three years pass...
WHEN YOU HAVED THE BIRTHDAY. YOU JUST GET THINGS. THATS WHY THEY HAVED BIRTHDAYS. EVERYBODY HAVED BIRTHDAYS AND GETS THINGS UNTIL THERE DEAD OR THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWS UPPED. EVEN SOMETIMES A DOG OR CAT HAVES BIRTHDAY. THEY GET A THING OR TWO. OR THEY GET SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. THEY GET SOME MONEY. THAT MONEY IS CALLED BIRTHDAY MONEY.
BIRTHDAY MONEY IS BEST OF ALL. I LIKE BIRTHDAY MONEY. YOU GET TO PICK WHAT TO DO WITH THAT MONEY. BECOS WONCE ITS BEEN GIVED ITS YOUR MONEY AND NOT THERES NO MORE. NO WAY THEY CAN GET THAT MONEY BACK. NO WAY UNLESS THEY HAVED A BIRTHDAY TOO AND YOU WANTED TO GIVED THEM BACK THAT MONEY FOR BIRTHDAY MONEY IF YOU STILL HAVED IT. I DONT THINK THAT HAPPENS MUCH. BUT JUST IN CASE I REMEMBNER TO SPEND ALL THAT MONEY QWIK SO THERES NONE LEFT TO GIVED BACK NO MATTER WHAT.
I HAVED BIRTHDAY. I GOT BIRTHDAY MONEY. AT FIRSTS I DIDNT GET THAT MONEY. I HAVED TO WAIT. I HAVED TO WAIT BECOS SOME PERSUNS WANTED TO GIVED THINGS THAT WASNT THE BIRTHDAY MONEY AT ALL. THATS WAS OK. I DIDNT CARE ABOUT THOSED THINGS MUCH. IT WAS OK THOUGH. THEY WERE THINGS ALL WRAPPED UPPED IN THE BOXS. I KNOWED PERSUNS WOULDNT WRAPPED BIRTHDAY MONEY. BECOS THAT WOULD BE VERY TOO MUCH MONEY.
THOSE WRAPPED THINGS WERE SITTING THERE ON THE BIRTHDAY TABLE AND WERE PRETTY BUT WITH NO MONEY INSIDE THEM. I DIDNT EVEN HAVED TO LOOK. I JUST SAT THERE BY THE CAKE AND WAITED FOR BIRTHDAY MONEY TO COME. I ALREADY EATS SOME CAKE. I DIDNT NEED EAT THAT CAKE MORE. ANYBODY COULD EAT THAT CAKE. BUT NOT ANYBODY COULD GET BIRTHDAY MONEY. ONLY THE BEST BIRTHDAYER COULD.
TOMMY WAS THERE. CHAD WAS THERE. DOUG WAS THERE AT MY BIRTHDAY HAVING. THEY WERE WWFING. THEY HAVED THE IRON SHEEK. MARCHOMAN RANDY SAVADGE WAS THERE TOO. AND MORE OF THOSED GROUCHY WRESTLING MANS. TOMMY WAS PUTTING MARCHOMAN RANDY SAVADGE ON THE ROPE AND PULLING HIM BACK UNTIL THE ROPE NOT COULD GO BACK MORE. THEN HE JUST LET GO THE ROPE AND MARCHOMAN RANDY SAVADGE WAS FLYED INTO MY GRANDMAS LAP AND SHE SAID HE WAS HANDSOME. I THINK MARCHOMAN RANDY SAVADGE IS A GOOD WRESTLER BUT NOT HANDSOME. THEN TOMMYS BROTHER GREG WAS AT THE DOOR BANGING. HE HAVED NO BIRTHDAY BUT THAT HE WANTED CAKE AND TO JUST TELLED TOMMY THAT HE HAD TO GO HOME BY NINE. THEN WHAT HAPPIND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SLICED A BIG PIECE OF CAKE. JUST TO STARTED EATING IT HIMSELF EVEN NOT TO CONGRAJULATE ME ON THE BIRTHDAY HAVING.
TOMMYS BROTHER GREG WAS LOUSY. TOMMYS BROTHER GREG STOOD UPPED AND SLICED MORE CAKE TO PUT IN A NABKIN. THEN TOMMYS BROTHER GREG SAID TO GREGS BROTHER TOMMY MOM WANTS YOU HOME BY NINE AND THEN HE WIPED HIS FACE AND LEFT EVEN NOT TO CONGRAJALATE ME ON THE BIRTHDAY HAVING.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. FRED DID. HE WAS TRYING TO GET OUR DOG RALPHY TO SIT ON THE FART BAG. BUT RALPHY DONT WANT TO SIT ON THAT BAG AND IT NOT GET FARTED. SOME PEOPLE. THEY JUST GET BORED OF THE FART BAGS. BUT DIDNT GET BOREDS FOR FRED. FRED ALWAYS LIKED THAT BAG AND ALL THINGS IT DID.
THERE WERE PARTY HATS AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.YOU DIDNT HAVED TO WEAR A PARTY HAT TO GET BIRTHDAY MONEY. I DIDNT HAVED TO WEAR THE HAT. I JUST WANTED THAT MONEY. I WANTED THAT MONEY A WHOLE LOT. I ALREADY WORE THE PARTY HAT. FRED TOOK MY HAT EVEN THOUGH HE HAVED A HAT ALLREADY. FRED WENT BACK TO THE FART BAG. BUT THIS TIME WAS DIFFEREND. THIS TIME HE WORED TWO HATS. EVERYBODY ALREADY HEARD THAT FART BAG. THAT DIDNT MIND FRED WITH TWO HATS THOUGH. HE JUST WENT TO THE WINDOW AND WAITED. WAITED FOR PERSUNS TO WALK BY THE WINDOW OUTSIDE WHO NOT HEARD FART BAG. AND THEN TO USE THE FART BAG VERY FAST IN HIS HANDS. THEY COULDNT HEAR THE NOIZ BUT THEY COULD SEE IT WAS SOMETHIN IN FREDS HANDS BEING USED VERY FAST BY FRED. SOME THINKED IT WAS A FART BAG. SOME DIDNT THINKED SO. THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR FRED. FRED PUT HIS FART BAG IN A LOCKABLE BOX AND THEN JUST WENT SOMEWHERE.
I JUST SAT THERE BY THE CAKE AND WAITED FOR BIRTHDAY MONEY TO COME. I KNOWED IT WOULD COME. I HAVED TO WAIT. SOMEBODY BLEW A KAZOO. I THINKED IT WAS FRED. I DIDNT CARE. I SAT THERE AND WAITED. I HAVED TO.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. A ENDVOLOP TO TIM PUT DOWN ON TABLE. THATS ME. THERE WAS NO MONEY IN IT. I LOOOKED CAREFUL FOR MONEY. WAS ONLY A CARD WITH THAT DOG WITH SUNGLASSES AND NO MONEY AT ALL. I SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE CARD THATS A REALLY NICE DOG WITH SUNGLASSES. THEN I WAITED MORE.
WHO KNOWED WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE BIRTHDAY. WHO KNOWED IF MORE PERSUNS WOULD COME WITH CARDS WITH MONEY OR NOT. NOBODY KNOWED BUT MAYBE I DID. I JUST HAVED TO WAIT THE TIME.
TOMMY AND CHAD WERE MAKING THE WRESTLERS TALK TUFF FACED TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS THEY COULD BLOW UPPED WITH JUST ONE PUNSH. I THINKED THEY COULD BLOW UPPED A LOT OF THINGS WITH JUST ONE PUNSH. FRED BLOWED THE KAZOO MORE AND LOUDER. THEN FRED RAN UPPEDSTAIRS TO USE THE TOILET. I COULD HEAR HIM UPPED THERE PLAYING THE KAZOO ON THE TOILET. THEN I HEARD HIM FLUSH THE TOILET AND COULD NOT HEAR THE KAZOO. BUT WHEN THE TOILET WAS DONE FLUSHING I COULD HEAR THE KAZOO AGAIN. FRED LIKED TO PLAY THE KAZOO.
