Billy Mueller

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has to be on the juice.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

erm, ok.

his park adjusted slugging, obp, and (naturally) ops are about where they've always been. his park adjusted batting average was a little higher than previous so what makes you say this? other than fanning the flames that is.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

but he hit back to back grand slams from both sides of the plate in consecutive at bats!

i mean, forget that he's a professional athlete for a second and look at his arms! he has muscles! we both know there's only one way to get muscles, not to mention that he's 35 pounds more than he was 20 years ago... there is no other rationale.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a genetic anomaly, skeptic!

(haha gygax! I kiss you)

Bill Muelleeer (Leee), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Better test this guy too!

Bill Muelleeer (Leee), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm... is bill's head MUCH larger than it was in his 20's? is he afflicted with male pattern baldness? given to bouts of petulence? seeing as he turns 33 tomorrow i'd wager he's gained much more than 35 pounds, but if he gains 35 pounds of muscle from now until say, 3 years from now perhaps you've got something.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

ne'er has a duller quality player handled glove or bat. (back to back grand slams from both side of the plate withstanding)

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

what i want to know is not so much has his head grown but has his ass grown in porportion to his head? A fat ass PLUS a fat head is beyond refute.

Billy Mueller won a batting title in 2003, Barry Bonds won a batting title in 2002... CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE!

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE!

gygax! is..... rog?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

unrelated bit of delicious irony: a water truck just caught on fire outside our building.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! what's the weather like?

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it's snowing.

just found out it WASN'T a water truck but rather the truck that handles all of the shredded paper for the facility which makes much more sense.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

it's 85 (i'm leaving work early and going to the beach) but i'm going to be snowbound this weekend.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

east coast bound by any chance?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, nyc fri-mon. no fun fest with a bunch of dudes your lil lady used to work with:

http://www.nofunfest.com

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

intriguing:
SUNDAY : 6:30 pm

Wolf Eyes
Lee Ranaldo + Roger Miller + William Hooker Trio
Massimo
Monotract
Sightings
Nautical Almanac
Double Leopards


tell joel i said hello if you run into him (and i'm assuming you will).

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)


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