The Athletic Ex-Ch1cag0 Wh1t3 S0x (aka Kansas City Royals) of 2010

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Now featuring Chris Getz, Josh Fields, Brian Anderson, and Scott Podsednik.

Eat it, cynics:

Then, just when everyone was yawning over Podsednik as the new center fielder -- bam, the Royals came up with Ankiel, who promises punch, power and defensive dynamite.

http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100122&content_id=7956188

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

"Everybody thought we had the greatest offseason in the history of whatever and people in the game were saying we did as good as anybody in improving the team," a Royals official said.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

bam!

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

xp it's like congratulating a retarded child at the special olympics

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

Projected opening day batting order:

Scott Podsednik rf
Alberto Callaspo 2b
David DeJesus lf
Billy Butler 1b
Jose "Bum Ankle" Guillen dh
Rick "Bam" Ankiel cf
Alex Gordon 3b
Yuniesky Betancourt ss
Jason Kendall c

Not that they'll need more than one run since Greinke will be throwing a perfect game.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

that wd be a decent HACKING MASS team

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Honestly I kinda think Dayton Moore has been worse than Allan Baird.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2009/07/10/mlbf_5509017_th_13.jpg

Didn't like Kyle Farnsworth as a relief pitcher? Hang on, he might be a starting pitcher for the Royals this year.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790

Andy K, Thursday, 11 February 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

OH. MY. GOD.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 11 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Neyer: "I give Farnsworth a 1-in-20 chance of starting more than 5 games in 2010."

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

for the sake of comedy i hope he runs out there for 35 starts and pitches a total of 94 innings

('_') (omar little), Friday, 12 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjbdygvTWS4

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

Farnsworth is one of those stretch-even-with-the-bases-empty relievers, isn't he? He should go all the way with the reinvention and develop some ultra-deceptive wind-up.

Andy K, Thursday, 18 February 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

bro should just throw variations on eephus pitches and brett-favre back-of-body shit

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

the Farnsworth comment in the BP annual is amusingly apoplectic.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 February 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

free stream of todays game

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?topic_id=8685496&c_id=cws

mayor jingleberries, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

thread title causes its first casualty

ciderpress, Friday, 5 March 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

bahah whats the white sox thread then

mayor jingleberries, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

I found it. Go Royals!

mayor jingleberries, Friday, 5 March 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Royals_Report
OF Brian Anderson informs #Royals that he wants to become a pitcher after failing to make club. Will get the chance at the lower levels.

Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

Hillman sat slightly ailing Aviles and Callaspo in favor of Bloomquist at third. Bloomquist just botched a two-out pop-up that allowed a run to score.

Andy K, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol whoops i predict that will not be the only time i post somethin chisox related here

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

yo mod how about a better re-title?

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

suggest away

my full government name (WmC), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

hmmm how about anything that doesn't feature the title of another team in it....? think that's throwing off the ctrl-f'ers

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

The Athletic Ex-Ch1cag0 Wh1t3 S0x (aka Kansas City Royals) of 2010

or something

sorry guys

Andy K, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

DA PROF
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players_l/20090407/6210.jpg

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

lol he just got hurt warming up b/w innings

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

will truly miss this guy whenever he stops pitching; hilarity for all time

call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

what if luke hochevar is actually good

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

What if Brad Thomas is Australian for "garbage"

Andy K, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

Turns out, Guillen had clots that forced doctors to talk to him about the possibility of dying.

"I lost all of my strength, and I was real skinny," he told the Star. His weight dropped to 180 pounds. "I thought I would never play baseball again. I just got off the medication a week before spring training."

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5099103

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Saturday, 17 April 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/2010/04/another-post-about-training-staff.html

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

what if luke hochevar is actually good

IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA
2.2 11 9 9 2 1 0 73-41 6.11

johnny crunch, Friday, 30 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

i almost added hochevar in fantasy yesterday but i decided to see how he handled the rays first

ciderpress, Friday, 30 April 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

i was misled by some fangraphs article earlier in the month suggesting that his velocity is up this year

ciderpress, Friday, 30 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

greinke on pace for a 2.50 ERA this year with a 0-15 record

ciderpress, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

sounds abt right

johnny crunch, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

Question: Who's the last guy you'd want to run into during a bench-clearing brawl?

Full results

1. Kyle Farnsworth, Royals: 23%
2. Carlos Zambrano, Cubs: 14%
3. Prince Fielder, Brewers: 10%
4. Elijah Dukes, formerly of the Nationals: 7%
5. Miguel Olivo, Rockies: 6%
T6. CC Sabathia, Yankees; Chris Young, Padres: 4% each
T8. Six players tied with 3% each
T14. 14 players tied with 1% each

Everyone is afraid of Farnsworth:

http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/insider/news/story?id=5159572

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

idk, zambrano is a fucking psycho

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder how the right shoulder of Gil Meche (128 pitches, seven walks, CG loss) is feeling today.