THEN THERE WERE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. SOMEONES WAS AT THE DOOR. I HOPED IT WASNT TOMMYS BROTHER GREG AGAIN. HES LOUSY. BUT WAS NOT TOMMYS BROTHER GREG. THIS PARTS IMPORTONT. REMEMBNER BEFORED I SAID I HAVEDD TO WAIT FOR BIRTHDAY MONEY. REMEMBNER ME SAYING THAT RIGHT BEFORED. I WAS RIGHT. THAT PERSON AT THE DOOR. IT WASSUNT GREG. AND THEY DIDNT JUST WANT COME IN FOR PLAIN OLD REASON. THEY WANTED TO COME IN TO JUST GIVED ME MONEY FOR HAVING THE BIRTHDAY. THEY GAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY. THE REAL THING. IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT OTHER CARD. THOSE ANIMALS REALLY LIKED TO WEAR SUNGLASSES THE BEST. BUT THIS ONE DIFFREND. THIS WON HAVED MONEY IN IT. THAT MONEY WAS MINE. MORE PERSUNS CAME. THEY HAVED CARDS TOO. I FOUND EVEN MORE MONEY IN THE CARDS. THAT MONEY WAS MINE TOO. I SAID THANKS ALOT BECOS MONEYS IMPORTONT.
WHEN BIRTHDAY PERSUNS BEGONED I TOOKED THAT MONEY UPPED TO THE ROOM OF BELONGING TO TIM AND FRED. I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AT ME HOLDING ALL THAT MONEY WAS MINE. IT LOOKED GOOD. I SAW FRED IN THE MIRROR TOO. HE WAS IN BED READING THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE FART BAG AGAIN. HE READ THOSED INSTRUCTIONS EVERY NIGHT. THEN I LOOKED AT ME IN THE MIRROR AGAIN WITH ALL THAT MONEY HOLDING ONTO. IT STILL LOOKED GOOD.
THEN I LOOKED AT THE MENS ON THE MONEY. I WONDERED IF THEY HAVED THE BROTHER NAMED FRED. I WONDERED. THEN WHAT HAPPENED. I GOT TIRED FROM WAITING ALL DAY FOR MONEY AND HEARING NOIZES. I JUST WANT GO TO BED. BUT FRED JUST STILL READING THAT BOOK ALL NIGHT AND THE LIGHT STILL ON.
I HAVED TO WAIT FOR FRED. WHEN HE WAS DONE READING THAT BOOK HE TURNED THE NOB ON HIS PLASTIK BOX. THEN HE JUST PUT THAT BOOK HE LIKED IN THERED. THEN JUST TURNED THE NOB AGAIN TO LOCK IT SHUT IN THERED WITH OTHER THINGS OF FRED. THEN WHAT FRED DOOD. FRED JUST FEEL LIKE GO TO THE BATHROOM AND LEFT. AND LEFT THAT LIGHT ON TOO. FRED WAS UNSTOPIBBLE. I JUST WENT TO SLEEP WITH THOTS OF ALL MY MONEY.
WHEN I WOKE UPPED FREDS WAS PLAYING THE KAZOO. THATS WHY I WOKE UPPED. THEN I REMEBNERED HAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY NOT SPENDED. AND I WANTED TO SPEND THAT MONEY A WHOLE LOT. NOT TOMMOROW OR NEXT WEEK. ALL MONEY IN ONE DAY. NO MATTER WHAT. ALL THAT MONEY. SPEND GONE IN ONE DAY FOREVIR.
I GOT UPPED. I WENT TO BATHROOM BUT THEN I REMBER. ALL THAT MONEY. SPEND GONE IN ONE DAY. I HAVED NO TIME TO BRUSH TOOTHS. TODAY IS DAY TO SPEND MONEY GONE. BRUSH TOOTH NOT IMPORTONT. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. I JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS.
OUR FATHER IN KITCHEN WITH FRED. THEY EATING GONE CEREALS AND NO TALKING. JUST CRUNCH NOIZING. OUR FATHER HORRORFIED BECOS OF LOOKED AT PHONE BILL. HE JUST MAD BECOS OF FRED CALLED THE PERSUNS WHO BULD FART BAGS TO CONGRAJULATE THEM AGAIN AND HEAR THE KAZOO. FRED LIKED THOSE PERSUNS A WHOLE LOT. HE CALLED THEM EVERY DAY.
I HAVED NO TIME FOR THOSED PROBLUMS OR CEREAL BOWL. I JUST HAVED TIME TO SPEND ALL THE MONEY GONE. IN ONE DAY. I WENT RIGHT FOR PHONE FOR STEP NUMBER ONE. TOMMY. I JUST CALL TOMMY FIRST. YOU THERED TOMMY. TOMMY REMEMBNER YESDERDAY. I GOT THAT MONEY REMEMBNER THAT HAPPPEN. LETS GO TO KFC AND PAY FOR OUR OWN FOODS WITH MONEY. TOMMY JUST SAY OK AND HANG UPPED. I THOT THAT WAS GOOD AND LIKED THAT TOMMY WAS FAST AND KNOWED IMPORTONTS OF TIME WHEN THERE WAS MONEY HAVED.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. I JUST CALL CHAD. YOU THERE CHAD. CHAD REMEMBNER YESDERDAY. I GOT THAT MONEY REMEMBNER THAT HAPPPEN. LETS GO TO KFC AND PAY FOR OUR OWN FOODS WITH MONEY. CHAD JUST SAY DOUG WAS SLEPPT OVER AND HE NOT SURE BECOS OF MONEY PROBLUM. I JUST SAY I HAVED LOTS OF MONEY TO SPEND LETS EAT IT ALL AT KFC. CHAD SAID OK AND HANG UPPED. WOW THAT GREAT. I GOING TO CALL DOUG ANYWAY BUT NOW DONT HAVED TO CALL DOUG BECOS HE JUST SLEPPT OVER CHADS. EVEN MORE IMPORTONTS OF TIME.
I STILL HAVED TO WAIT THOUGH. JUST WAIT FOR THOSED GUYS TO GET OVER AND THEN TO KFC. WHAT TO DO. I KNOWED WHAT TO DOOD. JUST SIT DOWN AND WATCH UPRA RERUN FOR THE ADDULT TALK. I BRUSHED MY HAIR. I ALWAYS BRUSHED THE HAIR FOR UPRA.
THEN WHAT HAPPEN. FRED HAPPPEN. HE JUST TRYING LIFT THE FISH BOWL ON TOP OF THE FART BAG. I COULDENT BELIVE IT. FRED I SAID. FRED IF THAT BAG FARTS IT WONT BE THE FISHES FART. IT NOT THE SAME THING FRED. NOT THE SAME THING AS THE FISH. YOU JUST MAKE THE FISHBOWL FART AND NOT THE FISH.
FRED NOT MATTERED MY WARNING. FRED JUST TALK TO THE FISH AND FART THE BAG ANYWAY.
I JUST TRY AND LISTEN TO THAT UPRA ADDULT TALK. BUT IT JUST NOT THE SAME WITH FRED ON THE BOTHER. NOW WHAT HAPPPEN. FRED JUST TRY AND LIFT THE TV TO PUT FART BAG UNDER AND MAKED UPPRA BE THE NEXT WON. EVEN NOT WAS UPRA NOW. JUST SOME SY SPERLING COMMCERIAL PRESDENT OF HAIR. I HAVED ENUFF. I JUST SAT ON CURB OUTSIDE AND WAIT.
THEN WHAT HAPPEN. TOMMY JUST RUNNING ROUND THE CORNER FAST. AND THEN BEHINDING HIM THE OTHER RUNNING MAN WITH SHINEY BLUE SHORTS. THEY DOOING SAME THING. BUT TOMMY WASNT RUNNING TO GET A+ FOR SPORTS REWARD . HE JUST RUNNING TO EAT GONE SOME FOOD AT KFC SOONER THEN LATER. HE JUST RUNNING TO ME TIM ON THE CURB BECOS HE KNOWED I HAVED THE MONEY FOR KFC. I THINKED TOMMY HAVED THE BEST IDEA. JUST RUNNED FOR THE FOOD .EVERY PERSUN SHOULD ONLY JUST RUNNED FOR THE FOOD HAVING. NO EXCUZE TO RUNNED FAST DOWN A STREET BUT TO EAT FOOD SOONER THEN LATER. NO EXCUZE. JUST FOR FOOD AND THEN EAT IT.
