I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO

http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10061434886

http://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/10061819742

http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10090588014

oh man

holy shit, jose canseco said he's going to torture you and kill you!!

*high five*

this is legitimately the best thing that's ever happened in my life

congrats--you are going to die, via Jose Canseco roid rage

man kill u

do you think he knows that the torture is supposed to come first?

:DDDDDDDDDDD

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jose-canseco-6.jpg

that was pretty good advice too!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1014_jose_conseco_bn_tmz.jpg

im thinking u need to come back at him w/a classic 'just sayin' style response

lol he blocked me

http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/spt/misc/history/stories/may/052693rang.jpg

jizzchin, low life child molester

http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/v/R/-/-/JoseCansecoMugShot.jpg

http://blacksportsonline.com/index/l80-2-719322.jpg

http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10090718491

^^blacksportsonline.com

xp

fierce, dude

LOLLLLLLLLLL

Nice work Jordan.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jose-canseco-2006-mtv-movie-awards-boom-boom-room-gifting-suite-0skS7h.jpg

sub-custos?

I lol'ed at that.

Aww, I liked Custos.

http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10047017759

That's awesome Jordan.

I remember Jose signed my '88 Fleer. My only Jose moment.

kind of sad but mostly sad

CANSECO DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE

― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:19 (4 years ago)

I remember Jose signed my '88 Fleer. My only Jose moment

only baseball autograph I ever got was Sid Bream :/

dude Sid Bream is 100% kvlt! lots of people have Canseco autografs but only the truest have Sid Bream!

I have a baseball card show dealer badge signed by Canseco. (saw him at a Bennigan's near Arlington Stadium after a game) He was very nice, and the blonde he was with had enormous boobs (I was 10, the boobs are pretty much all I remember of the experience).

Just be glad you never got this autograph

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg

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fuck, i give up (again!!)

How the fuck do you post pictures here?

arrgg. happened last night in the vinyl board too

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg

why did the Mariners logo resemble satan's pitchfork?

nevermind, I get the Neptune 'trident' reference now.....bah

and jess begat ethan and ethan begat deej and deej begat jordan s and jordan s begat von smack

http://the115.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/josediginity3.jpg

lol tmz breaking news picture..

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1010_jose_bn_tmz_01.jpg

I like first line of his bio

"1st member of the 40/40 club."

that there deserves..

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1010_jose_bn_tmz_01.jpg

i'm still loling about the fact that Jose Canseco makes threats to civilians on twitter.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JOSE CANSECO!"

omfg

trying not to wake the g/f with retardedlaughter!

did you get any correspondence from aggrieved jose canseco fans

this is gonna make great effectively wild material

did B&S jointly cook this up i wonder

josejosejosejose

http://gfycat.com/NervousAdmiredCarp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKcl0McUwAEk3Bb.jpg

could that be the true manifestation of evil guide dog from that bizarro (and fascinating) thread you made ages ago that was recently bumped

i don't know, looks more like crazy eye dog to me

imagine waking up from a nap with that dog staring at you!

or even the canine.

a linear combination of those faces made michael shannon

@JoseCanseco 2h2 hours ago
Congrats to Junior the 3rd teammate off my Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team to make the Baseball Hall of Fame! hug for Mike Piazza too

@JoseCanseco 59m59 minutes ago
If I were a vampire I could play independent baseball for ever

there is little better than jose canseco using the subjunctive

I'd forgotten that Wade Boggs was in the HOF!

you forgot he had 3010 hits?

Yes.

200 hits a season for like a million seasons in a row

wade boggs was probably had the best first 10 years of any third baseman in history

maybe schmitty or mathews gives him a run there but yeah, he's a deserving HOFer

he's 28th all-time by fWAR, 4th among 3B

led the majors in BA and OBP for 5 of his first 7 years, including 4 straight, dude was a machine

I had to remove this thread from my bookmarks because the title was getting the Cranberries stuck in my head ;_;

http://i.imgur.com/WgVCFpV.png

ONE OF US

i followed him based on this thread. i can't stop laughing but mainly everyone i know who likes sport finds this hilarious cos he was so famous that he was in a simpsons episode.

‏@JoseCanseco Oct 1
Democracies are such a fragile thing and seem to age and deteriorate never being as good as they once were . Never reversing march to death

deep!

In 2018 blockchain will become mainstream knowledge understood by moron level and above

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 22, 2017

lol

when you were having premarital sex, jose cans

Canseco Rule- once tweeted or discussed in media by Jose Canseco then the concept has become 'mainstream knowledge'.

I cannot believe David Ortiz aka Big Papi did not invite me to play in his golf tournament this weekend I'm one of the longest drivers in the world at 50 and over and one of the best golfers I could have helped him out with his charity does MLB still hold grudges against me

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 29, 2017

how will David Ortiz aka Big Papi respond

solid take

What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I've been molested by several women and never complained

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017

Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan #readynow

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 9, 2018

Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019

Cloning is illegal that's why we cannot evolve into our next stage

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

Once cloning is legal we will be able to purchase either bodies of ourselves in our Prime and once our shells get to old detach the brain and then apply to a new shell ot body..

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

In 50 years from now only the rich will be able to purchase a new body

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

New bodies will come with optional Android or robotic moving parts

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

I have figured out a way to live an extra 30 years

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

One of many ways to live an extra 30 years is that you have to sleep in almost freezing temperatures

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

Another way to live 30 years longer if you must have sex at least 3 times a week

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019

people who have figured out have to live an extra 30 years

he has the exact same energy as @Love_That_Goku

i have an encyclopedic knowledge of Dragonball canon and all you ask me is "does Krillin like anal" "does android 18 have a pussy" etc

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

all signs point to Android 18 having a functional reproductive system but once again this is not my business

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

NO Piccolo does not smoke weed

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

the way some of you people speak to me is disgusting. "hey Christian does piccolo smoke weed" "does Roshi fuck the turtle". just unreal

— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016

everybody knows there are many ways to live 30 years longer, but here's a tricky constraint: I must have sex at least 3 times a week.

Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019

Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019

https://t.co/CXErAtc0aw...... you lied to defend that piece of shit Jessica I told you to not open up that can of worms time to polygraph and tell the truth now

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2019

i'm not sure what's happening, but only 26 to go

30 minutes...

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021

The September collection is finally live 🎉

only 50 of each item ⚡️https://t.co/K6yOzJ3VTP pic.twitter.com/FbPaDq95T4

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021

loooool

who would have guessed it was a countdown to new merch

wait!!!

that wasn’t the big news.. give me 5 minutes

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021

coffee

i knew jose canseco wouldn't let me down

merry Christmas to everyone And a happy New Year Well almost everyone

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 25, 2022