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― Andy K, Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/baseball/mlb/players/60x80/390794.jpg
― johnny crunch, Friday, 3 May 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
sidney ponson?
― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:14 (thirteen years ago)
yu vs lester, appointment tv
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
14 K's through seven ... it's three true outcomes day today in Texas (30 K's + BB's + HR's combined).
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
jurickson is all abt the productive outs
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 02:27 (thirteen years ago)
and Neal Cotts made it back
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
rangers' first-round pick from last year has hit 10 homers and struck out 77 times in 42 games
kids these days smdh
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
david murphy pitching
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
nathan ks saunders looking, tx announcer - "he froze him like a digiorno pizza!"
― johnny crunch, Friday, 5 July 2013 03:22 (thirteen years ago)
obv he shouldve tagged it - "saunders doesnt deliver!"
― johnny crunch, Friday, 5 July 2013 03:25 (thirteen years ago)
gross
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 July 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
Holland is C. Thomas Howell-level annoying.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
ok, Engel Beltre had slipped by me til now
― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
Susan Slusser brings the pain:
http://blog.sfgate.com/athletics/2013/08/03/matt-garza-apparently-takes-shots-at-eric-and-kaycee-sogard/
― Andy K, Sunday, 4 August 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
@BNightengaleThe #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make run at World Series w acquisition of Alex Rios
All in!
― Andy K, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:16 (thirteen years ago)
1st place :D
― rip van wanko, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
could just as easily read
The #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make a run at World Series w firing of Ron Washington
― johnny crunch, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/adrian-beltre-gets-funniest-rundown-113343920.html
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
quite an 8th by Scheppers there -- HBPs on consecutive pitches to tie the game
go Astros
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
Just played for one run in the fourth inning -- had Andrus give up his at-bat.
Boy.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
That's Our Wash!
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
panic mode
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
Rangers lost by four.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)
ok, the Stros have a 3-1 lead in the 4th; let's see how long it takes
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:10 (thirteen years ago)
WELP
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
baaaaaad Angel defense
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)
did this game start at 11am for football reasons?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)
thought it was weather-related
both teams in their red uniforms, looks hideous
― druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)
they expecting a twister?
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)
i think it was just supposed to rain really hard in the afternoon, and since it's the last weekend anyway, they wanted to make sure they got the game in
― druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
and it starts to pour just as LAA mounts a 3-down rally.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)
angels trying desperately to save ron washington's job
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)
Yu tomorrow
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)
rangers fire first base coach dave anderson, dugout coach jackie moore
the latter: "You look for reasons and I haven't found any, other than me being a Nolan guy."
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
why would you fire a first base coach
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)
was he timing home-to-firsts wrong? didn't get out to second base fast enough to get people's gear? saying "BACK" during pickoffs in the wrong language?
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)
"lakers fire robert sacre, will search for new towel-waver"
poor high fives and butt slaps
― best null wave (bnw), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)
haha, his BSHFRC+ (adjusted buttslaps plus high-fives per runner coached) must have been below league average
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)
Anderson didn't coldcock Loney before he blocked first the other night
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve5_z6IybDE
― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2014 22:44 (twelve years ago)
rangers have recalled ROUGNED ODOR from double-a
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:26 (twelve years ago)
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=ROUGNED+ODOR&t=1000&a=n
― Andy K, Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:04 (twelve years ago)
happy 30th birthday to prince fielder
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 May 2014 15:18 (twelve years ago)
They woke up and optioned Arencibia!
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:17 (twelve years ago)
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsB-BeBCIAEOzX4.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:16 (twelve years ago)
Not into leg tattoos I guess
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:36 (twelve years ago)
well, that just came up on my work computer.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:21 (twelve years ago)
warnermadrigalbodyissue2009.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:29 (twelve years ago)
bastards
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2015 03:25 (eleven years ago)
have lost 3 in a row, West getting more interesting
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 10:46 (ten years ago)
LOLendorf
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)
first season since WS loss ive been able to follow the team again, if only toward the tail end. tough break today though i imagine this must have been as great a game for the dispassionate observer as it was painful for ranger fans
still optimistic about the ability to capture the dibision though apprehension is definitely rising
― all my friends are vampires (art), Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)
only had the radio going, amazing
someone link to the win probability graph
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2015-10-03&team=Rangers&dh=0&season=2015
WP was 98.6% at the start of the ninth.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 3 October 2015 23:04 (ten years ago)
this was tolleson's 5th game in a row
― qualx, Sunday, 4 October 2015 06:00 (ten years ago)
if hamilton gives them anything, their lineup is kinda scary
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)
hamels looks on pace to crack a complete game in under 100 pitches with a little luck
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 4 October 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
well, not quite but they could let fielder pitch in the closer spot at this rate lol
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 4 October 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)
craziest season ever
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:13 (ten years ago)
what a game. almost poetic that the last out was that motherfucker, david freese.