ME AND TOMMY JUSTS LOOKED AT THAT SPORTS GUY RUNNED DOWN THE STREET. THE NO EXCUZE MAKER. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. THEN I JUST TELLED TOMMY. I JUST SAID TO TOMMY. LOOKED THERE AT THE RUNNING. LOOKED THERE AT THE SHINING PANTS. HE THINKEDS HE FROM RINGALING BROTHERS CIRCUS. HE GOING FOR THE A+ REWARD. TOMMY LAFFED. THEN TOMMY PROOFED IT BY LAUGHING HARDER. THEN I JUST SAY TO TOMMY THE ASKING QUESTION. ASKING QUESTION OF WAS THERE EXCUZE. I JUST TELLED THAT TO TOMMY.
TOMMY JUST SAID WAS NO EXCUZE.
THEN TOMMY JUSTS WASSUNT HAVED ENOUGH OF IT. TOMMMY JUST TELLEDS ME. TOMMY JUST SAY. THAT MAN JUST LIKED RUN DOWNED STREET FOR NO EXCUZE. I SAID YES TO TOMMY. THEN WE LAFFED EVEN MORE HARDER.
THEN TOMMY HAVED THE FUN FEELING TOO. TOMMY JUSTS STARTED WHISPERED SOMETHING. I DONTS KNOWED WHY TOMMY WANT TO WHISPER. TOMMY HAVED TO SAY AGAIN. I GOT CLOSED TO TOMMY TO HEARED THE WHISPERS WAS SAYING. TOMMY JUST WHISPER. CAN A COP COPULATE. THEN I JUST TELLED TOMMY I DIDNT KNOW. THEN TOMMYS FACE LOOKED LIKED A WHATS IT FACE.
YOU KNOWED THOSED TIMES. WHEN YOU JUST GO DOWN THE STREET ON BIKE AND SEE THE BARKING DOG YOU NEVER SAW BEFORED. BUT YOU DONTS KNOWED THE FACE OF DOG IS GOOD OR BAD FACE EXXEPT KEEPS BARKING ATS YOU. THATS DOGS FACE WAS LIKED TOMMYS FACE NOW. BUT THEN WHAT HAPPEN. TOMMY JUST STARTED LAFFING. I GUESSED IT WAS OK TO LAFF WITH TOMMY. AND JUST NOTS BE AFRAID OF TOMMYS FACE. I WAS GLAD TO LAUGH WITH TOMMY. BECOS I WASNT TOO SURE ABOUT THAT WHATS IT FACE ON TOMMY.
THEN WHAT HAPPEN. CHAD AND DOUG GOT THERED. I WAS GLAD CHAD AND DOUG SHOW UPPED. I ALMOSTS FORGOT. THE BIRTHDAY MONEY. ALL THAT MONEY. SPEND GONE IN ONE DAY. WE JUST STARTED WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITH ALL THAT MONEY TO SPEND GONE.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. BOWLING PLACE. THERE WAS FACE OF HAPPY MAN ON BOWLING PIN. THAT MEANED BOWLING WAS FUN GAME. WE JUST ALL CHOOSED GO THE BOWLING. BUT ONLY AFDER WE EATEN ALL OUR FOOD ATS KFC. NOT BEFORE. TOMMY JUSTS KEPT LOOKING AT BOWLING PIN. I THINKED TOMMY MAYBE LIKED BOWLING OR JUST DRAWINGS OF BOWLING PINS. IT WAS A GOOD OF A BOWLING PIN DRAWING.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. WE HEARDED A HORN BEHONKED. WE JUST TURNED ROUND AND WHO THERE HONKING THAT HORN LIKED THE RUDD WON.
TOMMYS BROTHER GREG WAS. TOMMYS BROTHER GREG AND WON FREND RIDED BY IN CAR. THEY JUST STOPPED AND SHOWED OFFED THERE EMPTY BUCKETS LIKED BIG SHOTS. THEY ALLREADY HAVED THERES KFC. THEY DIDNT EVEN STOPPED TO SAY NOTHING. JUST TO SHOW OFFED THE EMPTY KFC BUCKETS WAS ALL AND THEN DRIVED GONE. TOMMY BROTHERS GREG. HE WAS LOUSY.
BIG DEAL TOMMYS BROTHER GREG. BIG DEAL. WHEN IM ADDULT ENOUGH TO DRIVED THE CAR OR TRUCK. GUESS WHAT THEN. ILL DRIVED FIVE DIFFREND CARS THRU KFC DRIVETHRU. ONE AFDER THE OTHER. FIVE WHOLE CARS. AND PERSUNS WILL STAND THERE AND WATCH ME LIKE A PARADE. I WONT NEED ALL SORTS OF THE MONEY. ILL JUST RENT THOSED FIVED CARS FROM HURTZ LIKE THEY DO IT ON TV. THEN THEY SEE ME DRIVETHRUING THEM AND DOING ALL THE ORDERS BY THE SELF AND ARE BLOWNED AWAY BY THE WHOLE THING. FIVE WHOLE CARS. AND A NEWSPAPER WILL WRITE ABOUT IT ON THE FRONT PAGE TOO. A NEWSPAPER WOULDNT WRITE ABOUT TOMMYS BROTHER GREG THOUGH. JUST BECOS HE WENTS THE DRIVETHRU WITH A FREND IN ONLY ONE CAR DOSENT MAKE HIM PAUL NEWMAN. THAT JUSTS ISNT EXITING FOR A NEWSPAPER STORY BE WROTE DONE ABOUT SOMEONE LOUSY.
IM GLAD FREDS MY BROTHER. IM GLAD TOMMYS BROTHER GREG ISNT MY BROTHER. THAT WOULDND BE NICE. BECOS THAT WOULD BE LOUSY.
WE WERRE GETTING CLOSER TO KFC. I COULD SMELLED IT. THEN WHAT HAPPEN. WE SAW THAT SIGN UPPED THERE WITH FACE OF KFC ON IT. WE ALL JUSTS STARTED WALKING FASTER.
THEN WE UNDER THAT SIGN AND HAVED TO STOPPED AND JUST LOOKED AT IT TO LIKE IT MORE AND WE LIKED IT MORE.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. FRED GO BY ON BIKE POPPING THE WHEELY. THEN JUST STOP UNDER KFC SIGN TOO AND GRINNED THE SMILES.
HE HAVED UPPED IN HIS NOGBRAIN THAT HE WOULD EAT FOOD AT KFC WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY SPENDING FOR. NOTS SO FAST FRED. FRED SAID PLEASED TIM I GOT GO MY NUMBER 2S AT THE KFC BATHROOM.
NO I SAID. FRED YOU HAVED TELLED ME LIE. YOU JUST WANTS KFC FOOD AND ME TO PAY FOR IT WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY THAT IS MINE. AND THEN YOU WANTS TO USED FART BAG TRICKS IN KFCS EATING ROOMS. NEVER.
FRED JUST POPPED A WHEELEY AND RIDED AROUND IN CIRCLES IN PARKING LOT.
FRED JUST TRY AND DO GUILTS TO ME ME FOR NOT HAVING HIM THE KFC FOOD WITH MY BIRTHDAY MONEY. FRED DOSENT LIKED STRICTS. FRED JUSTS LIKEDS TO DO WHAT FRED LIKEDS TO DO. BUT I HAVED TO BE STRICTS WITH FRED. I HAVED TO.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. SUDDAMINGLY HAPPY MAN JUST COMED OUT OF KFCS FRONT DOOR. HE HAVED LOOK OF EATEN ENJOYMENT ALL UPPED THERE ON THE FACE. WE JUST KNOWED HE HAVED FOOD AT KFC AND WAS HAPPY THE MEAL WAS NICE AND EATABLE. I FORDGOT ALL ABOUT FRED AND THE GUILTINGS. THIS WAS REALLY SOMETHING.
