― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Monday, 1 March 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)
I've read several wonderful non-fiction books on the subjects you mention above (best being The Templar Revelation, a MUST read.)
I read these based off things that were discussed (in detail) in Foucault's Pendulum. (A novel I loved.)
It's my belief that The Da Vinci Code is simply a dumbed-down, simplified version of the Eco novel. Is this a fair assessment?
― BabyBuddha (BabyBuddha), Monday, 1 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)
I wouldn't call it 'a dumbed-down' version of Eco's work (in general). Maybe you could say it's 'not as scholastic' or 'more plot-centric' (as opposed to a novel basically being 500 pages of regurgitated research). Dan Brown put a lot of research into The Da Vinci Code but equally blends it with suspense and murder.
The only negative thing I have to say about the book is that there are a couple references to current media (e.g. Tom Cruise and Eyes Wide Shut) and I thought this dated the book. But, who knows, maybe this book is just meant to be hott for a few years and then disappear into obscurity.
― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Monday, 1 March 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)
Can you speak a bit about the mentioning of Eyes Wide Shut? I'm very familiar with the novella it was based off of, and I'd be hard pressed to find something related to Jesus, Templars, etc. (I do hope it's not the orgy scene he's speaking about -- as if it was some sort of Masonic rite.)
I am sort of tempted to read it, even if just for fun.
― BabyBuddha (BabyBuddha), Monday, 1 March 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)
The Da Vinci Code made the family rounds this Christmas, so I have a soft spot for it. It is, though, a bit lightweight compared to Foucault's Pendulum, in that the megaconspiracy theory's never subjected to any true skeptical inquiry--although maybe that comparison's not entirely fair, since FP's devoted to debunking conspiracies en masse, while DVC's providing a pulpy, Indian Jones-style romp framed by the Magdalene heresy. Anyways, DVC's a hell of a lot more fun of a read than FP. But it's no Illuminatus! Trilogy.
― otto, Monday, 1 March 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)
Ha ha ha, you're exactly right. Brown wrote that the specifics of Eyes Wide Shut wasn't correct, but that the... I guess, deeper fundamental reason for it was right. There wasn't a whole lot of Godess worship that I saw in the scene, but that should have been the reason for it.
― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Phastbuck, Monday, 1 March 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Natalie (Penny Dreadful), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― slow learner (slow learner), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)
He's not the best writer. In fact, he obviously hasn't been taught the basic rule 'show, don't tell' as most of the text is expository.
Other things that annoyed me are simple facts which he get wrong. An example being that England is the only country in Europe where cars are driven on the left side of the road. This is completely wrong as he obviously hasn't researched the side of the road they drive on in Scotland, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Malta, and Cyprus.
He also has an English character who talks about 'soccer' - no Englishmen anyone knows would call it that.
The anagrams and word associations that make up the characters' names is nice though. The main antagonist's being constructed from the surnames of two authors involved with 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail.'
All in all, the book is a film script written as prose. It's incomplete; it needs a musical score to give it any sort of emotion.
― Honesty, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)
Really? That's so interesting. I'm going to have to check that out at home tonight.
― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Carol Robinson (carrobin), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)
My boyfriend assures me that Foucault's Pendulum is extremely dull, so I won't be bothering with it, but might start checking out a few conspiracy websites. I'm a total sucker for the spooky elements of catholicism.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 20 March 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― aimurchie, Sunday, 21 March 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jane Dellomes, Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)
What makes you say that?
And can I just comment on what a phenom this book is? I was at a surprise birthday party this weekend and it turns out that half the people there had read it... It kind of scared me a little.
― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Monday, 29 March 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Nancy Bailey, Monday, 5 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― alex rj, Thursday, 15 April 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)
Catholic exalted high-ranking murderous priest(s) willing to kill rather than let "dangerous" truth from ancient time/mithology ("nature of holy grail" and "Aristotele's pledge for laughter",respectively, and excuse my didascalic snobbish attitude WINK) come out.Truth uncovered by cultivated detectives...
isn'tdad smart??
Regarding analogy with Foucault's pendulum, I could not get over page 100 (was I the only one to feel very annoyed by the book pretentious gimmicks ex. untraslated greek quotations??? geez...)
― Erykah Jasmine (erykah), Thursday, 15 April 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michelle B, Monday, 25 July 2005 07:55 (nineteen years ago)
― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 25 July 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago)
David Baddiel (I think it was him) was likening it to Dickens in one of the newspapers at the weekend and deploring the snobbish attitude of the literati to this book. Not that I give a toss what DB thinks, but it did have me ruminating on the (admittedly remote-seeming) possibility that this might be regarded as a good book at some point in the future, even though every cell in my brain was telling me it was rubbish when I was trying to read it.
