Gossip/news/updates here! In particular focusing on who's in the best form of their life pls.
― Mark C, Monday, 14 February 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)
What's your team up to? I keep reading incredibly positive puff pieces on Salt River Fields at Talking Stick, or "Ol' Sticky" as I have unilaterally decided to call it, and the Rockies and D'backs players seem pretty stoked. Anyone else moved this year?
― Mark C, Monday, 14 February 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
"I think our front office has done a tremendous job piecing together four frontline guys, and Joe Blanton is not chopped liver by any means, so we feel very good about what we've got."
http://www.csnphilly.com/02/13/11/Theres-work-to-do-cautions-Phils-pitchin/landing_phillies.html?blockID=409750&feedID=704
― Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
via SBNation:
Sabathia on how he lost 25 lbs: “I stopped eating Cap’n Crunch every day. … I used to eat that stuff by the box.”
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 February 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
greatest shape of his life!
― sanskrit, Monday, 14 February 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
GUYS BASEBALL IS ALMOST HERE
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
Reporter: "Cole, you're the only one at this table with a ring. Looking to the guys to your right..."Cole Hamels: "Joe's got one."Blanton: "I know you forget about me, but it's okay."
Cole Hamels: "Joe's got one."
Blanton: "I know you forget about me, but it's okay."
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/D12-The-season-of-forgetting-Joe-Blanton-offici?urn=mlb-321590
― Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)
Wish at&t cable had the mlb network so I could exponentially increase the # of spring training games I can watch..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
I see ESPN has been airing BBTN at 3:30 ET lately, which I think should be its perm slot so only retirees have to hear Kruk.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
cst_Cowley cst_CowleyBest thing about spring training is every player can justify why his team may have a chance to play deep into October. Reality hits in April
What are they supposed to say -- "Yeah, we'll be lucky to finish .500"?
― Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
"i mean, jesus...did you see our PECOTA projections for this year?"
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
heheh
http://www.gaslampball.com/2011/2/15/1995401/cameron-maybin-warns-against-eating-panda-express-padres-and-panda
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm a force out there. Guys don't want to face me," Burnett says.
― Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6-ks_UP988
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
omg I love this kid. he is dedicated.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
days it took for Rich Harden to get hurt: 0
Rich Harden has been shut down for a few weeks with stiffness in his lat area.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
rockies have signed john maine to a minor league deal
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 February 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/02/16/cameron-maybin-company-man/
― sanskrit, Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
jim edmonds has retired
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 February 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
jedmonds.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 February 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
that's what i like to call him.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 February 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
omg that kid
― call all destroyer, Friday, 18 February 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
Is Edmonds going to get hof love because hes a scrappy white hustler? His numbers are similar-ish on first blush to those of Bernie Williams, who I assume will get hof love because hes a yankee.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 18 February 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
Edmonds was a much better defensive CF than Bernie (who probably should have been in a corner for his whole career based on totalzone numbers). I think he's deserving, based on his monster 6-year peak after joining the Cards. JoePos had a good aside in his latest post about how there's almost no true CFs in the hall of fame since Mays, and suggested that people have the bar set too high on them.
Bernie will get the same sort of hof love that Mattingly got i think, eternal hanging around on the ballot from yankee homer voters. maybe a bit more support than Mattingly because he was better and is entering the ballot in a weak year, but he's still down in the Rice/Dawson area of 'player whose flaws are masked by traditional stats/evaluation'
― ciderpress, Friday, 18 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
holy smokes...68.3 WAR?! that's impressive and better than tim raines and adnruw jones, who i've also seen people try and make cases for.
― j.q higgins, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
@ChrisCrawfordPI: Good to see Texas concerned about early pitch counts -- Jungmann throws a CG in first start, in February. Sigh.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 18 February 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
Edmonds made maybe the best catch I've ever seen in person, at Cincinnati in 2004 I believe... I'll see if there's video.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 February 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
WHAT ABOUT ENDY
― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 February 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)
I only saw that on TV!
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 February 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)
oh all right then
― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 February 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)
I DEMAND MOVING IMAGES
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 19 February 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)
Michael Young meets with upset fan, 3
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0222/dal_youngm_fan_200.jpg
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Rangers-Holland-pitches-for-laughs-by-wearing-w?urn=mlb-324832
This f'in guy
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
groan
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
"I try to get on Yahoo! and just search 'funny t-shirts' or something like that," Holland said.Yahoo! Not Google?