WE GOT A WHOLE LOT EXITED. THAT NICE MAN. HE GAVED US CONDIFENCE TO EAT. I KNOWED FORS SURE ID SPEND ALL THE MONEY AT KFC. HOW COULDNTS I JUST SPEND ALL THAT MONEY. UNSTOPIBBLE. ALL REVVED UPPED TO EAT. HE MUST HAVED GOT SOMETHING REALLY GOOD IN THERE. TOMMY MADE HIS HAND GO LIKE A BALL. THEN HE SMASHED IT INTO HIS OTHER HAND. HE HAVED TO. EXITMENT GOT HIM. TOMMY WAS JUST COULDNT WAIT TO EAT GONE THE BUCKET FOOD. JUST LIKED THAT HAPPPY MAN JUST DOOD. JUST COULDNT WAIT FOR THE NICED TASTE OF THE EATABLES DOWN THE THROATS. I LIKED TOMMYS ENTHUSGASM. WE ALL HAVED THE ENTHUSGASM TO GET IN THERE AND EAT. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. WE JUST WENT IN THERE TO EAT.
IF I DIDNT HAVED ALL THAT BIRTHDAY MONEY BELONGGING TO ME. THEN ID JUST MAKED TOMMY THE EATING LEADER. TOMMY JUST HAVED ALLS THE PIZZAZZ. I THINKED PIZZAZZ IS GOOD FOR A LEADER. AND TO HAVED A NICE HAIRCUT IS GOOD TOO. I LOOKED BACK AT THAT MAN WONCED MORE. HE HAVED HAVED A CAR WAS GOING INTO. IT HAVED WROTE ON IT WAS BUICK LESAYBER. I HAVED TO JUST REMEMBNER BUICK LESAYBER IS A GOOD CAR FOR PARK IN KFC OR DRIVETHRUING. WHEN I RENT FIVED CARS WON WILL BE BUICK LESAYBER. I SWAIR TO GOD. THEN I LOOKED MORE AT CAR. IT HAVED OTHER THING WROTE DONE ON IT. I HAVED TO TAKE TIME TO READ IT BUT IT COULD OF BE IMPORTONTS AND I HAVED TO READ IT.
IT HAVED STICKER THAT SAID. DONT BLAMED ME. I VOTED FOR JIMMMY BUFFIT. I NEVERED HEARD OF THAT WON. BUT I JUST HAVED TO REMEMBNER THAT WON. JUST IN CASE I HAVED TO VOTE SOMEDAY TO MAKE SURE HE GETS TO BE THE PRESDENT STILL.
I LOOKED MORE AT THAT CAR. HAVING STICKER ON CAR MAKED IT BETTER CAR. THEN I THOUGHT MORE. IF I HAVED STICKER ON CAR. IT WILL JUST SAY BUICK LESAYBER ON IT. EVEN IF MY CAR IS NOT BUICK LESAYBER OR IS A TRUCK. I WISHED I HAD PENCIL TO WROTE DONE BUICK LESAYBER ON. LOTS OF CARS THEY BULD. LOTS OF CARS. NOT ALL CALLED LESAYBUR. GOT TO REMEMBNER THAT ONE. BUICK LESAYBUR.. I THINKED I CAN REMBEMBNER THAT ONE. GOT TOO REMEMBNER THAT JIMMMY BUFFIT TOO. GOT TOO REMEMBNER A LOT. WISHED I HAVED THAT PENCIL THOUGH.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. FIRST THING WE SAWED IN KFC. THE WET FLOOR SIGN. IT WROTE WET FLOOR SIGN ON IT. KFC MUST HAVED BEEN OUT THERE WATERING HIS FLOORS AND WE JUST MISSED HIM. KFC DONTS TAKED NO CHANCES. HE WANTS THEM IN THERE TO EAT NICE. THEY CANT EAT NICE IF THEY BREAK THE LEGS OFFED GOING OVER THOSED WATERFUL BUCKETS. HE CANT LET THEM BE HURT. NO MATTER WHAT. THATS WHY HE WETS THE FLOORS DONE HIMSELF. TO BE EXTRA SURE.
THAT RONDALD MCDONALT. HE JUST DONT CARED LIKE KFC DOOD. HE HAVES THAT OTHER DRIVETHRU. HE MADE UPPED THAT NAME. THAT RONDALD MCDONALT NAME JUST A BAD LIE HE MADE UPPED IN ONE SECOND. HE JUST CAMED FROM SOMEPLACE NOT USA OF AMERICA. SOMEPLACE ELSE NOBUDDY KNOWS ABOUT. THATS COULD BE A DANGERERUS PLACE. HE JUST NEVERED SAW NO USA OF AMERICAN PERSON LOOKED LIKE EVER BEFORED. AND IF HE TAKED OFFED THAT STUFF OFFED HIS FACE. THEN WHO KNOWEDS WHAT RONDALD MCDONALT LOOKED LIKE. AND THEN PERSUNS COULD JUST THINKED HES A FAKE. IF HE DONT REALLY LOOKED LIKE THAT. THATS CURSE OF RONDALD MCDONALT. THATS WHY HE NOT CARED IF BURGER WANTERS JUST BREAK THERE LEGS OFFED JUST GOING FOR THE BURGERS. HE WANTS THEM TO BE CURSED TOO. HES A DANGERERUS. THANKED GOD FOR NICE KFC.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. THERE WAS A IMPORTONT WOOD WRECTANGLE. KFCS BULDERS GOT TO STAND BEHIND THE WONDROFUL WOOD WRECTANGLE OF KFC DOING GREAT THINGS. AND KFC LET THEM KNOWED ALL THE BIG SECRETS. THEY HAVED THE BIG SECRET OF PUT THE FOOD BOX TOGETHER. AND THEY HAVED MORE OTHER BIG SECRETS TOO THAT I EVEN DONT KNOWED WHAT THEY ARE.
SOME PERSUNS. THEY JUST THINKED SANTA THAT BIGGED OF A DEAL. BECOS OF HAVED THAT THING THAT FLY AROUND ON ALL NIGHT AND ALL THOSED LIGHTS IS THE BEST. BUT PERSUNS TURNNED ON LIGHTS JUST TO SEE A TOILET TOO. JUST TO READ THE CROSSEDWORD PUZZEL THEY TURNNED ON THE LIGHTSBUBS. LIGHTBUBS ARRUNT THAT IMPORTONT SANTA. JUST TURNNED ON THE MORE LIGHTBUBS HERES COME SANTA NO BIG OF A DEAL. BUT KFC IS BIG OF A DEAL. HE MASHPEDS THEM. HE MASHPEDS THEM NIGHT AND DAY. ALL THE POTATOS. IN HIS HAPPYING HANDS. MASHPED THEM TOGETHER TO BULD THE WONDROFUL EATABLES. AND THE DRAWYER PAINTS KFCS HAPPY FACE ON THE BUCKETS EVERY NIGHT TOO AND MAKEDS HIM FAMUS. HE WORKS HARD TOO.
PERSUNS HAVED TO COME TO KFC. BECOS THEY WANT TO EAT LOTSA THE FOOD. SANTA JUST COMES TO THE PERSUNS IN THERES LOCKEDSHUT HOUSE. EVEN IF THEY WANTS SOME PREZENTS OR NOT. HE JUSTS COMEDS IN ANYWAY FOR ANY OLD REESON WHOOPSY DOO. THATS AGAINST THE LAW. BREAK IN AND ENTER IN. THATS AGAINST THE COPS LAW. SANTAS A NO GOOD BAD GUY. HE JUST BUYS POLICE COPS OFFED WITH THE CRIZZEDMESS PREZENTS. SOMEDAY NICE COP WILL COME FOR SANTAS AND WONT TAKED NO WHOOPSY DOOS FOR A ANSER. NO MATTER WHAT. THEN PERSUNS WILL JUST FORGET SANTA AND THINKED MORE OF KFC.
