Coming soon to a tv or computer monitor near you.
Just wanted a thread where I could post this tidbit from Crashburn Alley: 81% of the Phillies payroll is going to players 32 and older.
― Dr. Alfred P. Falfa (WilliamC), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)
i would have thought it higher than that!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
Yanks have to be pretty close on that same type percentage too.
― earlnash, Thursday, 31 January 2013 05:37 (twelve years ago)
i am so ready for the season to start, the wait is killing me
― Z S, Monday, 4 February 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)
i just want to be able to put the game on the radio in the background as i get home from work.
is it too early to start making predictions?
― Z S, Monday, 4 February 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)
i was making predictions almost three months ago!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:56 (twelve years ago)
Happiness is watching a home/night Dodgers telecast with the windows open.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
cardinals press conference momentarily, reportedly to discuss 'chris carpenter's future with the team' or lack thereof
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)
"It is very unlikely he's going to pitch for us in the 2013 season."
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
Uuuuuuuuuugh.
Good thing he heroically rushed his rehab last fall so that he could suck ass for a few important games
― Z S, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
On the plus side, it'll be cool to see rosenthal or shelby miller in the rotation. (Please not joe kelly, pleeewease not joe kelly)
― Z S, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)
paging Kyle lohse?
― bnw, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)
anyway, RIP carp. :( such an angry, angry man. i'll miss watching him swear over and over again.
someone just linked to this awesome moment from 2010 when he was ready to start the inning and brendan ryan wasn't even on the field yet: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100809&content_id=13255756&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb&fext=.jsp
then when ryan came out, he had the wrong glove. after the inning dad took his son into the locker room hallway to have a good old fashion yellin'
― Z S, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)
todd helton arrested for dui
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)
mlb is still blacking out local games via their mlb app right? I just got an ipad and my gf would more than appreciate me being able to watch the games on it rather than the goddamn tv.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
I think so. I would sign up in a heartbeat if it weren't for stupid blackout rules.
― Dr. Alfred P. Falfa (WilliamC), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)
yeah, i hate that so much. really screws people over who don't have tvs.
― Z S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
They could at least tighten up the zones. The idea that I'm going to jump in the car and drive 250 miles, losing an extra hour crossing time zones, because the Braves game is blacked out is really stoooopid.
― Dr. Alfred P. Falfa (WilliamC), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)
i've tried messing around with proxy servers, but don't know enough/haven't been willing to pay to make it work.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)
http://espn.go.com/espn/photos/gallery/_/id/8915324/image/1/mlb-stars-devo-mlb-stars-re-create-devo-freedom-choice-espn-magazine-music-issue
― Andy K, Thursday, 7 February 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
I had no idea Victorino was such a tiny little dude!
― Dr. Alfred P. Falfa (WilliamC), Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)
i wonder if any of them had ever heard of devo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2013 04:00 (twelve years ago)
wow @ the King Felix contract...
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)
what was the Devo photoshoot all about??
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
holy shit, look at this picture from the nyt story on people waiting for Derek Jeter to sign shit in a parking lot:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/02/08/sports/08jeter1/08jeter1-articleLarge.jpgDavid Cramer spent his 11th birthday hoping to catch a glimpse of Derek Jeter.
this grizzled old man is 11? jeezus kid, go cartwheel across the park or something, you're too young to fall in with this crowd!
― Z S, Friday, 8 February 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)
ESPN the Magazine doing a music issue, for whatever reason.
― SOPA Middleton (Leee), Friday, 8 February 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)
next thing you know they'll be doing a car issue
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Friday, 8 February 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)
*is funny*
so todd helton got his DUI because he was driving to a gas station to buy lotto tickets
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)
who sez pro athletes are unrelatable
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 February 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
just in case the whole "baseball thing" doesn't pan out, huh?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 8 February 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)
red sox prospect bryce brentz accidentally shot himself through the leg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)
The line for advance sales of Florida Marlins tickets, ~30 mins before opening:http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/marlinstickets020913.jpg
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 10 February 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)
geez even the Mets will do better in the cold
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 February 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
"Build it and they Won't Come - MARLINS BASEBALL 2013"
― earlnash, Monday, 11 February 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
i'll leave this here...
Man from future: And in 2013, the Indians will have ... Dice-K and Scott Kazmir!!!Person from 2008: Wow! Amazing! They'll be unstoppable! Let me ask some more questions, though. Do they re-sign CC after this season?Person from 2008: They keep Cliff Lee, right?Person from 2008: Grady Sizemore stays on the Hall of Fame track, I'm assuming.Person from 2008: Lebron sticks with the Cavs, doesn't he?Person from 2008: The Browns are probably good by then, right? Man, that'll be nice.Man from future: ...Man from future: And in 2013, the Indians will have ... Dice-K and Scott Kazmir!!!
Person from 2008: Wow! Amazing! They'll be unstoppable! Let me ask some more questions, though. Do they re-sign CC after this season?
Person from 2008: They keep Cliff Lee, right?
