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Femmephobia is way less useful as a critical concept than misogyny

Self-care is necessary but not thereby radically oppositional

Couching leftist projects in terms of resistance to neoliberalism rather than to capitalism risks a lot of reformist implications

― one way street, Thursday, August 4, 2016 10:52 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink]

looooool

women's sports are, in general, less exciting versions of men's sports

http://allproudamericans.com/paimages/does-duck-and-cover-really-work.jpg

I'll watch women's tennis from time to time but yeah

There are too many things that I massively disagree with posted here for it to be worth a fight on any one of them. I'm just wondering why the 'loool' at ows? Because those aren't really conservative standpoints? They kind of are in comparison to a lot of current radical discourse (I agree with all of them, though not entirely with the latter, but again, I kind of feel this thread is meant to be a dumping ground not a discussion ground).

women's sports are, in general, less exciting versions of men's sports

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 10:52 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sexual dimorphism of humans def means that a lot of sports are more exciting to watch when men are playing them but otoh a lot of women's sports are less commercialized and therefore less likely to suffer from rampant PED use endemic to men's sports and therefore likely to be more of a clean competition

also crowds at woman's sports tend to be less shitty

(emil.y i was laughing at the extreme relativity necessary to consider those "conservative opinions." i assumed they were posted tongue in cheek so thought i was laughing along with one way street, not at them, and wasn't critiquing the positions themselves)

Can't speak for sciatica but I lol'ed at ows' post bc it requires some, like, wicked fractal definition of conservatism within the queer anticapotalist left. but I get how all those opinions could be uncool rn

liberalism as many of my friends practice it is like a shitty religion that i want no part of.

they think of other people as needing to be saved, by them.
they make penance with speech acts, not real action.
they live their lives in constant guilt.
they live in cities that are only differentiated from other cities by being huge destinations for wealth, then they disavow that wealth while continuing to partake in the lifestyle it provides.
they blame rich people for all the evils of the world while ignoring that they are the 1%.
they prescribe how other people should be living their own lives.
they say things that have no meaning other than to reveal to others that they are members in this very sensitive club of good people.
it's nothing but performative.

Lol got xp'd

I must admit I like Republican President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower. But chances are, you also like Ike. Maybe everybody likes Ike.

xps to sciatica and flopson - yeah, both of those reasons are basically fair enough. I think I inhabit so many circles where these are topics for fierce debate that I took it w/ a completely straight face!

watching grown adults discussing rae sremmurd like it was literature is to behold the end of art

― imago,

links?

I must admit I like Republican President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower. But chances are, you also like Ike. Maybe everybody likes Ike.

― Philip Nunez,

best Cold War president if you look past his championing of covert ops

just watch their latest video, 'set the roof' and listen to the lyrics, they're just the worst people in earth, i fucking despise literally everything they're doing

Lj on rap always sounds like thinly veiled racist uncle 'i like blk ppl...who pull up their pants' lol

There was some self-directed irony in my post (like, as a queer trans woman and a marxist, I realize I occupy a different milieu than some of you), but I do actually hold the positions in it, and they're generally unpopular in radical circles; but as e.mily said, this thread seems "like a dumping ground not a discussion ground," so I'll stay out of the rae sremmurd discourse.

*emil.y, I mean

if hating on vicious misogyny, shit beats and two little soi-disant alpha male fuckers is racist then

never listened to rae sremmurd but i see his/her/their name everywhere

just read the lyrics to set the off and stopped here:

Now let's fill up her head and let's see if she chokes

it's fashionable to call anything (thinly veiled) racism these days (oh my conservative opinion i guess)

Bill O'Reilly also quotes lyrics as if they made sense removed from arrangements.

if hating on vicious misogyny, shit beats and two little soi-disant alpha male fuckers is racist then

― imago,

you just wrote hating "on."

if you are comparing me to bill o reilly you should say so instead of hinting at it

I think I did!

[Pre-Hook: Swae Lee]
Flash her with cash, had to spazz on the waiter
She fucked up my order three times in a row, woah
I'm good on gas, I just filled up my tank
Now let's fill up her head and let's see if she chokes

so the double entendre is not done on purpose i guess is what you're saying

i don't actually think ur racist lj you just an fyi you sound like coded white supremacist

I think I did!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 7:46 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and no, you didn't

yeah I quite like rap and rap culture so I appropriate its vernacular sometimes. doesn't mean I don't detest some of its practitioners though

and they're not as bad as anthony kiedis I guess

I see you flopson, I'm better about this shot these days but sremm are p much in the sweet spot of do not get

yeah idk they're like a fabulous marriage of Descendants and Kool Keith. They get away with their snottiness and for the moment they don't sound anomic or evil. But they can't keep it up forever and I can imagine hating them like The Weeknd and late Kanye.

doesn't mean I don't detest some of its practitioners though

― imago, Wednesday, August 17, 2016 7:50 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the thing

people take a band you don't like and make a lot of unwarranted generalizations about you

theres tonnes of good hip hop and rap that reads different than rae sremmurd

nah it's all good -- we're just zingin' late afternoon

zingin on hump day

ugh

s'all good

let's get back on topic

courses aimed at bright/curious state-schooled kids, such as those I help to run a few times a year, are not elitist

I think my uncool conservative belief is on a parallel with LJ's statement there -- I think drawing a line dividing quality work from mass market pulp and calling one side "literature" has its place

the line moves all the time, though, and things jump back and forth

spelling your band name backwards is straightup stupid

They get away with their snottiness and for the moment they don't sound anomic or evil. But they can't keep it up forever

This was basically my take on Odd Future when they first came out, but weren't they actually kids at the time whereas Rae Sremmurd are like proper adults? I like RS musically, but honestly I haven't really paid much attention to their lyrics, so... eh. I kind of don't want to go down that route but just imagine I wrote an incredibly long and interesting post about the conflicts and intertwinement of ingroup lexical production, culture, Cannibal Corpse and exclusion/alienation of marginalised groups. Seriously, this hypothetical post was the most brilliant and incisive thing you've ever read about lyrics and it's changed your worldview forever.