KFC DOES ALOT. WHATS DOES THAT SANTA DO. SANTA JUST WORKED ONE DAY A THE YEAR AND REST OF TIMES JUST WATCHES ALL THOSED MOVIES ABOUT SANTA IN A LAZE. ALL THE TIME EXXEPT ONE DAY A THE YEAR SANTA JUST LAZE THERE WATCHED SANTA MOVIES. ALL THE TIME. JUST ONE DAY. IN A LAZE. AND DONT FORDGET HE BREAK INS TO THOSED HOUSES TOO. DONT FORDGET THAT TOO. COPS LAW. I NOT RECCOMENDER SANTA. I SWAIR TO GOD. NO MATTER WHAT. I NOT RECOMMENDER THAT WON.
THEY ALL THINKED OF BIG OF A DEAL SANTA IS. CAN YOU DRIVED TO SANTAS HOUSE AND GET YOUR PRESENTS OUT HIS WINDOW UNTIL 11. I NEVERED TRY THAT. BUT I BET A HONDREDS DOLLORS YOU CANT I BET. JUST GO THERED TO SANTAS WINDOW ANY OLD TIME A YEAR AND WHAT HAPPPENS. NOTHING DOOODING. JUST IN A LAZE THERE WITH THOSED VCR SANTA TAPES WATCHING ALL DAY. DONTS GIVED ANYTHING OUT THE WINDOWS. THATS WHAT LOUSY MEANS. USE THE COPS LAW TO JAIL HIM.
KFC IS BETTER THEN IS SANTA. SANTAS JUST A SHOWOFF. SANTA AND THOSED LOUSY LIGHTS. IF KFC WANTED TO HE COULD FLY A HELLOCHOPPER OVERED ALL THE HOUSES AND DELIBER THE MASHPED POTATOS WITH ALL THOSED LIGHTS FLASHENING JUST FOR KFC THE DELIBERER. JUSTS LIKED SANTA DELIBER THE PREZENTS. BUT KFC NOT DOOD IT THAT WAY. HE NOT A HOTS SHOT DELIBERER LIKED SANTA IS. SOMEONE SHOULD TELLED SANTA THAT PAUL NEWMAN MIGHT NOT EVEN BE IN A MOVIE. THEN WHERE THAT LEAVEDS SANTA AND HIS BIGSHOT TRICKS. DOWN THE DRAINS MAYBE IS WHERE.
ME TOO WONCE LOVED SANTA. NOT LOVED SANTA NO MORE. PERSUNS CAN BE WRONG AND THEN RIGHT. JUSTS NEED ALL THE FACKS IS ALL. ONE PLUSSED TWO. JUST NEEDS TO ADD IT ALL UPPED ABOUT THAT SANTA. JUST NEEDS TO KNOW SOME OF ALL THE FACKS IS ALL.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. WE CHOOSED THE EATING TABLE. TOMMY PUT HIS ELBOWS ON THE TABLE. CHAD PUT HIS LEGS ON THE BENCH. DOUG NOCKED NOIZE INTO THE TABLE WITH HIS NUCKLES. WE GOT COMFITABLE AT OUR TABLE. WE WANTED TO LET ALL PERSUNS IN KFC KNOWED IT WAS OUR TABLE. WE LOOKED ROUND AT THE PERSUNS AT KFC. THEY KNOWED THAT TABLE WAS OURS NOW. THEY KNOWED IT WAS OURS UNTIL WE LEFT KFC EATEN ALL OUR THE FOOD OR THE WHOLE WORLD BLOWED UPPED. I HAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY.
IT WAS OUR TABLE. WE WERE EATING AT OUR TABLE. AND FRED WAS NOT WITH. NOT THIS TIMED FRED. I DECIDE AND WHO EATS IT. FRED HAVES NO PLACE. HE HAVED FOOD ALL YEAR AT THE TABLE AT HOME. NOT AT THE KFC TABLE HE WONT. I DECIDE WHO GETS TO EAT SOME FOOD AT KFC. BIRTHDAY MONEY BELONGING TO ME. BIRTHDAY MONEY MAKES IT DESERVABLE WHO GETS TO EAT. NOT FRED DOES. BIRTHDAY MONEY DOES. BIRTHDAY MONEY SAYS SO. FRED NOT DESERVABLE.
WE GOT THE WORKS. CHIKEN. MASHPED POTATOS. CORN BRED. THE GRAVY. PEPSIS WITH THE COLD ICE. AND THE PLASTIC FORKS AND KNIFES TO EAT FOOD GONE WITH. THEY WERED THERE TOO. KFC THINKEDS OF EVERYTHING. WE DIDNT HAVED TO BRING ANY EATING THINGS WITH. AND WE WERE QUIET. WE DIDNT HAVED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. WE JUST ATE THAT WONDROFUL FOOD. I LIKED IT A WHOLE LOT. IT WAS WORTH THE MONEY TO SPEND GONE. ID DO IT AGAIN. I ASKED TOMMY AND CHAD IF THEYD DO IT AGAIN. THEY SAID THEYD DO IT AGAIN. IM GLAD THEY AGREED. NO WONDER THEY WERED MY FRENDS.
EVEN IF THAT RONDALD MCDONALT . EVEN IF THAT BAD WON GOT ME AND TELLED ME TO SAY KFCS EATABLES WERED UNTASTY OR HED BLOW ME UPPED WITH FIFDY GRENADES. EVEN IF THAT MUCH TERIBBLE HAPPIND I NOT SAY A THING THAT HURT KFCS FEEELINGS. NO MATTER WHAT. I JUST LIKED KFCS FOOD A WHOLE LOT. I CANT KONTROL THE FUTURE.
EVEN IF KFC HIMSELF TIPTO AT NIGHT TO THE WINDOW OF TIM AND FREDS ROOM AND WAS CRYING ABOUT HOW THE PARDS OF THE MENU FOOD NOT COSTED HIM A LOT OF DOLLORS OR WAS JUST NO GOOD NO MORE. EVEN IF KFC GO AND LOSED THE NOGBRAIN LIKED THAT. I WOULD SWAIR TO GOD THE FOOD WAS THE BEST. NO MATTER WHAT.
I JUST WIPED MY FACE WITH THE NABKIN. DONE AT KFC. THAT WENTS FAST.
THE EATABLES. WE JUST EATEN IT ALL GONE. OH WELL. WE JUST GOT TO FRONT DOOR TO LEAVED KFCS ALL FILLED UPPED AND READY SET GO FOR THE BOWLING.
THEN I STOPPED AT KFCS DOOR. I HAVED TO. I FEELED JUST LIKED A DOOZY. I WAS HAVED THE BIG IDEA STUFFED UPPED THERE IN THE NOGBRAIN. I HAVED TO HOLD THE DOORNOB NOT TO FALLED DOWN. THEN I JUST SAID. YOU GUYS. WHY DO WE HAVED TO GO BOWLING. WHY CANT WE EATS EVEN MORE AT KFC FIRST. THEN AFDER THAT GO TO THE BOWLING. WE DONTS HAVED TO LEAVE IF WE DONT WANT TO. JUST BECOS A WHOLE LOT OF PERSUNS GO AWAY AFTER EATING DOSENT MEAN THEY CANT CHANGE THERE MINDS UPPED ABOUT IT AND GO BACK IN THERE FOR MORE OF TO EAT OF. WE COULD BE THE FIRST. LIKE THOSED ASTRANOTS IN SPACE. WHO GOES INTO SPACE IN A ROCKET THAT COSTS A MILLION DOLLORS. THE ASTRANOTS DO. WHO GOES TO THE DOORS OF KFC WITH MONEY LEFTOVER AND JUST DECIDE IT NOT ENOUGH. WE DO. LETS BE THE FIRST WONS.
