Brisbane's Laane 'Canna Hand a Man a Granda' Spaandermann has to be the gold medallist. Bulldog pup Farren Ray (who sounds like a JR Ewing henchman) comes in second, while Josh 'Freddie' Kreuger gets the bronze, and the most obvious nickname.
Tom Logan, also drafted by Brisbane, has made such an impression in a short time than he has already had the main drag to Ipswich named after him.
Doubtless Carlton and Kangaroos fans, respectively, will be looking forward to seeing Andrew Walker and David Trotter break into a good gallop next year.
Kevin 'Mastermind' Sheedy's specialist topic for 2003 was 'Stodgy Australian Opening Batsmen From The 80's', and so Essendon drafted Kepler Bradley and Ricky Dyson.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 24 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)