Cows shagged, Farmer gets off

The Cows have been bleating long and loud in the barnyard today as the Farmer from Freo was exonerated by the AFL lucky dip last night.

Talkback radio was crammed with callers shouting themselves Horse while the Freo officials have been Ducking for cover. Farmer himself felt a little Sheepish as he walked away a free range as the lucky dip unveiled its latest Doughtyfull decision.

Everyone in the barnyard has been walking on eggshells and hoping that the Farmer would be off the paddock for at least a month and many fans here are thinking that Jeff was more than a little clucky.

The Cows have been milking it for all it was worth leading up to Farmer’s date with destiny but the stool pigeon didn’t sing so the Western Australian Idol will be suiting up to pluck the Swans at the home paddock this week.

Many at the barnyard have called the Farmer a pig as he trotted out the same porky pies as every player who has been pinged at the lucky dip. Cow fans have taken a fence and many barbed comments have reached the wire. The local press has branded this latest decision as a state scandal and has dubbed the maelstrom ‘Farmergate”.

The lone voice of reason came from ‘Legend of the game’*, Chris McDermott who said ‘Look, I think that Farmer is a Goose but it looked like an accident to me and to suggest otherwise is just Bull’.

Regards,

REB

*as he was described on local radio this morning LOL.