Andy K, Sunday, 9 May 2010 11:04 (fifteen years ago)

Royals shortstop Yuniesky Betancourt is sporting a lighter wallet as punishment for dropping a routine pop-up through a sloppy technique in Friday’s 4-1 loss to the Texas Rangers.

Club officials did not reveal the amount of the fine, but manager Trey Hillman did acknowledge Betancourt will not be forced to change his habit of catching pop-ups with one hand to the side of his body and below his head.

“He’s been doing it like that for his whole life,” Hillman said. “If you can’t get comfortable with (the correct technique), then understand the next part of the equation is if you drop it, it’s going to make us look bad, and it’s going to affect our club, and we’ve got to have some recourse and take some action.”

In short: Betancourt can expect fines for any future drops if he continues with his style of catching pop-ups. Friday’s drop came with a runner on second base and two outs in the second inning. The error permitted an unearned run to score.

Betancourt said he planned to alter his technique to catch the ball over his head but also said can’t remember previously dropping a pop-up.

Andy K, Sunday, 9 May 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

15 baserunners and no runs last night.

Andy K, Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

:-O

Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

Out with Hillman, in with Yost.

Andy K, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

and greinke gets his 1st W! in arguably his worst outing of the season

johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

A look at Hillman's near future:

http://a.abc.com/media/primetime/lost/images/season/4/episodes/403/gallery/03.jpg

Andy K, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/05/14/the-dugout-trey-hillman-is-like-a-sporcle/

Andy K, Saturday, 15 May 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)

I'm pretty skeptical that Farnsworth got John Layfield or Sid on that Sporcle quiz.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

nice one posnanski:

it seems to me that whey you give a manager...Yuni Betancourt and say, “Now you have an everyday shortstop” what you are really saying is, “We will be firing you at an undisclosed future date.”

rahni, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

Kila Ka'aihue: .330/.500/.613 at AAA

really bummed that this dude has spent 8 years of his life trapped in the royals farm system despite putting up some huge numbers

ciderpress, Saturday, 29 May 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

Yuni Betancourt has the 9th highest OPS of any shortstop who is currently qualified for the batting title. Maybe Pos could calm down a little about the guy?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

yeah he's league average both at the plate and in the field so far this year, which would make it a career year of sorts for him

ciderpress, Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, I know he's a terrible hitter, but most shortstops are.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

well, it's one thing to be a terrible hitter, it's another thing to have a .269 obp in 71 games for a team that just traded for you

J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah he's playing well this year, also apparently his defense is slightly above average this year too after being totally horrendous last year

J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

JPosnanski
The Royals moved J.Kendall to the No. 2 spot this month. Since June 8, he is hitting .096 and slugging .096.

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

joe_sheehan
Royals have four runs on *27* hits vs. Nats. "Clutch" is a myth, but the more I watch bad baseball, the more I realize timing is critical.

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/127255/amazonkendall.jpg

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

Way to waste a nice Greinke start, Yostie.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

i see why the royals are never on nat'l television

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 July 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

have to lol at this team winning two games in anaheim and then losing the one on national tv 11-0

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 July 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Greinke's ERA is now 4.01.

Andy K, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

shouldnt be a problem for the team leading the league in avg

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

0-17. this poor team.

now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

Wonder how the right shoulder of Gil Meche (128 pitches, seven walks, CG loss) is feeling today.

― Andy K, Sunday, May 9, 2010 7:04 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Right-hander Gil Meche of the Kansas City Royals will undergo surgery on his pitching shoulder that will probably end his season.

Meche has been on the disabled list since May 29 with what the club described as bursitis in the shoulder. Meche, the first upper-tier free agent the Royals have signed, has battled injuries the past two seasons. He has one year left on a five-year, $55 million contract.

Andy K, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

Farnsworth exits w/ "hamstring cramp"...

Andy K, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/08/05/2132265_greinkes-frustration-grows-as.html

Zack Greinke isn’t sure he wants to endure the growing pains he knows are coming as the Royals gear up for another youth-based rebuilding plan.

It matters little that growing optimism surrounds numerous prospects currently percolating through the club’s farm system, or that raves from outside the organization match in-house assessments for the first time in years.

Greinke greets it with a shrug.

“Every system has something,” he said. “The biggest problem is I have two more years on my contract. Are those guys supposed to make it up by the beginning of next year?”

Tell him, yes, some are projected to reach the majors next year, and Greinke just shakes his head. He seems a resigned skeptic dulled by the hard reality of too many losses over too many years.

“Very rarely do guys come straight into the big leagues and make an impact, especially hitters,” he said. “Just look at the top prospects in baseball. Delmon Young was one five years ago, and he’s finally starting to play well.

