Sadly

when I saw this thread had been bumped I was sure that someone had copy and pasted Crimson Hexagon's post about scottish accents

― it was discovered that there's no rule that a dog cannot play basketball (bends), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 22:29 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha you're right though

Eh. They've got no embarrassments but since the late Clinton administration they've released an awful lot of irrelevant albums.

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, October 10, 2013 10:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Irrelevant to you, maybe. Not necessarily to the hundreds of thousands of people who bought and enjoyed those records.

― Dog Man Star took a suck on a pill... (Turrican), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:56 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

erm

albums

rme

Jeff

One of the things I get from the writing is a sense of generational dislocation, like different sheets of sandpaper rubbing up against each other, as if Healy is looking both at the teenagers and the thirtysomethings and trying to work out who and where he is in relation to them, knowing he's ceased to be one and not yet become another.

Charlie Parker, the Kinks, and vodka.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat)

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Nebbiolo Sucks Cabernet's Left Vinifera

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:58 (8 years ago)

He died. Yikes. :/

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 October 2013 04:06 (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

http://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Jesus-Resurrection-Pictures-05.jpg

Yikes. :/

http://i.imgur.com/5tdAqgu.jpg

http://www.memorial-urns.com/images/P/Pomeranian,%20Black%20%20Standing%20Dog%20Figurine%20Urn.jpg

irking me how righthand compare & contrast girl gets elbow & hair privileges over her lefthand counterpart - couldn't they have gotten one each? or even merged at the elbow and hair? thus becoming one entity? i guess that would defeat the purpose of comparing & contrasting. sadly.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u3HQlJ6Mebg/TjwagQ1DOwI/AAAAAAAAAmg/Nr7mWVMJh-M/s400/Color-wheel+copy+copy.jpg

although the main reason i deleted my profile was probably that i felt like an asshole ignoring messages from people i didn't find attractive.

― Treeship, Sunday, 13 October 2013 22:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a sad, sad day

where are you on the wheel of grief in re that?

lime green m8

#sadlass

envying treesh's regretful yet punitive approach to the opposite sex

Sheboygan was founded in 1846.[7] By 1849 it was known for its German population. On June 25, 1849 William Williams wrote, "Arrived at Sheboigin [sic] on the Wisconsin side, a small town population perhaps from 700 to 1000. This is a promising place. There are a great many best class of Germans settling around it. Tis all along the lake so far quite an interesting country."[8]

For Saturday's home match against Liverpool, a group of Newcastle fans have organised a march under the banner 'Time 4 Change'. They are angry about the way owner Mike Ashley is running the club.

o elvis, your microdominant ways met their end in the teeth of an underfed & abused biting machine

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 2:16 PM (12 minutes ago)

Art Thoughtz: Beuys-Z

Youngman introduces his Internet audience to the concept of "Personal Mythology" by comparing the work of artist Joseph Beuys and Jay-Z. By paralleling Beuys's story of being shot down in the Crimea when he was a fighter pilot with Jay-Z's tale surviving several shots fired at him at point-blank, among other examples, Youngman is able to establish a commonality between two otherwise disparate artists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously

miss pippy, Chester, 4 hours ago

So this girl gave birth and was carrying her dead baby in her bag and had just nipped out to do some lingerie shopping????? What on earth is going on. Was she carrying her brain in her bag too?

a waste gettin' a sitter for it, being dead n all innit?

hehehehe ;)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:55 (9 years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki_syndrome

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A strange man stroked me on the bus. My reaction shocked me 14 Oct 2013

Emotions account for all of the story development in the play, as Tilly uses her melancholy and other emotions to influence the other characters. Love is also a prominent theme in the play, as it can lead to melancholy or happiness. The characters all seem to be searching for love and try to find it wherever and whenever they can to escape the mundanity of their lives. Love changes their emotions and can lead to happiness or strife.

