No question...this team fucking stinks. Seattle Mariners 2011 season of continued disappointment

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

My M's will suck again, so here's the year's thread about them. :)

Rand Paula Abdul Jabbar (van smack), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

:(

Rand Paula Abdul Jabbar (van smack), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

if they don't score at least 580 runs this year everyone involved should probably be fired, since that's about how well a team of minor league free agents would do

ciderpress, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

a break away from proud tradition!

The Seattle Mariners in 2006 (started by jergins (jergins) on board I Love Baseball on Mar 23, 2006)

The Seattle Mariners in 2007 (started by Andy K on board I Love Baseball on Jul 1, 2007)

The Seattle Mariners in 2008 (started by jergïns on board I Love Baseball on Feb 19, 2008)

The Seattle Mariners in 2009 (started by +++ (jergins) on board I Love Baseball on Jan 6, 2009)

The Seattle Mariners in 2010 (started by eating oatmeal in the woods (jeepski) on board I Love Baseball on Jan 8, 2010)

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

probably for the best, we weren't good any of those years either

harlan, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

oh hey, adam kennedy with a DUI, good start buddy

harlan, Friday, 28 January 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

don't forget Milton Bradley

this team is doomed (again)

van smack, Friday, 28 January 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

I think its safe to assume Im the only poster on ilb who owns a milton bradley tshirt...

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 January 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

pic?!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 January 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Junior back with the M's as a special consultant.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110215&content_id=16638590&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

van smack, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

Zzzzzzz...

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Pfffttt...

van smack, Thursday, 17 February 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

It was a bad Jr joke.

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Thursday, 17 February 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

jack cust said hes "sick at downloading music from the internet and using the remote control"

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Very nice complete game for Felix - no walks

van smack, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)

Chone had a good game too..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 2 April 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)

he has tied his hr total from last year!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 2 April 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Texas - Bottom of 1st
Michael Pineda pitching for Seattle
Ian Kinsler Strike (looking), Strike (foul), Strike (swinging), I Kinsler struck out swinging
Elvis Andrus Strike (looking), Ball, Strike (looking), E Andrus grounded out to third
Josh Hamilton Strike (looking), Strike (foul), Strike (swinging), J Hamilton struck out swinging

Andy K, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

not a good day to be Felix Hernandez.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

junior in dick's commercials is kinda weirding me out

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

They're going for the 6 game road sweep today.

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Sunday, 1 May 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

fister personally gave up 14 hits tonight in 5 2/3 innings

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

board game got dfa'd

Still have a soft spot in my heart for this dude.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

His past couple seasons have been undeniably awful. Think this might be it for the popular board game manufacturer.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 9 May 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

He's making $13 million this season!

buzza, Monday, 9 May 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

Three blown saves, four losses this week for Brandon League.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 14 May 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

League stinks

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Saturday, 14 May 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Pineda does not:

51.1 IP
52 K
13 BB
39 H
3 HR

...and the best first-pitch-strike percentage in MLB.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

yea dude is filthy

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

adam kennedy, cleanup hitter

johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

pineda reminds me of a young(er)/rawer josh johnson

J0rdan S., Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

pineda pitching in san diego might be the only thing more unfair than him pitching in seattle, since you know he's facing the pads

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 May 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

looking fwd to watching Pineda v Yankees tnite

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Awesome
I'm going saturday to see a Felix shutdown

van smack, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Seattle Mariners activated 2B Dustin Ackley.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/sea/images/ticketing/y2011/cheezburger_t.gif

(.づ☀‿☀)づ ~da post-modernist struggle~ (.づ☀‿☀)づ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 16 June 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

I'm excited to see Ackley hit and see how well he does at second. I'm thinking Kennedy will play a bit at third and it's also time to cut Figgins.

van smack, Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

how about michael pineda

mookieproof, Monday, 20 June 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011-July-2-23-3-25.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 July 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

I saw that. Then he struck out and got booed.

They need to cut everyone named Jack and Chone on the roster.

van smack, Sunday, 3 July 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

earlier in the season i thought van smack had miraculously reverse-jinxed this team with his thread title. lol.

lom vucends, Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

so i wanted to head over to ussmariner this morning for some lols only to find out that dave cameron has been diagnosed with leukemia :(

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 July 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/homietheclown3.png

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

aw :(

can afford a drug lifestyle ----► (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

this is probably the Mariners best chance to win one. up 2-0, got Felix on the mound, lets go

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

well the yankees have bases loaded and one out, so don't hold your breath

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

but Jeter's up, there's a DP waiting to happen

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

jeter's a gidp machine

francisF, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

ha, xp

francisF, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

sadly, felix probably only going 6 now.

only 8 more losses and they'll have the all time record, worse than the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, the most famously awful team of all time

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

jeez, I saw the USS Mariner/Fangraphs guy at the SABR convention just a week or so before his leukemia diagnosis.

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

they shouldn't have given Ichiro the night off

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17595817

sanskrit, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

guh

time to put it in hi geir (WmC), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

that was the funniest fucking thing

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

the painted gold glove!! c'mon

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Do all umpires wear New Balance or just that one?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

I read this earlier and it made me lol/weep for the Mariners

Mariner 3B (Chone/Kennedy): .176/.237/.228
Dodger Pitchers: .153/.211/.195

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17693889&partnerId=aw-7604547351566950340-1122

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:01 (fourteen years ago)

Wins Above Replacement, or WAR, attempts to quantify a player's whole contribution -- offensive and defensive -- to his team. Even though the Mariners have a strong defense, their offensive production is so poor that the collective WAR of all their position players is 3.2, according to FanGraphs.com. For perspective's sake, there are 41 individual position players with a greater WAR, led by Blue Jays slugger Jose Bautista's 6.8; no other team has a total WAR less than the Twins' 8.7.

polyphonic, Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

lordy

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

this is such a great thread title btw

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 August 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

good news http://www.ussmariner.com/2011/08/12/a-quick-update-on-my-health/

carstens, Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Safeco is a great place to watch a ballgame tho

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

yes totally. 200 level first base side is the spot, love the skyline in the background.

carstens, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

Safeco is a great place to watch a ballgame tho

― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved),

otm

Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Also, it has the best ballpark food and local beers.

van smack, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.