2013 New York Mets: Cowgill's in the Outfield

Watched 4 innings last night, don't know from this Den Dekker kid.

thread title will be nice when cowgills off the team by may

we can just call them all cowgills

Madoff-ravaged Mets enter into a stadium deal with . . . Amway

The Citi Field outpost is Amway's first storefront in America.

Take Deb and Sara (formerly known as Mike), a Brooklyn couple whose first date went so well, they ended up at Home Depot ogling chains and ropes and playing in Mike's van in the parking lot. Thirteen years later, they are married, and say they explore all facets of their sexuality together, incorporating electricity, knives and other potentially risky tools in what some might refer to as "edge" play, as well as activities like ABDL (adult baby, diaper lover) that don't necessarily fit under the BDSM rubric. Deb, 55, says she and Sara, 41, are so close they've ceased using a safe word: They can sense the others' boundaries just by breath and nonverbal cues. When she plays with others, Deb, a lifelong Mets fan, uses the phrase "Yankees Rule," which she could only utter under extreme duress.

'bondage, domination and kink sex communities step into view'

now theres a thread title

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KGNrvAO5wE

wdn't listen to that in a million years

Collins said that Johan's delayed spring is due to "slow arm speed."

morbs its pretty classic just for the douchey steamrolling of the caller.

ilxor fap @ Citi for drunk/ironic Amway inquiries leading to a boiler room hard sell? this could be more fun than signing up jon williams at the Scientology center.

facing Verlander right now

ed coleman from wfan asked harvey what he learned from watching verlander today - harvey said "hes a lot like me"

awesome

Matt Den Dekker's highlight-reel plays obscuring the evidence that he may never hit enough to be a starting CF.

i know it's early, but Dillon Gee was a mess today.

http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/e5789cfc494e36ef01a9228c1546773a/tumblr_mjkma0T9Td1qzniimo1_500.png

Wright w/ left intercostal strain, may be DL'd

david wright to be named mets team captain

dillon gee was quite good today

can't believe we haven't linked the butt dialer story

http://m.us.wsj.com/articles/a/SB10001424127887323605404578380592367577484?mg=reno64-wsj

lolololololololol

Even when they're on the field, players aren't safe from the butt dialer. First baseman Ike Davis said he's received more than 100 butt dials from Horwitz, but none confused him more than the one he received during a game.

"When I got back to my locker, I checked my phone and the missed call was from 8:10 p.m.," Davis said. "I'm like, why would he call me at that time? I'm at first base. He sees me at first base."

Players try to seek refuge during the off-season, but the butt dialer finds them. Ex-Met Jason Bay learned that the hard way a few winters ago. "I called him back right away and said, 'What's going on?'" Bay said. "He said, 'What do you mean what's going on?'"

btw, whose playing outfield y dye not have a job

Marcum has 'shoulder impingement'

Hefner just KOd w/ line drive off the elbow

uh ohhhh

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/mets/post/_/id/63184/santana-re-tears-capsule-in-shoulder

was betting on 0 innings this year

He is still owed $31 million with a 2014 buyout. The contract is not insured.

hystericaltrombone.wav

fuck no-hitters, as I said when he threw his fateful one

Yep, I remember, you said it.

cowgill grand slam

ike 4ks

thread title saved for a week

break em up

here's a start: Marcum doubtful for Sunday

(wonder if he'll pitch at all this year tbh)

John Buck supplying offensive gravy

mets catchers had five homers last year; buck has two in three games

stay in vegas, d'arnaud

The game today was fun. I sat in front of Oliver Platt.

ah, I sat behind him at Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? More offense from George & Martha than the Mets today.

Mets manager Terry Collins said Friday that there's no timetable for SP Shaun Marcum (neck) and that it could be a week or two before they know.

17.55-second hr trot from the cowgill today

only his third in the majors, so unaccustomed.

duda is such a butcher

put it in the books

not only is aaron laffey terrible, he is a human rain delay

lol at some espn ny temp tho: Laffey era begins

john buck imo

BUCK WILD

we're actually gonna have to listen to the Kars For Kids ad for another season, huh

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHcEKnqCEAAVWGs.jpg

mets' upcoming rotation

SLAM

John Buck's 19 rbi in the month is his most ever in pro ball

(and obv, only 18 days to go)

$ dp

Buck became only the fourth major league player in at least 92 years to reach 19 RBIs in the first 10 games of a season, according to STATS research dating to 1921. Chris Davis did it for Baltimore this year, Manny Ramirez for Cleveland in 1999 and Lou Gehrig for the Yankees in 1927.