Person from 2008: Grady Sizemore stays on the Hall of Fame track, I'm assuming.
Person from 2008: Lebron sticks with the Cavs, doesn't he?
Person from 2008: The Browns are probably good by then, right? Man, that'll be nice.
Man from future: ...
Man from future: And in 2013, the Indians will have ... Dice-K and Scott Kazmir!!!
-grant brisbee
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)
The FOX broadcast network will air 24 Major League Baseball telecast windows during the 2013 regular season, the network announced Tuesday. The schedule includes eight straight weeks of baseball in primetime (May 25 to July 13), marking the second straight year the network has aired such an extensive primetime slate. FOX has adjusted the schedule to accommodate college football, going dark on August 31 — the first Saturday of the season — and airing games at 1 PM ET throughout September. 2013 is the final year of the current MLB TV deals; starting in 2014, FOX will air 12 telecast windows per year.
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)
D’Backs 81½ ov -120 / un -110Braves 86 ov -115 / un -115Orioles 76½ ov – 115 / un – 115Red Sox 79½ ov – 120 / un – 110Cubs 72 ov – 115 / un – 115White Sox 80½ ov – 115 / un – 115Reds 88½ ov – 115 / un – 115Indians 77½ ov – 120 / un – 110Rockies 71½ ov – 115 / un – 115Tigers 90 ov – 115 / un – 115Astros 59½ ov – 120 / un – 110Royals 79 ov – 115 / un – 115Angels 89½ ov – 120 / un – 110Dodgers 90 ov – 115 / un – 115Marlins 64½ ov – 110 / un – 120Brewers 79½ ov – 115 / un – 115Twins 64½ ov – 115 / un – 115Mets 74 ov – 110 / un – 120Yankees 86½ ov – 115 / un – 115Athletics 83 ov – 110 / un – 120Phillies 81½ ov – 115 / un – 115Pirates 79 ov – 115 / un – 115Padres 74½ ov – 115 / un – 115Giants 86 ov – 115 / un – 115Mariners 76½ ov – 115 / un – 115Cardinals 85½ ov – 115 / un – 115Rays 86 ov – 115 / un – 115Rangers 87 ov – 115 / un – 115Blue Jays 86½ ov – 115 / un – 115Nationals 90 ov – 115 / un – 115
http://forums.viewfromvegas.com/user/discussion.aspx?id=359608
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)
would probably take under on the Nats and over on the Cards
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)
I would take the under on the Dodgers and the Astros.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
over on cards seems too obvious, am i missing something that made them a lot worse?
have to look at rosters for the padres and mariners this year but they both seem like the type of team that could unexpectedly overperform
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)
ok mariners are still shitty
over on padres and marlins. under on pirates.
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)
pretty brutal for the astros when vegas is using 102 1/2 losses as a baseline
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)
over on the A's too, they won 94 games last year and the Astros got added to their division.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)
but it's hard to win 94 games, so you're not often gonna set the mark there.
w/ non-contenders I don't understand such bets, cuz you never know who's gonna be on the roster in Aug/Sept.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)
Since Votto debuted, there have been more than twice as many no-hitters as Joey Votto pop-ups. Since 2009, there have been two (or three) more perfect games than Joey Votto pop-ups.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)
I know the Astros are awful but hitting the over if they go 60-102 seems awfully generous. A straight 0.0 WAR team wins 45-46 games if I recall correctly.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)
well they won 55 games last year, are perhaps worse now on paper, and are moving to a much harder division
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
the entire astros team is formerly-well-regarded-prospect types, there's definitely a scenario where they end up going .500
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
but aside from that, what you're saying is Lake is a little too placid out there
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)
his play was not superior, no
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago)
lake puns? huron notice
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago)
loch thread
― weatheringdaleson, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago)
This Braves-Brewers game...
― Andy K, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago)
Can't recall ever seeing a catcher block a runner from crossing the plate on a home run.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago)
Quick, somebody get a urine sample from Carlos Gomez.
Dude went bug-eyed on Paul Maholm for no apparent reason, started a near-brawl.
xxposts!
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago)
going bug-eyed on a Brave pitcher is always OK
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)
shaddap, you
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago)
http://simlb.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/gomez-braves.jpg?w=610&h=450
― Andy K, Thursday, 26 September 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago)
BP's daily podcasters have been discussing for a week if a player could be ejected midplay, so they apparently went nuts when it happened befrore Gomez crossed the plate.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago)
I like the ump's solution in this case: call McCann for interference on the basepath, award Gomez the base, don't make him go back out on the field to touch it. He looked like he would have just ripped the plate out of the ground and make somebody eat it, anyway.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/benches-clear-atlanta-carlos-gomez-homers-argues-braves-235815900--mlb.html
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago)
lol Mccann was awesome
he looked psycho for a minute, like he just lost it.
― Bee OK, Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago)
did something similar a couple weeks back no?
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago)
that photo is amazing
discussing for a week if a player could be ejected midplay
see also my question about miguel sano being tossed after homering and taunting the opposing dugout back in may!
