holy shit new ABO WABO album

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released literally three seconds ago & I downloaded it. listening now. within the opening beat I am certain this is the most significant cultural artefact of our age

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago)

it has like 400 guest stars fucking hell this transcends space & time

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago)

it occurs to me as the dust settles around the first chorus that everything about it is perfect. just amazing perfect pop.

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago)

tear up all the eoys

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago)

all of them. or at least reprint them with this album in zeroth place

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago)

have you like heard this bridge

there's a dude singing over it who isn't ABO WABO

fuck

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago)

A+

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago)

who could have thought this was even possible given ABO WABO's position at the Magnetic North of all culture ever. literally everyone will have trained microphones and handhelds onto ABO WABO, hoping to catch a glimpse of the future. but this has come out of nowhere. how was it achieved? seriously that shit's not even real

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago)

wtf is abo wabo

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago)

track two is simply confirming what I already knew: that this album is a spiritual manifestation of ABO WABO's undeniable brilliance, and was called into life simply by needing to exist

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)

i hope you fall deaf sarahell, you don't deserve music, or America

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)

oh my god i can't take this album. need oxygen fast

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

alphabetical

wab jax
Wablacksickin
wablackxican
wablaha
Wablecomab
Wablink
wablip
wablo
wabloo
wablosh
Wablotak
wa-blow
Wa Blow
WABLT
WABM
wabo
WABOA
waboam
wabobs
WABODF
wabofi
Wabofn
WABOL
waboo
waboom
Waboomshi
waboos
Wa-Boov
Wabop
WABOS
wabose
WABOW
Wabowh
wabowser
wab pack
Wab Packed
wabro
wabrownie
wabs
W.A.B.S.
WABSFC

1. WABOS
What A Bunch Of Shit - commonly used on instant messengers
Caitlin: "and then he got all hurt like i did somehting to HIM!!!"

Melissa : "WABOS"
mark as favorite buy wabos mugs & shirts
wtf what the hell bullshit what a load what a bunch of shit
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2. wabo
A racially confused species in Australia, similar to the American wigga. A wabo is a white person who wants to be an abo. Typically found in Maroubra, wabos are rarely seen in Redfern for fear of being called a "white cunt", an insult which is also used frequently by wabos against other white people. Many wabos claim some sort of Aboriginal heritage despite obvious physical features which would demonstrate the contrary. Required uniform is shiny oversized fubu, dada and everlast clothing which is proudly displayed congregating outside maccas and 7/eleven in large groups. Lebo shaved heads with rats tails and fringes are a must for the guys, whilst skanky westy hair (pulled back tightly with lots of gel and slut straps) is the look for the scary fat wabo chicks. Can be distinguished from the lebos by their lack of body hair and gold chains. Unlike their wealthier American counterparts, they are generally lower-middle class and often do manage to score the dole. Violent and angry because of all the wrongs white australia has perpetrated against them, wabos should be approached with caution.
Wabo: You owe me money ya white cunt!
Surfer: Fuck off you wabo gimp!

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago)

this obviously cost $4m per song to make and goddamn if this isn't how all music should be but can't

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago)

imago going hard on giddy responses to music, you tell em imago

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)

if only everyone could follow your example

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)

one person going giddy over north sea radio orchestra is infectious enthusiasm. an entire messageboard going legacy on freshminted moneypop is just gonna get the ABO WABO treatment sorry

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago)

manpology accepted

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago)

and speaking of ABO WABO, this quote from the third song just fucking *blew me away*

"People! We've got to work together! We've got to fight against this shit! Stand free! Stand strong! Everyone is people! Even me! Even you!"

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago)

like, so fucking refreshing to hear *anyone* coming out with that in these brutal times let alone ABO WABO, spokesperson for the millennium

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago)

it's okay to like things!!!!!

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, December 13, 2013 8:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago)

a rain shakira

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

a rain sean combs surely

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago)

that man again

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago)

oh the money pop song is a real banger, i'll give you that

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)

the important lesson here is that if you want to blow everyone's mind with your music, you'd better be a multimillionaire recording artist with access to pretty much any producer in the world, a compliant press and a vision for perfect pop that'll get played in supermarkets, salons, clubs and even your own home!

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)

i'm gonna have "Money MONEY MONEY ... pop pop ... whoo!" stuck in my head all day

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)

I'm listening to the beyonce album right now btw, I like it so far

(I would use titular fictional bandname but LJ I have to know is it really based on an australian racial slur, I mean I know this is ilafl but)

deeja entendu (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago)

but those gated drums ... it's like the second coming of early 80s Phil Collins ... so so perfect

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago)

oh sweet I missed that unfolding

deeja entendu (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago)

popstrelsy

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

stilllllllllll tho

deeja entendu (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

popsmithery

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

poppery

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

poppage

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)

popsingership

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

popsongcraft

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

the boom-bap one that goes YOU RESENT ME CUZ I'M SO SEXY ... yeah, that one's damn good too

you're winning me over with this genius album

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

poppability

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

wins ABO WABO has a problematic name yes but that is part of ABO WABO's confrontational popmastery do you not see

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago)

a sea of poppability

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago)

popmistressy

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago)

poplordship

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)

poplordeship

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)

words

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)

a sea of poppability

A+

deeja entendu (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)

track eight is just the sickest rhythm n grind str8 banger i've heard all night, and it's been a crazy night, although the lyrics also speak to me deeply

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago)

that's the one that goes

OOH YEAH OOH
SEX PARTY BABY

right?

sarahell, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago)

yeah and also

LOVE IS GETTING CLOSER
WHERE IS IT I LOOK AROUND
IT'S YOU

veneer timber (imago), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago)

xp - seriously that was my ballot concept

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)

no i know

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

this thread isn't just about you. I was explaining to wins!

