Round 2

Saints will get over Richmond easily. Goodbyeeeee Terry.
Geelong at Kadina against Kangaroos? Too easy for teh kittehs.
Bulldogs to put in a good win over The Dees.
Essendon is annoying but Brisbane is TOO OLD.
Carlton because I'm going to get carried away until our next 100-point hiding.
Sydney to give The Bogans a hiding on the SCG.
Hawks to surprise and delight one and all.
Adelaide because I still have Ben Hart's autograph back from 1994.

Sainters as the Tiges are really rank.
Catters at home a purrfect start to the year.
Demons to shock the Bullies.
Gorilla's game as Essengorn are starting seven umpire goals down away from home.
Freo because Wallsy has given them a bake. Happens every time.
Sydney. Port no Wangas, no Tredders, no Jase and no hope.
Hawks to salute with the shotgun to fire again.
Adelaide to outbore the Eagles in another forgettable crows game.

regards,

REB

ST KILDA (44) - just how bad would the 'Peoples Front of Judea' be if Thomas was their Akela

GEELONG - at home and playing well enough to beat a Roos outfit that was last week's 'quiet achiever', but there won't be much in it

ESSENDON - the amount of time I'm agreeing with Esty is starting to worry me

BULLDOGS - Melbourne couldn't have been less inspiring last week if they'd tried

CARLTON - bang goes my lead most likely but Freo are extremely vulnerable

SYDNEY - when it comes to hangovers theirs is normal, the PAP's is Yeltsinesque

HAWTHORN - still the same out Collingwood way

MOTN (that's Adelaide, Esty) - in the Wheatgerm Cup for the sides which are undoubtedly good but my God they arn'arf boring