― frankiemachine, Monday, 25 July 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)
― portishead, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago)
(And in any case I'm regularly in bookshops/read the book pages etc and I only became aware of this book once it had already topped the bestseller lists for months - I couldn't have gone long without hearing about new book by, say, Salman Rushdie who won't be selling in TDVC numbers).
I think the key phrase is "well written". Josh is right: to most people with a taste for literature this is a badly written book. That leaves the mystery of its popularity. If Baddiel is right and it survives to be regarded as literature (that's a very big if, of course, but Baddiel is a reasonably bright guy and his suggestion doesn't have to be right to be interesting, it just has to be not obviously wrong) then what people like me think of as "well-written" is either wrong, or just irrelevant to whether a book is any good. Of course it's difficult for me to see that from where I'm standing. But there are plenty of examples in critical history of work that was regarded as vulgar rubbish by the cognoscenti being accepted as good or even great by later generations.
I just think this has touched on a suspicion that I increasingly have that being conventionally "well-written" is less important than we think, that there are many "well-written" books that are published and deservedly sink without trace every year as well as apparently ill-written books that turn out to be culturally important. I've been reading Don Quixote in translation, one of the great masterpieces of prose fiction, but I'm not convinced it could be described as "well written" as we understand the phrase nowadays. Some of the writing is extraordinarily clumsy but it doesn't detract from the greatness of the book.
― frankiemachine, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago)
― John (jdahlem), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:05 (nineteen years ago)
― frankiemachine, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago)
― John (jdahlem), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)
(just not abt what you THINK they're credible abt!)
― Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago)
also i think way more ppl. are sympathetic to conspiracy theories at the moment than in the recent past -- esp. global and ancient ones.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)
i dunno what you mean by 'recent past', but i'd be interested to hear why you think that, sterling.
― John (jdahlem), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Gina Ruiz (Gina Ruiz), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
this happens with political screeds and slambooks alla time.
― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 July 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago)
(kinda)
I'm in the UK and have only noticed one TV documentary about TDVC, which was predictably showing what an absurd piece of nonsense it is. TV execs would have made this programme because they knew audiences would take pleasure in having their suspicions confirmed and in laughing at and feeling superior to the credulous minority. I don't think the existence of documentaries like this is evidence that many readers take TDVC seriously any more seriously than James Bond.
YR FRIENDS ARE TOO SMART AND ITS SKEWING YR PERCEPTION OF SOCIETY AT LARGE.
I think it's the opposite - researchers for tv documentaries and the like are able to locate a credulous minority and make them seem more representative than they are. Which plays into the desire of people who are not taken in like to believe that they are in a relatively clever minority rather than just typical readers.
― frankiemachine, Thursday, 28 July 2005 08:51 (nineteen years ago)
― tom west (thomp), Thursday, 28 July 2005 12:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Neil G. Barclay, Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)
If the sub-Parsons/Hornby nonsense that was Time For Bed is anything to go by, David Baddiel knows less than most people about what makes a good book. He is, however, something of an authority on porn.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)
― Ray (Ray), Friday, 29 July 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago)
― tom west (thomp), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago)
but if you do manage to whip up a time viewer that shows the college students of the future [studying blank] my reaction will be to weep for humanity, not rush out and buy crap.
You could replace that blank with lot of names of artists viewed as populist crap in their day but now taken pretty seriously, though. And perfectly encapsulate the confidence with which the arbiters of conventional good taste dismissed vulgarians like Verdi, Puccini, Mahler, Dickens, any and every novel (not real literature like drama and poetry, dear boy), all cinema, all pop music, all jazz, yadda yadda.
― frankiemachine, Friday, 29 July 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Tim (Tim), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:13 (nineteen years ago)
even if the college students of the future were reading the da vinci code, that would just show that somehow 'we' had decided to start forcing that small group of people to try to take it to be culturally important. but how else are many things preserved for a hundred years, anyway? very few things with mass appeal - books, especially! - a hundred years ago retain that mass appeal now. there are new things for masses to find appealing now.
― Josh (Josh), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)
I wouldn't be surprised if college students of the future *do* end up studying it; but that doesn't mean it's crap, though.
At my university library, we had class sets of Jurassic Park and various Anne Rice novels, plus a fairly wide range of 1960s sci-fi, because that was what the English department had asked for. Just because those books were being taught at university doesn't mean that they are high quality.
