It's never too early to cast your first 2007 ALL-STAR BALLOT

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Weighted 90% toward last season, obv:


First Base: Hafner, T., CLE
Second Base: Roberts, B., BAL
Third Base: Rodriguez, A., NYY
Shortstop: Jeter, D., NYY
Catcher: Mauer, J., MIN
Outfielder: Guerrero, V., LAA
Outfielder: Ramirez, M., BOS
Outfielder: Sizemore, G., CLE


First Base: Pujols, A., STL
Second Base: Utley, C., PHI
Third Base: Cabrera, M., FLA
Shortstop: Reyes, J., NYM
Catcher: McCann, B., ATL
Outfielder: Bay, J., PIT
Outfielder: Beltran, C., NYM
Outfielder: Bonds, B., SF

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

First Base: Hafner, T., CLE (does he really count as a first baseman)
Second Base: Kinsler, I., TEX
Third Base: Rodriguez, A., NYY
Shortstop: Jeter, D., NYY
Catcher: Mauer, J., MIN
Outfielder: Guerrero, V., LAA
Outfielder: Crawford, C., BOS
Outfielder: Sizemore, G., CLE

First Base: Gonzalez, A., SD (or Derrek Lee)
Second Base: Johnson, K., ATL
Third Base: Jones, C., ATL
Shortstop: Reyes, J., NYM
Catcher: McCann, B., ATL
Outfielder: Holliday, M., PHI
Outfielder: Beltran, C., NYM
Outfielder: Bonds, B., SF

fixed

cankles, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

re Hafner -- no, but they put him there, and he's a better hitter the last year and a month than Ortiz.

Let's see Kyle Johnson do it for a year pls.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

haha it's kelly johnson you dick! also you are clearly being a HAAAATER in snubbing chipper. the only third baseman who's been better this year is A-Rod imo.

lmbo i just noticed i listed carl crawford as playing 4 boston

cankles, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

IF ONLY

Also: Morbs, as he'll no doubt mention explicitly within 3 posts, is voting w/ the notion that All-Star spots are for consistent & continued awesomeness, not just a few months' worth of awesomeness. &, in that context, Miggy's been kicking Chipper's ass all over the place.

David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

well that's horseshit! why not just make it the 2006 All-star ballot if that's what you're judging them by you fucken douches

cankles, Friday, 4 May 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

Because you're giving props to a guy that's hit well for only four-to-six weeks?

Douche. :)

David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah cankles, go have a milkshake with John Kruk.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

(I don't care if Cabrera can't field, he was clearly Top 5 MVP material last year, and Larry sure the fuck wasn't)

Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

i dont care abt fielding either, I'm saying it's bullshit to reward dudes for being good LAST SEASON and make them all-starz! haha not that this is like, the official ballot or anything. in conclusion:

http://www.tristatepunk.com/willdavidian/images/vickfinger.png

cankles, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

cool, call 25 games a SEASON. Just like I call Hooters girls "Mrs. Jones."

I'd say take a look at who whad a great April last year, but eff you and yr stupid footballshit.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oboy oboy.

Leee, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Morbs, why'd you have to slag his totally slaggable argument by using FOOTBALL?

David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

...this has been MEET THE PRESS.

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

DR u know i hate that shit

Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol u mad, doggie

cankles, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

All-Star spots are for consistent & continued awesomeness, not just a few months' worth of awesomeness. &, in that context, Miggy's been kicking Chipper's ass all over the place.

Chipper in '06: 110 games, 411 AB, 26 HR, 86 RBI, 61 bb vs. 73 K, .324/.409/.596/1.005

Miguel in 2006: 158 games, 576 AB, 26 HR, 114 RBI, 86 bb vs. 108 K, .339/.430/.568/.998

I don't see hardly any ass-kicking whatsoever on the behalf of Mr. Cabrera. The only thing he's got over Chipper is health, and a relative lack of assholism and/or redneckery.

Garrett Martin, Saturday, 5 May 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

and oddly enough, if you divide their '06 RBI numbers by total '06 plate appearances, and then multiple Chipper's rbi/pa ratio by the number of Miguel's plate appearances, you get 114.5, which is almost exactly the number of RBI Miguel finished '06 with.

Garrett Martin, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

RBI: Not A Rate Stat

(I am butting into this for no reason.)

David R., Saturday, 5 May 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

If I were to vote, I'd probably go with second half of '06 plus '07 thus far -- and maybe no-go if you don't play for a Midwest team.

Andy K, Saturday, 5 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Though I would have to vote for Reyes because I love him.

Andy K, Saturday, 5 May 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'm totally down for rewarding a few months of awesomeness!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 5 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

That way lies madness. How about weeks?

Cabrera hits in an extreme pitcher's park, in case that's news. He outVORPed Larry 79-54 last year (he trails him by 0.3 this year), and has a higher Equivalent Average this year and last. You're just a homer if you can find any basis for picking Larry.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 7 May 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't so much making Chipper's All-Star case as I was refuting the claim that Miggy's been kicking Chipper's ass all over the place.

But shit, nothing wrong with some homerism when it comes to All-Star voting.

Garrett Martin, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

btw, if you're going solely by 2007 thus far, Pujols wd be 6th or 7th at 1b. And that's just childish.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

(childish?)

David R., Monday, 7 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I think childish is me writing "poo holes" on my ballot.

mattbot, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

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Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

fan-friendly

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

I am feeling the love from Budwise.

I think it was during a Mets broadcast that there was much praise heaped upon the newish Brewers owner for turning the franchise around. Tho Bud's name was never mentioned, I did LOL @ him all the same.

David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

You know, Hanley Ramirez is getting to be an entirely reasonable NL SS vote based on '06-07. Defense vs Reyes?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Hanley ain't even in the top 5 of NL SS voting.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

First Base: Morneau, J., MIN
Second Base: Upton, B., TB (just cause I want to see him and really there isn't any other great candidate)
Third Base: Rodriguez, A., NYY
Shortstop: Jeter, D., NYY
Catcher: Mauer, J., MIN
Outfielder: Guerrero, V., LAA
Outfielder: Sizemore, G., CLE
Outfielder: Suzuki, I., SEA

First Base: Pujols, A., STL
Second Base: Utley, C., PHI
Third Base: Cabrera, M., FLA
Shortstop: Reyes, J., NYM (hardest pick of the bunch)
Catcher: McCann, B., ATL (second hardest)
Outfielder: Bay, J., PIT
Outfielder: Beltran, C., NYM
Outfielder: Bonds, B., SF

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ramirez' defense is supposed to kind of shaky too.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

btw, if cano gets in, i will be a bitter man.

j.q higgins, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

btw, if cano gets in, i will be a bitter man.

Still leading Polanco by 8K. He currently has the seventh highest OPS for an AL 2B.

Andy K, Monday, 11 June 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

Well, there are no other perceived "star" AL 2Bs. Since Roberts plays in Balt, and Upton's too new.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 11 June 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

First Base: ortiz or youk! or the SHEFF.
Second Base: roberts or upton, but prob roberts (proberts lmbo~)
Third Base: a-rod
Shortstop: uhh peralta? guillen?
Catcher: posada
Outfielder: vlady
Outfielder: ichiro
Outfielder: sizemore (is two center fielders kosher? ah who gives a fuck~)

First Base: prince fizzles
Second Base: chase BUTTley lollll
Third Base: miggy
Shortstop: hanley for the hellofit (tuff one tho, u can make a case for any of the starters in that division alone) (his defense didnt look so hot 2 me when i went to see the marlins last week but i am not an expert i guess!!!)
Catcher: THE FLYIN MOLINA
Outfielder: eric byrnes!!!
Outfielder: bondsy
Outfielder: soriano

cankles, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Byrnes over Beltran, what a wack hata.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