harveys only given up 6 hits in 22IP

he just provided veteran leadership by striking out on a 14-pitch at-bat

Loved the Daisuke clock.

runnin up that pitch count xp

PTBNL in trade is rumored to be righty reliever Victor Black, who has a good arsenal but "loose command" acc to BP Futures Guide.

he's been v.v. good the last two years, but he *is* 25 and a reliever

i would like gary to stop calling carlos ruiz 'chooch'

murphy with a chance to become the first met with five hits in a game since ronny paulino did it 'the night we got bin laden'

I prefer to call it The Night Ronny Paulino Got Five Hits

(I have no memory of Paulino btw; This Is 50+)

i suspect your 50+ brain realized there was no point in wasting resources on ronny paulino

i always get him mixed up with fellow former met/pirate ronny cedeno

Collins returning next year, "sources say"

lagares just hit a pitch up in his eyes for a tomahawk 2B to right

also Ike Davis is likely done for the year. What the hell do you do about a new contract? I have a hard time believing he'll hit 32 HR in a season again, but he's only 26, and in the 140 or so PA he had since his recall he was .286/.449/.505.

he's only arbitration-eligible, and given his season shouldn't be all that expensive. maybe the year/demotion will encourage him to get his head out of his ass

take sides: aaron laffey vs. daisuke matsuzaka

floating Cleveland right into the thick of the WC race.

Sports hernia surgery for Scott Rice.

we want Choo:

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/baseballinsider/2013/09/will-shin-soo-choo-be-the-ny-mets-big-free-agent-target-what-will-yankees-de

well 'we like ike' hasnt worked out that great

choo has 25 hit by pitch this yr, he'll bring the ice bath leadership we lost w/ byrd

players with the most homers against the mets all time: http://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/share.cgi?id=yOSv0

with the mets losing 5-2 in the eighth, no outs and a man on second, frank francisco pretty obviously drilled jayson werth on a 3-0 pitch. later werth nearly killed ruben tejada trying to turn a double play

four game series:

nats 25 runs on 13 homers
mets 5 runs on 0 homers

seinfeld in the booth

any good lines?

This seems pointless:

Harvey has decided to forego surgery in favor of rest and rehab, with the hope being he can return in 2014, according to CBS Sports' Jon Heyman.

There is no guarantee that this approach will work, but it's worth a shot. Harvey will attempt to rehab his right elbow, and begin a throwing program 1-2 months after that -- if it turns out that there is still pain, or his condition worsens, he can undergo off-season Tommy John surgery and still be in line to return for the start of the 2015 season.

it's NEVER worth a shot ugh

also lol @ this qualcomm thing, weird

still cringing

but thx matt

well that woulda been a good last game to see this year

sorry Bee OK

hail satin

Ruben Tejada's season is over after the 23-year-old native of Panama suffered a broken leg against the San Francisco Giants, tweets MLB.com's Anthony DiComo. Tejada hit .200/.258/.259 in 224 plate appearances.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUpNNJPCQAAIznQ.png

~meaningful sept baseball~

a better question would be 'is matsuzaka wearing those socks with the individual toes'

40 years ago tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I98tU7qAKR0

boo

thx Mets, for doing absolutely nothing to honor the '73 team this year

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/9/24/4766128/matt-harvey-injury-mets-arizona-fall-league-rehab

maybe his arm will actually fly into the stands

Wright out of the game after getting clanged on the helmet w/ a pitch

Two more years for Terry.

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/9/28/4780426/mets-manager-terry-collins-contract-extension

‏@DSzymborski
Matt Harvey will have Tommy John surgery and miss the 2014 season. Turned out that rehab and rest just wasn't going to be a good option.

Man.

how does that affect his contract status?

You mean arb eligibility? Or years of control?

http://mlb.mlb.com/nym/fan_forum/holiday_card.jsp?loc=jh

spotted at 0:08 a female Mrs. Met?

jordany valdespin, non-tendered

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002783853/Extra_newspaper_xlarge.jpeg

Asked in September if he and his staff had discussed Valdespin's future, Alderson said no and quipped: "Maybe it's because Valdespin's future doesn't warrant convening a meeting."

lol ouch!

"A lot of people I've met in New York have said that true New Yorkers are Mets fans." - Curtis Granderson

"Who can betray my deepest homoerotic feelings? Ohhhhh, the Grandy Man cannnn" - John Sterling

kevin burkhardt is doing play-by-play for the nfl playoffs?!

yea so weird