Would you have killed Hitler if it required selling your soul to Satan?

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throw in stopping that mike love thread from happening and yes

it depends if hitler was in utero, would it be ethically justifiable to bayonet foetal hitler in the knowledge that an innocent person would also die?

don't forget this involves selling your soul to satan, so you might end up being forced to do other egregious acts

maybe this is what happened to stalin, he killed hitler but then was duty-bound to carry out purges and ethnic cleansing of millions of his own subjects in order to appease satan?

or ian watkins' grandfather

satan demands payment in advance apparently

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meh hitler questions let's find out who the most inoffensive/milquetoast person is that we would sell our souls to kill.

starting with the other olsen twin

one of the olsen twins died?

I hope really hope that an old clogger at the end of his with a daughter snaps Evans legs in half

results first

we really need to establish what selling your soul to satan actually entails

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Here is my prepared-earlier contribution to this thread: How many lives would you save, if any?

that was a good response to a thread of this genre

where is my boy crimsy these days anyway

this is about selling your soul to hitler to kill satan

death of the author and utter destruction of their soul iirc

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faustian arp

deems is that a threat?

that's twice now this week you've pullled me up on some sort of bullshit antisemitism rap mordy and to date ive never even seen one whit of evidence that you're even jewish

Mordy, what would be your choice to the thread's premise?

Satan has a kinda limited role in Judaism so i'm not sure how selling my soul to him would work. if you mean would i sell my soul to the christian satan myth in order to kill hitler - that seems like a bad trade. if souls + satan exist than the afterworld + judgement are much more important than any number of innocent lives. this world is just a narrow bridge and the important thing is not to worry. kol haolam kulo gesher tsar meod

deems, what kind of proof would be sufficient? dick pic?

that would be meaningless

if it was enough for hitler...

OK I'm srsly going to the mods I've asked u to stop

dick pick with 'hi deems' written on the dick

also lol

can't fit darraghmac

is there a star of david on his dick or ...? i mean, lots of non-jews in america are circumcised

holy shit he sent it

the star of david would have be like a birthmark tho, bc tattoos are not good evidence of jewishness

read yr xposts u clown

was there a message on it?

pics or it didn't happen

i would sell my soul to satan for dick pics itt

don't worry guys, it came attached w/ my phrenology report

tested positive for christkiller

^ titles from my high school hip-hop album

just checked my dick, turns out i'm jewish

coincidentally i went to a bris this morning. no metzitzah b'peh, thank god.

not sure how much would be achieved by killing Hitler in 2014 tbh

justice

Operation Jewtree

Just reread thread title & withdraw my comment

I think maybe I read it as "would you have Hitler killed"

Like you were using a hitman

Or you were talking like a German

nó as gaeilge, iirc the grammar is v similar

just want to say thanks to all you i love afl regulars for filling this place with your beautiful ideas.

Foreigners - CD/SD (started by The Dirty Vicar on board I Love Everything on 22-Aug-2001)

Nigerians CD/SD (started by DV on board I Love Everything on 24-Aug-2001)

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you don't understand, those are the names of his dogs

mods never acted on mordy harassing me that time iirc

it depends if hitler was in utero, would it be ethically justifiable to bayonet foetal hitler in the knowledge that an innocent person would also die?

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, May 27, 2014 5:03 PM

oh god

how innocent can Hitlers mum have been tho rly

Hitler's MUM ffs

twasnt the wind he picked it up off like

too true

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maleness

^^^

how innocent can Hitlers mum have been tho rly

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 19, 2015 11:13 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hitler's MUM ffs

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 19, 2015 11:14 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she did marry her uncle or maybe cousin

who did you think you were kidding, mrs hitler?

dads (or possibly cousin's) army

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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/clt/5042655501.html

^ guitar amps and hitler paintings priced to move

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Funny, that's the same question I ask myself everyday. I am answering this question after having watched Adolf Eichmann's trial, and had searched "handsome nazis" on bing. Anyways, disregard the previous answers to your question. It's false that you had to be 5'10, blond etc... A.Eichmann was barely 1.70 meters, and Dr. J.Mengele was not blond. personally think that Ernst Kaltenbrunner was the most handsome followed by J.Mengele.

forums related to germany in ww2, of which there appear to be many, are quite the way to while away the hours, although spare a thought for someone trying to get into the 'send a postcard to a nazi war criminal for them to sign' game at this late stage

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1035804/Sleeping-enemy-New-book-claims-Frenchwomen-started-baby-boom-Nazi-men-Vichy-regime.html
xp

theres a celeb crush I havent seen yet but give it time I spose

the french are gross but i think we all knew that

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"[In Asia], the use of Nazi chic has appeared with greater frequency since at least the late 1980s," says Kidd. "Two popular styles of Asian Nazi chic are swastikawaii, or 'cute swastika,' which uses the swastika as the main design motif, and the other is referred to as 'führer chic,' which uses soft, cuddly, and cute caricatures of the image of Adolf Hitler."

there was a segment of that HBO news comedy show about Thai people and Hitler things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUL0piWPOhU

'names of bands that' is not something we need but for whatever reason i decided that 'je m'appelle adolf hitler' would be a good name for a sort of leftfield c86ish indie pop ensemble

that hitler hair-do is making me feel ill

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i would sell my soul to satan for dick pics itt

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http://nypost.com/2015/05/22/czech-reality-show-recreates-nazi-occupation/

Chris Ott (Chris Ott) wrote this on thread Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names on board I Love Music on 02-Jan-2004
MC Hitlah

joseph cotten (joseph cotten) wrote this on thread Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names on board I Love Music on 11-Jun-2005
Ott's "MC Hitlah" still owns, in my opinion.

