2010 100/100 seasons:
PujolsTeixeiraCabreraGonzalezBautistaVottoCanoBraun Uggla
Good luck, Jeff. Given your .300ish OBP (which Moore apparently does not care about), you'll have to score only 65-70% of the time you reach base!
― Shirley MODOK (Andy K), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
...playing for the Royals.
― Shirley MODOK (Andy K), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
Dayton "Sheen" Moore
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 March 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)
Francoeur has a new look -- gone is the rich "hockey beard" that he showed on the World Series telecasts along with almost 30 pounds that he added in an effort to boost his power game. It didn't work and now he's down to about 208 pounds on his 6-foot-4 frame."Last year in Spring Training with New York, I felt like my legs were going to fall off. They felt like bricks," he said.Working with hitting coach Kevin Seitzer, he's also trying to be better at selecting pitches to attack and alter his reputation as a free swinger."It's going to cut down on his strikeouts, it's going to put him in better hitting counts," Seitzer said.One thing that hasn't changed, though, is his sunny, bluebird-on-my-shoulder attitude."If you're having fun, the majority of the time you're going to do better," he said.The Royals hope so.
"Last year in Spring Training with New York, I felt like my legs were going to fall off. They felt like bricks," he said.
Working with hitting coach Kevin Seitzer, he's also trying to be better at selecting pitches to attack and alter his reputation as a free swinger.
"It's going to cut down on his strikeouts, it's going to put him in better hitting counts," Seitzer said.
One thing that hasn't changed, though, is his sunny, bluebird-on-my-shoulder attitude.
"If you're having fun, the majority of the time you're going to do better," he said.
The Royals hope so.
http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110322&content_id=17078460
― Andy K, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)
having fun? who in the world could help him in that endeavor?
...a certain wrangler jeans pitchman comes to mind.
― j.q higgins, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
yeahright
― WmC, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
i translate that to mean he be looking at more Ks than whiffing on them.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
he'll rest his arms by swinging less!
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
he still plays a lot of games
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
legs like bricks, arms like feathers
― WmC, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
Francoeur has a new look -- gone is the rich "hockey beard" that he showed on the World Series telecasts along with almost 30 pounds that he added in an effort to boost his power game. It didn't work and now he's down to about 208 pounds on his 6-foot-4 frame."Last year in Spring Training with New York, I felt like my legs were going to fall off. They felt like bricks," he said.
springtraining.txt
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
the time of year when every single player has put on or lost 30 lbs of muscle and is working on a new off-speed pitch
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 24 March 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)
didn't francoeur actually draw a bunch of walks the first couple weeks of the season last year, causing everyone to freak out? and then he went right back to free swinging the rest of the way
― ciderpress, Thursday, 24 March 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/03/29/your-jeff-francoeur-apologist-quote-of-the-day
― Andy K, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
Seitzer evidently forgot to go over those neck-high change-ups.
― Andy K, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)
trying to salvage this one! 3 hits from Melky
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
frenchy is on pace to meet dayton moore's demands
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
kila
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 April 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)
ka'aihue
"I don't think Melky Cabrera is in the majors anymore. Oh he's in Kansas City -- that's right." --Tim McCarver
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 2 April 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
can we talk about how awesome this lil dude is
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/photo_images/2366348/209473_Angels_Royals_Baseball.jpg
hes a reliever and like 5'7" so he might not have a long career but goddamn he throws hard and is lefthanded..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
why is the outfield camera at kauffman stadium in left field
no clue whether the pitch is in or out
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
cardiac kids
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, April 5, 2011 11:12 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah i've been routinely baffled by this -- it must be a thing that they're "trying out" but it sucks balls
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)
Is it possible that they moved it due to the fountain? Mist used to get on the lens quite often.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)
i wish every broadcast would just switch to the dead-on center camera that the red sox and twins have, the 'classic' angle makes righty pitchers' stuff look unremarkable and lefties look like space-time-bending demigods
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)
These guys...
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
ok i'll shut up now
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
Wow, this game is nuts
Really pulling for KC in this one because it means they will have won all FIVE of their games at the last AB. The record in season is six!!
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
**a season
DO IT FRENCHY
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
OK
DO IT ALCIDES
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)
wait, that's just to start off a season. i guess the royals aren't that impressive.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
on Tim Collins's 3 pitches:
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2011/4/8/2096619/big-results-from-a-small-stature-how-does-tim-collins-succeed-and
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 April 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)
Is there an easier way to say "It's early" than "The Royals are 8-4"?
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 April 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/fakenedyost
― Andy K, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
Is this the year of the Billy Butler?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)
where is the hosmer mania
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
he has now walked twice in two major league plate appearances
<3 yes?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
Now he's tied with Guerrero.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
and he stole a base!
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
three games: 3-for-9, 3 BB, 2 K, 1 SB, 1 RBI
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
that Collins dude has a hot little body btw
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
HOMSAR
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Friday, 13 May 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)
! He looks like his clothes are about to fall off of him; is that what you like?
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
no
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/transformation-tim-collins
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 May 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
hi dere vin mazarro:
2.1IP 11H 14R 14ER 3BB
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
something to be proud of imo
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 May 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
V Mazzaro: 2.1 IP, 11 H, 14 R, 14 ER
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)
Arrgh! beat me to it!
this mazzaro kid: pretty good!!
