound Era intensified, the league average of total runs in a game nosedived from 9.0 to 7.6. The Mets' Runs Against total was easily the worst in the NL both years; their Pythag record was actually worse in '63 bcz they played 162 instead of 160, and underperformed by ten wins in '62.

Craig was decent in both years, and a pitcher named Carl Willey actually had a 4.2 WAR in '63.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

...and the '63 Mets were shut out 30 times.

http://www.baseballnation.com/hot-corner/2013/9/19/4748944/the-1963-mets-and-feeling-better-about-your-team

Yu v Moore tonight

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

Matthew Kory, BP:

Yu Darvish is the fastest to 500 strikeouts in major-league history. I was going to turn this into an Astros joke, but turns out he has the most against Anaheim. Whatever, ha ha Astros!

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 April 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)

almost no-hit the 'Stros again

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 April 2014 13:12 (eleven years ago)

and so he still have no earned runs.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 12 April 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

Yu vs Felix tonight

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

@PatDoneyNBC5
Yu Darvish in his first ever press conference in English & was asked if he quit on the Rangers last year. His response: "That is bull$***."

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 March 2015 15:41 (eleven years ago)

rip yu

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 March 2015 17:44 (eleven years ago)

tj scheduled for tuesday

mookieproof, Friday, 13 March 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

homerun!

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

I love this interaction between Darvish and the next Director of Analytics of any MLB team he wants because he's so smart. pic.twitter.com/wqProHaeNZ

— Kyle Boddy (@drivelinebases) August 22, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:03 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yu just set a cubs franchise record with 8 consecutive k’s v the reds.

BrianB, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 01:45 (six years ago)

five years pass...

Absolute Hall of Fame tweet from the man:

昨年末に菊池夫妻と旅行先で一緒に食事をしました。
自分達が借りていた家で両家揃って賑やかで楽しい時間を過ごせました😊
菊池くんが持参してくれた響は菊池くんがほとんど飲んで、最終的には酔い潰れて、帰りのウーバーも見つからないためお泊まりして行ってくれました🙇‍♂️… pic.twitter.com/gzemGj5uR7

— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) January 6, 2025



Translation:

At the end of last year, I had a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Kikuchi at a travel destination.

We had a lively and fun time with both families in the house we rented😊

Kikuchi-kun drank most of the Hibiki that Kikuchi-kun brought, and in the end he was drunk, and he couldn't find an Uber on the way home, so he stayed over.🙇‍♂️

※The photo is authorised by the person.

gyac, Monday, 6 January 2025 14:34 (one year ago)

that pic is hilarious

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 January 2025 21:10 (one year ago)

Note where the cell phone is in that picture. It means he didn't just lie down and pass out, but probably toppled over like a tree and couldn't get up, and his cell phone went flying.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 7 January 2025 06:21 (one year ago)


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