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― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
2011-2012 Hot Stove Thread. How Long Until We Get to Troll Morbs?
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
well shit
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
better title here
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
better intro pic.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
i mean - it's no "yes, this is dog" - but it'll do.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
so poo-holes:
nyy, bos, phil are set at first base, for better or worse. dodgers and mets are in financial disarray. angels and cubs have enough money tied up in other terrible contracts.
can the cardinals afford (to lose) him? would the giants or white sox make a go?
i'm told that due to their regional tv deal the rangers are the next mlb financial superpower? kinda seems like they'd focus on pitching, but albert (or prince) would be a nice upgrade from mitch moreland, and they play in an enticing park . . .
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago)
Rangers want CC, so I think that will be their focus at first.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago)
mark teixiera kinda sucks, could potentially see the yanks making a run at albert if he puts his name out there
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago)
yankees *need* cc, tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago)
teixeira hit 39 homers, plays a good 1b and is signed for five more years. the yankees are rich, but how many of these enormo contracts for fading stars can even they take on?
(maybe someone would take tex in a deal, but still)
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago)
i'm p sure the yankees could afford just about anything
but yeah they won't go after CC and pujols
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago)
i wonder if they'll go after cj wilson... they have enough young pitching talent that they don't NEED to sign a major starter after CC, but y'know
tex is gonna be one of the top 3 highest paid first basemen prob for the entirety of his contract but he's gonna be p average for the position if not next season than the one after
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago)
The Giants have the money and they have their own TV deal as well. problem is they have like 30 owners and they are looking to make money plus they still owe on their stadium. they will go after Carlos Beltran but won't go after the bigger names this off season. most pressing need for them is to lock up Matt Cain.
― Bee OK, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago)
tex's WAR last year was closer to gaby sanchez than it was to prince fielder
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
i would love to see SF go after prince
tex has a ntc iirc
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
i'm really interested to see what happens w/ javy vazquez.
he was just about the best starter in all of baseball for the second half this year but reports kept saying that he was intent on retiring.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago)
yeah tex won't get traded
i was gonna say that they could play him at DH or w/e but i forgot they have a rod locked up for six more years or w/e LOL
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago)
Pujols is likely to stay in St. Louis, but IMO that money would be better spent on Reyes and maybe an SP to upgrade over Westbrook. They've already got a big slugging 1B in Berkman.
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago)
the first part of your sentence is correct, but berkman ain't hanging on much longer
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago)
i should say, MIGHT be correct
can the brewers afford to do anything?
also: will the royals sign melky to a multi-year deal just because
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago)
how does pac-bell or whatever it is now play for righties?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
from a friend of mine in san francisco:
The Giants are fucking idiots. They will sign Jimmy Rollins book it.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
Rollins to the Giants makes a lot of sense given Sabean's history.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
honestly it prob wouldn't be that terrible depending on length of the contract
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago)
he's still a top 5 SS in the NL, and the giants have almost literally nobody there
idk what he's asking... he made 8.5m this year, if they gave him something like 4 yr / 35 m i don't think it would be a travesty or anything. they'd prob be paying for some down years, but that would be a good pick up for them for the next two years
i could see him hitting a lot of doubles & triples in that park
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago)
Plus he's from here.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago)
well whatever
i mean, if they get close to full years from posey & panda and let belt play all year, they still gotta be the favorites in that division
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago)
he'll be 33 and has been average for several years -- at $8m then sure, but it's not like he's a step towards salvation or anything
same thing with beltran
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago)
loved that ad with him asking to be hit in the belly tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago)
well he's not average for his position
also he'd be such a huge upgrade over the in house candidates
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago)
mark teixiera kinda sucks
cmon J0rdan, you're smarter than this.
