Also, "Socialism, communism, whatever you want to call it, is never the answer."
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=6147036
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=6144975
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
"You don't think anyone else here? You're probably wrong, buddy."
OK, pal.
― Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
Did he just refer to the A.Rod-Cameron non-incident as "Popcorngate"?!
― francisF, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
(in the 2nd link)
http://flipflopflyball.tumblr.com/photo/1280/3471525631/1/tumblr_lh3f4cw6Lz1qb0ctn
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
The one where they upload Sabathia's and Burnett's press photos to show what their lovechild would look like is better.
― sanskrit, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
at least it would be average weight for it's height.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgJexWWXCmv64pyjNmvYHXoe_xihPJEaIh0Oumt1ormiZ6MFs7tA
― omar little, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
ha ahha hahaa
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 February 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
am i right in thinking opening day 3/31 is sold out? any tips for finding cheap tickets? bleachers is fine.
― caek, Saturday, 12 March 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 12 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sd7rbKO0Y3M/RrDyyBI2LyI/AAAAAAAAAFI/J5mJrAZZoxI/s400/tenenbaums.jpg
"oh my lord, no..."
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 12 March 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
haha oh well. if i am in the US from next week until the end of march then i am basically not going to get a chance to see any major or minor league baseball right?
― caek, Saturday, 12 March 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
correct
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 12 March 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
You could go watch a St. John's game!
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 12 March 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
if you're in miami you could probably score cheap marlins tickets and see a few great players play
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
"america" is a big place
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
minor leagues you could totally catch a game of
MiLB doesn't start for another month after opening day
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 13 March 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
unless caek means hes going to be here until the end of MAY.
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 13 March 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
i am in san antonio from march 16-21, then minneapolis until march 26 then new york until march 31. i can't find any games in any of those towns, but maybe i'm not doing it right.
― caek, Sunday, 13 March 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)
no, you are baseball-free I think, maybe some scholastic games in San Antone
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
next time
― caek, Sunday, 13 March 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
joba hurtin...
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2011/3/15/2052437/joba-chamberlain-oblique-injury-yankees
the long, slow freefall continues.
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
sadtrombonetuba.wav
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkSANUxWAaE
― Andy K, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)
young crutis scrolled past lcd soundsystem at 0:53
maybe everyone listens to that now
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
Schleprock?!?!
― Andy K, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 10:19 (fourteen years ago)
near perfect storm of morbs-bait as vice president joe biden visited steinbrenner field today:
http://yankees.lhblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/046cae219d7c5c06e80e6a7067001552.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
cultivating Team Obama's millionaire base for the campaign
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
@Buster_ESPN The Yankees' deal with Kevin Millwood is for $1.5 m/ base -- but that's prorated and won't start until May 1 at earliest; could opt out then
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/columns/story?columnist=matthews_wallace&id=6260965
Instead of potential excellence with Bartolo, Yanks opt for average Garcia as No. 5
Potential excellence?
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 26 March 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
Wallace Matthews always goes in the dumbass thread
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/pgammo/status/52038489922998274
One NL club brought in all ST scouts & those who saw Yanks and Red Sox unanimously picked NY to finish 1rst
― Suicide Demo for Kemba Walker (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 27 March 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
michael kay has already said 'pomp and circumstance' twice
the season hasn't even started yet
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
The season's first "past a diving Jeter": game one, second inning.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
Granderson IS using "Friday."
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
that ball was hit hard
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
yo
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
omg i just saw this and it is killing me.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
Visible seats behind the plate are maybe 40% full.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
it's cold outside.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
and silk-stocking fans don't do cold
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
otm.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
so more than last yrs playoff games vs txs
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)
Eh, about the same.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
a real centaur would have had a triple there
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
Real centaurs don't flip bat, look into dugout.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
i think swisher had a point
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
he's likely the greatest 'closer'... and like all of them, overrated.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
i think i have that bowman card in a box somewhere
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
Aaron Laffey is a Yankee now, huh?
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
one Evil Empire helpin' out another
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
Cano said after the playoff clincher "Nobody gave us a chance in spring training"
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
jeter's average: .300
― k3vin k., Sunday, 25 September 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
if anything, he's underrated!
― omar little, Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
he's had a very good second half, including a straight-up elite 30 game stretch or so
― k3vin k., Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
teixiera is such an amazing first baseman
― k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ bringing in mo in at a tie in a meaningless game, love it
― k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)
well it's not really meaningless, even for the yankees
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)
magic number of 1 with 4 games to go, eh pretty meaningless
― k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
well of course the yankees are going to make the playoffs
but they have pretty direct impact on which AL east team they might have to face in the ALCS
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)
OKAY garrardi really INTENTIONALLY WALKED MARCO SCUTARO WITH MO ON THE MOUND
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
i meant for home-field
and the yankees won't play either boston or TB in the first round regardless
― k3vin k., Monday, 26 September 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)
mooooo
oh i misread that, alcs, my bad
i really hope that subbing out adrian gonzalez doesn't come back to haunt tito
(it will)
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
they are already IBB Montero /ph3ar
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
bringing in mo in at a tie in a meaningless game
I believe the commish likes the contenders' opponents to keep trying to win games
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
(cc: Astros)
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
Tonight's lineup: Jeter Granderson Cano Rodriguez DH Posada 1B Chavez Martin Nunez RF Gardner Noesi
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
SP: Nick Swisher
― sanskrit, Monday, 26 September 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.mlb.com/images/2011/09/27/92lOngCU.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
Colon v HellicksonUndecided v Price
good luck Boston
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
Girardi still announces no starting pitcher? Will it be a committee, or is this just "bush"?
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
dellin betances to make his first big league start
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
(he is second from left in the above pic)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://deadspin.com/5844739/yankees-gm-brian-cashman-possibly-caught-in-messy-extramarital-affair
a.j. daulerio, scourge of the exalted asshole
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
whaaaaaaaaaa
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)
can someone explain the "all star game"-esque bullpen management tonight?
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
i think scott proctor is available for the ninth
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)
Swisher.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
L Ayala
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)
no?
Cory Wade, huh
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)
who spent most of this season with the rays' triple-a club in durham
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
just... LOLLLLLLLLLLL
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)
who do they have left in the pen besides the Proctologist and Mo?
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
kay sez no one else besides the prockt
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)
what is it like to be scott proctor in this moment
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
he's like Roger Clemens in that ATL-HOU playoff
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
i imagine ppl had a bit more faith in clemens
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)
PUT IN SWISHER
― sanskrit, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
wtf the yankees are even doin
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
they are gettin ready to lose to the Tigers.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
haaaaaaaa yes
― k3vin k., Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)
Steinbrenner fuming at Golson from Hell
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)
wow
― yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
btw, I remember listening to John Sterling's call-in show on WMCA when I was a pup... but if you read the profile of him in the Sunday Times, it says he's in his EARLY 70s!
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)