Yasiel Puig: I Can't Even Think of a Word That Rhymes!

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John Autin on High Heat Stats: "On a tangent, I have a prediction: Puig’s BA this year winds up below .300."

Poll Results

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.300-.324 6
.500+ (still hasn't gotten hot) 2
.325-.349 2
.275-.299 2
.250-.274 2
under .250 1
.350-.500 0


clemenza, Saturday, 6 July 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)

Yes, I know--nobody cares about BA.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 July 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

http://brightlightsfilm.com/42/42_images/cainecolor.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 July 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

struck out three times tonite, went after absolutely anything with that huge swing.

"looks good strikin' out don't he" quoteth dodgers manager

zvookster, Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

bonehead attempt at stealing just there

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

It was pointed out in an ESPN chat that Puig's first month in the majors was quite similar to Jeff Francoeur's.

also holy hell, I just noticed yesterday that Hanley is outhitting him.

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

1-7 last night, dropping him below the celebrated "Williams Line"...I voted optimistically: .325-.349.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

July line:

.254/.286/.356

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 July 2013 11:38 (twelve years ago)

Hanley has been doing better than Puig even before he fell off a cliff

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2/4/2/54716242/puig_boogie_gk6zvnge.gif

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)

May have discovered the walk--eight in his last 11 games. If he were to play every game the rest of the way, and continued getting up to bat at the same rate (3.87 AB per game), he'd have to hit .119 (24/201) to fall below .250. He'd stay above .300 hitting .224 (45/201), and he'd need to hit .274 (55/201) to finish up at .325. Unlikely he'll play every game, though, making all of those slightly easier.

He still hasn't had more than a mini-slump; .300-.324 looks pretty good.

clemenza, Monday, 5 August 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)

yeah the mini-slump seems to be over, .390/.490/.707 over his last 11 games. his power has been way down since that first month, although there really wasn't any other direction for it to go

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 August 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

that gif is a++

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 12:04 (twelve years ago)

http://wapc.mlb.com/cutfour/2013/08/06/55776146/seventeen-awesome-yasiel-puig-gifs

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)

he has 10 walks in the last 13 games. the league should be afraid if he keeps it up.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 August 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

how he has adjusted to the adjustments

http://baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=21501

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

nice throw: http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=29721587

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

I think his WAR pro-rated is still higher than any position player--3.8 in 63 games going into play today.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

depends which you use - trout's on pace for 11.0 fWAR (through 119 games), puig "just" 7.7

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:34 (twelve years ago)

I go by Baseball Reference. I'm on that site all the time anyway.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

so per this morning's BP podcast, a lot of "writers" are worried that Puig's "lack of discipline" will cost the Dodgers postseason games! Backlash sure can be funny.

http://www.baseballnation.com/2013/8/21/4644214/yasiel-puig-dodgers-mistakes-errors-fielding-running

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

Didn't read the article but I'm pretty sure if they don't bring puig up they wouldn't even be talking about postseason games

ω (carne asada), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

Hmmm, I wouldn't go that far... he's a 4-win player? That doesn't account for the lead over the Dbacks right now, unless you believe he Makes Players Around Him Better (TM).

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

you can basically boil it down to hanely and puig

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)

they've both been key to the turnaround, sure, but let's not flirt with Shannon Stewart Syndrome.

Puig and Ramirez are exceeded in WAR by Kershaw and Ryu. Or Kershaw and Paco Rodriguez.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

Agree with that. Puig's arrival (June 3) and Ramirez's return (June 4) were almost simultaneous. The Dodgers have been 50-20 starting on June 4. (If you wanted a counter-argument, they didn't start winning immediately: from June 4 to June 21, they were 6-10. That's when they took off.)

But I do believe that the arrival of certain players can spark a team in ways that can't be measured, sure, though not in the way Morbius dismisses the idea.

clemenza, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

Dodgers big turnaround was stabilizing their rotation with Kershaw-Greinke-Ryu-Nolasco-Capuano. They had 8 starters going into the season and were on their 9th in about 2 weeks. The bullpen turnaround with the intro of Withrow and promotion of Paco and Jansen to higher leverage situations staunched the bleeding there. Hanley replaced mendoza line production from SS. Puig made up for the complete absence of Kemp, and Either started hitting higher than .220.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

puig replaced by skip schumaker to start the fifth today -- 'manager's decision'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

yeah the hell is mattingly's problem

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:54 (twelve years ago)

"lack of hustle"

zvookster, Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)

I think the lack of playoff races is making the media desperate for stories. This one has developments every now and again but at its core its stupid and boring. if he still plays like a dingleberry and hits .350 nobody will care

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

except mattingly i guess

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

mattingly's not going to do that in a game that counts

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

sore knee for Yasi, day to day I guess

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

Interesting "Hey Bill":

Who would you rather have, Puig or Bryce Harper?
Asked by: Steve9753

Answered: 9/11/2013
Not sure. To me, Puig is in a line marked by Vladimir Guerrero on the one end and Jeff Francoeur on the other. He's certainly out-played Harper this year.

