how old will thurston moore be when he dies

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this is purely an actuarial-predictive exercise and it should not be inferred that anyone wants thurston moore to die, i hope he lives to a good age but we have to consider risk factors that might affect that

Poll Results

OptionVotes
77 3
83 2
>103 2
69 2
67 1
82 1
86 1
74 1
79 1
102 1
68 1
89 0
88 0
92 0
87 0
80 0
85 0
90 0
91 0
100 0
99 0
98 0
97 0
96 0
95 0
94 0
93 0
103 0
101 0
84 0
81 0
65 0
64 0
63 0
62 0
60 0
59 0
58 0
57 0
66 0
55 0
61 0
78 0
76 0
75 0
73 0
72 0
71 0
70 0
56 0


Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

thinking ~90 or so because he seems in good shape for his age, in interview (1998) he says he does not smoke, cursory search reveals no other sustance issues, and he looks like he would aspire to being old and dignified

Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

the reason i am thinking about this is that for about a second this morning while i was still half asleep and assimilating internet content i was under the misapprehension that thurston had passed away

Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

voted 71

Lamp, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

^ gets it

james franco, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

69

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

36

death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

sonic oldness

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

[waiting for Treeship's earnest and well-reasoned response so I can copy it]

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

vote 69 like the sex move

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:41 (eleven years ago)

read my previous message upside down - 69 remains the same!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:41 (eleven years ago)

just like sonic moore's lifespan at age 69, it will remain the same, at its end

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 05:42 (eleven years ago)

Life expectancies for divorced men and women are significantly lower than for married people (who have the longest life expectancies).4
A recent study found that those who were unhappy but stayed married were more likely to be happy five years later than those who divorced.5
The health consequences of divorce are so severe that a Yale researcher concluded that "being divorced and a nonsmoker is slightly less dangerous than smoking a pack a day and staying married."6

http://www.focusonthefamily.com/marriage/divorce_and_infidelity/should_i_get_a_divorce/how_would_divorce_affect_me.aspx

Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 March 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

He seems to have lost the portrait in the attic he seemed to have for several years and actually be showing his age in his face. So hope old age isn't going to build momentum on him.

Stevolende, Friday, 7 March 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

Thurston Moore grew up around music in the small town of Bethel, Connecticut. His father played classical piano. his older brother brought home Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath records. As a teenager, he started coming into the city to hear punk and new wave bands.

"I remember being stunned the first time I sort of saw a band in a New York club," he says.

Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 18 May 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

Seems he's living in Stoke Newington, or environs these days, I assume with the Other Woman... unless there's Another Woman. I occasionally go to a pub quiz in the Rose & Crown in Stokey on Tuesdays and tonight I kept noticing a sort of geeky bespectacled indie looking guy at the bar and, because he seemed to notice me in return, I was thinking it was some indie guy from Glasgow I used to know years ago but eventually I realised who it was. One of the guys I was with, who has no fucking clue who Thurston Moore is or who the fuck Sonic Youth are, said, "Oh, that guy, I've seen him in here a few times." Couldn't really see the Other Woman, because she had her back to me for most of the night, but when they got up to leave it was apparent she was half his height and half his age. Put that in yr next book, Kim.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)

how old will thurston moore's girlfriend be when he dies

The Fields of Karlhenry (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:34 (ten years ago)

38 years and 6 months, is this poll is accurate, which I think it might be.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:40 (ten years ago)

18 xp

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:41 (ten years ago)

thurstant moorcial sonictry

the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:41 (ten years ago)

his propensity to talk total shit while making excellent music is in evidence here (live 28th june 2003)

http://expirebox.com/download/0a863a091dee011fd5b2a291037bb151.html

The Fields of Karlhenry (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:53 (ten years ago)

never gave a damn about the meter man til i was the man who had to read the meters, man

drash, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 00:07 (ten years ago)

i saw the thread title and was gonna write nakh's joke

TAKE THAT

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

Just saw Thurston Moore coming out of a screening of "Pierrot le Fou" at the NFT this evening. Thank fuck I wasn't sitting behind him.

The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:14 (nine years ago)

was the Other Woman with him? Was he/had he been drinking a beverage?

sarahell, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:44 (nine years ago)

Was he dead?

how's life, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:48 (nine years ago)

lol

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

RIP

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)

thurston could celebrate the rest of the lifetime alloted to him, as predicted by ilx, by ensuring that his current girlfriend has always spent less time on earth than he has remaining there

this he could do legally for three years, then he would join the same category as john peel, david bowie and ian watkins

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Lu9VpAJ.gif

сверх (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2016 16:40 (nine years ago)

XD

coffe growing vpon the skull of a sock (sarahell), Friday, 22 April 2016 16:40 (nine years ago)

http://according2g.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/911-Gift-Shop-7.jpg

сверх (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)


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