CHAD AND DOUG KNOWED RIGHT OFF THE BATS THEY WANTED TO BE THE FIRST WONS ON THE MISSION. BUT TOMMY DIDNT SAY ANYTHING. I ASKED TOMMY IF HE WANTED TO BE FIRST ON THE MISSION.
TOMMY JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BOWLING. THEN I TELLED TOMMY SOMETHING FOR HIS INFOMATION. I JUST TELLED TOMMY THAT IF HE WANTED TO GO BOWLING HE COULD IF HE WANTED TO GO BOWLING. OR WE COULD ALL JUST GO ON THE MISSION LIKE SAID BEFORE. WHICH WON TOMMY. WHICH WON IS BEST YOU THINK.
TOMMY JUST STOODS THERE TAKING ALL THE TIME.
TOMMY SAID I HAVED TO THINK ABOUT WHICH I WANT MORE. CHAD AND DOUG KNOWED RIGHT OFF THE BATS THEY WANTED MORE OF TO EAT OF BUT TOMMY HAVED TO THINK MORE ABOUT IT BECOS TOMMY SAID SO.
OK I SAID. WE WILL STAND HERE AT KFCS DOOR AND YOU THINK ABOUT WHICH THING YOU WANT MORE OK. OK I WILL TOMMY SAID.
I WAITED. CHAD AND DOUG DID TOO. FOR TOMMY TO BE DONE THINKING AND READY TO PICK WHICH THING HE WANTED MOST OF ALL. I HAVED TO WAIT FOR TOMMY. I GOT OUT MY WALLET OUT THAT HAVED ALL THAT BIRTHDAY MONEY IN IT. ALMOSTS ALL THE MONEY WAS STILL THERE. IT FELT GOOD TO HAVED THAT MONEY. CHAD AND DOUG WERE LOOKING AT THE MONEY TOO. THEY KNOWED IT WAS GOOD TOO. I STARTED COUNTING THE MONEY. I DIDNT HAVED TO COUNT THE MONEY BECOS I KNOWED HOW MUCH IT WAS OF. BUT I JUST WANTED TO COUNT THAT MONEY BECOS IT FEELED GOOD TO BE COUNTING MY BIRTHDAY MONEY.
THEN I LOOKED AT TOMMY. HE WAS LOOKING AT KFCS MENU HARD. I JUST KNOWED HE WAS THINKING ALL ABOUT WHAT WAS BETTER TO DO. EAT MORE OF KFCS WONDROFUL MEALS OR GO FOR BOWLING. I ASKED HIM IF THATS WHAT HE WAS THINKING. HE SAID YES. I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS ALL DONE YET. HE SAID NO. HE SAID THERE WAS SO MUCH PUT ON THE MENU HE HAVED TO READ IT ALL TO SEE IF WAS BETTER THEN BOWLING OR IF WASNOT. I SAID OK. TOMMY SAID OK TOO.
THEN I LOOKED AT CHAD. CHAD HAVED ON THE PURPLE IZOD SHIRT WITH THE ALLIGADER ON IT. WONCE TIME I HAVEDD THE CHANCE TO GET THE IZOD SHIRT TOO. NOT THE PURPLE WON. THE GREEN WON. I WAS AT THE MALL WITH FRED AND NANA. SHE SAID WE COULD GET ONE THING EACHED. JUST ONE THING. NOT MORE. I HAVED TO CHOOSED. BUT BEFORE I GOT TO CHOOSED. WHAT HAPPPEN. FRED JUST CHOOSED FIRST. FRED CHOOSED THE UPTOPOMUS PRIME. THEN I JUST CHOOSED THE IZOD SHIRT. I HAVED TO.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. FRED JUSTS DIDNT LIKED THE UPTOPOMUS NO MORE. HE WANTED THE IZOD SHIRT. HE LIKED THE UPTOPOMUS LESSED. HE LIKED THE IZOD SHIRT MORED. MY IZOD SHIRT. BELONGING TO ME. I JUST TELLED HIM. FRED. YOU WANT THAT IZOD SHIRT A WHOLE LOT THEN YOU GIVED UPPED THE UPTOPOMUS. YES SAID FRED AND GRABBED SHIRT AWAY.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. CAR ACCIDENT WITH NANA. BUT THAT PART NOT IMPORTONT. WHAT IMPORTONTS IS FRED JUST WANT ANOTHER CHOOSE. NOW HE LIKED THE UPTOPOMUS MORE. FRED COULDNT HAVED THAT. ALREADY HE CHOOSED. MORED THAN ONCE. TWICED HE CHOOSED. I JUST TELLED HIM. FRED I DONT WANT THAT IZOT SHIRT. YOU JUST KEEP THE IZOD SHIRT FRED THE UPTOPOMUS IS MINE. FRED JUST START TO CRYING AND TO GRAB MY UPTOPOMUS THAT IS MINE. BUT HE COULDNT HAVED THAT THING. IT WAS MINE. FRED COULDNT HAVED THAT IT WAS MINE. HE HAVED TO HAVED THE IZOD SHIRT. AND NOT THE UPTOPOMUS. FRED DID. THEN WE DROVED HOME IN TOW TRUCK.
I JUST FLOPPED UPTOPOMUS ON THE BED. THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. I JUST GO BACKED TO WATCHED THE UNSLOVED MYSTERYS SHOW. I COULD TELLED IT WAS A GOOD UNSLOVED MYSTERY BECOS THAT UNSLOVER WAS ON THERE TALKING SERIOS ABOUT A CLUES.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. I JUST HAVED TO GO THE BATHROOM. I HAVED TO GO THE BATHROOM AND NOT WATCH THE UNSLOVER. OH WELL. I JUST GO AND DO THE TRINKLES INTO THE TOILET WATERS.
I JUST ABOUTS TO DO THE TRINKLES. BUT THEN I HEARDED THE TRINKLES ALLREADY BEING DOODED. AM I LOSED THE NOGBRAIN. NOT IF FREDS CAN HELPED IT. FRED JUST THERE BEHINDED THE SHOWER CURTAIN MAKING A TINKLING. I SAW HIM THERE. WAS JUST GOTTEN IN THE CORNER. WAS MAKING THE UPTOPOMUS WEAR THE IZOD SHIRT. AND WAS JUST DO THE WETS ON THEM BOTHED.
FRED I SAID. WHAT ARE YOU DOING I SAID. FRED SAID I AM PEEING. I SAID I KNOWED. YOUR PEEING ON THE UPTOPOMUS. THATS MY UPTOPOMUS YOU HAVED NO RIGHT. THAT WONS MINE. FRED SAID I KNOWD. THEN I SAID WHY ARE STILL DOOING THAT. FRED SAID IM NOT DONED PEEING. I SAID I KNOWED. FRED JUST KEPT ON PEEING. I WENT TO GET NANA TO SHOWED FRED BREAKING THE COPS LAW BEHINDED THE CURTAINS.
NANA JUST WATCHING THE TV. JUST SAID FREDS A GOOD BOY IM WATCHING RINGALING BROTHERS CIRCUS AND ITS GREAT WITH THE ANIMALS AND NO NUDDIDDY ON THE PERSUNS. LETS ORDER A PIZZA THE RINGALING BROTHERS IS ON. SUDDAMINGLY FRED WAS JUST AT THE DOOR WITH NICE SMILES AND HIS PANTS BACKED ON. JUST AT THE DOOR AND WAIT FOR THE PIZZA DELIBERER. THEN WHAT HAPPEND I JUST WAITS AT THE DOOR FOR THE DELIBERER TOO AND FORGOT ABOUT THE UPTOPOMUS TOO.
SUDDAMINGLY I SAID CHAD I BET UPTOPOMUS PRIME WOULDNT WEAR AN IDOZ SHIRT WITH THE ALLIGADER ON IT I BET. I DIDNT KNOWED WHY I SAID THAT TO CHAD. MAYBE HE WOULD WEAR A IDOZ SHIRRT. I DONT KNOW WAS TOO SURE. I JUSTS THOUGHT UPTOPOMUS MAYBE DONT WANT WEAR A SHIRT FRED WOULD TRINKLE ON. EVEN IF WAS THE IZOD SHIRT.