Puig's been great, but long-term, I sure would feel a lot safer with Harper.

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

the good, the bad

http://www.baseballnation.com/2013/9/19/4747438/yasiel-puig-gifs-bees-pants

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

Didn't realize he already had a nickname: "Wild Horse" according to Baseball Reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLJFl7ws_0

clemenza, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

http://distilleryimage11.ak.instagram.com/400e75c6273211e390af22000a9e0631_7.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 27 September 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

umps enraged by "antics"

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20131018&content_id=63112940

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 October 2013 13:00 (twelve years ago)

aw poor umps

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 October 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

http://www.dodgersnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Puig-Dances.gif

need more of this on the field

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

Dee Gordon in the red laces

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)

yasiel plush

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Weird that four voters thought him ROY, but not outlandish, I guess--6.3-5.0 isn't that big gap in WAR. If you look at historical context, though, not to mention Cy Young stats for a team that lost 100...

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

I'm being silly. When you think about how much of an early jump Puig had, and all the attention he attracted, 26-4 is a very reasonable result.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)

puig would have been a deserving ROY in a lot of other years (and in the AL this year). and i generally think the gap between him and jose has been overstated

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)

I agree--after a moment's thought, I realized I was doing the kind of nitpicking I hate. Also, Fernandez made up so much ground the last month, credit to the voters for not freezing the vote in August.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)

not that fernandez's season wasn't historic, of course. but puig had a pretty insane season (or 2/3 of a season) too, 4th in the majors in wRC+

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

"theoretically"

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 27 February 2016 00:24 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

MLB concludes dom violence investigation, finds no grounds for discipline

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

OMG this slide http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/04/12/video-dodgers-yasiel-puig-slide-avoids-tag

k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:59 (nine years ago)

<3

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)

incredible

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/YasielPuig/status/726110591769665536

mookieproof, Friday, 29 April 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)

#PuigYourFriend #PuigNotLate

mookieproof, Friday, 29 April 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

seems to have burned his bridges in Dodgerland

http://www.espn.com/blog/los-angeles/dodger-report/post/_/id/20883/yasiel-puig-so-what-happens-next

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

an 'unknown team' has claimed Puig off waivers

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/198549100/dodgers-yasiel-puig-claimed-off-waivers/

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 23:38 (nine years ago)

i can confirm that it was my trivia team

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 23:39 (nine years ago)

I'd figure Atlanta, but I wouldn't be surprised if Cincy also took a shot at trading for him as I think they might have tried to get him a few months ago.

earlnash, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 01:14 (nine years ago)

please don't be the padres

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 01:40 (nine years ago)

Jim Bowden:

"Dodgers will not be trading Puig after being claimed on trade waivers at least until the off-season. The claiming team had more interest in blocking than making an earnest attempt to trade for him according to source"

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)

looking good so far. if you aren't rooting for him you're a punk

qualx, Sunday, 4 September 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

tonight, i just realized he is wearing glasses on the field now. v. cool look. love it.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 4 May 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCPoQ5SWsAE2KJI.jpg

Andy K, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

@BNightengale
Dodgers OF Yasiel Puig has received 1-game suspension and fine for his obscene gesture last night, but has elected to appeal.

Andy K, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

<3 http://deadspin.com/the-mets-are-pissed-at-yasiel-puig-for-admiring-his-hom-1796325948 <3

love this dude

na (NA), Thursday, 22 June 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

Puig should've worn the Mr. Met outfit on his day off

frogbs, Thursday, 22 June 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

Flores said he told Puig to “run the bases.” Puig responded, according to Flores, “Fuck you.”

pretty much the best possible response

frogbs, Thursday, 22 June 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)

respect to reyes and cespedes for trying to deal with this like grown-ups, even though i think they're still wrong

na (NA), Thursday, 22 June 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

On his home run, Yasiel Puig said he thought he got enough to hit it out, but then "I saw the outfielder saying 'I got it.' I guess the wind helped me a little tonight," he smiled. Then asked if this is the most fun he's had playing baseball, he joked, "I've had fun since 4 years old."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)

Sounds like the words of someone who doesn’t know how to play the game the right way

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

i don't think that last sentence was a joke, either

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/demonstrative-takes-by-yasiel-puig/

na (NA), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:41 (eight years ago)

^^came to post this

k3vin k., Friday, 27 October 2017 12:17 (eight years ago)

ha love it

Spottie, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

“Fucking baby Stadium.” Yasiel Puig as he bangs balls over the railroad at Minute Maid Park

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 27 October 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

Three HR today, five in two games.

clemenza, Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

ten months pass...