Yahoo! Not Google?
tells you all you need to know about Yahoo sports writers
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
"St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright may be headed for Ulnar Collateral Ligament surgery, aka Tommy John surgery, after damaging his elbow during spring training Feb. 22. "
― A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
19. Posted by kurt l Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:20 pm ESTHe should wear a shirt of Bob Euker saying "Ball 4, ball 8, ball 12" in memory of his brilliant pitching performance in Game 2 of the World Series. Don't know if I will ever again see a major league pitcher throw 12 straight balls.
― Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
games on tv this weekend. I am going to have a heart attack.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 24 February 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
on regular tv, or cable tv?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
mlb network has some and the fox sports west channel in la is showing 2 dodger games on sat and sunday at noon. its probably a stripped down production crew with the minimum of cameras but I dont give a shit.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
Ranger's Beltre has spine surgery
i think some freelance authors are just SEO trolling with these true but misleading article headlines
― sanskrit, Friday, 25 February 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)
jeez, Mets are on Ch 11 at 1pm.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 February 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
baseball is on :O
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
<3
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
I saw Colon throw his first pitch for the Yanks and thought C.C. had changed his uni number.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
colon is disgusting
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
guys not only was baseball on YESTERDAY it's on TODAY
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 26, 2011 1:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
morbs bringing the heat
― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
Is it just me or does charlie steiner consciously pattern is patter on vin scully?
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
taylor tankersly had a bizarre line for the mets today
1 IP 3 H 3 R 3 ER 3 K
― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)
Haha.
The Rangers are sort of a mess right now.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
Should also post that Andrew Bailey's elbow most likely exploded yesterday.. Sorry A's fans/fantasy baseball enthusiasts..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
It's as if the Rangers were hoping to get more than four RBI out of Davis' 130 plate appearances last year.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
Davis could be worth a flier - but for a "proven" closer?! lol
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
They'd be lucky to get a serviceable reliever for him.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
ian snell has retired
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
Not even Dave Duncan could fix him!
Wasn't he happiest in AAA?
― Andy K, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
She slowly walked down in front of a child happily playing catch against the stairs as his Mom enjoyed the sun. She walked very slowly down the stadium steps twirling her dirty hair which was covered by a camoflauge hat with each flip-flopped step she took. At least ten people were shaking their heads by now. Did I mention she was moving very slowly?She leaned over the railing, (I swear it took her ten seconds) and said something I will remember forever…., “Heh…you…. yeh you,” as she pointed her index finger, “you’re Ian Snell right? I want you to know that I played church softball with your wife!”Ian Snell is a nice guy. After a pause that seemed like thirty seconds, He responded with something like, “that’s cool, thanks.”We were howling immediately.She then asked, “is she here?”After a loud ”NO” she walked head down defeated back up the steps taking just as long to exit as it did for her to make her grand entrance.
She leaned over the railing, (I swear it took her ten seconds) and said something I will remember forever….,
“Heh…you…. yeh you,” as she pointed her index finger, “you’re Ian Snell right? I want you to know that I played church softball with your wife!”
Ian Snell is a nice guy. After a pause that seemed like thirty seconds, He responded with something like,
“that’s cool, thanks.”
We were howling immediately.
She then asked,
“is she here?”
After a loud ”NO” she walked head down defeated back up the steps taking just as long to exit as it did for her to make her grand entrance.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://rumbunter.com/2011/03/15/ian-snell-retires-slow-pitch-softball-managers-everywhere-hit-the-phones/
he appeared in one game this spring: 2IP, 2R, 4H
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)
he had some good peripheral stats a couple years ago and I thought he coulda been a sleeper comeback candidate, but I guess not..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
head case
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
A favorite:
ITT Ed learns about America's Pastime by following the LOL Pirates this season
And Porcello, who never had swung a bat in the majors before last night, hooked a two-out RBI single into left in the second, another two-out RBI single into right in the sixth. The latter came after a 2-0 count.Anything to the pitcher thing?"Nope," Snell replied to that question. "Just one of those things."Snell took issue with the Pirates intentionally walking .287-hitting shortstop Ramon Santiago to get to Porcello in the second instance. Immediately upon returning to the dugout after that inning, he slammed his fist into a wall."I was a little upset that we walked the guy to get to the pitcher," Snell said. "I didn't see any reason to do that, but ... oh, well, then, he got a hit. Karma."