CHAD LOOKED MAD. THEN HE JUST SAY. TIM UPTOPOMUS PRIME WOULD WEAR A IDOZ SHIRT BECOS THERED THE BEST SHIRTS CAN BE BUYED AT THE STORE. THE ALLIGADOR IS ON THE SHIRT. ITS THE BEST SHIRT THAT CAN BE BUYED AT THE STORE. ITS THE IZOD SHIRT. THEN CHAD POINTED AT HIS SHIRT.
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SAY. I GUESS CHAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT SHIRT WAS THE BEST. I SAID IM SORRY CHAD OK. CHAD SAID OK. BUT HE STILL LOOKED MAD. THEN I REMEBNERD TOMMY. HE WAS LOOKING HARD AT KFCS MENU STILL. I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE TOMMY MAD TOO BY BOTHER HIS MIND UPMAKING. SO I JUST GOT OUT MY WALLET AGAIN AND STARTED COUNTING UPPED MY BIRTHDAY MONEY MORE. THE MONEY FELT GOOD AGAIN TO COUNT. AND THIS TIME I FOLDED OVERS THE MONEY TO FEELS LIKED IT WAS EXTRA MORE MONEY THEN I HAVED.
I WAS TRYING TO COUNT THAT MONEY GOOD BUT SOMETHING WAS HAPPPENING AND I COUDENT COUNT THAT MONEY TOO GOOD. FRED WAS OUT THERE IN THE PARKING LOT. I SAW HIM THERE. HE WAS GOING FOR HIS NUMBER 2S IN THE PARKING LOT. I DIDNT WANT CHAD AND DOUG TO SEE FRED DOOING HIS NUMBER 2S SO I SAID WOW LETS LOOK AT THE PERSUNS OVER THERE EATING GONE THE BUCKET FOOD. LETS JUST SEE WHAT THOSED GUYS GOT WHILE WE WAIT FOR TOMMY TO GET FINSED.
THEY SAID OK. THEN WE LOOKED AT THE PERSUNS WERE THERE AND NOT AT FRED.
THERE WAS A MAN AND A WOMEN GONE FOR THE ROMANTING EATING DATE. HE HAVED A LARGE PEPSI WITH THE ICE. NICE WOMEN DID SO TOO. AND THEY WERE EATING MASHPED POTATOS. I SAW THEM. I KNOWED IF I WAS GONE FOR THE EATING DATE WITH THE NICE WOMEN THATS WHAT ID GET AT KFC TOO. I FELT IMPORTONT TO KNOW THAT I WOULD PICKED THE RIGHT MEAL. JUST LIKE THAT MAN DID ON A IMPORTUNT DATE WITH A NICE WOMEN THAT IS ROMANTING. I SAW THAT WOMEN EATING MASHPED POTATOS. I STARTED COUNTING MY BIRTHDAY MONEY AGAIN. THIS TIME IT FELT EVEN BETTER TO COUNT THAT MONEY AGAIN WITH THOTS OF THE WOMEN SAME TIME HAVING. MAYBE COULD BE I HAD EVEN MORE MONEY THEN THAT MAN. I BET I DID HAVED MORE MONEY I BET. I BET I DID I BET. I WAS STARTED TO FEEL WONDROFUL AGAIN.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. I WAS ERUPTED MORE BY FRED. HE WAS POPPING WHEELIES OVER HIS NUMBER 2S IN THE PARKING LOT. I REMEBNERED IF I GO ON THE ROMANTING EATING DATE TO KFC. NEVER TO BRING FRED WITH. EVEN NOT CHAD OR DOUG WITH. JUST BY MYSELF ANDS THE WOMEN SO I COULD JUST CONSTONTRAIT AT THE WOMEN AND KFC HAVING WITH NO ERUPTINGS BY THEM GUYS. AND IF WOMEN WANTED MORE KFC I WOULD AFFORD IT WITH MY MONEY THAT IS MINE. SHE COULD EAT ALL THE KFC SHE WANTED. OR AT LEAST A WHOLE LOT. I LOOKED AT THAT MAN AGAIN. I BET HED WANT TO KEEP SOME MONEY FOR HIMSELF TO BUY A HAT OR A CANDY BAR WITH. HE WOULDENT SPEND ALL FOR THE WOMEN AT KFC. HE WOULD LIE AND SAY ALL THE MONEY WAS GONE AND JUST SIT THERE QUIET NOT SPENDING ALL FOR THE WOMEN.
NOT ME IS LIKE THAT. I WOULD SPEND ALL. I SWAIR TO GOD I WOULD. NO MATTER WHAT. PEPSI. CHIKEN. MASHPED POTATOS. CORN BRED. THE GRAVY. ANY THAT IS WROTE ON THE MENU BY KFC HIMSELF WILL BE BUYED BY TIM. NO MATTER WHAT. ANY DRINK WILL BE BUYED TOO. NO MATTER WHAT. ILL JUST BUY IT WITH MONEY.
KFC ALMOSTS KNOWS EVERYTHING. ALMOST EVERYTHING BUT JUST ONE THING HE DONT KNOWED ABOUT TOO MUCH. KFC MUST NEVERED BEEN TO WONNED OF THOSED OTHER EATING PLACES. BECOS HE CAN JUSTS EAT KFC FOOD WHENEVER HE WANTS. BUT YOU KNOWED ABOUT THOSED OTHER WONS. THEY JUST HAVED THE ROMANTING CURTAINS PUT UPPED. THEY THOT BECOS OF HAVEDD THE SPADGEDDY IN THE BOWLS THAT THE CURTAINS WAS RIGHT TO MAKED IT ROMANTING. BUT YOU DONT NEED THE SPADGETTYS FOR THOSED CURTAINS BE PUT UPPED. YOU DONT NEED THE PARMAZING CHEEZE TO ENJOY ROMANTING CURTAINS. YOU JUST NEED ROMANTING FEELING INSIDE.
JUSTS LIKED THE SPADGADDY. EAT GONE BEHIND A ROMANTING CURTAIN. PRIVAT AT THAT OTHER PLACE. WHY NOT PRIVAT FORED KFC. I WILL WROTE THE NICE ASKING LETTER TO KFC. ASKING LETTER FOR HAVING ROMANTING CURTAINS PUT UPPED SINCEARLY TIM. WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ROMANATING CURTAINS PUT UPPED AT KFC. WHO KNOWS. CURTAINS MAKED IT THE MYSTERY. CURTAINS MAKED IT THE ROMANTING.
WHERED IGO. I REMEBNER NOW. PEPSI. CHICKEN. MASHPED POTATOES. CORN BRED. THE GRAVY. SHE WILL HAVED IT ALL OF IT ON THE EATING DATE WITH TIM. NO MATTER WHAT. ILL JUST BRING MONEY.
I JUST REMEMBNER MORE THINGS. I WOULDNT JUST HAVED MONEY IN MY POCKETS. I WOULD HAVED THE ATEAM CARD TOO FOR THE COMPUDER MONEY TOO. THEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTONS AND ASK FOR THE MONEY THATS INSIDE THE COMPUDER. THEN COMPUDER SAYS HERES A LOTTA THE MONEY AND PUSH THE MONEY OUT TO BE GOT BY TIM. AND THEN ALLS YOU DO IS TAKE IT AWAY FROM THAT COMPUDER. EVEN NOT HAVED TO SAY THANK YOU. COMPUDERS JUST DONT MIND IT.