How can you not love a guy who's out there brawling on behalf of the team that just traded him?

clemenza, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 15:56 (six years ago)

that is an instant classic Puig moment, in a career that is full of them

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 16:04 (six years ago)

Hope he stays productive enough to play till he's 40. He seems very much in the tradition of Fidrych/Mickey Rivers/John Kruk-type characters you never forget.

clemenza, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

https://media.golfdigest.com/photos/5cab5bcd8a55807b1d53b642/master/w_960,c_limit/Screen%2520Shot%25202019-04-08%2520at%252010.00.22%2520AM.png

I really hope Puig pays someone to paint this and put it over his mantle in his mansion.

earlnash, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:00 (six years ago)

https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Pirates-Reds-Baseball_2_2.jpg?w=810

earlnash, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:01 (six years ago)

has it been confirmed he knew he was traded?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:06 (six years ago)

The interesting question is, in light of how mercurial Puig's season was, and weighing that against how much of a roll of the dice young pitchers are, who would you rather have going forward? Puig's about a year-and-a-half older.

― clemenza, Monday, November 11, 2013 11:28 PM

I.e., Puig or Jose Fernandez--a question I wish I hadn't asked.

(That crossed my mind too--my guess is, even though it undermines the story, probably not.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

I really hope Puig pays someone to paint this and put it over his mantle in his mansion.

it's am amazing shot all around, down to little details like Puig's number, right in the center, being the only immediately visible one in the image (you can make out small numbers on the other jerseys but none of them pop out in the same way)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:27 (six years ago)

who is the Red holding his ankles? along with the Hurdle-helmed Pirates surging forward against Puig, it comes off like a pastiche of military paintings

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:31 (six years ago)

Got a little choked up at that last moment when he came off the field and that fan in the front row, right in front of him, was waving that Reds #66 jersey at him.

timellison, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

i did some investigating and I think Tucker Barnhart is holding Puig's ankles there.

omar little, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 17:58 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27386321/indians-puig-becomes-american-citizen

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:02 (six years ago)

What a guy!

Puig our imitator. 😂 pic.twitter.com/VKcVJK9HFb

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) August 18, 2019

clemenza, Sunday, 18 August 2019 20:03 (six years ago)

three months pass...

My offseason training with sumo wrestlers in Japan 🇯🇵 pic.twitter.com/HmqAaGpEej

— Yasiel Puig (@YasielPuig) December 14, 2019

Andy K, Saturday, 14 December 2019 02:56 (six years ago)

one year passes...

He came up in an e-mail response on James's site today. Where is he? What happened? How can a 30-year-old who hit 24 HR and had a slash line of .267/.327/.458 when he last played two years ago not have potential value for someone? A little erratic, true, but he never really had a bad season, and I would think his flair and enthusiasm would be clubhouse positives.

clemenza, Sunday, 30 May 2021 19:23 (four years ago)

Okay, I didn't know there were sexual assault allegations pending. That explains that.

clemenza, Sunday, 30 May 2021 19:26 (four years ago)

he is apparently trying to start bench-clearing brawls for being pitched around

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, Monday, 31 May 2021 01:17 (four years ago)

should probably direct his anger towards the ump if he'd been calling that pitch a strike all game

, Monday, 31 May 2021 01:18 (four years ago)

one year passes...

Shot: Yasiel Puig could do up to five years in prison for lying to the feds arising out of an illegal gambling ring.

Chaser: he was in over $200K in debt at one point, paid it, and then made 899 more bets in a two month period! https://t.co/NpxN6ls8SD

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) November 15, 2022

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 00:43 (three years ago)

not a name i remember but perhaps some of you do:

Federal prosecutors today also filed a plea agreement for former MLB player Erik Kristian Hiljus, 49, of Panorama City, who agreed to plead guilty to two counts of subscribing to false tax returns and will face up to six years in federal prison upon entering his guilty plea. Hiljus was an agent for Nix’s illegal gambling business but did not work with Puig.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 02:22 (three years ago)


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