Its got me thinking a bit.
From each club, who is the one the opposition fans love to hate
Adelaide - Ian Perrie - coz a spaz like him can somehow end up playing AFL...Brisbane - Aker and the Scott brothersCarlton - Fev - object of everyones derisionCollingwood - Bucks. Because he left the lions to play finals footy (yawn)Freo - Paul Medhurst - total and complete knob!Hawthorn - Campbell Brown - wants to be tough like Daddy... instead he's a sniperEssendon - Matty 'Brazil' Lloyd. Dives as often as Greg Louganis (insert your own sexuality reference here)Port - Kane Cornes. Gives the impression of an arrogant tosser. Probably because he isKangaroos - Geelong fans still hate Lee Colbert...Geelong - Carlton fans still hate Darren Milburn...Richmond - Richo! Who knows which Richo will turn upSydney - Nick Davis - Mummy's boy!Melbourne - meh. Bunch of who cares seagulls.West Coast - Gardiner. And Matera. Flat track bullies.Western Bulldogs - Luke Darcy. Just beacuse.and finally, St Kilda. Steve Milne, Brent Guerra, tossers. Nick Reiwoldt, sookie la la. And Grant Thomas for being a worse coach than Rhode from the Bulldogs, but still having a job...
― Bennö (Bennö), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)
Kane Cornes might be a bit of a pain but he's preferable to either his brother or his old man.
Fev isn't hated so much as ridiculed, the Carlton player that seems to get up most people's noses is Campo.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)
― jsa, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)
Andrew Jarman, John Kloog, Wayne Weidemannnn (as the ultimate Cult Figure Who Couldn't Play, second only to Jacko), some little Aboriginal bloke called Hocking I think, that little rover who looked a bit like Ronnie Wearmouth, Chris McDermott, Nigel Smart in his 'young clever-dick' phase, Ross? Maynard who looked like Peter Taylor only uglier, etc etc etc....
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)
― Westener (Westener), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)
― Christina, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)
― chrisso (chrisso), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)
MOTM: Andrew Jarman. He could only lose the mantle by fathering Serena Williams' son and the kid going to Adelaide under F&S
CARLTON: Luke O'Sullivan. Knew all the tricks about looking good, his speciality: the four-bounce fifteen-metre run
COLLINGWOOD: Rene Kink. Need any more be said?
ESSENDON: Gary Moorcroft. Mouthy little smartarse famous for his 99 Prelim rant. Two years later v Carl again he was dragged kickless at the precise moment the 'NO SPECTATORS ALLOWED' sign flashed on the scoreboard
MELBOURNE: Allan Jakovich. Ten-minute wonder, Johnny One Note who in about his fifth game chased Brett Lovett (100+ games) across the half-forward line tapping his chest after a wayward pass
ST KILDA: Can't split Greg Burns and Joffa Cunningham. Big fish for the stagnant 80s Moorabbin pond, had a long line of weak coaches over the barrel
RICHMOND: Nick Daffy. Even if he had been twice as good as Royce Hart, he'd stiil only have been half as good as he thought he was
NORTH: Steven McCann, Kerry Good. The ultimate small-occasion specialists
GEELONG: Bill Brownless. See North
HAWTHORN, BULLDOGS: Paul Hudson
SYDNEY, BRISBANE, PORT: The all-time great non-entity, Adam 'Who Cares' Heuskas. Divisive influence, total slime-bag off the field, when he retired/was run out of town the simultaneous retirement, from the same club, of two-club stalwart Craig Lambert was a footnote uner the same headline. Aren't the media wonderful?
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 29 September 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)
I'd never have noticed.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)
Lovely negative thread this one...
regards,
REB
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)
Adelaide: innocuous and inoffensive bunchBrisbane: Love the whole team. but traitors would be Headland at the top of the listCarlton: FevolaCollingwood: Didak and Brodie Holland and Eddie Maguire and Mick Malthouse and Rocca, and Wakelin and Buckley and...... oh hand on I dont mind James Clement and I like Blake Caracella and I think Tarrant would be a better player playing for some other team.Essendon: Lloyd - MilksopFreo: FarmerGeelong: Bit like Adelaide reallyHawthorn: Dermott BreretonKangaroos: Dean LaidleyMelbourne: NeitzPort: Mark "Chocker" Williams and his mates "Chad 'hissyfit' Cornes and Warren 'Ya gotta love me' Tredrea"Richmond: Matthew 'Sookie bubba' RichardsonSt Kilda: Grant ThomasSydney: Andrew Schauble - he breathsWest Coast: Gardiner, Cousins, Phil Matera (his is so not his brother)Western Bulldogs: Rodney Eade and Luke Darcy
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Friday, 30 September 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)
GO SWANS
― Olivia Rose, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)
The same Andrew Schauble that gives up his week nights to feed Sydney's homeless people?
Yeah, what an arsehole.
― chrisso (chrisso), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)
― Bennö (Bennö), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)
Ok Ok so he breaths and he's kind to the homeless. I'll have a think and pick someone else!
I know the bloke that runs the cheer squad - irritates me!
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)
Better hope like hell Westy missed that one.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)
― Westener (Westener), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)
― KSM, Friday, 21 October 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)
― Lally, Friday, 4 November 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)
― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Monday, 7 November 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Monday, 7 November 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)
― dicl awad, Monday, 6 February 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 08:31 (nineteen years ago)
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)
― Anne Non., Friday, 10 March 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)
― BEN POWER BOY SMITH, Friday, 5 May 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)