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(uhh Sir Alec did play Hitlah before dying tho, right? sub Ralph Fiennes as necessary.)

amst: is your first pic a dr. seuss??

All remain hard for women to obtain; but especially the lover who is not a National Socialist.

i obtain much hitler one

it's so clear that George doesn't want to. But does it anyway.

Lots of cultural products are uninteresting to watch or listen to but have certain historical interest attached to them for example

― plax (ico), Monday, July 6, 2015 2:51 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what "cultural product" are you referring to?

― wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, July 6, 2015 2:51 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think leni Riefenstahl's films are very bad?

― plax (ico), Monday, July 6, 2015 2:52 PM (24 minutes ago)

Would you have killed Hitler if it required selling your soul to Satan? (started by sarahell on board I Love AFL on May 27, 2014)

Anticipating new action flick RANCHA CUCARACHA (2015, Ian Watkins) feat. Costner/McAdams/Del Toro/Hitler (UPDATE 06.14 Hitler Dropped Out) (started by sarahell on board I Love AFL on Oct 8, 2015)

sarahell wrote this on thread 2015 End-of-Year Music Polls & Critics' Lists on board I Love AFL on Nov 25, 2015

julia hitler

sarahell wrote this on thread 100 Acts Unlikely To Perform at the Super Bowl on board I Love Music on Feb 2, 2013

60. 12. hitler

sarahell wrote this on thread Kanye West, Yeezus, 6/18/13 (TBC because who knows anymore) on board I Love Music on Aug 15, 2015

so did hitler

sarahell wrote this on thread (Woman). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). on board I Love AFL on Oct 16, 2014

hitler rants about hitler ranting about hitler parody downfall youtubes

sarahell wrote this on thread "95% pure hitler dope" (?) on board I Love Everything on Sep 18, 2015

straight fire beautiful hitler

sarahell wrote this on thread Gaz Coombes Interview Poll #1 - The Guardian, 4 February 2015 on board I Love Music on Nov 27, 2015

who said it? Gaz Coombes or Hitler?

sarahell wrote this on thread Which "Class of '99" major American filmmaker has most flagrantly sold out to awards-baiting? on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2014

Paul Thomas Anderson is worse than Hitler

sarahell wrote this on thread Would you have killed Hitler if it required selling your soul to Satan? on board I Love AFL on May 27, 2014

this is about selling your soul to hitler to kill satan

sarahell wrote this on thread Gaz Coombes Interview Poll #1 - The Guardian, 4 February 2015 on board I Love Music on Nov 27, 2015

that's ok, Gaz didn't say that, it was actually Hitler

sarahell wrote this on thread Tracksuit-clad-Mila-Kunis-grabs-solitary-caffeine-hit-way-pilates-class.html on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Sep 24, 2014

Since-Hitler-cool-Outrage-jokey-comic-strip-book-called-Hipster-Hitler-turns-murderous-Nazi-dictator-trendy-geek

sarahell wrote this on thread 2015 End-of-Year Music Polls & Critics' Lists on board I Love AFL on Nov 25, 2015

i am posting my list again because it is a good list

1 Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Hitler
2 Father John Misty - I Love You, Hitler
3 Ryley Walker - Hitler Green
4 Julia Hitler - Have You In My Wilderness
5 Kamasi Washington - The Hitler
6 Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit And Think About Hitler, And Sometimes I Just Sit
7 Badbadnothitler & Ghostface Hitler - Sour Soul
8 Tobias Jesso Jnr. - Hitler
9 Kurt Viler than Hitler - b’lieve i’m goin down
10 Sleater-Kinney - No Hitler To Love
11 Unknown Hitler Orchestra - Multi-Love
12 Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Hitler
13 Gaz Coombes - Matador

― the hitler pun in the hilarious "Whiney" display name (sarahell), Saturday, November 21, 2015 1:58 PM (4 days ago)

sarahell wrote this on thread Anticipating new action flick RANCHA CUCARACHA (2015, Ian Watkins) feat. Costner/McAdams/Del Toro/Hitler (UPDATE 06.14 Hitler Dropped Out) on board I Love AFL on Oct 8, 2015

does anyone know who they've got lined up to replace Hitler?

sarahell wrote this on thread Adolf Hitler on board I Love Music on Oct 12, 2015

idk if Hitler did a collab with Thighpaulsandra that would be pretty dope-ass and I'm sure lj would agree

sarahell wrote this on thread (Woman). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). on board I Love AFL on Oct 24, 2015

How does wellness, neo-paganism, techno, and Hitler all tie together?