Even if the Wilpons hadn't broke the Mets' finances, after the Bay and Johan deals they'd be inclined to pay for the decline of Pujols? Nertz.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
well i was exaggerating slightly by the point that he's a declining power hitting first basemen getting paid like he's one of the best players in baseball still stands.
here's the ether from joe po
10. Mark Teixeira, five years, $112.5 million-- A lot of Yankees fans were focusing on the decline of A-Rod because, well, that's an easy one to wrap the mind around. But, honestly, I'd be nervous about Teixeira. Sure, it was only five games, but he really looked old during the playoff series with Detroit. He will turn 32 years old in April, he's got five years left on his contract, and he too seems to be in clear and present decline. The last two years, Teixeira has hit .239/.326/.452 on the road. Overall, he's hit .252 the last two years, and his .487 slugging percentage is about 50 points off his career numbers, and ranks eighth among first baseman.
He's still a good player. Hey, he hit 39 homers in 2011. He's a fine fielder. If he stays right here, plays like this, it will be disappointing but not unmanageable for the Yankees. But, yeah, there's a reason they call it regression. in an era where many of the best teams load up with a truly great hitter at first base -- Detroit with Miggy; St. Louis (for now) with Pujols; Milwaukee (for now) with Fielder; Boston with Gonzalez and so on -- the Yankees have Teixeira for a long time. It's become a familiar Yankees story: They'll be hoping for someone to fight off the years. Five more of those years.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago)
but it's the Yankees, burning $$$ is not a big deal.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
right, except they want to have the best player on the field at every position, and tex is far from that now, and the distance is only growing
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
I think they would be wiser to upgrade their pitching!
― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
well this off season, yes
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
Giants would be awesome with Reyes.. In that wacky OF he'd hit like 40 triples.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
nyy, bos, phil are set at first base,
i wish. is howard even going to be able to play next season?
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)
probably not, but the mere fact of his existence presumably rules them out of the running for pujols
do teams take out insurance against things like howard's injury?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
did the phillies take out insurance against ruben amaro?
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
Jerry DiPoto to be Angels GM
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 October 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
my dream of a minaya run angels team is crushed..
DiPoto has his work cut out for him.. I feel like his first move should be to break the back of Scioscia's influence on personnel decisions. if he cant do that hes fucked.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 October 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
how excited should i be about epstein moving to the cubs? can he actually improve things?
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 28 October 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i don't see why he couldn't turn them into the best org in that division, he's already got a bunch of smart people on board with him
― ciderpress, Friday, 28 October 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
because they're the cubs?
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 28 October 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
beat me to it
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 October 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
oh, nev mind...
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
past a rolling fielder
― omar little, Friday, 27 January 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/05/johnny-carson12.jpg
May 2013, Prince's career ends in an attempt to stretch a double to a triple
― Rotary Boy of the Month (WmC), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
Fielder and Cabrera could very well be swapping 1B/DH duties by mid-May 2012.
― Andy K, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
Jaffe:
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=15914
just put Prince at 3B, duh
― sanskrit, Sunday, 29 January 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
goddamn this dudes knee is completely destroyed
Victor Martinez underwent microfracture surgery Friday on his left knee. V-Mart also needs ACL reconstructive surgery, and won't undergo that for another 6-8 weeks. He has been ruled out for the 2012 season and might not be ready to begin his long road of rehab until the middle or end of this summer
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
aww, don't want to see that happen to anybody but especially vmart, he was the nicest dude.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
Can't recall if that was the same knee that made him close to immobile (I know) during the playoffs.
Really don't expect the Tigers to score that many more runs this year than they did in 2011. Martinez was a monster.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
plus, we all know that Prince sucks on even-numbered years
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
does anyone know what he was doing when he injured his knee?
that's mcgahee in the fiesta bowl status
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 January 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
i think he was working out iirc.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 January 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
right
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 January 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
Pat Burrell is retiring
thanks for everything Pat, it was a great ride
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)
12 seasons, $70m, 18+ war
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 05:01 (thirteen years ago)
hai jordan http://stupiddope.com/2012/01/31/new-music-wale-albert-pujols-ft-rick-ross-fabolous/2/
he's not on it though, doesn't haev the silver pipes of a darryl strawberry.
