DIRTBAG OR LUNCHPAIL

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should Stairs be on the dirtbag team?

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, April 6, 2008 11:18 PM

No, he is on the All-Lunchpail Team.

-- Andy K, Monday, April 7, 2008 5:08 AM

― David R., Monday, 7 April 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

snicker

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

The All-Dirtbags do need a team to play against. All-Lunchpail a/k/a Fat Mans Picnic is as good as any.

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 13:12 (seventeen years ago)

i dunno - if not an All-Dirtbag, he should be the captain of the All-Hosers squad.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

no jingoism, plz

― David R., Monday, 7 April 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

yanks can be hosers too, trust me. it's not a nationality but a state of mind (and dishevelment).

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

Dave, you keep trying to pigeonhole guys. If redass, then not pokerface. If hosehead, then not lunchpail.

Today's game is much more nuanced than these simple reductions. We need to encourage diverstity. We did not retire 42 for nothing.

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

Of course you'd say that -- you're a Cubs fan!

― David R., Monday, 7 April 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

After 100 years of excellence, you start to appreciate these fine nuances.

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

Should've added DIRTPAIL as an option.

― David R., Monday, 7 April 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

John Kruk: DIRTPAIL or LUNCHBAG

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

Puts new, literal meaning into the expression "eating the ball."

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

That briefcase-full-of-egg-salad commercial is probably a true story.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 00:45 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Saturday, 19 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

MAY MATT STAIRS WAKE UP TOMORROW WITH THE REMAINING TEETH OF MIROSLAV FRYCER SPLAYED ACROSS HIS AMPLE BAY WINDOW

― Andy K, Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

Y'all are making baseball twee.

― milo z, Sunday, 20 April 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Sunday, 20 April 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

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