“Alex Gordon was one four years ago, and he might be starting to play well now. So the problem (with the Royals’ prospects) is that it’s not like as soon as they get here that it’s going to be instant (success). Maybe by 2014.”

Greinke lets that harsh assessment hang in the air for a moment before continuing.

“There’s no reason for me to get real excited about it,” he said, “because the chance of more than one of them making a major impact by the time my contract is up is pretty slim.”

Greinke knows the effect his words will have. While still just 26, he trails only injured outfielder David DeJesus among players on the club’s 40-man roster in continuous service time with the organization.

He knows, too, that as much as he finds it “annoying,” he is the face of the franchise and its most recognizable star. (All-Star closer Joakim Soria, for all his accomplishments, still hears his name mispronounced outside of Kansas City.)

Greinke is a homegrown success story, the American League’s reigning Cy Young Award winner and by 2012, the final year of his contract, will be the highest-paid player in franchise history.

His strong words carry weight, although it’s wrong, he makes clear, to conclude he wants out. Even so, Greinke hedges when asked whether he sees himself staying with the Royals beyond 2012.

“It depends more on the team now,” he acknowledged. “We’ll see. This is at least the third full re-start/rebuilding phase since I’ve been here. And, obviously, none of them have worked. This one hasn’t even really started yet.”

Some of this could be frustration talking, of course.

It’s early August — the onset of baseball’s dog days, when the blues set in on all struggling teams. The Royals find themselves 16 games under .500 at 46-62. Club officials make it clear the final 54 games will be an evaluation period.

And, personally, Greinke is laboring through a disappointing (and perhaps inevitable) drop-off from his Cy Young success. He is 7-10 with a 3.97 ERA entering his start tonight against the Mariners.

“It’s probably more of a grind than any year since 2005,” he said. “This one has been like that one for most of the season.”

Those are sobering words. Greinke came close to a breakdown in 2005. He went 5-17 with a 5.80 ERA and was thoroughly miserable.

The following spring, he quit baseball for a brief period before returning once he was diagnosed and treated for clinical depression and social anxiety. That treatment unlocked his potential and spurred his development into one of the game’s top pitchers.

There’s little reason to suspect a relapse, though the attention surrounding his success probably elevated his stress level. He also got married in the offseason, a life-changing experience under the best of circumstances.

A calmer offseason this winter should help.

What emerges instead from listening to Greinke earlier this week, on a rare occasion when he chose to open up, is that his current discouragement stems, primarily, from the drudgery of losing.

Another roster overhaul might be the Royals’ best chance — perhaps their only chance — to shake the malaise from a lost generation. Greinke doesn’t argue the point. He just views it from a personal perspective.

“It’s not real exciting to have to go through it again,” he said. “It’s been six years with me, and most people (who are Royals fans) have been through a lot more than I have. But for me, it’s the third complete re-start/rebuilding phase.”

Would he be happier elsewhere?

“I like Kansas City,” Greinke said. “It’s a town that fits me pretty well. But I don’t know … at least put a team together that has a fighting chance (to win).”

He means soon. Not 2014.

Andy K, Friday, 6 August 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Yuni Betancourt three grand slams this year. Pete Rose and Derek Jeter COMBINED: Two career grand slams.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Sunday, 22 August 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

We shouldn't laugh at this, right?

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/jason-kendall-set-for-shoulder-surgery.php

Andy K, Thursday, 2 September 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Luke Hochevar pitching for Kansas City	OAK	KAN
C Crisp safe at first on error by pitcher L Hochevar. 0 0
C Crisp stole second. 0 0
D Barton walked. 0 0
K Suzuki grounded into fielder's choice to third, D Barton out at second, C Crisp to third, C Crisp scored on throwing error by second baseman M Aviles. 1 0
K Suzuki to second on passed ball by L May. 1 0
J Cust struck out swinging. 1 0
M Ellis flied out to left. 1 0
1 Runs, 0 Hits, 2 Errors

Luke Hochevar pitching for Kansas City	OAK	KAN
J Hermida grounded out to second. 1 0
A Iwamura walked. 1 0
A Iwamura to second on balk by L Hochevar. 1 0
R Davis grounded out to shortstop. 1 0
C Pennington safe at first on error by center fielder J Dyson, A Iwamura scored. 2 0
C Crisp flied out to right. 2 0
1 Runs, 0 Hits, 1 Errors

Andy K, Monday, 13 September 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Summary: error, walk, error, passed ball, walk, balk, error. Two runs, no hits.

Andy K, Monday, 13 September 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

And congratulations to Brayan Peña for eclipsing 100 PAs after five full months on the 2010 roster and winning AL Player of the Week.

Andy K, Monday, 13 September 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)


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