nakhchivan in memoriam: thread poll

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since the nakh has been absent a few weeks it is pretty safe to assume he'll never post again, so by way of celebration of his storied ilx tenure i figured it would be fitting to poll his best threads. these are just my choices of course but i do encourage others to suggest their favourites too.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
ilx rubes past, present and future	2
quintessential cacologies of provincials	1
loanwords from nenets in common english usage: a poll	1
Odd_News/2016/04/12/Australian-man-loses-70-pounds-in-100-days-of-potato-only-diet/	0
ლ solecism ლ	0
POO: kantina shqiptare	0
prole mores	0
sic semper leganés	0
geovani faria da silva in germany	0
other (specify below)	0

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 April 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)

nult satis nisi optimum

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

are these real threads cuz if not amazing nakh impersonation

― de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:04 (nine years ago)

spot on

― de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:05 (nine years ago)

You've got most of the genres covered there, yeah. Will be voting for favourite genre

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:10 (nine years ago)

summary execution of known child molesters is morally justifiable

― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 April 2016 00:59 (nine years ago)

this genre of promotional photographs employed by british comedians and light entertainment types

― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 April 2016 00:59 (nine years ago)

ℜ ℜ ℜ ℜ Considering 'Blokesworld' ℜ ℜ ℜ ℜ

― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 April 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

77 thread of mawkish social media tributes to dead criminals

― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 April 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)

Gary Shultz All mother who in unfit doesn't deserve babies TAKE THEM AWAY BEFORE THEY HARM THEM ..GOSH I AM SO SICK AND TIRED SEEING AND HEARING HORRIBLE NEWS ABOUT THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN .. GOD WILL PUNISHMENT WHOEVER HARM BABIES ... WHAT A SHAME AND BREAKING MY HEART SEE ALL BEAUTIFUL BABIES BEEN HARM OR WORST .. GOD HELP ALL BABIES .....TANIA

― sarahell, Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)

also lazy poll construction -- should have set poll end date to April 20th -- birthday of HITLER

― sarahell, Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

it's also 420, the birthday of australian supermoderl miranda kerr, the anniversary of columbine, and my birthday

― Treeship, Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

& weed day

― Mordy, Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)

490

― sarahell, Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)

oh that's probably what u meant by it being 420 not just u repeating the date in m/d format xp

― Mordy, Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

First ever solo gig, April 20th, 2012.

― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

nice

― Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Saturday, 16 April 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)

lol

― sarahell, Saturday, 16 April 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)

the Illumigazti has long tentacles

― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 April 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)

damn

― map, Saturday, 16 April 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

omg

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Saturday, 16 April 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)

tick.jpg

considered starting two threads this week

names for dachshunds

death in the nagorno karabakh republic

― Pratyusha_Banerjee_at_her_birthday_bash.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)

there hasn't been a single reference on here to an irl war at the periphery of europe with dozens of deaths, so it isn't clear who would care, and i need to read more about the subject anyway. whether the thread would be about the war or about the fact that nobody cares about it was undetermined too. there's some good content on the azerbaijani military youtube page anyway. the other got as far as being typed in a 'new question' window until i realised i couldn't think of any appropriate names for dachshunds.

― Pratyusha_Banerjee_at_her_birthday_bash.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

fido kier

― Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)

Zelig is an appropriate name for a daschund

― Treeship, Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)

Mortimer

― Treeship, Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)

Barney

― Treeship, Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:33 (nine years ago)

Thats a good name that was ruined by the weird childrens show

― Treeship, Sunday, 17 April 2016 17:33 (nine years ago)

N have you been procrastinating or getting shit done in your absence? I've been doing the former to a life-sabotaging degree ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ

― Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0gSaXO7.jpg

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 21 April 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 22 April 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)

reasonable

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 April 2016 02:27 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

now more than ever

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:40 (six years ago)

pomenitul's trying at least

― imago, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:58 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/s9SI7Jm.jpg

― ogmor, Wednesday, 26 December 2018 21:58 (six years ago)

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/decaf-coffee-nazi-party

― sarahell, Sunday, 6 January 2019 02:09 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Ex-altar boy jailed for killing paedo who confessed to sexually abusing girl, 6

― sarahell, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

In 2011 he was convicted of wounding a man in a pub by swinging a glass, causing a 1.5in (3.8cm) gash to his victim's head.

― sarahell, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

paedo bloke who will have been stabbed to death:

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article14037305.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_A-former-altar-boy-has-been-jailed-for-10-years-for-cutting-the-throat-of-a-convicted-paedophile-aft.jpg

― sarahell, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

he doesn't look it does he

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 February 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

a+ revive

― macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

six months pass...

Remembrance Day

― Gaz Coombes Meme of 2015 NEVER FORGET (sarahell), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

two years pass...

recently active users ... missing u

― funky house septics: an ILX plumbing thread (sarahell), Monday, 18 July 2022 17:13 (three years ago)

I miss nakh too.

― peace, man, Monday, 18 July 2022 17:38 (three years ago)

Where did he go?

― .xlsm (P. Flick), Monday, 18 July 2022 18:44 (three years ago)

eight months pass...

And - a response to those of you trying to skew my words --

A lot of countries are still *actually* hanging people.

Perhaps you should direct your activism accordingly...?

With all due respect, I'm trying to get a conversation going about the overdose epidemic in SF. pic.twitter.com/rknHLaMTPX
— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) April 10, 2023

― sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2023 06:32 (two years ago)

The Dalai Lama has apologised after footage showed him asking a boy if he wanted to suck the Tibetan spiritual leader's tongue.

― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 10 April 2023 10:02 (two years ago)

oracular secular

― imago, Monday, 10 April 2023 10:28 (two years ago)

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