(sorry for continuing to turn this thread into 'Rae Sremmurd: Classic or Dud')

Fair enough. Cannibal Corpse have shit beats too though

rock has a rich and deep history of making garbage music (another uncool conservative opinion!)

the internet can't accommodate both privacy and anonymity, and given a choice between the two i pick privacy

it will never be ok with me when people use "unique" to mean "uncommon"

Marxism is dumb and bad.

Capitalist liberal democracy is the end point of Western civilization, it will never be superseded by a higher/better form of social organization, will only end through collapse.

Men should not have facial hair and people in general should not have messy hair.

― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 12:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know the Marxist view *is* that Capitalism will collapse, right?

permitting female facial hair is a nice lacuna in jim's conservatism there, rebounds to his credit

xp. I am very familiar with Marxism. This is probably the problem! Grew up in a house filled with books on Marxist theory. Literally was at a table with friends of my parents and an uncle who are all Trotskyists a week ago.

just need to repost this

nah it's all good -- we're just zingin' late afternoon

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 7:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wasn't the marxist view that capitalism collapses after we have 3D printers that really work, and don't just make smelly, knobby statues of webcomic characters?

nah that's gene roddenberry, easily confused

they blame rich people for all the evils of the world while ignoring that they are the 1%.

never realized that liberals are 1% of the population

I think you need like $420K household income to be in the top 1% in the US. Maybe sleeping bag has a lot of rich liberal friends, but I doubt it.

global 1% I MEANT

barb is overrated

that is my uncool conservative belief

love Quentin Crisp and I have put Stop The Music at the end of God knows how many compilations and mixes. but these days when I listen to it I do also think "what a pompous condescending windbag"

― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, September 24, 2025 9:53 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

He's the patron saint of ILX!

― I Didn't Always Agree With What He Said But... (Tom D.)

also the patron saint of uncool conservative ideas imo

So many vape shops in the UK. So many adult vapers. I always feel vaguely embarrassed on their behalf.

Oh trust me you don’t have to do anything on my behalf, I feel vaguely embarrassed about vaping all the time. Cigarettes are way cooler looking. But they make me smell like cigarettes, which my family refuses to put up with anymore. Also vape juice and cartridges are a fraction of the cost of cigarettes.

I also 100% get people disliking the unicorn farts that vapers exhale, I always apologize when the wind carries my fumes into the face of a conversational interlocutor despite my best efforts to direct it away

the thing I miss most about China is going out in the evening and the streets being alive with street food, fruit stalls, hairdressers, old ladies dancing, crap speakers playing Chinese pop music with every knob turned up so you can barely make out what it is, just that auditory landscape surrounding you. In England my street is absolutely dead from 8 onwards, and there's not much life there in the daytime either, if I didn't walk the dog I'd have never met any of the neighbours

this really is true, even in London everybody just scuttles home. outside the city centre nobody is really about apart from a few pubs. the lovely Emma B always notices on particularly hot days how people subconsciously just drift outside and stay outside, lingering into the evening and she loves it. is it an uncool conservative belief that it's better for people to be outside and being a bit lively? maybe but i subscribe to it

I'm assuming the temperatures are mostly higher in China than the UK? Reminds of the numerous attempts to introduce "Mediterranean cafe culture" to Glasgow, doomed to failure.

If only Gabbneb still posted here so he can definitively weigh in on climate differences

you’re the one who said “smoking weed is crossing a line,” never specifying a line. wasn’t trying to start a fight.

if you’re talking about a crowd or an enclosed area, i agree with you!!

― a tv star not a dirty computer man (the table is the table), Wednesday, September 24, 2025 9:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok yeah i get it now - i phrased that initial post very poorly.

even in London everybody just scuttles home. outside the city centre nobody is really about apart from a few pubs

I think that depends heavily on the ethnic and cultural makeup of the neighbourhood! Gillet Square in Dalston is always popping for example.

my neighbourhood is caribbean/polish/bulgarian/indian/white and it’s fuckin dead apart from the crackheads

Yes. I can hear alcoholics and junkies screaming abuse at each other in my neighbourhood but little else of an evening.

can also smell have patches where they smell like piss/bins in the sun or exhaust or w/e so I grudgingly lean towards weed as being better in the circs.

I haven't been in NY since legalization but the city smells like urine and hot garbage most days. I seriously fail to see how weed could possibly be worse than that. Yes, I'm a smoker who likes the smell but c'mon. It's not like NY smelled good before.

Offices and call centers should have longer hours on Friday, not shorter hours, so that the general public can have more time to get things done before the long weekend pause.

I remember working late shifts Fridays at the call centre, getting home and collapsing in front of the TV, unable to converse with my housemates, who were inevitably going out to a club or having a house party which I couldn't join because my Saturday shift started at 8. when I finally managed to drift off to sleep around 1am I would suddenly get a massive hypnic jerk, sit up in bed and start saying "good morning you're through to james in customer services, can I just confirm that you're the principle cardholder?"

I wish I'd had a different type of work life, so that I could identify with people who count down the hours until the weekend. Weekends are just another day for me, other than knowing that it's a day when I have to wait even longer for the food stamp people or the people who run paying research studies to get back to me.

Also, the people I have to deal with for Medicaid and my husband's medical providers tend to either close at 1-3PM on Fridays or don't open at all that day.