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
Heyman's "no shit" tweet of the week:
@lonestarballJosh Hamilton reportedly relapses http://sbn.to/xPMZRo
@JonHeymanCBSHamilton may be the best positional talent in baseball but the #rangers should think hard before doing long deal with him.
― Andy K, Friday, 3 February 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
that's what happens when God trolls you with the promise of a World Series go ahead home run and delivers.
― sanskrit, Friday, 3 February 2012 04:19 (thirteen years ago)
I feel bad because the first thing I thought was YESSSSSS
― polyphonic, Friday, 3 February 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf9fdnvXO1qz6a9mo1_400.png
btw dallas braden got a tattoo of rollie fingers riding a dolphin beneath a rainbow
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 February 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)
Looks like Doug Henning from here.
― Andy K, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
too bad it's only for a temp for a spot :(
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
A's extend Beane through 2019
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/9/2788074/yankees-pirates-aj-burnett-trade-rumors
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 February 2012 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
Cespedes to the loving, extended arms of Billy Beane.
― Andy K, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)
wasn't expecting that
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
Jayson Stark Katz said Cespedes' decision about more than $. "Basically, this was a player who felt like this club wanted him more than anybody else."
it was about the club that wanted him more than anybody else... by offering him the most money
― J0rdan S., Monday, 13 February 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
Apparently they might pick up Manny as well?
― polyphonic, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
I keep reading his suspension is for 50 games. He did one of those already. Isn't his next suspension 100 games? idgi
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
i don't think he served it - he decided to "retire" instead of serving the 50 game suspension, iirc.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
Burnett
The biggest move any team can make to win the World Series, is to ensure that AJ Burnett stays a Yankee.
by webjr on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM EST reply
This comment made me chuckle.
― earlnash, Monday, 13 February 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
as a pirate fan, i've been asked what i think about acquiring aj burnett, to which my answer is, if he's more or less free, why not? i feel that he could thrive in games that don't matter.
otoh, nothing he did for the pirates would likely give me as much pleasure as watching him drag the yankees down, so
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 February 2012 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
as a J's fan - this has been highly amusing to me.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
he looks kind of like mark mckinney
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)
or Calista Gingrich?
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://clatl.com/imager/separated-at-birth-calista-gingrich-and-the-chicken-lady/b/original/3226177/a0c1/1305820490-lookalike.jpg
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)
damn
bam!
fukudome back to Chicago, but on the south side this time
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 04:00 (thirteen years ago)
Doctors are diving back in to Tony Gwynn's face, to get all of the tumor this time, nerve or no nerve. I'd like to think this will help a few players quit dipping, but nicotine's a bitch.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)
A. Josh Hamilton does first mea culpa interview with Glenn Beck? Q. HOW I STOPPED ROOTING FOR THE GUY
― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:41 (thirteen years ago)
ugggghhhhh
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
lolrioles
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/15/2801088/baltimore-orioles-korea-contract-seong-min-kim
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)
lolrioleshttp://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/15/2801088/baltimore-orioles-korea-contract-seong-min-kim --Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/15/2801088/baltimore-orioles-korea-contract-seong-min-kim --Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)
Supposedly the kid was fringy at best
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 February 2012 05:42 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO3LxJdnqa0
― Andy K, Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)
HAHA i remember him from Highschool pretty sure they called him "wingnut"brooklynjames45 15 hours ago
― Andy K, Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
David Lennon of New York Newsday reports that the Mets have no interest in Scott Kazmir "at this time."Buster Olney of ESPN.com reports that Kazmir averaged 86-89 mph and topped out at 91 mph while throwing for approximately 10 teams Friday in Houston.
It would be cooler if Kazmir and O. Perez formed a crime fighting duo.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 17 February 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
Tim Wakefield retired yesterday.
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
damn, pirates locked up mccutchen for 6 years and 51 m!!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 March 2012 05:37 (thirteen years ago)