― all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)
beltre extended! (for cheap-ish)
get versatile, joey gallo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 April 2016 01:51 (ten years ago)
"All I'm saying is, Rougned Odor never punched anyone before Matt Bush showed up on the team."
- Sussman, BP
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:15 (ten years ago)
not entirely true, as he did start some notable brawl in the minors also
― johnny crunch, Monday, 16 May 2016 14:19 (ten years ago)
well, this year!
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:47 (ten years ago)
rougie getting eight games, supposedly
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:01 (ten years ago)
potntail playoff team deserves a new thread
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:31 (ten years ago)
choo back to DL / gallo up / yu starting saturday
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:04 (ten years ago)
nomar mazara!
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 07:20 (ten years ago)
^^^just hit a ball 491 feet
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:47 (ten years ago)
previous season-high was giancarlo at 475
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:48 (ten years ago)
fuck you, cole hamels
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 03:09 (ten years ago)
damn okay
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 28 May 2016 04:41 (ten years ago)
return of darvish tonight!
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)
mazara hit another BOMB
― johnny crunch, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:23 (ten years ago)
If Beltre and/or prince could wake up...
― rip van wanko, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:28 (ten years ago)
first time in this forum this year, didn't actually realize there were threads for each team. So go Rangers, best team in the AL!
― Dominique, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 22:58 (ten years ago)
choo back active, yu dl'd
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 13:51 (ten years ago)
Colby Lewis pitching a no-no thru 8 (only 1 walk)
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:52 (ten years ago)
dammit
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:07 (ten years ago)
8.5 games up o_o
― johnny crunch, Monday, 20 June 2016 12:11 (ten years ago)
on june 1st tx was .5 games up
on june 23rd tx is 10 games up
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:04 (ten years ago)
they took care of that mariners hold on first place in short fucking order huh
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:48 (ten years ago)
i expect something of a regression, but it's obv a good lead to have.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:35 (ten years ago)
BP:
The Rangers tied a franchise record with 54 first-half wins. The first year the franchise played in Texas, they also had 54 wins ... total.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:03 (ten years ago)
the break really hit at an apt time though, they got worked by the twins the last few days
― johnny crunch, Monday, 11 July 2016 16:13 (ten years ago)
A cut from a broken souvenir beer mug has landed Texas Rangers reliever Jake Diekman on the 15-day disabled list.
Diekman hurt his left index finger while reaching into his luggage for a beer mug he bought at the bar Cheers in Boston. The mug had broken in his bag, and a piece of glass pierced his finger.
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:48 (ten years ago)
have lost 15 of 19
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:38 (ten years ago)
http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:44 (ten years ago)
Michael Young hates clowns
http://deadspin.com/elvis-andrus-pranks-michael-young-with-mask-almost-get-1784649185
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:32 (ten years ago)
Maybe he has nothing against clowns. Wasn't he pissed off when the Rangers had him move to third?
― Andy K, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:38 (ten years ago)
seems rare to have guys w career stats so similar as beltre/beltran b2b in a lineup, what are other examples?
beltre - 10000+ ab's; 2874 hits, 429 hrbeltran - 9000+ ab's; 2564 hits, 415 hr
plus their surnames are almost the same also tbqh
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:00 (ten years ago)
career earnings:
ade - $165Mcarlos - $190M
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:02 (ten years ago)
carlos is 2 yrs older but debuted in mlb ~3 months after adrian
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:10 (ten years ago)
Choo may return to platoon with Gomez in the postseason
http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/report-the-rangers-could-get-shin-soo-choo-back-for-the-alds/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:05 (ten years ago)
.500 against losing teams
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/one-more-incredible-rangers-statistic/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)
Carlos Gomez's transformation has been incredible, BA from .190 to .290 and OPS from .300s to ~.900
― seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Rangers!
― Dominique, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:43 (nine years ago)
d-backs?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:49 (nine years ago)