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 30 July 2005 10:07 (nineteen years ago)
good lord no
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You know, I loved the book but I'd never EVER recommend it. It's just throwaway. I'd prefer to recommend something more substantial to my friends. That said, I did recommend it to a friend of mine who, after reading 3/4th of the book, frothed at the mouth when I suggested it was a fun read, to be taken very lightly. (Maybe that's why I now say I'd never recommend it.)
You could say these books are necessary to regard books like... oh say... La Peste as classics. ;-)
So I tried (3 times), but it was just too terrible for me
Dude, by the time I would have wanted to quit, I would have finished it anyway. You can read this in a couple of hours easily. Coming from me, that's quite a feat as I usually take weeks to finish a book. You have to read it quickly as not to vomit all over the place. ;-)
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 27 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
Dan Brown gives the world...National Treasure fanfic!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 September 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago)
It's a fact, at first I thought it was somehow the delayed novelization of the movie.
― alimosina, Monday, 14 September 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
This thread's really good, I love that it took so long for people to get all cynical about the book. I also enjoyed this: "He's stuck similes in like a GCSE student who's been told to shove in as many similes as possible".
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 14 September 2009 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
"Actually, Katherine, it's not gibberish." His eyes brightened again with the thrill of discovery. "It's ... Latin."
― James Mitchell, Monday, 14 September 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago)
Dan Brown cribbed most of his material for Da Vinci Code from a non-fic book called The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, by a committee of three authors named Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh and Henry Lincoln.
I have a collection of essays by Anthony Burgess, published in 1986, wherein he reviews this book soon after its publication. In his essay he wrote:
If their material had presented in a blockbuster novel like Irving Wallace's The Word...it would have been easier to take. (...) I can only see this as marvelous material for a novel. Perhaps Irving Wallace or Morris West is already writing it.
So there's an even chance Brown didn't even come up on his own with the idea of novelizing this stuff.
But you must give the devil his due; he clearly hit the sweet spot in terms of his potential audience. Kind of like Jean Auel and her caveman books. She is utter crap as a writer and I can't read more than a paragraph before I'm filled with horror and disgust. At least I could finish Da Vinci Code and even derived some wtf enjoyment from it.
― Aimless, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
Top Ten Adjectives In The Writing of Dan Brown:
darklightreligiousgrandfamoussecretenormousfemaleFrenchred
― thomp, Monday, 14 September 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
i should point out the above was in the paper and to the best of my knowledge isn't actually a joke
I just searched through a pdf of The Da Vinci Code, and there were 53 instances of 'enormous'. That's about once every seven pages. Not sure that 'grand' should count, since most of them are in the squillion mentions of the Grand Gallery.
Maybe since I have this pdf I should give it a read, give my high and mighty scoffing some justification.
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, 14 September 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
It's a decent story! Angels and Demons is better, though.
― so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Monday, 14 September 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
I just searched through a pdf of The Da Vinci Code, and there were 53 instances of 'enormous'. That's about once every seven pages.Still probably less frequent than the phrase "Every so often" appeared in "2666".
― Øystein, Monday, 14 September 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
It's a brilliant story, whatever its flaws. Teachers should use it as the clearest demonstration that good plotting, good style and good writing are not the same thing, but I bet they don't.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 14 September 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
it's really not a "good story" in any way
merdeyeux can you check if any of the uses of 'female' are as a noun?
― thomp, Monday, 14 September 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
quite a few, yeah, although there are a couple more 'female's than there are 'enormous'es, so maybe that's been taken into account.
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, 14 September 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
78 instances of 'dark' or 'darkness, btw, more than once every five pages. Flicking through all of that male and female harmony hokum makes me kinda want to read it now, for some reason.
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Monday, 14 September 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
i haven't read these and I'm not gonna act like I'm better than them or something but some girl I worked with once was shocked that I hadn't when I told her I had written my thesis for art-school on "kinda religiously themed stuff"
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈colinda❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, 14 September 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
she also said "have you read 'Angels and Demons' yet?"
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈colinda❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, 14 September 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
Wordle of The Lost Symbol:
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4265/lostsymbol.png
― James Mitchell, Monday, 21 September 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
Only 35 instances of 'enormous' in this one.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 21 September 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
Is the 'Bellamy' Craig Bellamy?
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 21 September 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
David.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 21 September 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html
― Number None, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
Ugh. I had been pretty comfortable with the verdict that Brown is great with plots and awful with style, but that commentary has turned me into an all-round sympathiser.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
I am halfway through The Lost Symbol and it is hard to shake the feeling that Dan Brown is a dick.