sarahell wrote this on thread (Woman). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). on board I Love AFL on Oct 24, 2015

“Without the loudspeaker” writes Jacques Attali, “Hitler would have never conquered Germany”

sarahell wrote this on thread (Woman). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). on board I Love AFL on Oct 24, 2015

xp - the lack of copy-editing is clearly making a positive case for (Hitler).

sarahell wrote this on thread "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?" on board I Love Everything on Mar 8, 2012

the 4/20 thing was in the video and I was like, hitler's birthday? people smoking tons of weed day? why did they pick that day?

sarahell wrote this on thread Lux Aeterna on board I Love AFL on Feb 2, 2013

12 hitler

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, February 2, 2013 10:08 AM (13 minutes ago)

sarahell wrote this on thread (Woman). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). (Hitler). on board I Love AFL on Oct 16, 2014

so poor in English that their parodies lack complete coherence, or in extreme cases, make absolutely no sense

i want to see nonsensical hitler parodies!

sarahell wrote this on thread Come Up With the Most Morally Reprehensible Band Possible on board I Love Music on Dec 19, 2013

Amanda Palmer - vocals
Adolf "Hit Me" Hitler - contrabass
Ian Watkins - drums

doing lounge version of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" all proceeds benefit NAMBLA and Aryan Nation

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2013

4. Hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread List of overrated bands on board I Love Music on Jul 10, 2013

Hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread bands on board I Love Music on Jul 19, 2013

hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread self-rejected thread ideas on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Jul 26, 2013

Best hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread ♫ a military industrial illusion of democracy ♫ on board I Love Everything on Jul 19, 2013

hitler-industrial complex

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on Jul 8, 2013

4. Hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread List of overrated bands on board I Love Music on Jul 10, 2013

Hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread bands on board I Love Music on Jul 19, 2013

hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread self-rejected thread ideas on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Jul 26, 2013

Best hitler

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell) wrote this on thread ♫ a military industrial illusion of democracy ♫ on board I Love Everything on Jul 19, 2013

hitler-industrial complex

the hitler pun in the hilarious "Whiney" display name (sarahell) wrote this on thread 2015 End-of-Year Music Polls & Critics' Lists on board I Love AFL on Nov 21, 2015

won't post it all but here's the top 13:

1 Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Hitler
2 Father John Misty - I Love You, Hitler
3 Ryley Walker - Hitler Green
4 Julia Hitler - Have You In My Wilderness
5 Kamasi Washington - The Hitler
6 Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit And Think About Hitler, And Sometimes I Just Sit
7 Badbadnothitler & Ghostface Hitler - Sour Soul
8 Tobias Jesso Jnr. - Hitler
9 Kurt Viler than Hitler - b’lieve i’m goin down
10 Sleater-Kinney - No Hitler To Love
11 Unknown Hitler Orchestra - Multi-Love
12 Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Hitler
13 Gaz Coombes - Matador

^ enlightening post (sarahell) wrote this on thread "Hipster" as pejorative. on board I Love Everything on Jan 24, 2014

I think you really need to read Adorno in light of the fact he lived through fascism, Hitler, Stalin, and the major rise of post-war consumer culture.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell) wrote this on thread No thread for hipster fascism, surely some mistake! on board I Love AFL on Jan 27, 2015

GOD answered 2 years ago
kinda seems like it, but its like all the stupid people who BLINDLY supported hitler, hipsters supported obama without question LOL

Mistah FAAB (sarahell) wrote this on thread the meme which will have been kept alive on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Dec 10, 2014

Also let’s not forget that Hitler donated a pint of his blood to make blood sausage to celebrate a Nazi last supper according to Robert G. L. Waite in his biography The Psychopathic God.

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell) wrote this on thread blood run cold (a sincere thread) on board I Love AFL on Oct 20, 2013

M****** L** via Carma
Its amazing how well different people make use of this Hitler clip. Hilarious!

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell) wrote this on thread Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that) on board I Love Music on Jun 11, 2015

thanks to DJP

now Girlfriend in a Coma = "hitler on the toilet"

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell) wrote this on thread amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes) on board I Love Music on Jun 10, 2015

her essay is supposed to be about Hitler, but she makes it all about herself, good fucking lord!

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell) wrote this on thread Would you have killed Hitler if it required selling your soul to Satan? on board I Love AFL on Jun 9, 2015

there was a segment of that HBO news comedy show about Thai people and Hitler things

hefty organ euston caucus gash coombes squall who've inferiority (sarahell) wrote this on thread Amusing on board I Love AFL on Dec 20, 2015

― Bee OK, Saturday, December 19, 2015 12:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

60s: The Hitlers
70s: Hitler and Co.
80s: Hitler vs Hitler
90s: Endless Hitler
00s: The Black Hitlers
10s: Gaz Coombes

― cart and spork (Noodle Vague), Saturday, December 19, 2015 12:52 PM (Yesterday)

excited about the intentional phallus-y (sarahell) wrote this on thread How much do creativity, innovation and artistry in music matter to you? on board I Love Music on Oct 4, 2013

http://www.ducksters.com/history/world_war_ii/axis_hitler_mussolini.jpg

you can always just caption the photo l-r