Anything to the pitcher thing?
"Nope," Snell replied to that question. "Just one of those things."
Snell took issue with the Pirates intentionally walking .287-hitting shortstop Ramon Santiago to get to Porcello in the second instance. Immediately upon returning to the dugout after that inning, he slammed his fist into a wall.
"I was a little upset that we walked the guy to get to the pitcher," Snell said. "I didn't see any reason to do that, but ... oh, well, then, he got a hit. Karma."
― Andy K, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)
The bad news: Braves' Luis Salazar lost his left eye from the McCann line drive. The good news: it ain't gonna stop him from managing in Lynchburg as scheduled.
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
that's a bummer, relatively speaking
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
I hope he embraces it and rocks an eyepatch.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
I was thinking the same thing! Unless he's a total asshole, his players are going to think he's king of the world -- "dude gets an eyeball knocked out and comes right back to work -- I want to play for him."
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
Is it too soon to make a joke about him one day managing the pirates
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
he should go balls to the wall and get a parrot and a peg leg.
xpost - er no
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
Kazmir RIP
― Andy K, Sunday, 20 March 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
no Salazar needs to go with a glass eye. then when he's in a heated argument over a blown umpire call he can pull it out, trace the action, and mimic viewing the situation from a higher angle to really rub it in.
― sanskrit, Sunday, 20 March 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)
but imagine if there's a brawl. It'll be like the ending of The Natural (the book), where Hobbs punches the owner's glass eye out.
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
― Andy K, Sunday, March 20, 2011 8:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what happened?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
It's more like what's continuing to happen.
"Scott Kazmir has walked 11 batters in 11-plus spring innings, but in a 95-pitch, 41/3-inning outing Saturday against the Cleveland Indians, he improved his pitch speed over earlier spring starts, consistently reaching the high 80s."
― Andy K, Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
oh ok he just continues to suck--was looking for news of an injury or something
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
Andy's on the ESPN payroll to drive up pageviews.
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
Neshek to Padres
― Andy K, Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
So the Cardinals retaliated for Nyjer's home-plate collision last year by having ex-Nat Miguel Batista throw at Ian Desmond?
― Andy K, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
in a ST game?!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
the nats should just get rid of nyjer for the safety of the rest of their players
― blingee cummings (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
In a ST game today, yes -- that was a poorly worded post.
More details here, too:
JUPITER, Fla. - The benches and bullpens have cleared at Roger Dean Stadium in the top of the seventh, after ex-Nationals pitcher Miguel Batista, now with the Cardinals, hit Ian Desmond in the back with a pitch.It was the third time today that a player has been plunked. Washington's Laynce Nix was hit in the shoulder by St. Louis starter Chris Carpenter in the top of the fifth, and in the bottom of the inning, Nats starter Livan Hernandez returned the favor, hitting Colby Rasmus.After Desmond was hit, he looked quizzically at Batista, palms extended to question why the action occurred. Home plate umpire Fran Burke, who was in the midst of warning both dugouts as the benches emptied, followed an upset Desmond down to first base.Nationals manager Jim Riggleman had two extended and animated conversations - with St. Louis skipper Tony LaRussa and, after order was sort of restored, with Cardinals coach Joe Pettini. Riggleman had to be restrained by other members of the Nationals both times.Batista was ejected from the game and seemed unsure why he was being banished. Batista, you'll recall, was ejected from a game in June by umpire Joe West for hitting Cincinnati's Brandon Phillips, who had run toward Desmond the previous inning trying to move between second and third in hopes of drawing an interference call.The Nationals and Cardinals have bad blood dating to last year, too. Nyjer Morgan took a beeline for Cards catcher Bryan Anderson in an Aug. 29 game - even though Anderson was standing a step or two in front of home plate.Morgan wasn't really a part of this fracas, though he was one of the first players out of the dugout. In fact, while War's "Why Can't We Be Friends" was blaring over the stadium loudspeakers, Morgan was standing with his arm draped over spring training instructor Trent Jewett, who had his arm over Morgan's shoulder.Earlier, in the fifth inning, Morgan collided with Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols' arm as he crossed first when he was thrown out after bouncing a ball in front of the plate. Pujols had to be checked by a trainer but remained in the game.
It was the third time today that a player has been plunked. Washington's Laynce Nix was hit in the shoulder by St. Louis starter Chris Carpenter in the top of the fifth, and in the bottom of the inning, Nats starter Livan Hernandez returned the favor, hitting Colby Rasmus.
After Desmond was hit, he looked quizzically at Batista, palms extended to question why the action occurred. Home plate umpire Fran Burke, who was in the midst of warning both dugouts as the benches emptied, followed an upset Desmond down to first base.
Nationals manager Jim Riggleman had two extended and animated conversations - with St. Louis skipper Tony LaRussa and, after order was sort of restored, with Cardinals coach Joe Pettini. Riggleman had to be restrained by other members of the Nationals both times.
Batista was ejected from the game and seemed unsure why he was being banished. Batista, you'll recall, was ejected from a game in June by umpire Joe West for hitting Cincinnati's Brandon Phillips, who had run toward Desmond the previous inning trying to move between second and third in hopes of drawing an interference call.
The Nationals and Cardinals have bad blood dating to last year, too. Nyjer Morgan took a beeline for Cards catcher Bryan Anderson in an Aug. 29 game - even though Anderson was standing a step or two in front of home plate.
Morgan wasn't really a part of this fracas, though he was one of the first players out of the dugout. In fact, while War's "Why Can't We Be Friends" was blaring over the stadium loudspeakers, Morgan was standing with his arm draped over spring training instructor Trent Jewett, who had his arm over Morgan's shoulder.
Earlier, in the fifth inning, Morgan collided with Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols' arm as he crossed first when he was thrown out after bouncing a ball in front of the plate. Pujols had to be checked by a trainer but remained in the game.
http://www.masnsports.com/the_goessling_game/2011/03/benches-bullpens-clear-after-desmond-hit-by-batista.html
― Andy K, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
The possible connection to last year's incident was drawn by one of the beat writers.
― Andy K, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
While he didn't like being hit by the pitch, Desmond took a shot at Batista."It was intentional, but Miggy throws like Miss Iowa. It's no big deal," Desmond said, referencing the headlines Batista made last July when he tried to justify fans' disappointment in his spot start over the injured Stephen Strasburg by by saying, "Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss Iowa, you might get those kind of boos."
"It was intentional, but Miggy throws like Miss Iowa. It's no big deal," Desmond said, referencing the headlines Batista made last July when he tried to justify fans' disappointment in his spot start over the injured Stephen Strasburg by by saying, "Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss Iowa, you might get those kind of boos."
― Andy K, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
Rumor has it Neftali Feliz is going to be closing again this year because Ron Washington demands a proven commodity to not use properly when the entire post-season is on the line.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 24 March 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
At this point I think they have to let him close because they really haven't prepared him to start this season. Either that or send him to the minors, but it's too late to switch him this year imo
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 24 March 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)
Nolan Ryan says stop being a fucking pussy and go out there and throw 455 pitches. At least that what every broadcaster tries to trick me into thinking.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 24 March 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)
apparently they didn't see the postseason last year
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 March 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
rhp sergio mitre to the brewers, of chris dickerson to the yankees
the sort of trade that makes one marvel that anyone bothered to make it
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
wasn't mitre the Yanks 5th starter?
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
or is that gunna be millwood now?
i believe mitre was beaten out by bartolo :
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
ha hahhahahah aaba hhah aha
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
Yankees probably need Dickerson more than the Brewers need Mitre (Granderson injury).
― Andy K, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
I thought Freddy Garcia was supposed to be the fifth starter.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 March 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, he is now. : to the bullpen
also, mike hampton is retiring
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 March 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
The Padres traded for A. Gonzalez just to confuse the fans, I bet.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 28 March 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
Chris Perez threw up on the mound today...
― Andy K, Monday, 28 March 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)
ChrisPerez54 Chris PerezAll right, enough of all this Perez threw up bs, I had low blood sugar and was dizzy, and only water came up
ChrisPerez54 Chris PerezIf it were regular season I would have finished the inning
― Andy K, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)
Humble Twitter bio:
"Chris Perez. Relief pitcher for the Cleveland Indians..Former UM Hurricane..Just a normal guy with an arm like a fu***** cannon."
― Andy K, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
do we hafta start a Phillies-trolling thread to exult in Lidge's injury?
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)