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that article has a lot of "who cares" and the occasional bit of "now you're just being a dick" to it. See esp. 'learning the ropes' bit. It's called a figure of speech, gaiz.
"whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes" - I kinda like this image! Although I'm imagining the eyes somehow punching through the paper. And it just being a sheet of paper instead of a face. So not that much.
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
This book was some grade-A bullshit, like beyond even what my low expectations were. Way to brutally murder some interesting ideas, you no-talent tool.
― a misunderstanding of Hip-Hop and contracts (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 October 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
kinda funny what happens after the BIG POP HIT. dude is plugging along writing books then OH NO I IZ HUUUUUGE BETTER NOT FUCK UP and it takes him longer to follow up da vinci than it took him to crank out the three before it. how long did it take that cold mountain dude? ten years? it must be scary. (stephen king being the exception to the rule)
* Digital Fortress, 1998 * Angels & Demons, 2000 * Deception Point, 2001 * The Da Vinci Code, 2003 * The Lost Symbol, 2009
― scott seward, Thursday, 1 October 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
Part of me feels like he just took Digital Fortress and replaced every reference to cryptography with references to Masons.
― a misunderstanding of Hip-Hop and contracts (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 October 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
"whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes" -- this is really not defensible; it's not the image, it's the confusion about what the second half is meant to modify
haven't read the article so don't know if it makes that point ah well
― thomp, Thursday, 1 October 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
What they choose to complain about is 'precarious', which I guess Brown means to mean "precariously positioned":
"Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes."
But that's at best the third-worst howler there.
― thomp, Thursday, 1 October 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
repeating these words over and over again can only be effective in keeping people's attention
― to cloves fork comfurt (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 1 October 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
that reads like a Fiona Apple album title
― a misunderstanding of Hip-Hop and contracts (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 October 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
The dark-skinned light fitter was religious, but his not-so-famous secret was that he liked enormous females and the odd glass of French red.
Someone give me a million dollar book contract.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 5 October 2009 07:31 (fifteen years ago)
Slightly overweight medical student Buck Mulligan walked up the historical stairs of the Martello tower
― thomp, Monday, 5 October 2009 09:18 (fifteen years ago)
ha my very-forgiving-of-bad-prose wife is just as fed up with this book as I was
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Monday, 12 October 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://nymag.com/arts/books/bookclub/lost-symbol/
this was entertaining
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
"influential family dynasty"
― abanana, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
i like how a leading symbologist and france's leading code cracker can't recognize what language a paragraph is in when it's just english printed backwards
out of all the shitty things in this (going ahead and mentioning how you can see the word "sex" in the lion king...omg), the shitty "codes" were the worst. all of them were way too obvious and suspension of disbelief was impossible. you can't help but think "these 'academics' are dumb, and the person who wrote this is dumb." the answers to all of them were immediately clear. if this were real, everyone and their fuckin mom would be showing up to get the grail.
i read this because i was stuck volunteering in a place and there was nothing to do, but a copy of this book was there.
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)
i've only seen the moovie, but i think when yr big shock ending (okay i already knew what it was gonna be cos i'd read the source material but) is kinda "sfw? you were killing dudes over this??" then u have a problem too
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
"oh? jesus is my grandad? thanks for the info, i will get back to work now cheers"
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
otm. all the shit thats supposed to be shocking regarding religion is classic type 2 challops
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)
it made me think about this a lot: what does it say about people that we WANT to believe in stupid conspiracy theories? is it about wanting to feel superior?
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
simplistic explanations for frightening randomness of life? sense that even tho yr life is mundane there is an exciting world hiding within reach? liking to be in on big secrets? not being real bright?
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)
also maybe it's hard in a "secular age" for people to understand the complexities of how major religions became major and religious conspiracy theories provide a recognisable modern world reason, however ridiculous
― little blue souvenir (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)
that last point is pretty tangy, imo - i think that's a good explanation.
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000844.html
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
^ always a good read. this might be the most ridiculous set of sentences in any popular work of fiction:
A voice spoke, chillingly close. "Do not move."
On his hands and knees, the curator froze, turning his head slowly.
Only fifteen feet away, outside the sealed gate, the mountainous silhouette of his attacker stared through the iron bars. He was broad and tall, with ghost-pale skin and thinning white hair. His irises were pink with dark red pupils.
― ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)
I was surprised to open this thread and see it beginning with someone talking about how great the DVC is.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)
lol comparing it with eco
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)
"The Templar Revelation, a MUST read"
also
O_OOOOOOOO
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)