Round 12.

Mother, you had me. But I didn't have you.

Mama, just killed a man...

My mama said, that's it's good to be natural...

Mother will they try to break my balls?

LOL

regards,

REB

Umm, this weeks tips.

West Coast by plenty
Lions by plentier
Saints by enough
Port by more than enough
Swans in a who cares match
Geelong by lots and lots
Richmond by sufficient
Pies by 1 point would be enough...

Stkilda - surely they have to bounce back, will never win a premiership until they dump grant as coach, clearly the worst coach in the AFL

Brisbane - becuase they win away and carlton are crap. In an article today carlton have a +45 freekick count, amazing when they have won 2 games, who says they arent protected.

Power - to easily account for the bulldogs and start a run to the grand final

Sydney - to flog the softies, what a side softmantle are 10 years of mediocrity and still going, what a wonderful advertisement for WA footy. Go there greatest win round 5 2005, bwhahahaahahaha

Geelong - in a canter, all the geelong red-headed hillbilly hicks will be heading down to the cattery in the back of their utes to watch this one, should be a decent crowd, perhaps the dumbest of all time but a good one none-the-less.

Richmond - one more win before the slide to resume there normal position of being on holidays in September

Melbourne - in a close one, i think collingwood are a better side without the log rocca, should be a good game

West Coast by not that much - got a feeling this one will be closer than we all think
Lions by plentier (certainly hope so)
Hawthorn I reckon this one is Hawthorn by 2 or 3
Port - Burgoynes back and they are starting to fire
Swans - Freo will probably find the SCG too small
Geelong by enough to get the 4
Richmond (cant believe I'm still tipping Richmond)
Melbourne but in a close one.

Eagles - and the scarves they are awavin'(apologies to Bob)
Saints - Not Fade Away(apologies to Stones)
Brissie - Stand By Me(Tammy's song sung by Leigh)
PAP - You Win Again(BeeGee's were better)
Swannies - Did You Ever Have to Make up Your Mind?
Geelong - Cool for Cats(apologies to UK Squeeze)
Tigers - Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Dees - Monday, Monday or Meatloaf's version of the Pies Club song - All Dressed Up and No Place To Go

Rock on!

REB

jsa would be the one to answer that question.

The West Coast sound; Minute by minute by minute we'll increase our lead (WHT The Doobie Brothers)
Parsley, sage, Hawthorn and thyme; Remember me 'cause the Saint have no flare (Simon & Grant-funkle)
Joe the Lion, went to the Dome, a couple of kicks and he was a fortune-teller ( David Brownie)
The year of the Diamond Dogs, this ain't rock & roll, this is genocide(The Power play like its 1984)
The Swans will be standing on a beach, with a gun in their hands, killing a Docker (The Cure)
The Cats; with the missing Thompson Twin singing in the coaches box; "Don't fold now, oohh don't fold now.....
"I see a Richmond and their soul is painted black, I see dead ones and they are the kangaroos.... (Tigers 'cause Mick and Keithy says so)
"We're on a Melbourne radio, Ooooo a Melbourne radio... (Neita and the boys to put a Wall of Voodoo around Collingwood)

My age is showing

Yeah, and a whole fat bloody heap of good it's doing us too!

That stat is more evidence that the free kick count sets new benchmarks for total irrelevance. 4 kicks over a full match - whooppee-bleedin'-do!!! Ben Cousins or any other leading midfielder knocks that off in ten minutes.

Just shows how lame whinging about the umps is. Studies show that the acceptable window for that sort of behaviour without sounding like a pathetic whinging moron is about 90 minutes after the match. (On talkback radio, make it ten seconds.) But I digress....

WEST COAST (36) - good Essendon sides struggle in Perth v very bad Eagles outfits, not that either is relevant here

BRISBANE - unless Jono Brown has an argument with a semi-trailer on the Tulla Freeway on the way in, and the semi may still wind up worse off

HAWTHORN - pure instinct, justifying it with 'logic' would be a wank

PORT - against instinct but I'm not sticking my neck out twice!

SYDNEY - the worst possible opposition for a team like Freo in their sort of trouble. Pillock and Dudd might have helped....

GEELONG - still say the Crow run can't last

RICHMOND - have made a bit of a special project of knocking off their usual tormentors. These days Roos heading nowhere very fast indeed

MELBOURNE - the most promising-looking 'Mount Hotham Chellenge Cup' match for some years

West Coast ... Girls are hip I really dig the way they move (Beach Boys)

Lions to finish off "Pagan's Baby" CCR with a little poetic license OR "Cheeky Monkey" Artificial Joy Club OR "You Don't have to be Pretty to Sing the Blues" Dave Hole or

Hawthorn .... Gold n Brown ... The Stranglers

Port - "Fairies Wear Boots" Black Sabbath

Swans - The demise of Freo with Joe Jackson's version of "What's the use of getting sober (when you gotta get drunk again)"

Geelong - "We The Cats (shall hep ya") Joe Jackson

Richmond - Kangaroos are "Living In the Past" Jethro Tull

Melbourne - "Demons & Wizards" Uriah Heep or for the Maggies "Cry Me A River" Joe Cocker

Mooney is the new Richo, should be wearing a clown suit with some of his play, absolutely hilarious.LOL.