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

this thread is about music

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

I knew that too

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

:(

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

#77 - moanwave revival

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

british man disparages country pop

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

also lol are you actually gonna do this :D

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

for the first minute: this is very pretty. I like choral singing a lot.
second minute: wait, this is one person with pedals ... like the line 6
3rd minute: lol moanwave

after song 2: my musical universe has expanded a lot since i thought moanwave was the most creatively bankrupt subgenre of music

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

xp - only as long as the college radio station is still airing some boring sports thing

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

*gets really haughty in the defence of successful popstar*

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

on song 5: reminded that I really do like This Mortal Coil and there is definitely some shared aesthetic between Ms. B and them

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

song 6: beginning is classic moanwave
is "classic moanwave" an oxymoron?

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

"nifty moanwave" is

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

are the last five barwick tracks a major departure from the 1st 7?

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

Ciara & Nicki "I'm Out" is great -- there was a part where these choral vocals come in, and I'm like -- "Juliana Barwick?"

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:40 (eleven years ago)

i wouldn't guess the last barwicks are, really; i'd given up by then

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:42 (eleven years ago)

more re: ciara -- I think there are just some vocal tonalities/ranges that I like way more than others. Like on this Overdose song, the part where she goes "don't let go" is appealing, but the higher parts are in my bias zone and cause an initial flinch

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

the ciara was mostly pleasing tbh

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

parquet courts -- i don't like this guy's voice all that much

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:51 (eleven years ago)

wait, something less appealing than this guy's voice, which is, I guess it's ok, less appealing is the guitar on this

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

does this band have a drum machine? it might as well.

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:54 (eleven years ago)

surprised any music is registering with you, i don't recall a neural response, spotify was running and all

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:54 (eleven years ago)

the bass player also doesn't get to do much that is interesting

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:55 (eleven years ago)

i have heard this band on the college radio station a lot, but had no memory what they sound like

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:56 (eleven years ago)

i'm going to sleep but keep going. try to incur some wrath

141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)

K Michelle - the "distressed" effects on the vocals reminds me of 80s and 90s sample-based electronic music -- actually, wait, the thing that this reminds me of the most was made by an ilxor

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

you might want to listen to an album called "Wild Why"

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

which is kinda fitting considering this thread started out as a parody of R&B/hip hop pop music

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

listening to Clean Bandit right now I am struck by the notion that if any of this shit places in the 2014 ILX EOY poll then we're all going to hell

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

for the benefit of sarahel's latterday interest in british demography, how would you describe the fans of clean bandit

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)

emeli sande queenmontage houseparty borisbike aspirational wageslave cannonfodder

and wins, coz he likes everything, ffs

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

my 13 y/o australian cousin likes emili sande, i dont think i have ever heard emile sande

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

i don't know what that even means

sarahell, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

she's like the poet laureate of shitty music, always gets wheeled out to represent Team GB in its many dreadful guises, with a blandness possibly unparalleled in the history of recorded sound

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

do you think clean bandit are too metropolitan-aspirational to appeal beyond the home counties? is it possible that 35 year olds in sunderland would like clean bandit?

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)

queenmontage - ?
houseparty - i know what a house party is
borisbike - ?

sarahell, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

houseparty is a bit vague to be a demographic, all sorts of demographics might attend house parties

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

Emeli Sandé was born Adele Emeli Sandé in Sunderland,[8][9][10][11] to a Zambian father, Joel Sandé, and English mother, Diane Sandé-Wood, on 10 March 1987. Her father moved from Zambia and met her mother while they were both at university in Sunderland.

lol i didnt know she was from sunderland

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

lol

sunderland has a university & is therefore prone to exposure. whether clean bandit would pervade beyond student digs might be moot though, as increasingly all those under the age of 50 are forced into comparable housing & the sharing of communal peccadillos such as clean bandit. they are the soundtrack to postbourgeoisie surrender & gradual entropy into workunit anhedonia

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

Her Montagesty The Queen

Internet Alas (wins), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

you're making it sound like this is dystopian soundtrack music

sarahell, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

well,

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

like grim reapah blrhblblghghgbl

sarahell, Monday, 17 February 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)

does clean bandit make you feel a tinge of nostalgia for the blokely hegemony of landfill indie, the reassuring volkisch platitudes of the razorlights and scouting for girlss of this world?

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

no; they approached total workfare assimilation from the other end. same principle, different origin

Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

I don't really like the new clean bandit song :-(

wins, Monday, 12 May 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

one of the duds in animal collective has a new single and it is annoying

sarahell, Monday, 12 May 2014 06:41 (eleven years ago)

I can believe it

wins, Monday, 12 May 2014 06:47 (eleven years ago)


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