― omar little, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://joeposnanski.si.com/2011/05/16/the-worst-pitching-performance-ever/
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 May 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
indians threw 107 pitches tonightroyals threw 209
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 06:25 (fourteen years ago)
Mazzaro takin' it for the team
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/5/17/2175023/vin-mazzaro-14-runs-royals-news
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
"DON'T BACK ME UP AGAINST THE FUCKIN' WALL!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o5smgnl8wA
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
13 bbs by royal pitchers today
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
jazayerli Rany JazayerliWho wants a crazy stat? You know you want a crazy stat.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
jazayerli Rany JazayerliThe Royals have now hit more homers in the 14th inning this year (3) than in the first inning (2).
jazayerli Rany JazayerliThey also have more homers in the 14th inning than in the 3rd inning (2) and 5th inning (2).
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)
Would Dayton Moore be more willing to trade Soria (who just lost his job to Aaron Crow) NOW?
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
moustakas will debut friday
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 June 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
moustakas now hitting .212/.272/.269 in 29 big league games. oops
someone please explain why dayton moore has not dealt melky cabrera yet
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
hes not gonna bring back value of as good as hes been, but yea
also, prob screwed up getting max val for wilson betemit
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)
melky's stock is never going to be higher than now and he's a free agent after next year (and probably unreasonable arbitration after this year)
dayton moore will probably trade him to get yuni back
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
moustakas now .190/.252/.241
0 for his last 20, 3 for his last 40
hit the ball out of the infield once in his last three games
guess they'll keep playing him with betemit gone
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
francoeur is projected at seventy-four (runs) and ninety-eight (RBI) right now
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
from MLBTradeRumors:
The Royals are leaning toward keeping Melky Cabrera in 2012, according to Passan. Cabrera, who is having an excellent season and remains under team control next year, might not fetch enough in a trade for GM Dayton Moore to pull the trigger.
The Royals are hoping to work out some kind of contract for next year with Jeff Francoeur. The sides have a 2012 mutual option for $4MM, but the Royals would likely have to offer more to lock Francoeur up for next season. They get the impression that the 27-year-old is interested in staying in Kansas City.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
/!\ ALERT /!\ - L. Overbay singled to center /!\ ALERT /!\
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)
lol wrong thread w/e
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)
billy butler has homered in 4 str8
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)
"That's not cool to throw at somebody's head," Royals manager Ned Yost said. "First of all, if you're frustrated, you better get it down low. To throw at somebody's head is not cool. Second of all, look what it did to their bullpen. You've got two guys that threw 50 or 40 pitches. It's just not very smart."
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 July 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
hah that's a pretty level headed comment from yost. not sure if you'd hear the same sort of thing from a showalter or bochy..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 30 July 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
Giovanutella is going to be annoying for a long time.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
Francouer just threw a laser to nail Jhonny Peralta at third -- right into Moussaka Chaos' glove, a few inches off the ground and in front of the base. Respect.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
Alex Gordon pretty quietly having his first solid year, no?
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
that was a sick throw by frenchy
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
how did he refrain from grinning
― mookieproof, Sunday, 7 August 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)
That might have been the best throw I've ever seen? Especially the quick turnaround going the other way:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17766675&partnerId=aw-7346692157135064033-996
― polyphonic, Monday, 8 August 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
Not quite as amazing from the second angle, I guess. But still very impressive.
― polyphonic, Monday, 8 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
wow
― J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
third baseman literally did not have to move
― call all destroyer, Monday, 8 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
His outfield assists were the best thing about him as a Brave. Amazing throw.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 8 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Sunday, August 7, 2011 10:50 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
remember him gunning down someone from the padres during his first full season with the braves and the upper deck seating area around me errupting into a half "FUCK YEAH FRENCHY/HOLY SHIT"
― Bastards of Young Dro, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
someone on bbtn, kruk maybe, called it a once in a decade type throw
― johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
loved how vacant moustakas looked
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.tedquarters.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/francoeur.jpg
― johnny crunch, Friday, 19 August 2011 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
mo' Frenchy, mo' money!
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/18/2370551/jeff-francoeur-contract-royals-news
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
I think there's an argument to be made that having Frenchy on that team for the next few years isn't a terrible idea. He seems like a good leader, and that's a very young team. But if that means he blocks Lorenzo Cain, or it means they're signing him and not Melky, it's a mistake.
Anyway, what they really need is pitching.
― polyphonic, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
Jeff Francoeur is the sixth player in Royals history with at least 15 home runs, 15 stolen bases and 40 doubles. The others: Amos Otis (1976), Hal McRae (1977), George Brett (1979), Johnny Damon (2000) and Carlos Beltran (2002).
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 August 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago)
nice cherrypicked totals
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/30/2393338/alex-gordon-royals-neyer
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
"Here's Francouer, who is oh-for -- and he pops it up."
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
ICE COLD Francouer 9-3.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18939359&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_18939359&v=3
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 8 September 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago)
...and he just robbed Ackley of a home run.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
The Royals are the first team in major league history to have three outfielders with 40 or more doubles. Alex Gordon and Jeff Francoeur both have 45.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago)
That's quite amazing, for a counting stat.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
the moose has awakened
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago)