who wants to hear a little story about JD Durbin?

i cant remember if i posted this b4... it's worth sharing tho~

first off he refers to himself as the durbinator when he tries to hit on the ladies and no i am not making that up more later

he's in my work like at least 3 times a week usually with his buddy who flamed out of the minors something randazo i dunno he was a prospect somewhere

durbin lives over randazo's parents house... in the basement

last friday after he gave up 4 in 4 1/3 with 5 BB durbin came in no lie like 20 minutes after the game was over looking like he didn't give a fuck about the game fuck the dude looked all happy. i was way more pissed about the loss

when i asked him about it the durbinator said 'we had a few errors out there you know? can't win em like that' placing the blame on howard and burrell and not his shitty ass pitching. i've been more upset over pickup basketball games then this guy was over being the worst pitcher in the bigs

so durbin tried all friday to pick up this one bartender and chatting up the biggest douche bag regulars all who were sucking his cock cuz he's a major leaguer despite the fact that he would be lucky to be pitching for the trenton thunder next year

anyway its like 2:30 and well past closing time the durbinators closing line on the bartender was 'you wana come back to my house' and one of the barbacks yells out 'you mean your friends parents house!' and everyone was laughing then we were all cracking jokes on him the best being 'nicole you shouldn't sleep with any pitchers whos era is over 6'

then my buddy and i ended up getting something to eat with the bartender he was trying to pick up and her friend and we cracked jokes on jd the whole time and then my buddy got the bartenders #

my buddy 1, the durbinator 0