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that is my uncool conservative belief

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

Maybe sleeping bag has a lot of rich liberal friends, but I doubt it.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 2:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What does this even mean, I grew up in south fl and many of my friends moved to new York, San Fran, Boston, so... Yes? Arent u a lawyer in NYC? Guessing u do too?

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

I grew up in south fl

really?!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

(maybe I asked you already)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Isn't like half of the United States in the global 1%? And also isn't that term kind of meaningless without accounting for cost of living?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

I am a lawyer in NYC and my household does not earn anything close to $420K and neither do most of my friends afaik.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

Broward bb

Xp 'isn't half the US...' yes that is my point!

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

So basically almost no one in the US has the right to have anything to say about poverty or class because they're not living off potatoes?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

I think that was my uncool belief stated upthread.

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

They don't have the right to prescribe solutions for other ppl that they themselves don't/wouldn't abide by, is more how I see it

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

Like if yr willing to make excuses for not being more generous to other ppl bc 'cost of living' isn't that the same as saying I can't give u a raise bc 'cost of operating the thing that provides yr (and many other ppls) living'?

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

what are you talking about dude

marcos, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

Doesn't concern u, don't worry about it.

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

global 1% I MEANT

no the math still doesn't work out that way sorry

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

It seems kind of obvious that "the rich" in any kind of leftist critique means capitalists, not people earning $34,000 and therefore materially better off than the world's extreme poor. It also seems obvious that you can still criticize a system even if there is no way to avoid being part of it. IDK why I am bothering with this though.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

Sorry for getting too real conservative for the joke conservative thread, carry on. Men's sports! rap =cRap ! Lol

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

IDK why I am bothering with this though

indeed

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

messageboards and mobile devices have turned people into antisocial narcissists

also, zombies

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

did you know that message boards aren't actually that popular anymore?

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

yeah, but the damage is done, see the last 9000 threads.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

how do you manage to stay unaffected given all the time you've spent on here Morbs?

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

messageboards and mobile devices have turned people into antisocial narcissists

is this some kind of confession

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

first of all, i interpreted this thread as a safe space to air unpopular opinions without some smartass jumping down yr throat, so ease off sleepi or no one else will give up the goods

second of all, even a remotely sympathetic reading of sleepingbags og post would make it clear he's not talking about anyone living in america and making 34,000$, ya dick. gonna copy paste it again:

liberalism as many of my friends practice it is like a shitty religion that i want no part of.

they think of other people as needing to be saved, by them.
they make penance with speech acts, not real action.
they live their lives in constant guilt.
they live in cities that are only differentiated from other cities by being huge destinations for wealth, then they disavow that wealth while continuing to partake in the lifestyle it provides.
they blame rich people for all the evils of the world while ignoring that they are the 1%.
they prescribe how other people should be living their own lives.
they say things that have no meaning other than to reveal to others that they are members in this very sensitive club of good people.
it's nothing but performative.

― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, August 17, 2016 2:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are people like that really so alien to you, man alive? i feel like i see you complain about this shit all the time

flopson, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

did you know that message boards aren't actually that popular anymore?

― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:21 (11 minutes ago) Permalink

This really true? I thought things had just kind of migrated to reddit.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link

I don't think many people use ilx style message boards, or at least %-of-the-internet-doing-this is lower, the total amount out there is still probably pretty high. but fb groups and reddit boards aren't that much different, just worse for extended conversations.

iatee, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

xp. oh yeah I guess reddit is a messageboard :(

but like younger people i talk to just seem to use snapchat, whatsapp, tumblr, twitter, instagram, etc.

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

i hate myself; if you ppl were the slightest bit observant you'd have learned that by now.

but you're not.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:39 (eight years ago) link

i also love myself

messageboards and mobile devices have turned people into antisocial narcissists

is this some kind of confession

...because with zero mobile devices, i'm still half the cretin Shakey is.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

I only hold cool conservative beliefs

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

i've met the people sleepingbag has described in los angeles quite often, except that i didn't know if they were part of the 1%, because i was not privy to such info

thing with arguments in general and ilxors is that if you quantify something -- even done offhandedly -- they will jump on you to try to prove it and will put it in a different context if they don't agree with you

it'd be cool if we didn't agree and would still be like 'oh ya we can agree to disagree but have you heard that new album by miley cyrus'

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

vegans who use cocaine are some of the worst hypocrites

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

I only hold cool conservative beliefs

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 August 2016

I expect less routine aloofness out of you.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link

which uncool conservative beliefs does dmac not hold? is more the question

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link

lol otm

bagging area (map), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

vegans who use cocaine are some of the worst hypocrites

― sarahell

what animal products are used in cocaine?

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link

your mom

bagging area (map), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

A poll we can all agree on

Morbs/ btw i vote lefter than most of u everything else is yknow good for u /morbs

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

reveal how lefty you are here thread is elsewhere

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

Heh well of all the ilxors i didnt expect to be swayed by morbstags huh

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 23:48 (eight years ago) link

i think violent media affects the viewer's relationship to violence

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link

vegans who use cocaine are some of the worst hypocrites

― sarahell, Wednesday, August 17, 2016 5:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^

tho this doesn't strike me as really all that...conservative

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 18 August 2016 00:11 (eight years ago) link

mine would probably be something something using social/gov't resources for conserving wilderness is a good thing something something

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 18 August 2016 00:13 (eight years ago) link

weird coalition of trump and ghost of rob ford high-fiving moral upper hands by endorsing locally sourced farm-to-table cocaine

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 18 August 2016 00:36 (eight years ago) link

guys just literally dont ever do cocaine unless you are comfortable with the fact that ppl's heads got cut off in order for you to talk too loud at a party about your stupid ideas

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 18 August 2016 00:42 (eight years ago) link

yeah but they were humans and have original sin, animals have no sin

mh, Thursday, 18 August 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link

that's speciesist https://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 18 August 2016 00:58 (eight years ago) link

Meritocracy is a fake dream and means testing matters

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 August 2016 01:04 (eight years ago) link

I don't know how to reconcile those ideas though

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 August 2016 01:05 (eight years ago) link

meritocracy is a funny fake idea like utopia and both mean nowhere

mh, Thursday, 18 August 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link

abortion makes me sad

marcos, Thursday, 18 August 2016 01:10 (eight years ago) link


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