8 out of 41 aint bad* (to the tune of 2 out of three aint bad)
Smorgo I can coach next year
But that aint getting us nowhere
I’ve drilled the boys as hard as I can
But there’s no clues inside my head
And the fans they can cry all night
But that will never inject that much needed steel
The haters are riling up outside
I think you shouldn’t make me leave here
I pored over our list and poured it out
I tried to prove I’ve got more than grey hair
They’re tired of my mumbling and I’m too tight to shout
They’re looking daggers cos there’s no beers
But before you sack me I keep on telling you
We want it (we want it)
We need it (we need it)
But there aint no way we’re ever gonna win it
Now don’t get mad (Don’t get mad cos)
8 out of 41 aint bad
Now don’t get mad (Don’t get mad cos)
8 out of 41 aint bad
You’ll never pay gold for a coach that can’t teach
You’ll never kill for a ruckman named Street
I know you’re looking for booty with a list full of crocks
But there aint no Norm Smith in the Western Bulldogs box
I can try, To tell you we’re not shot
No matter how I try
I’ll never be able to convince you that I’m worth another shot
There’s only one player that I really loved
And that was many tears ago
And even though I didn’t want him to leave the scene
He up and left the team
Ooh, oh no!
I remember how he left after that stormy meet
He shrugged of the blue white and red
How can he go off and play for Richmond instead
There goes our last thoroughbred.
And he kept on telling me
Kept on telling me
We want it (we want it)
We need it (we need it)
But there aint no way we’re ever gonna win it
Now don’t get mad (Don’t get mad cos)
8 out of 41 aint bad
Now don’t get mad (Don’t get mad cos)
8 out of 41 aint bad
Smorgo I can coach next year
But that aint getting us nowhere
regards,
REB
*Apologies to Meatloaf.
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Wierd-ass rumor of the week: Nathan Brown (who at his current rate of regress will soon be known as 'no, not that Nathan Brown, the Richmond one') chose the Tiges as his new club because he knew Terry Wallace would soon be coaching them.
Other rumors suggest he also predicted Shane Warne would tie but not break Murali's record, Australia would have great trouble finalising its Olympic cycling team, and a bloke with an afro would win Australian Idol.
Also, apparently a bloke that looked a lot like Peter Costello was seen in very close conversation with NB, with the question: 'so, when is the little bastard going to retire?' heard several times.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)
And di you know if you rearrange the letters of Nathan Brown, substract and add a few others you end up with .... yeah you guessed it
"NOSTRADAMUS":D
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Monday, 2 August 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)
And if you add half the alphabet subtract some vowells and mix them in with tomato sauce you have a fine soup LOL.
regards,
REB
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)
Sorry Pete. Don't get mad mate, after all, I am a Norwood supporter. You remember us don't you? Pete? Pete?........................
regards,
REB
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Thursday, 5 August 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)