BEFORE WE GO TO KFC I WOULD REMEMBNER. JUST REMBEBNER. TAKE THAT NICE WOMEN RIGHT TO THAT COMPUDER TO WATCH IT GIVE ME SOME MONEY WHEN I PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTONS. EVEN NOT JUST BIRTHDAY MONEY TOO. BUT MONEY I GOT FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT I PUT IN THAT REALLY GREAT COMPUDODUTAH TILL I NEEDED IT FORED THE WOMEN THAT IS NICE. AND I WOULD WEAR THE ROMANTING SUNGLASSES WHEN I TOOKED THAT MONEY GONE FROM THE COMPUDER FOREVIR
I LOOKED AT TOMMY. HE WAS STILL READING THE MENU STILL. FRED WAS STILL DO THE WHEELIES OVER HIS NUMBER 2S IN THE PARKING LOT STILL. DOUG WAS ASKING ABOUT CHADS IZOD SHIRT AND CHAD WAS TELLING HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND MAYBE HE WOULD WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT TOO. CHAD KNOWED A WHOLE LOT ABOUT THOSED SHIRTS. I STARTED COUNTING MY BIRTHDAY MONEY AGAIN. IT STILL LOOKED GOOD.
SUDDAMINGLY TOMMY SAID HE COUDENT UNDERSTAND SOME THINGS ON THE MENU AND HAVED TO CALLED UPPED TOMMYS BROTHER GREG. TOMMYS BROTHER GREG HAVED A COMPUDER WITH SIX HUNDRED FORDY MEMORIES. TOMMY HAVED TO CALLED HIM TO HELPED FIND THE BEST ANSWER TO THE QUESTION. TOMMY LIKED GOING TRY FOR THE BEST ANSWERS. HE LOOKED FOR A PHONE IN THE KFC BUT THERE WAS NO PHONE IN KFC. TOMMY HAVED TO LEAVE. TOMMY HAVED TO GO FIND A PHONE. HE SAID HE WOULD BE RIGHT BACK. TOMMY HAVED TO GO. HE MADE SURE NOT TO STEPPED ON FREDS NUMBER 2S IN THE PARKING LOT. IM GLAD TOMMY DIDNT STEPPED ON THOSED NUMBER 2S. I STARTED COUNTING MY BIRTHDAY MONEY AGAIN JUST TO BE MADE SURE IT WAS ALL THERE.
THEN WHAT HAPPPEN. I HAVED TO GO THE BATHROOM. I WAS ALL READY TO USE THE BATHROOM OF KFC AND I DID. PARD OF GO TO KFC IS TO JUST USE THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU HAVED TO GO. I DIDNT HAVED TO TELL ANYBODY. THEY KNOWED JUST ONE MORE THING TO DO IN A KFC AFDER EAT GONE THE WONDERDUL FOOD IS TO GO THE BATHROOM FOR NUMBERS 1 OR 2 AND ENJOY KFCS RULES.
WHEN I WENT AT THAT BATHROOM I STOPPED AT THE DOORS. I LOOKED AT THE DRAWINGS PUT UPPED THERE. MEN AND THE WOMENS. THOSED DRAWINGS JUST LOOKED GOOD. I THINKED THE SAME PERSON DID THOSED WONS IN OTHER EATING PLACES TOO. I JUST THINKED SOMETIMES OF THE FUTURE. MAYBE I COULD BE THE NEXT WON WHEN THAT WON GOES TO HEAVEN. THAT NICE JOB. I COULD BE PROUD OF A JOB THAT DOES A DRAWINGS ON TOPPED THE MEN AND WOMEN DOORS FOR KFC.
THEN I REMEMBERD ALL ABOUT FRED IN THAT PARKING LOT. THAT THING HE DID WAS BAD. I WOULD NEVER DO NUMBER 2S IN A KFC PARKING LOT. NO MATTER WHAT. MAYBE SOME OTHER PARKING LOT IF I HAVED TO. BUT NEVER KFCS. NO MATTER WHAT.
I JUST THINKED I COULDNT DO WHAT FRED JUST DOOD OUT THERE IN KFCS PARKING LOT. THEN I JUST THINKED OF DO THE JOB OF THE DRAWYER ON TOPPED THOSED DOORS SOMEDAY. I JUST THINKED BOTHED THOSED THINGS ONE RIGHT AFDER THE OTHER. THEN WHAT HAPPEN. I JUST THINKED I COULD BE IMPORTONT SOMEDAY OR ALLREADY WAS.
JUST A FEW MORE TRINKLES. WHEN I WAS ALL DONE I LOOKED AT THE TOILET. I GOT IT ALL IN THERE. I JUST KNOWED THAT IF KFC SAW HED CONGRAJULATE ME FOR BEING CAREFUL WITH THE TRINKLES. THANKED YOU KFC. WHOOPS. I SAID THAT.
THEN I USED THE WONDERFUL SINK. I USED JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SOAP FOR A HAND WASHING. I NEVER WASTE THAT SOAP. THEN WHAT HAPPEND. I HAVED TO JUST DRIED THE HANDS. THAT THING OVERED THERE. IT DOSENT HAVED THE NORMIL NAME. IT JUST BLOWS OUT THE HOT AIR. THE HOT AIR BLOWER BULDERS. WAS JUST WASNT SURED WHAT TO CALLED IT.
I HAVED TO DO A CHOOSE. I CHOOSED THE HOT AIR BLOWER AND NOT THE PAPER TOWELS. I JUST KNOWED THOSED BULDERS WOULD BE GLAD. I DONT LIKED THE PAPER TOWELS. THEY CAN BE BUYED ANYWHERE. I LIKE THE HOT AIR BLOWER. YOU CANT BUY THAT ANYWHERE. EVEN IF YOU LOOKED BEHIND THE PAPER TOWELS IN THE SUPERMARKET YOU CANT FIND A HOT AIR BLOWER. NO MATTER WHAT. EVEN NOT WON. THATS HOW I KNOWED. I LOOKED. I KNOWED SOME PERSUNS LIKE THE PAPER TOWELS A WHOLE LOT. THATS WHY THERE THERE. JUST THERE TO PLEASED THOSED KIND OF PERSUNS I DONT HAVED TO USE THEM THOUGH. I JUST USE THAT HOT AIR BLOWER. IT COSTED MORE DOLLORS THEN THOSED PAPER TOWELS.
I WAS ALL DONE IN THAT BATHROOM FOR GOOD. BUT I LOOKED ONCE MORE TIME AT THAT HOT AIR BLOWER. IT LOOKED GOOD THERE.
TOMMY WAS STILL OUT THERE AT NIGHT. OUT THERED SOMEPLACE LOOKING FOR PHONE TO CALLED TOMMYS BROTHER GREG. I SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE. TABLE WAS OURS STILL. IT WAS OK FOR CHAD AND DOUG TO USE THE BATHROOM OF KFC. I WOULD SIT AND DEFEND THE TABLE HAVING. IT WAS OK. I LOOKED AROUND AT ALL THE PERSUNS. THEY KNOWED IT WAS OURS STILL. EVEN MORE THEN BEFORE WHEN I SAID IT WAS OURS. BECOS EXTRA PERSUNS SAW US THERE AT THAT TABLE SINCED THE FIRST TIMES AND COULD OF TELLED MORE PERSUNS ABOUT IT.
IT TOOKED SOMED TIME. BUT TOMMY COMED BACK. TOMMY SAID HE FOUND THE PHONE BUT THAT HE DIDNT HAVEDS NO MONEY TO CALL HIS BROTHER WITH. BUT GUESSED WHAT ELSED TOMMY SAID. THIS IMPORTONT. GUESSED WHAT ELSED TOMMY SAID. TOMMY SAID HE WOULD EAT AT KFC MORE.
WE ALL SHOOKED HANDS WITH TOMMY FOR BEING 100% ALL DONE THIS TIME. ALL OF US 100% NOW. TOMMY MADE IT THAT WAY. TOMMY THE UNANIMIZER.
TOMMY PUT HIS ELBOWS ON THE TABLE. I COULD JUST TELL TOMMY WAS MORE CONDIFENTS OF HIS CHOOSED TO BE THERE.
THEN WHAT HAPPEND. THE BOWLING WAS LOCKED CLOSED. WE WANT BACK TO KFC FOR MORE OF THE FOODS. BECOS I HAVED BIRTHDAY MONEY. THE END.
-- T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ (T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧), Sunday, December 25, 2005 9:24 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
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