1. Polanco, P. Tigers 572,238
2. Cano, R. Yankees 520,506
3. Pedroia, D. Red Sox 321,324
4. Kinsler, I. Rangers 281,206
5. Upton, B.J. Devil Rays 273,431

Andy K, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

That's the most fuckedup result so far in either league

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

dude byrnes has been amazing, not hating on beltran i promise. he was the only met i didnt hate last year. tbh if i was gonna change that lineup i'd put holliday instead of bonds or soriano.

cankles, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

shit, maybe even griff

cankles, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

Holliday! Don't contribute to having a Rockie take away a non-starting roster slot!

David R., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

Are you all-star write-in material if you...

- have hit more triples by yourself than 18 teams?
- are on pace to hit 33 triples?
- have 11 more extra base hits than Vladimir Guerrero?
- have the third-highest OPS of AL outfielders?

Perhaps not, but it might be worth mentioning.

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

Well, given Leyland's managing the AL squad, I'm pretty sure Granderson could find his way on the squad. Maybe.

David R., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

I've come back to the Joe Sheehan position: DHs are not 1Bs.

By Buster Olney

The Boston Red Sox have asked Major League Baseball to substitute hot-hitting Kevin Youkilis for David Ortiz as the team's first base entrant on the All-Star ballot distributed to other players, a gesture meant to help Youkilis' chances to help make the American League squad.

There are just 15 full days remaining in the fan balloting. In the most recent ballot results announced by MLB, Ortiz is by far the leading vote-getter among AL first basemen, with 1,055,260 votes, more than double the second-leading vote-getter, Minnesota's Justin Morneau.
Because it appears that Ortiz will be the starting first baseman for the AL, based on the fans' voting, the team asked Ortiz if he would be OK with it if Youkilis could be listed on the ballot sent to players.

"He was all for it," said one Major League Baseball source, "and excited about Youkilis' chances."

Major League Baseball does not require that the same players who are listed on the fans' ballot appear on the ballots given to players.

Ortiz is primarily a designated hitter, of course, but because DHs are not listed on the ballot, Ortiz was placed among the first basemen. Youkilis, Boston's regular first baseman, is having a breakout season, hitting .335 with eight homers, 33 RBIs and a .421 on-base percentage.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

yah mush

jhøshea, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Martinez
Youkilis
Upton
Rodriguez
Guillen
Ordonez
Guerrero
Granderson

Martin
Fielder
Utley
Cabrera
Reyes
Holliday
Rowand
Bonds

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

another This Year Only vote for Rowand, Fielder, Youk, Holliday etc. The end of history has come to baseball.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

btw I hate the Home Run Derby because it's the one day that Baseball turns into Football.

100% OTM

Andy K, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

I don't follow.

Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

Can we nominate Russ Martin as the MVP of the game since he managed to both hit a cop with a foul ball and then audibly yell out 'shit' after he was jammed and popped out to second in the same at bat?

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

I liked Bronx Is Burning! I feel shame

I liked it, too (esp. the Mickey Rivers content). It was just... very weird. And the ears...

Andy K, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

MVP = Byrnes' dog!

Leee, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah Mickey Rivers ... "my goals for the season are to be injury prone"

and yeah those ears were ridonkulous.

I liked "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" playing on the top 40 station.

Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

btw I hate the Home Run Derby because it's the one day that Baseball turns into Football.

100% OTM

-- Andy K, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I don't follow.

-- Stormy Davis, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i don't hate HATE the derby, it's just kind of crass and a glorified batting practice. mayve it's more NASCAR than Football, perhaps that was unfair.

i don't hate HATE the derby, it's just kind of crass and a glorified batting practice. mayve it's more NASCAR than Football, perhaps that was unfair.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

weird x2 post

nice work Ichiro

sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty great game, actually.

Belisarius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

good game after all, at first you did wonder.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

LaRussa leaves Pujols on bench and decides the game with Orlando Hudson: DRUNK AGAIN.

happily I slept thru Billy fucking Wagner.

