Amber and Dave's Wedding Feast

let's post about the nuptials of Amber and Dave

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gram's family recipe

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Dave's mom invited most of her friends from AA

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Dave's estranged father brought these

lol

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Amber's Uncle Bill almost got removed from the afterparty when he loudly made racist remarks about the impending demise of the US of A and joked about La Migra

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Amber's niece, Melissa, broke it after she realized that when Uncle Bill's buddy Dale offered it to her, he wanted something in return

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Amber's mom was not thrilled by Dale's choice of footwear

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Amber and her mother regretted seating Dave's brother and his fiancee, Lucia, who is Mexican, at the same table with Uncle Bill

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the wedding reception doubled as a graduation party for Dave

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Dave's stepmom brought her dog, Jessy

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Dave's best bro from high school, Jeff, gave the happy couple a gift certificate to where he works. Jeff discovered his love for the high of watersports as a result of the state-mandated clean living program he went through after his DUI resulted in a rolled Jeep and a busted tendon that ruined Dave's football career

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Amber's sister shows up late to the reception. Meanwhile her daughter, Melissa is fending off the advances of Dale and her son, Darnell, is throwing M&Ms at Jessy, Dave's stepmom's dog

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what Dave got his new father-in-law for a retirement present after he qualified for a disability pension from the Correctional Officers Union

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what Uncle Bill called Lucia's family which prompted the "unpleasantness" with the security guard

are there any german-americans at the festivities?

where did they go for their honeymoon?