dr. morbius, i'm drunk

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just wanted to ask you what you thought about this pic and see if you could ID the player

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2230/1820246801_2acdbc38c5.jpg

since you seem to be the only other person on this board who likes to talk about butts and legs and such

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. Morbius, how would you feel if you were forced to spend your afterlife locked in a room with Lewis Grizzard?

got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

it is a little known fact that lewis grizzard played for the cubs in the 90s

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)

morbs do u think jacoby ellsbury is a cutie??

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

crut you can answer too

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

since you seem to be the only other person on this board who likes to talk about butts and legs and such

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:48 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'm insulted atm!

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)

yes

xpost

got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)

anyway that's gotta be morbs' boy ryan sweeney right

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

Bookmarked

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

it aint sweeney tbh but good guess!

jordan i tbh never see u posting about butts*

*on ILB

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:01 (fifteen years ago)

i think jacoby e is cute too

and only navajo to make it to the mlb?!

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)

jordan i tbh never see u posting about butts*

*on ILB

― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooool

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)

what year is that from

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:07 (fifteen years ago)

what the OP pic or the idea that u dont post about butts

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

OP pic

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

i'm such an OG butt poster that i'm not even getting into that

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

pic is from '08-'09

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)

ahem

2010-11 Hot Stove League

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:33 (fifteen years ago)

yes

xpost

― got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:56 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

underrated post

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ tamtam! ok so we have 4 butts posters and we can all discuss butts well

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:35 (fifteen years ago)

I have posted that Rich Harden pic before.

Ellsbury is alright (Red Sox uniform dampens my enthusiasm like a nun's habit).

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

post your starting nine updated thru the 2010 season. or we'll guess it for you.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

u too sansky

max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

not really feelin' it since Mussina quit

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

max i'm thinking along the lines of kyle farnsworth and

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3371/mcgee.jpg

forgot how throwed he looked in that baseball card. hey i thought Buster Posey would unseat Mauer, i'm no good at this.

sanskrit, Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

willie always looked to be in pain. and he'd swing like his arms had too many joints. and then he'd hit .300.

i have been otm (bnw), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

I have posted that Rich Harden pic before.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 29, 2010 7:23 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

<3

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

That's really great you embedded a pic off the interwebs, but years ago I went to an OAKvSF game and sat directly in front of Harden warming up before the game and took pics* SPECIFICALLY for Morbius's enjoyments. I believe I posted them on ILB but not sure.

*primarily of his backside

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

just sayin w/r/t "since you seem to be the only other person on this board who likes to talk about butts and legs and such"

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

im sprised u didnt sell him jeanz

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

haha well im new here, shasta! im not yet familiar with the old embedded themes w/r/t buttz

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

"we aren't selling jeans here"

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

Jeremy Brown is selling jeans at The Gap.

Andy K, Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

RIP fatman

The fourth pitch is the mistake: the pitcher goes back to his change-up. Jeremy sees his arm coming through slowly again, and this time he knows to wait on it. The change-up arrives waist-high over the middle of the plate. The line drive Jeremy hits screams over the pitcher's right ear and into the gap in left center field.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

haha

gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

loool

ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

drunk again fyi morbs

http://premium1.uploadit.org/healimonster//millargrabass.jpg

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:45 (fifteen years ago)

varitek's ass is a classic

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:50 (fifteen years ago)

ass & thighs

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

n/h

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

feel bad putting a sox in my trib thread to morbius but tam u are otm re: ass and thighs

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

as per normal

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.photobucket.com/image/jason%20varitek%20ass/chsbecca2001/024-Varitek.jpg

hows this for a nuns habit morbs

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:55 (fifteen years ago)

oops link brakken

trust, it was a butt

dark link (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:55 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://hydeparkblvd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sam-fuld1.jpg

morbs how hot or not do you find sam fuld?

despite being both a cub and a ray, i would smash with extreme gusto tbh

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://thediamondangle.com/archive/may04/stan3/5g_big.jpg

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't seen a lot of him, but he looks pleasant.

Ryan Braun still King of the MLB Jews tho

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89af3LcuzAo

Pretty sure it's about Ross Baumgarten.

Andy K, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPNa9TB7IAk

this was around the peak of my childhood Braves fanaticism

last night a bj saved my life (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Dr. Morbius, I demand your review of Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

bump

 (gr8080), Thursday, 15 September 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)

nothing to do w/ baseball, you rummy.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

I forgot that this thread was on ILB.

Without further ado, the runners-up is Prism Skylabs. (crüt), Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

I think you can assume that since it has a 0 score on Rotten Tomatoes... even I'm not that much of a maverick.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Armond called it "a call to arms."

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

btw I have no idea who that person starring in this movie is.

on a basebal langle, Eric, have you been to a St Paul Saints game?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

It's been a very long time.

(Nick S. is a big closet case who, allegedly, used to date the Jamie Kennedy Project.)

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)


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