Yeah, that the Ramones were heard anywhere near Yankeeland in '77 is a riot. TBIB reruns twice tonight.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

"If he wants to get upset, he can get upset," La Russa said. "Whatever he wants to do, he can do. It's America. That wasn't the most important thing tonight."

mattbot, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Also, the tension between Chris Young and Derrek Lee: palpable!

mattbot, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I didn't see the game, but if the game ended w/ Aaron Rowand at the plate w/ the bases loaded and Albert Pujols on the bench, when you're playing for SOMETHING THAT COUNTS, that manager better be shitfaced.

David R., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

It's America.

mattbot, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

AMERICA: THIS TIME IT COUNTS

That should be the slogan for the Iran invasion.

David R., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

Pujols had said Monday that he would do "whatever (La Russa) wants" as a player chosen not by the fans or the players but by La Russa himself. But when Pujols didn't play Tuesday night, he said, "Go ask the manager. He's the one you should ask. I have no idea. He didn't even talk to me at all.

"This is the All-Star Game. He's the manager. He can do anything he wants.

"But if I wasn't expecting myself to play, I wouldn't have come up here. I'd rather stay home with my family. That's the way it is."

Andy K, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

a lot of very happy Freddy Sanchez fans this morning, amirite?

bnw, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Sitting Pujols defies logic
Rob Neyer
posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 | Feedback | Print Entry

Preposterous. Unconscionable. Indefensible.

[pause while online thesaurus is consulted ...]

Inexcusable. Unjustifiable. Lamebrained.

To continue reading this article you must be an Insider.

Andy K, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

HR Derby vs Steroid Outrage = hahahaha

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

I looked for Pujols in the dugout but I couldn't see him.

Did they show him on TV?

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Da Meathook was pretty money.

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

bflaff (Phila, PA): Surely Pujols comes in to bat for D Lee?

Nate Silver: At least one manager is playing to win.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, pinch hit for DERREK LEE?

David R., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Lee went around, amirite?

mattbot, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

I was honestly surprised Fielder stayed in as long as he did.

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the shot of LaRussa laughing in the dugout after Lee TOTALLY WENT AFTER that pitch but was awarded 1st base.

Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

if la russa wants out next year, fine. but i don't understand how he gains anything from a thinly veiled fuck you to a superstar he is still going to have to manage for three more months.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

he wasn't just preserving the integrity of the selection process?

Tim Ellison, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

Where's the love for Barry making like he was dropping down to bunt?

Leee, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

also, nice error, Prince.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

i know it was ruled as a bad hop but HAY-ROD

sanskrit, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

how was that not ruled an error?

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

MAGIC

David R., Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

It wasn't just a bad hop. It had an incredible amount of spin on it.

Andy K, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

infield double.

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Jose Reyes

Andy K, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

bronx is burning = http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51E9KJQSS0L._SS500_.jpg

did you guys see ichiro all dressed up like he was going to a flock of seagulls concert

cankles, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_07_2007/post-1452-1185465935.jpg

sup morbz

cankles, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

check out those RATE STATS my niggaz

cankles, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Uh you do notice that Cabrera is still ahead of Chipper on that list, don't you?

Alex in SF, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

(shhh he's on a roll)

David R., Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

what is VORPr because that shows Chipper even with A-Rod?

Is it VORP per PA?

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

alex: stfu pussfag

ya the ones with little r's after them are rate versions. CJ has like 60 fewer plate appearances so of course he has accrued less blorp but pps on here made it sound like cabrera was assraping him to death with his golden bat~

cankles, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Well for the previous three years he has been. . .

Alex in SF, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

CJ's goals for '08: Accrue more BLORP

Andy K, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Cabrera was the guy accruing all the blorp!

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

what is Larry's BLORPr?

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm more interested in his FRAAP.

David R., Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

they c me rollin
they h8in~

cankles, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)


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