Benny C

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I hear that Ben Cousins has already chosen his song for the Players
Review this year.....
- A doo run run run I do run run.
- 1 Bourbon, 1 Scotch, 1 beer.

In order to stop Ben Cousins kicking goals, St Kilda will unveil their
new back man in Round 1 - Constable Care

I hear that Ben Cousins has changed his footy jumper number for 2006, it
is now .08

The Eagles have now helped solve parking problems at Subiaco - park at
Applecross and run to the game.

The AFL are concerned about the smooth running of the tribunal system
this year as it seems Eagles players will take around 5 days before they
have the guts to face up to their misdemeanours.

The Eagles are not concerned about losing any sponsorship revenue over
the cousins incident as they are likely to pick up VB as a new sponsor.

Wedding Present - $250
New suit - $1000
Merc Leasing Costs - $3000
Drinks at the Bar - $5000
Leaving your girlfriend in the car while running away from a booze bus -
Priceless

― Bennö (Bennö), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

And unfortunately all five years late for Good News Week....

Benno, did you ever write their stuff?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing like a good laugh - well done Benno! :)

― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Thursday, 23 February 2006 08:03 (nineteen years ago)

After that performance at the press conference, Ben is now definitely the AFL's Greatest Winker.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

I won't take credit where its not due - I never wrote that stuff!

Ahh, almost footy time. Isn't life good again?

― Bennö (Bennö), Friday, 24 February 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

This is pathetic...!

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/060321/2/lyam.html

― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

I think this was penned by a Dockers supporter and hopefully it will not offend too many.... Fred I will bow to you discretion.

CAPTAIN CALAMITY
(Booze Bus Ben)

There ain’t no criminals at the Dockers
But the Eagles, they’ve got dozens
Like Gardner, Kerr and Lynch
And repeat offender – Cousins

You Eagles supporters deserve it
It’s called *uckin’ ‘karma’
For all the shit you’ve given us
About poor old Jeffrey Farmer

Ben should have got a taxi
Then he wouldn’t have had to run
But he was worried that, like Beau Waters
He’d end up under one

Let’s hope they throw the book at him
And send the bastard to prison
Along with all his dodgy mates
Like Gardy and John Kizon

It would be hard to lead your side
From inside a *uckin’ cell
I bet you wish you had a captain
Like the responsible Peter Bell

But I s’pose Woosha would plan a prison break
He’d sneak in Judd and all his stars
And one by one they’d have a go
At poking Benny through the bars.

― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

So much for impartiality of the court. Disgraceful.

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

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