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Like

5 years pass...

sadly, worse

― nostormo, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

hahahaha

:-(

I still don't understand this thread title:

rolling time travel thread 2013 -> 1987 -> 1836 -> 3954

crazy music is so transgressive

i have to keep reminding myself it's a rolling music thread and not yet another Dr. Who thread

nah, the Dr Who threads are full of spods obsessing and knife-fighting over unimportant details and missing the big beautiful picture, whereas ok you know where i'm going here

i could just complain about Murray Gold and be safe wherever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dSC3By6-mg

1 References to sexual acts

1.1 References to male masturbation
1.1.1 Paja
1.1.2 Puñeta
1.1.3 Other references to male masturbation

2 References to the male genitalia

2.1 Cojones
2.2 Carajo
2.3 Bicho
2.4 Huevos/Pelotas/Bolas/Albóndigas/Ñema/Peras
2.5 Verga
2.6 Polla
2.7 Oversized testicles as a marker of complacency
2.8 Other terms denoting male genitalia

3 References to the female genitalia

3.1 Concha / Chucha / Chocha
3.2 Coño
3.3 Panocha
3.4 Cuca
3.5 Other terms denoting female genitalia

4 References to the buttocks

4.1 Culo
4.2 Fundillo/Fundío
4.3 Ojete
4.4 Orto
4.5 Other references to one's backside

5 References to scatological acts

5.1 Cagar
5.2 Mierda

6 Homosexual Slurs

6.1 Maricón
6.2 Manflor
6.3 Other homosexual expressions

7 Attacks against one's character

7.1 Pendejo
7.2 Cabrón
7.3 Gilipollas
7.4 Capullo
7.5 Huey/Güey
7.6 Joto
7.7 Gonorrea
7.8 Madre
7.9 Pinche
7.10 Attacks against fornicators
7.10.1 Puta
7.10.2 Hijo de puta
7.10.3 Puto
7.10.4 Less-offensive uses of puto/puta
7.10.5 Zorra
7.10.6 Other attacks against fornicators
7.11 Other attacks against one's character

8 Profanity related to religion

8.1 Hostia
8.1.1 Leche
8.2 Copón
8.3 Openly blasphemous expressions

<3

spurs game? even an hour late? itv4+1 seems to be swansea but is that just half time highlights?

― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 October 2013 21:57 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It finished more than two hours ago man

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:00 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and then he'd married one of the emergency personnel

the cruelest twist will have been if one of us, who has joked about this horrible tragedy, later suffers the same fate

I shall make sure to wear a codpiece if I ever decide to make an underwater marriage proposal

i'll go with a rebreather

and a codpiece

peace cod

climate change will probably make underwater marriage proposals easier and more common

with an of article in the ny times about how it's odd but not such a bad thing after all!

I think it was a homicide

i shushpect....foul pleeeh

i would kill him too tbh

Dan Fogelman ("This Is Us") examines the perils (death) and rewards (new york times profiles) of undersea proposals.

this shit is a John Converse headline

https://i.ibb.co/DGX9LtS/Screenshot-2021-11-15-10-19-26.png

where's the I Love Covid thread?

https://imgur.com/a/vhwEiuo

‘Accrington Stanley’ milk advert actor jailed for Liverpool murder https://t.co/IhRZsmhBnC

— Guardian news (@guardiannews) February 22, 2023

In the milk advert, Spaine’s character, whose face is never in shot, asks another boy: “Have you got any lemonade?” The other boy, played by Carl Rice, replies: “If you want.”

As Rice pours himself a glass of milk, Spaine reacts by saying: “Milk? Eurgh.”

Rice tells him: “It’s what [the former Liverpool forward] Ian Rush drinks. He said if I don’t drink lots of milk, when I grow up I’m only going to be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.”

Spaine then delivers the familiar line “Accrington Stanley, who are they?” and Rice responds with “exactly”.

peace god

locked up with little fuckin kev

I hate this

― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 17, 2023 1:35 PM (two minutes ago

what will have been on the ipod of the bad submarine

Stephen Whinfrey, 50, became trapped and asphyxiated when rabbiting near Doncaster, England, after his head became stuck down a rabbit hole.

stick to jazz

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 14 August 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Jazz deserves better.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 14, 2023 10:18 PM (yesterday)

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first 30 seconds of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiBPWP7juAA

Lamarr sounds like he's trying to do the Michael Buerk thing where you convey poignancy by making your voice go up at the end of the sentence, but can't quite pull it off

Sadly…

That's all of the original line-up of the Moody Blues dead now.

https://i.imgur.com/1qjlnbn.png

o7

😢😢😢 this is so upsetting to me. https://t.co/ViNqTNycXo

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) July 14, 2024

I don’t … and I won’t … he probably is a nice guy tho