and Jase who dropped in again right at the end, and everybody else who contributed to this forum over the last 2 and a half years. It's been fun, no trouble to moderate and I've enjoyed the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot, and you all gave me a pretty easy time overall. (No, I'm NOT going to start crying half-drunken tears or singing 'My Way'!!!!)
See you all at C4 or The Grandstand or elsewhere. This forum will stay on the ILX site in case we ever need to reactivate it, and I will still drop in to ILX every now and again.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 15 July 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)
Thanks Fred, your efforts have been absolutely fantastic. When the ABC Forum died I think we all started going through withdrawals.
You are a champ. I would like to add just one more piece for discussion...
If footy clubs were women... heh heh heh
Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down
back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having
much up front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good
as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still
Easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but
refuses to accept it gracefully.
Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in
Recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.
Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at
others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge
of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming
Back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no
barrier
to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough
And dirty.
Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario:
You still wouldn't.
― Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Sunday, 16 July 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)
"Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but
refuses to accept it gracefully."
Port may have Madonna's lousy dress sense, and their execrable song wouldn't look out of place on one of her later CDs, but when did Madders have Port's 'glorious past'?
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)
nine years pass...