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago)
He's in a b boy stance
Lohse's 88 game score lost in the drama.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago)
funny how it's always the braves
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago)
How was Brian McCann not ejected for that????
― Evan R, Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)
because even the umpire was like "that was kinda badass"
― Z S, Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)
ha, fair.
Also: Aramis Ramirez injured his knee in the mele and is probably out for the rest of the season. It has been that kind of a year.
― Evan R, Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago)
Because Brian McCann is MLB Trot Sheriff.
― Andy K, Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago)
Hope McCann gets drilled repeatedly for that.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)
whaaaa?
mccann did exactly what he should have done
― Z S, Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)
this is pretty great:
http://deadspin.com/a-brief-history-of-adults-taking-baseballs-away-from-ch-1403281128/1403998279/@Tom-Scocca
― Z S, Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago)
SELIG TO RETIRE EFFECTIVE JANUARY 2015
― Z S, Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago)
whaaaa?mccann did exactly what he should have done― Z S, Thursday, September 26, 2013 10:36 AM (3 hours ago)
― Z S, Thursday, September 26, 2013 10:36 AM (3 hours ago)
Uh... Blocking home plate on a HR? Yeah no, that's one of the most butthurt reactions I've ever seen, and I'm disappointed Gomez didn't have a chance to lay him out.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago)
iirc mccann had more of a reason to block home plate than the fact that there was a HR
― Z S, Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago)
if gomez would have laid him out he would have:
- hit a HR- admired his HR for a long time- stared at Maholm- flipped the bat- yelled at Maholm on the way up the first base line- yelled back and forth with freddie freeman, who was protecting the pitcher from the asshole running around the bases- yelled at the 3B- yelled at Maholm again- destroy the catcher on the way to the plate
why's he so mad? because he got hit in the leg in June by Maholm.
― Z S, Thursday, 26 September 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago)
perhaps he should have taken a detour over to the stands to steal a little kid's glove and heave it into the bullpen
Gomez suspended, McCann not even ejected. Baseball.
http://mlblogsbrewersbeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ap230099983736.jpg
― Evan R, Thursday, 26 September 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago)
Wonder what other things a catcher can do mid-trot without fearing a penalty.
― Andy K, Thursday, 26 September 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago)
I think the mccann move was totally baller but he def shoulda been (at the least) kicked out.
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 26 September 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago)
From David Schoenfield's "Five Important Issues for the Next Commish":
2. To DH or Not to DH: This ridiculousness has gone on too long. You simply can't have one sport with two leagues playing under different rules.
Why not? Baseball's still here, and the DH has been around for 40 years. Schoenfield's solution is to get rid of the DH. Does one league significantly and consistently outdraw the other? (Tried to look this up and couldn't.) I haven't noticed an uprising among fans from either league, or maybe I missed it.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 September 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago)
McCann has been the only Brave I like for years, but I think the greater incidence of "baller moves" in other team sports is why I fucking loathe them with the fire of a hundred suns.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 September 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago)
lol
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Friday, 27 September 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago)
Lol wut
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 27 September 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago)
you heard me!
At least that dickbag Reed Johnson got a game off.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 September 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago)
"baller" is definitely an import from other sports, and it shan't be allowed.
so not baller
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 27 September 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago)
balla'!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 27 September 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago)
no
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 27 September 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago)
Brandon Phillips names his All-Swag Team
Manager: Ron WashingtonDH: David OrtizSP: Felix HernandezC: Yadier Molina1B: Prince Fielder2B: Himself3B: Miguel CabreraSS: Hanley RamirezLF: Carlos GonzalezCF: Adam JonesRF: Hunter Pence
Players to get honorable mentions included Andrew McCutchen, Yasiel Puig, Adrian Gonzalez, Jimmy Rollins, Troy Tulowitzki, Mike Trout, Torii Hunter, Giancarlo Stanton, as well as former Major Leaguer David Eckstein.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago)
btw mlb.tv is free this weekend
Braves have season series tiebreaker if they finish w/ same record as St Louis.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago)
Man if Cleveland loses today...
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 28 September 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)
I know it's not the regular season anymore, but we don't have a Dumbass Media 2013 thread.
Has anybody else noticed really bad audio mixes in baseball broadcasting lately? It seems like nobody knows how to mic the announcers for audibility anymore. They're so muffled in comparison to the ambient stadium/crowd noise, and it seems like something that started really suddenly, like six weeks or so ago. It seems to be at every network -- TBS, MLB, ESPN, WGN, the Braves booth. I thought it was just a Braves thing at first, since I first noticed it @Cubs and thought "eh, old facilities, hard to soundproof broadcast booths, whaddaya gonna do." But then it seemed to spread to other broadcasts. Am I imagining this?
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago)
watching online, i assume that anything wrong is due to my connection/slow computer
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago)
I am clearly gonna hafta get my antenna to work for the Fox series btw, thx f1rstrow
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago)